Chapter 13: Double eyelids: Jun Ji-hyun

"Is your boyfriend coming to the company's anniversary dinner tonight?" Fu Xiaomin, who was having lunch with me, inquired. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Today, June 18th, the company celebrates its 10th anniversary.

"Come!" I replied with ribs in my mouth.

"Really!" She laughed creepy, this person was nervous and didn't know what to do?

"Hmmm—these braised pork ribs are so delicious today!" I also have some meat for lunch, and for dinner I cook or cold to accompany someone.

"Didn't you keep bragging about your American boyfriend being handsome?"

"I'll have to take a good look tonight." She was ready to try.

"Handsome fart, I've gained dozens of pounds, and I'm sad when I talk about this." I stink, can I not be annoyed, the former pride has become a burden that I dare not see people.

"Ahh She also felt pity.

"Hmm-" I nodded aggrievedly.

"It's okay, don't be sad, we can lose weight if you're fat, after all, the mold is still there, just stuff it back."

"It's not like it's ugly and can't be saved, and you have to use a knife to fix it." Fu Xiaomin's way of comforting people is really different.

"Do you want me to interrogate you, dear!" She climbed up my arm affectionately.

"Don't, forget it, I'm quite relieved that he's like that." When I finished eating, I took out a tissue and wiped my mouth.

"This man knows people but doesn't know his heart, he used to be so handsome, I don't know how many warblers and warblers there are around, and there are many flies on the side, can you pretend to be tall?"

"But it's different now, maybe I want to rely on a few girls to brush up on my sense of existence!" Miss Fu's crooked reasoning doesn't seem to be unreasonable.

"Look at me, Darling!" She winked.

"Then you take it easy, review is review, don't go too far!" I make it clear.

"Well, you're good to go!" She smiled back and walked to the bathroom in a variety of postures as she stepped on stilettos, and I waited outside the door.

……

“Here-we-are,

on-earth-together;

It's-you-and-i,

god-has-made-us-fall-in-love;

It's-true;

I've-really-found,

someone-like-you;

Here-we-are,

on-earth-together;

It's-you-and-i,

god-has-made-us-fall-in-love;

It's-true;

I've-really-found,

someone-like-you;

……“

The music in the hall slowly flowed out, and the stars were shining everywhere, and as far as the eye could see, there were all the shadows of clothes and sideburns, and they were staggered.

"Da Lin, your boyfriend is not as fat as you say, he looks okay, much thinner than Du Haitao." Fu Xiaomin pointed to someone who was alone with red wine and pretending to look at the scenery.

He stood in the light and shadow, and his not-so-angular facial features didn't seem to be so ugly.

Fu Xiaomin, the little goblin, wore a golden royal blue tight fishtail skirt today, looking decent in front, but there was another article behind it, and the entire back was hollowed out, so it was not enchanting.

But it seems to me that it must be because she is not plump enough in one part of her, otherwise she must have slipped the neckline to the belly button.

“Excuseme!”

"Hangcheng, is that you?" Fu Xiaomin dispatched.

"I'm sorry, you recognized the wrong person." Gu Dongyang responded politely.

"Really, not?" Fu Xiaomin frowned suspiciously.

"You know what, you look like you!" Fu Xiaomin's eyes were full of affection, and at a glance, he knew that the story with what hangcheng was very long.

"I'm sorry, I'm not!" Fu Xiaomin didn't attract his attention.

"You know what? He is my first love, I have been looking for him for many years, and I thought that today is finally-" Fu Xiaomin began to sob, and actually made a gesture to wipe away tears, what a movie queen!

"What's your name, it doesn't seem to be from our company, right?" She wiped away her tears, her fawn-like eyes staring at a certain fat, and continued to put on the set.

"Yes, I'm here with my girlfriend." He pointed to my location with his cup and immediately walked towards me.

"Whoa—" I was about to catch up when a text message came in from my phone.

"You go to the bathroom, the test isn't over yet." Letter from Fu Xiaomin.

"Are you finished?"

"It may have been that he saw you present just now, and it was not good to act blatantly, don't worry, I am measured!"

"Gu Dongyang, I'll go to the bathroom, and you can walk around by yourself." I do what I am told.

"Good!" He smiled humbly.

"Ouch hey, handsome guy, sorry!" Gu Dongyang turned around and hit a wall of flesh, very soft, very Q bomb, definitely the legendary rou bomb, the figure is very material, and the face is not bad, it is estimated that the average man will be surprised when he sees it.

However, I personally think that it would be more vivid if she added "guest officer" or "uncle" after the three words "ouch hey".

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry—" The red wine in Gu Dongyang's cup was sprinkled on the woman's dress.

The demon girl leaned into his ear and whispered something ambiguously, Gu Dongyang pursed his lips and smiled, no different from the prodigal son of love who lingered in the flowers all the year round, I hid in the dark not far away and stomped my feet angrily.

“Waiter!” He stopped a waiter.

"This lady's clothes are wet, please help her get a blanket."

"Okay!"

"Sorry, this is paying for your dry cleaning." He pulled out a few red tickets from his wallet and handed them to the woman.

"Hmph-" The woman stomped her foot violently, and the sound of her high heels colliding violently with the floor was harsh, and the people around her all looked over when they heard the sound, and the atmosphere was very embarrassing.

Then, the demon girl took the money and left in a huff.

"Wait, wait!" I was about to go out, but Fu Xiaomin ran to me and grabbed me at some point.

"Wait, and—" She whispered.

"How many levels have you set up?" I'm getting impatient.

"The last one, the last one!" She raised her hand and swore, motioning for me to wait and see.

"Hey, fat brother, what should I do if I think you're so handsome?" This time it's a big-eyed cute girl with a Taiwanese accent, young and lively, and I can't refuse to be cute, but a certain fat person actually ignored it directly, changed the orange juice on the table next to him and took a sip, and turned to the other side.

"People like your meat so much!" The big-eyed cute girl poked his arm with her thin fingertips, but a certain fat still ignored it.

"Even--, people are talking to you!" The cute girl rushed to him again and fluttered.

"Is there something wrong?" Gu Dongyang couldn't hide, so he had to ask.

"What's your phone number, you have time to come out and play together!" The girl's face was so bright that I couldn't bear to refuse.

"I'm sorry, I don't remember very well, I just changed my number, and I can't remember it." He was suave.

"Hey (ǎi) yo (yó) - people won't do anything to you, you can't even give a phone number!" Moe sister's Lori voice is light and soft.

"Otherwise, you can wait for my girlfriend to come and ask her!" Gu Dongyang gave a serious reply.

"I'm really—I don't remember!" I really didn't expect someone to be so witty.

"Cut-" The girl was bored.

"Then you always remember your WeChat account, and add a friend with someone!" I thought she would stop there, but she didn't give up yet, holding Gu Dongyang's arm and continuing to sell cuteness.

"Sorry, I just returned to China, and I am not familiar with the emerging social software in China, and I haven't had time to apply for an account yet." He said it the same as he really did.

"What the hell (shà) - you really don't mean it!" The girl suddenly threw out an authentic Trump, and my jaw almost fell to the ground.

She pouted and hurried away, making a sneaky OK gesture to this side before exiting our line of sight, and I quickly retracted for fear of being caught by someone.

"Who was that just now?" I'm making my official debut lightly.

"I don't know, I ask for directions." He was casual and serious.

"Hmph—not like it!" I feigned suspicion.

"Hey! There's no way, it's just fat, it's hard to hide the national color! He used the usual charm of women who make a living in film and television dramas to scratch my head and pose.

"yes, it's a pity for this little face!" I slapped his big fat face with a needle in my face, why didn't I steal a few tricks from Gonggong Xuehai and slap him to death?

"Isn't it?" He still has the courage to take it down.

"Hey! It's just that the slave's life is too bitter, I would have illuminated the moon in my heart, but the bright moon shines on the ditch! "I started singing big operas, pretending to cry.

His expression was wooden, and his painting style became too fast, and he didn't know what to do.

"It's ridiculous that the ditch is not watery, and there are flies flying on it!" I continued to sing, pretending to brush my sleeves and leaving, and I was so pitiful that I almost carried a hoe and followed Sister Lin to bury the flowers.

"Good sister, where are you going?" A certain fat man finally squeezed into my painting style and hurriedly grabbed my little hand.

"There is no nostalgia here, it is better to go home early!" I pretended to push.

"Good sister, take me away, if you leave, my soul will go with you!" He pestered.

"I'm dead!" I'm coquettish.

"You're dead, I'll be a monk!" He continued to linger.

"You two are endless, when we are dead, aren't we?" Fu Meinu laughed loudly.

"Sister--you came just in time, quickly blast this prodigal son out, so as not to pollute everyone's ears and eyes!" I changed the tone to Huangmei Opera again, and while bringing my index and middle fingers together, I walked a fancy swing to the door.

"You guys slowly, I'll go first!" Fu Meimei first rolled her eyes, and then accompanied by a smiling face.

"Eh, wait a minute, I haven't introduced you yet!" When I saw that she was leaving, I immediately stepped forward and grabbed her.

"Hello, Gu Dongyang." Gu Pang took the lead in stretching out his left hand, solemnly and rigorously, without mentioning the previous episode.

"Hello, Fu Xiaomin."

……

"Let's go back!" Afraid of drinking and making a mistake, we didn't drive out.

The night is deep, the south wind is slightly cool, and the warm street lamps guide us to the light; The whole city is shrouded in a dream, the branches of the trees on both sides of the road rustle, breathing evenly, and sleeping soundly.

"Are you shoe-friendly?" He looked at my feet.

"It's only 5 centimeters, so it's not a problem!" Anything under 8 cm is not called high heels.

"Oh, let's go!" He motioned for me to take his arm.

"Why don't you give me your shoes?" After only a few steps, I gave birth to a moth, and I had to do something meaningful in such a hazy night.

"Why don't we swap clothes?" He smiled.

"Good! All right! I nodded like garlic.

"Go-you think you're Jun Ji-hyun?" He was sarcastic and disdainful.

"Don't you know my nickname 'Double Eyelid Jun Ji Hyun'?" It's too underestimated.

"Just you?" His eyes widened.

"Opposite-" I pears appeared slightly, crossed my waist and chest, raised my head and tucked my abdomen.

"If- you agree not to change my weight loss reward chart now, I'll call you Jun Ji-hyun with double eyelids in the future!" He had bad intentions.

"Color!" I spat out, how can he not talk about anything without that violent reward table.

"Yes, my Jun Ji-hyun!" He gags.

"It's been a month, and you haven't changed your name, so you will implement the original plan!" He said it soundingly.

"Dream your big spring and autumn dreams!" I'll send a chestnut.