Ximen Chong felt that he seemed to be a failure. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In fact, there is no need to add it seems, it is.

Six years after graduation.

There is a car - Alto, second-hand.

I have a girlfriend -- N hands.

If you have a house - the 10th ring, the down payment is still paid by the family.

Well, I'm not talking about Kyoto, I'm talking about Kyoto, but an ordinary second-tier city.

He didn't drive today, not because it was a traffic jam on the college entrance examination today, but because his girlfriend asked for 180,000 dowry money, and he couldn't borrow it for a long time, so he could save a little bit......

At the gate of the No. 2 Middle School in the city, it was crowded with waiting parents.

In order to let their son win, some people resolutely put on a tight cheongsam regardless of their gourd baby's figure.

In order to make his daughter successful, someone held a beer belly bigger than an eight-month-old pregnant woman and stepped on a pony that was not much heavier than him.

There is also an aunt wearing supermarket overalls, holding a "champion" sign, and I don't know whether she wants her child to be the top student in high school or is selling dumplings.

Looking at them, Ximen Chong couldn't help but sigh.

Think about the pinnacle of your life, maybe it was the three years of high school, when you studied well, and there were many beautiful girls who secretly had a crush on you.

Alas, in fact, if it weren't for the fact that after the college entrance examination results came out, he chose an extremely unpopular physics, which would not have led to him not being able to find a suitable job after graduation, so that he would have fallen into the current situation.

Whenever he thought about physics, he couldn't get angry.

"Quantum mechanics is a dog. , all of which were eaten by Schrödinger's cat. ”

"If you don't open the lid, you don't know if the cat is dead? Hehe, Lao Tzu squatted in the pit, and he didn't open it, do you know that Lao Tzu pulled red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? ”

Simon sneered and muttered to himself.

"The infinite possibilities of quantum existence? Hehe, you let the little Asian fairy Liu Yefei propose to me at the press conference? ”

"You asked Korean Girls' Generation to announce that the person in love at the last leg of their Asian tour was me?"

"You asked President Hua Xia to announce his beloved son-in-law at the next G-8 summit...... Sorry, it's a virtuous son-in-law, should I take a look? ”

Speaking of this, Ximen Chong shook his head and sighed, and the resentment in his stomach was finally released.

At this moment, a wild black cat meowed and rushed towards the west gate. He ducked with his head sideways, turned his head, and the wild cat pounced again. Okay, I'll flash again!

The black cat suddenly bent in mid-air!

Simon was shocked, this ...... It's not scientific, your uncle!

Seeing that the two front paws of the wild cat were about to grasp his face, a generation of ugly men went to the next level, and a hand suddenly reached over, grabbed the tail of the black cat, and pulled it back.

Ximen Chong was so frightened that he closed his eyes, waited for a long time and saw no movement, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the wild cat was lying in the arms of an old foreign man. He glanced at it, and the black cat immediately bared its teeth and grinned.

He was about to say thank you to the old foreign man, who had already opened his mouth first.

"Boy, you scold physics every year, is it interesting? Don't blame others for being superficial! Don't you want to see the infinite possibilities? Come on, come on, I'll let you see it today! ”

He spoke standard Mandarin, and Ximen Chong could naturally hear it, but—

"Who are you?"

He thought to himself: Lao Tzu can scold if he wants, and he has a relationship with you?

"Old man Schrödinger!"

Ximen Chong froze suddenly. While he was stunned, Schrödinger had pulled out a black disc-shaped thing from his pocket. Then, I pressed it forward, and with a beep, a screen of about 100 inches lit up in front of me.

Ximen Chong's eyes widened, I wipe, I don't say I'm dreaming, right? Isn't this void display technology only found in science fiction movies?

Before I could react, the screen started playing.

A few days ago, Asian actress Liu Yefei held a press conference to announce that her fiancé was Ximen Chong? Who is Ximen Chong? It is said that he is not an insider......"

Changed the channel.

Korean Girls' Generation made the last stop on its Asian tour, Beijing.

In the center of the stage, twelve beauties were full of happiness and confessed in unison: "I like you the most, the eyes when you look at me affectionately; I like you the most, the gentleness when you hold me from behind; I like you the most, pinch my face with your right hand; So, whatever the future holds, today, yes today, we have to declare! Ximen Chong, we love you! ”

Simon Chong was almost stunned!

Another channel.

"The latest report of this station: Chairman Huaxia suddenly announced that his daughter has found a home, and the name of his virtuous son-in-law is Ximen Chong, and the following is connected to the front-line reporters."

"Hello everyone, I am EDTV front-line reporter Dawei, I believe that many friends are very unfamiliar with the name 'Ximen Chong', of course, they are very jealous now, the beauty of the national princess is well known, and now, this young man named Ximen Chong has won the hearts of beauties. Who is Ximen Chong? Judging from the name, he may be the product of the combination of Ximen Qing and Ling Hu Chong......"

Schrödinger looked at Ximen Chong proudly like a victorious fighting: "How is it?" Anything you can think of is happening in random space-time in the quantum world. ”

"Oh" Simon Chong sighed expressionlessly, pointing to the disc in Schrödinger's hand and said, "What is that?" ”

"Observer!" Schrödinger said and added, "Observer of the quantum world! ”

Ximen Chong frowned: "Observer? What do you eat? ”

"The possibilities in the quantum world are endless, but the observer can make the quantum world go in a specified direction. Because in the quantum world, not only space is random, but time is also random. But this thing can be entered at any time and place. Including, in your dreams! ”

Ignoring the boundaries of time and space?

Ximen Chong swallowed deeply and pinched his chin, thinking that this thing was really a good thing.

He suddenly looked behind Schrödinger with a shocked face and exclaimed, "Einstein? ”

Schrödinger turned his head to look, and at that moment, a casserole-sized fist struck him in the face, and then fell to the ground. The black cat groaned and ran to the side.

Simon Chong triumphantly picked up the observer and pressed a few buttons at random.

"You have selected time travel, the default time and space is 100 million years of Cretaceous era, please confirm!"

"You have confirmed that there will be a space-time transfer in sixty seconds. Now into the countdown, 59, 58, 57 ......"

What a good thing!

With it, won't you be able to go back to the past?

He grabbed it and ran forward.

Schrödinger immediately got up and chased after the black cat.

"Boy, if you give it back to me, I'll send you to a parallel world to play, okay?"

Parallel worlds?

Ximen Chong didn't look back, and opened his mouth to say: "Don't go, it's better to go back to the past!" ”

"Boy, this is the Overworld! Any slight fluctuation may cause the entire chaotic world to collapse, and when the time comes, not only will the old man finish playing, but you will also be analyzed into a superstring state! Schrödinger said eagerly.

Most people don't know it, but he understands the importance of the world. From the ultimate dimension, based on the current world, countless parallel worlds have been derived, and these seemingly colorful worlds are actually just a specific equilibrium state in a chaotic state.

This cardinal world is like a soap bubble floating in the air, and even the slightest fluctuation can cause it to burst.

"Okay, it's okay to go to an alternate world, and I'm going back to high school. Besides, it's my brain......"

Countdown, 45, 44, 43......

Schrödinger gritted his teeth and said, "Let you go back to high school!" I give you a useful database of the world, literature, music, art...... The whole nine yards! No matter how stupid you are, you won't mess around! ”

At this time, I had run to another street corner.

Ximen Chong was proud, but if he didn't take the opportunity to be more greedy, how could he do it?

"Lao Xue, you are still insincere!"

"Wisdom, agility, and strength are all a hundredfold higher for you! Okay, right? Schrödinger said indignantly.

If it weren't for the existence of the main world as the base universe, he would have turned himself into a superman a long time ago, so that he would not have been defeated by Simon Chong, and now he is being coerced by him!

Ximen Chong was in ecstasy in his heart, and sure enough, he could still add it, no, he had to add more.

"That old Xue, the world is so dangerous, if I accidentally get knocked into ......"

"Give you the Body of Steel!"

Countdown, 19, 18, 17......

Ximen Chong's heart was happy, and his face was very painful. "Even if it is steel, if it falls into the furnace, it will ......"

Countdown, 10, 9, 8......

"Immortal! If you don't give it to me, you'll die! ”

"Deal!"

PS：

Schrödinger's Cat:

In one box there was a cat, as well as a small amount of radioactive material. After that, there is a 50% chance that the radioactive material will decay and release poison gas to kill the cat, and a 50% chance that the radioactive material will not decay and the cat will survive.

According to classical physics, one of these two outcomes is bound to occur inside the box, and an outside observer can only know the result inside if the box is opened. In the quantum world, when the box is closed, the whole system remains in an uncertain wave state, i.e., the superposition of life and death of cats. Whether the cat is alive or dead can only be determined after the box has been opened and the matter has been observed by an outside observer in the form of particles. The purpose of this experiment is to demonstrate that quantum mechanics has a supernatural knowledge and understanding of the microscopic particle world, but this makes the microscopic uncertainty principle become the macroscopic uncertainty principle, the objective law is not subject to human will, and the cat is both alive and dead against logical thinking.