Binh Duong City, No. 1 Middle School. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Class 9 in the third year of high school.

Ximen Chong in the last row laughed like a stupid fork, making everyone look sideways frequently, his eyes were full of anger, but he was afraid of his notoriety, and they all dared to be angry and did not dare to speak.

Parallel worlds, there are really parallel worlds!

I thought I was dreaming!

Quantum mechanics, I'm not fooling!

The more Ximen Chong thought about it, the happier he became, and the louder he laughed couldn't help but be louder.

In this world, because Xiang Yu failed that year, he crossed back to Jiangdong, which caused earth-shaking changes in later dynasties.

There are no Li Bai, Du Fu, Wang Wei, Meng Haoran, Wang Changling, Su Shi, Liu Yuxi, Bai Juyi, Li He, Du Mu, Li Shangyin, Ouyang Xiu, Fan Zhongyan, Wang Anshi, Liu Yong, Yan Shu......

There is no Cao Xueqin, Luo Guanzhong, Shi Nai'an, Wu Chengen......

There is no Wang Xizhi, Ouyang Xun, Yan Zhenqing, Liu Gongquan......

There is no Jacky Cheung, Andy Lau, Huang Jiaju, Phoenix Legend......

Of all the celebrities he knew after Chu Han, there was not a single one!

Of course, the acquaintances he knows are completely different.

It's sent! It's a big deal!

Ximen Chong put his arms towards the ceiling, making cheering movements, and was about to roar, when Yang Yingxue, the committee member of the beautiful university, walked over angrily.

Before she could speak, she heard Ximen rush and say: "It turns out that Yang Da Beauty looks so angry and looks so good!" ”

Yang Yingxue was praised by him like this, and her little face turned red.

"You laugh again, take you, ...... you" even forgot the words just now.

Simon smiled at him, "What about throwing me out?" Or cut out my tongue? ”

"Humph! Cut your ......, of course Yes! ”

She was about to say that she cut off his tongue, but Ximen Qing had already taken a knife and put it to his mouth, and his tongue was cut out in half.

"Ah~"

was frightened, and the whole class turned back.

Ximen Chong coughed and said to everyone: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen the molesting class flower?" Fuss. ”

He was originally a gangster, and the people in the class disdained and did not dare to meet him in general. Yang Yingxue has also been teased by him before, but she is not as straightforward as today.

Suddenly, her face flushed even more, as if she was about to drip blood.

Wang Peng, the squad leader who had been secretly in love with Yang Yingxue for a long time, couldn't hold back any longer, and slapped the desk, startling everyone. He stood up and rushed towards the west gate with a fierce look.

"The city's unified examination will be held next week, and you won't let people study? Don't you want to laugh? Get out and laugh! Come back when you've laughed enough! ”

Ximen Chong was still smiling: "What's the big squad leader, I want to go out and fight!" ”

As he spoke, he gestured twice with the knife, Wang Peng subconsciously took a step back, glanced at Yang Yingxue, and saw that she was looking at herself, so he hurriedly stepped forward again.

"Fight it, are you afraid that you won't succeed?"

His tone trembled slightly as he spoke, obviously lacking confidence.

Ximen Chong was about to speak, and the head teacher Yang Guokui suddenly walked into the teacher, looked at him with a dark face and said, "Ximen Chong, you come to the office with me!" ”

Simon rushed up and walked towards him, thinking to himself that he was a girl, who would sue so quickly.

After the two arrived at the office, Ximen Chong habitually closed the door.

"Lao Yang, what's the matter?"

This guy calls him that every time, Yang Guokui is used to it, turned around, and looked at Ximen Chong.

"Do you want to drop out now? Just like you are now, dropping out of school and entering society, isn't that poisoning society? ”

Ximen Chong was stunned, "Drop out? Who said it, did I say it? ”

After finishing speaking, the memory of yesterday came to my mind, this kid just submitted his withdrawal application yesterday.

The head teacher, Yang Guokui, had a straight face and took out the application from the drawer.

"The school has signed it for you, you sign it at the bottom, and you can leave!"

I'll wipe the blackboard! Is it necessary to be so efficient? Simon Chong was dumbfounded.

"Didn't you just want me to drop out of school? Why now-"

Yang Guokui interrupted him: "I was polite just now, if you don't drop out, the average level of our class will only be the first from the bottom every year!" ”

“……”

"Old Yang, that's all old things. I said--If I get the first place in the exam this time, will you drive me out? ”

Yang Guokui laughed dryly.

"If you kid takes the first place in the exam, I'll fucking resign!"

"Forget it, if you resign, it will be even more toxic to society." Ximen Chong said nonchalantly. By the way, he took the withdrawal application behind him and quietly tore it to shreds.

Oh, when Lao Tzu returned to school, if he didn't hook up with a few student girls, would he be worthy of Einstein?

What did you say?

What is it about caring for Instein? If it weren't for the name of Einstein, would I have been able to cross me?

Yang Guokui almost burst out when he heard this: "What did you say?" You try it again. ”

"Okay Lao Yang, now there is no one in the office, don't pretend! Isn't it just a box of cigarettes? ”

Simon Chong said, taking a box out of his pocket and throwing it on his desk.

"Gone!"

Yang Guokui hurriedly put the box of cigarettes in his pocket, shook his head and said to himself: "This kid can do things, forget it, as long as it's not too excessive, let him make trouble for a few more months......"

In the corridor outside the entrance of Class 9, a girl in a school uniform kept rubbing her head down, pinching the corners of her clothes with both hands. I don't know why I'm worried about it, and I can't make up my mind.

Seeing Simon rushing out, she looked up at him and bit her lower lip.

The girl who first hesitated and hesitated in her eyes, and finally became determined, was Ximen Chong's girlfriend Chen Yuyan, who was next to him. In order to chase her, Ximen Chong took a lot of thought before.

Ximen Chong looked at her weak, thin face, remembered the gentleness of the two of them in his memory, and reached out to caress the back of her head.

The hand was in the air, and it had been blocked by her.

She looked at Ximen Chong and said, "My family knows about you, and I don't agree!" ”

Simon Chong looked at her for a long time, until she turned away and stopped looking at him.

"Why?"

Chen Yuyan turned her head, looked at him again and said, "My dad said that your family background is average, and you don't study well, so you will definitely not have much success in the future." If you are poor, you will study, but you will not ...... study"

"Say no more!" Ximen Chong intercepted her words: "I understand! ”

He turned and went back to the classroom.

In the original world, he experienced three relationships. These experiences have already taught him that if a girl has no opinion in love, there will only be pain if she persists with her.

Instead of torturing each other like this, it is better to break up decisively.