"Darling, are you sure you can?"

"Come on, it's okay!"

"Isn't it going to hurt?"

"Don't worry, baby, I'll do it gently!"

"Really? Then you lighten up! ”

"Okay, good, take off your clothes first!"

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"Getting on the ground?"

"Hmm!"

"Shall I start then?"

"Come on!"

"Well, rub some oil first." I squeezed the olive oil I had picked up at the pharmacy after work today on Gu Dongyang's back, spread it evenly, and prepared to start implementing the new weight loss method I had found on the Internet - gua sha therapy.

"Uh-huh, pretty comfortable!" A certain fat person is very enjoyable.

"You haven't started yet!" I kindly remind you that this is just preparation so as not to scratch the skin.

"Ouch, hey—you murdered your own husband!" I just scratched his back, and someone screamed as if Ling Chi was being executed.

"What the hell is called, I haven't worked hard yet!" How can you stop this fat and thick skin without scraping it?

"Give me an honest lying on my stomach, no matter how painful it is, give me patience, who called you so fat, this trick can work, not only can you lose weight, but also detoxify, especially suitable for you!" I pressed his back and tossed back and forth from the diagram on the Internet.

"Okay—already—right?"

"Really—well—it hurts——!!!" Someone lying on his stomach gritted his teeth at the words of a few words.

"It's OK on your back, you turn it over, I'll help you scrape your belly." I stopped my hand and patted his bloody back.

"I can't move, I seem to be paralyzed." A fat pig doesn't move at all.

"Get up for me, my hands are about to be scraped off and I haven't said I'm tired, what are you lying down pretentiously?"

"Get me up!" I began to drag his hand, although someone has lost more than a dozen pounds, but it is still as stable as Mount Tai, even if the foolish man comes, there is no way to remove it.

……

"Did last night's sha fade?" I opened the door and sat in the co-pilot, and now I am really happy to have a special car to pick me up and drop off from work every day.

"It's faded a little!"

"Then scrape it again tomorrow." I buckle up my seatbelts.

"No, this is not good for frequent scraping, I checked it on the Internet, gua sha is a mechanical injury tearing capillaries resulting in subcutaneous bleeding, and these subcutaneous bleeding does not have any positive effect on the human body."

"On the contrary, if the amount of bleeding is large, these blood components destroy and decompose metabolites such as hemoglobin, if absorbed into the blood, can cause blockage of the renal tubules and cause kidney damage, and in severe cases, it can even lead to acute kidney failure." Someone becomes a medical expert in seconds.

"Hmm, so what?" I pushed my eyeballs down and glanced at him at the same angle.

"It's okay to scrape once in a while, but frequent scraping is not only not beneficial, but also harmful!" He continued.

"I've never heard of scraping scraping dead people in thousands of years in Greater China!" The little friends who have poured water in foreign countries have demonized the treasures of our Chinese nation.

"You didn't have a summer heat stroke when you were a kid? Didn't your mother shave you? Isn't it just a scrape? ”

"Uh-that-what-" Someone was speechless, as if he had really shaved when he was a child.

"Dear listeners and friends, today is '520' Internet Valentine's Day, and the following song Xu Ruyun's "Suddenly I Want to Love You", I wish you all lovers will eventually become married, and love will be sweet and sweet!" A melodious female voice came over the radio.

"Mr. Lin, have you prepared a gift for me today?"

"Last time you said you made it up today!" Someone finally has a chance to get away from the previous topic.

"Gifts?" I'll go, who remembers this ghost festival, I really haven't prepared anything.

"It won't be again, will it?" His eyes were full of disappointment.

"It's been the first time, and I know it's still like this." Someone is disheartened again, I have never been careful in my heart, what I have said is a passing eye, but he is a person who has booked gifts for me on the Internet, but the number of times I have returned the gift is still zero, once I was embarrassed to say that the next holiday must be made up to him, but casually I missed three festivals, and then afterwards I was stupid and said that I must make up for it next time.

This time, however, I forgot again.

"That-I-" I'm really at a loss this time, and I can't mess around.

"I don't want to hear about it again next time!" Someone was still glaring at me in the car.

"Uh-that-why don't we go to the mall now, I'll buy it for you, and you can pick one you like?" I actively remedy.

"I want it now!" Someone doesn't appreciate it.

"That-good Dongdong, let's go to the mall and buy you everything!" I continue to flatter and flatter.

"Now—here—just—want!" His expression could not be denied.

"Uh-what-that-I-" I was really helpless this time.

"Yes, you wait—" I had a flash of inspiration and unzipped my cute little purse.

"Oooo

"That's it?" Gu Dongyang looked at the heart-shaped "520" composed of a 50, a 20, and a 10 piece in front of him, and his eyebrows spread slightly.

"Well-I folded it myself, it's sincere enough!" I shook my masterpiece proudly, fortunately I saw this god skill on Weibo today, and I didn't expect it to save me immediately.

"I've fooled you again!" The corners of his mouth twitched.

"Whew, let's change the house, shall we?" Gu Dongyang, who was concentrating on driving, suddenly burst out.

"What? Have you been paid? I asked.

"No, we live too far from where you work!"

"You think I don't want to live in the city center, the rent is expensive!"

"My parents still have the deposit for this house!" Although I am barely a white-collar worker, my monthly salary is basically equal to that of a white-collar worker after paying rent, water and electricity.

"Which one do you like more in the second ring road, let's take a look when we have time!" He was still concentrating on driving, but what he said left me scratching my head.

"What kind of real estate do you want to see when renting a house, and besides, I live very well now, anyway, you also have a car, which is quite convenient!"

"I sold my stock, and now I still have some money on hand."

"Look at this earnings, huh?" It had to do with money, and I was a little interested.

"Well, it's okay!" He smiled faintly.

"How much is it okay? Earned tens of thousands? "I immediately inquired about the money worshipper.

"Do you know about Storm Technology?" He asked.

"Storm Tech? Storm Video? I asked.

"Yes, Storm Video is under its umbrella!"

"Xiao Ji, do you remember, I answered the phone and went out that day?" He reminded.

"Well, what's wrong!"

"He is a good brother I have played since I was a child, and now he works in investment banking, and I got together with him once when I returned to China, and he pushed me to buy this stock, so I bought a little."

"So, how much has it gone up?" Why can't he tell me how much he's earned?

"I bought at 20.4 and sold today at 297.23."

"I—go—" I couldn't think of any words to describe my mood at the moment.

"What kind of stock is this, why don't you notify me to buy it, you have to buy it if it goes bankrupt like this, my relatives!" I was stunned.

"How much did you buy?" I hurriedly asked again.

"I still had 50,000 dollars left in my hand at that time, so I converted it all into RMB and bought it."

"50,000 US dollars, the current exchange rate is about six yuan, which is equivalent to more than 300,000 yuan." I pinched my fingers and calculated.

"So, you bought more than 15,000 shares?" My little liver began to tremble, and I could no longer pretend to be calm.

"Hmm-"

"I'll go, then do you have more than 4 million in your account now?" I'm going to roar, he's still the same unfazed ghost.

"Seems to be!" Someone thought back to the data that arrived today.

"I'm going to drop a mother——!!! I want to jump out of the car.

"You're not kidding, are you?" I confirm again.

"Nope!" He replied seriously.

"You're so handsome!" I was so excited that I hugged his big face and gnawed wildly, even though he was driving.

Startled by my enthusiasm, he slipped the steering wheel and narrowly missed the bus lane.

"So, now you can buy a house in the second ring road at least 300 square meters?" I immediately converted it into a fixed asset.

"It's not me, it's us!" He smiled.

"Oh-" I was shy and shy, I don't know why this dead fat man looks so handsome at this time, obviously people are not so superficial people, okay!

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you pull over and pull over." It occurred to me that I had overlooked something extremely important.

"Where did you get the $50,000 you paid for stocks?"

"You were an intern when you were in the United States, and I remember you said that your salary was only two or three thousand dollars, which was only enough for daily living expenses, where did you get all this money?"

"That-I-" Someone stopped talking.

"You didn't do anything bad, did you?"

"This money can't be clean, right?" Three unethical ways to make quick money come to my mind.

"What are you thinking, I won the lottery in the World Cup last year." Gu Dongyang intercepted my fantasies.

"What?"

"Why didn't you become a screenwriter, but you can really make it!" Such an absurd reason is actually made up.

"Really, do you remember last year's World Cup when Germany 7:1 Brazil?"

"That time I bought the German team to win, and I pitched a little bit for all the scores."

"Keep making it up, if you can get rich with this, there will be no poor people in the world!"

"Really, I didn't lie to you, I didn't expect it myself, I just chose a difficult one, and I didn't know which scores were more reliable, so I simply bought them together." He grabbed the steering wheel with one hand and spread his right hand.

"That sports lottery company may also think that the probability of such a score is basically zero, so the odds are particularly high."

“1：500。” He reduced the decibels.

"So, you just bought 100 yuan?"

"Uh-huh—" Someone breathed a sigh of relief as they finally made the ins and outs clear.

"I've said more than a hundred times not to buy sports lottery online, right?" I stroked my hair that was in the way, and I was already angry.

I was angry that he always took my advice as the wind in his ears, and I didn't speak, and the way I stared and bared my teeth must have made someone think that World War III was about to break out.

"Yes!" Someone was really shocked by my majesty, and he didn't have the slightest confidence in saying two words.

"You're really—" I raised my hand, and someone's features were huddled together, and it was very funny to look like they were waiting to die.

"I'm so lucky!" My hand landed softly on his arm, and my eyes were bent into a first quarter moon.

"Huh?" Someone apparently didn't react.

"Next time there's something like this, call me, dear!" I squeezed my eyebrows and smiled.

"Ah——?h Someone is still thinking confused.

"Drive, go to Korean barbecue today!" I've started Fun Mode.

"Huh?"

"Hurry up, you don't want to eat meat?"

"Yes!"

"Drive!" I aim ahead.

"Go ahead, sao years!" The order is issued.

"Oh-" Someone started the car, but his neurons were clearly lagging and needed six walnuts to make up.