"Is there something wrong with the coffee you gave me, has it expired?" Early in the morning, Gu Dongyang was at the door of my room. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"No, I just bought it." I replied with my eyes closed, the weather was getting cooler, and it was very easy to sleep.

"Then why have I been having diarrhea these days?" Some people have excessive gastrointestinal smoothness these days, and their faces are full of vegetables.

"It's not good to have diarrhea? Just right to lose weight! I struggled to open one eye.

"Isn't that day okay? Will pull the dead! Gu Dongyang's stomach began to rumble again.

"It's not that easy to die!" Will his flesh be able to stop in a few days?

I won't tell him that it's the latest super popular weight loss coffee on the Internet - L-carnitine coffee, and the thousands of reviews on Taobao are not ordinarily good, so it seems that it really works.

"You're not going to buy a three-no product, are you?" Someone who had finished another trip to the toilet began to wonder again.

"Absolutely not, people say this coffee is very good." I went to the living room to get some water.

"Who are they?" A fat man took a coffee box and studied it carefully.

"Those buyers?" My brain cells weren't activated yet, and my mouth was too fast to think.

"Didn't you say your colleague gave it to you?" Gu Dongyang saw that the box was printed with the four big words "weight loss coffee" on it, no wonder some people have been very attentive these days, giving a cup of coffee every day, and he thought that some people were virtuous.

"Uh-I listened to what my colleague said, and then I checked it on the Internet." I hastened to justify myself.

"Lin 囦 (yuān) 囦 (yuān), sooner or later I will die at your hands." A certain Gu glared at me fiercely, and threw the box of coffee directly into the trash with a grim face.

"I spent more than a hundred to buy it, how much money do you have?" I can't calm down with his quick movements, and I can dedicate my spare time to his weight loss career, am I easy?

"You've only lost three pounds this month, you're proud, aren't you?" Speaking of this, I get angry, does he think I want to use this radical method? There's no way around it!

……

"Baron, have you been unwell for the past two days?" Aimee took the initiative to care in the elevator.

"yes, it's a bit of an upset." Gu Dongyang reluctantly smiled back.

"Diarrhea?" Aimee asked.

"Hmm-"

"Then pay attention, you can only drink white porridge these days to regulate your stomach." Aimee is good at this.

"Oh, good!" Gu Dongyang smiled and thanked him.

"In this way, you can go to my place at noon, there are tools in the pantry, and I will help you make some white porridge." Aimee's concern is a bit overdone.

"Don't bother you, I'll drink it when I get home in the evening." Gu Dongyang politely refused.

"And what do you eat for lunch?" Aimee sees the stitches.

"It's okay, just deal with it."

"How can you deal with it casually, your stomach must be well regulated, otherwise you will get gastroenteritis!" Someone turns on the mode of good wife and good mother.

"Then I'll go downstairs and buy some medicine, and I'll be fine if I take it." Gu Dongyang diverted the topic again.

"You must take the medicine, but you must also drink the porridge!" Aimee was bitter and anxious as if her own mother was sick.

"It's okay, you can order takeout, there are a few restaurants nearby that have porridge."

"Oh, well!" Gu Dongyang refused again and again, Aimee wanted to speak and stopped, just when the elevator arrived, she immediately walked out.

……

Downstairs in Miss Lin's company, Gu Dongyang arrived on time.

"Are you idle at work?" He's been on the job for so long, and I haven't heard of him working overtime any day.

"It's busy!"

"Then why haven't I seen you work overtime?" I buckle up my seatbelts.

"I don't think overtime is a value for my work." He started the car.

"Your company doesn't pay for overtime?"

"Give?"

"That?"

"It's the difference between a mental worker and a manual worker, you don't understand!" He laughed with deception.

"You-" This guy has been eloquent lately, and I've often been taken into the pit for no apparent reason, not knowing if I've degraded or if he's evolved.

"Shall you go to the river after dinner to blow the wind?" Gu Dongyang suddenly proposed.

"Today's 'The Pretender' finale." I gave him a blank look.

"Don't you dislike Mingtai?" He clearly remembered that two days ago, Miss Lin looked at Mingtai and Cheng Jinyun, who finally became dependents, and was so angry that she immediately gave up her fans.

"I don't like Mingtai anymore, I look at the eldest brother and Ah Cheng!" Who doesn't like big brother and Ah Cheng is unreasonable.

"Does it make a difference?"

"Yes!"

"It shows that my eyes for men are mature!"

"So- what do you think of me now?" Gu Dongyang's jaw was slightly retracted, and he moved his face closer to me.

"You—" I pondered, silently.

"To be honest, you're actually a lot like a star!" My eyes were pure like a child's.

"Who?" Someone was excited.

"Fan Wei!"

Silence remains.

"Crunch—" followed by a screeching emergency brake noise.

……

"Yan, Ye Tao has come to Fucheng, ask us to have dinner together in the evening." During the lunch break, Gu Pang called.

"Who is Ye Tao?"

"The literary committee member in our class."

"Oh, she!" I paused for a few seconds to hold the glass.

MD, it's only been a few months since I've been back, and these girls have received the news, and they can't find a man?

Ye Tao, who has a better figure than me, is not bad looking, a pseudo-swan, one of the more qualified among Gu Dongyang's many admirers.

"I'm not going, you can eat!" I don't want to disturb people's reminiscences.

"You-so-" Gu Dongyang on the other end of the phone was puzzled, Lin Yanyan actually let him eat alone with the opposite sex with impure motives.

"Go ahead, how can you die if you don't see it?" It's reassuring to think of someone's big belly that's still alive.

"What do you mean?" Men are arrogant, as fat as Mr. Krabs, and they think that they are as attractive as Yanzu.

"It's nothing, go ahead, take her to eat something good, it's not easy for people for so many years!" At this moment, I feel that Ye Tao and I can actually be regarded as comrades-in-arms, but it is I who won in the end.

If she saw that the male god she had been thinking about for so many years had become such a ghost, she would be as disappointed as me, and she would immediately turn black.

"Lin Yanyan, what's wrong with you today?" Gu Dongyang still couldn't believe someone's generosity.

"Not really!"

"Why do I think it's a little weird?" Gu Dongyang felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong.

"What's wrong?" I think he's making a fuss.

"Then don't go!" Some people just have masochistic tendencies, and they itch their skin if they don't whip it for a day.

"Didn't you just say you could go?" He went around again.

"Then don't talk so much nonsense!" Someone is getting more and more unruly, and he doesn't have the way a man should be.

"Yanyu, aren't you afraid that I will be robbed?" Gu Dongyang began to grind again.

"Do you need me to help you get a taxi, Mr. Gu?" This man has the confidence of some unknown place.

"You don't love me anymore." Mr. Gu was a little sad.

“Yes，I-hate-you.” The corners of my lips turned up.

“I-hate-you-the-least.“ He replied at the speed of light.

"Oh, come back early!" I laughed, I have never resisted this kind of words.

……

"What's wrong with your neck?" As soon as I hung up the phone, I saw Fu Xiaomin walking towards me with his neck on his hands.

"Don't mention it, I fell into my neck last night." She stiffened her neck and tilted from side to side, and the way she spoke was very funny.

"Isn't it a new macho man?" I leaned over and scoffed.

"Lin Yanyan, you are bad!" She smiled like an old bustard in a green building.

"What did I say?" I pouted, my face full of innocence.

"Still pretending!" She pointed at me and smiled more meaningfully.

"It's different when my boyfriend comes back, lesbian women!" Miss Min Min patted me on the shoulder earnestly.

"Girl, thank you!" I corrected it in time.

"Nima, see how long you pretend!"

"What you're talking about, people don't understand!" I'm going to be dumbfounded.

"I won't mess with you, I'm looking for you to get on business!" She got back to business.

"What's the good thing?" I greeted me with a smile.

"Cristina is going to a charity dinner in Wales tonight, and I was supposed to accompany her, but I don't think I can go." She pointed to her neck, which couldn't stand upright.

"You're not going to ask me to go for you, are you?" I'll say what I guess.

"Uh-huh!"

"I've never been to that kind of high-end occasion, I don't even have a dress!" I don't know how I'm going to get there.

"Can Cristina agree?"

"It's not a problem, I told Cristina and she said you can go."

"But I don't have any clothes!" There's no way I'm going to wear a professional outfit or a Hello-Kitty T-shirt to a legendary dinner party!

"It's easy to do, I'll take you to choose a dress after work."

"The dinner starts at 8 p.m., I'll help you choose clothes when you get off work, and I'll pick up Cristina at half past seven."

"Oh!" Fu Xiaomin crackled and helped me solve all my concerns.

……

"Da Lin, have you lost weight recently?" Fu Xiaomin touched his chin and leaned on the sofa to watch me try on clothes.

"yes, I've been eating light lately." This girl doesn't care about me so much, how long has it been since she found out.

"It's good to be thinner!" She came up and helped me get dressed.

"Hey—I'm still half a man away from you!" I'm pretending to be humble.

"But how come you can't get rid of the legendary three curses?" Fu Xiaomin's brows tightened thoughtfully.

"What spell?" I humbly asked.

"Grow fat first grow face, lose weight first slim breasts!"

"Look at your breasts and ass, they're almost sunken." The man spoke and his hands went up and down to feel the touch.

"It's alright!" I looked at myself in the mirror in a tight-fitting dress, and it seemed to be much more curved than before.

"You've got at least one cup missing from your breasts, aren't you?" She even went into my underwear to peek into the truth.

"Your Gu Dongyang has no opinion?" I opened her paws.

"What's the matter with him?" I rolled my eyes and tidied up my clothes.

"It doesn't feel good!" She raised her hands to her chest and made a squeeze motion.

"Fuck off!" My cheeks turned red.

"You don't want me to teach you how to help Cristina keep the wine?" She snorted.

"Say it, dear!" I listened immediately.

"You could say that Cristina has been in poor health lately, and the doctor strictly forbids the consumption of alcohol." She looked left and right at her right hand, wondering if she had any objection to the newly made nails.

"It's okay to curse her, okay?" I also pulled up her paws and looked left and right, and her nails were not spilled, and there was nothing unusual.

"Then you help her drink?" She glanced at me.

"Then it's better that she's still slightly ill!" I immediately agreed with her earlier statement.

"What if someone respects me?" I had another question.

"Don't think too much, sister!" Her eyes were sincere.

"Sister, three grams of oil!" Although I am taller and fatter than her, it is also true that I am half a month younger than her.

"Before you go in, help Cristina say hello to the seat seat, don't sit wrong, you sit near her, don't leave her sight, pay attention to her eyes, be on call, don't patronize and look at handsome guys, we are working......" She explained in detail, I was not too nervous with her broken thoughts more than three times.

"What if I'm going to the bathroom?" I interrupted her.

"Say hello to her first, or don't blame me for not reminding you, if you can't find anyone, you won't have to go to work the next day."

"Huh? Cristina people seem to be good, right? Fu Xiaomin said a bit exaggerated, I didn't think so, and took a sip of the water just sent by the staff.

"Believe it or not!" She snatched it up and took a bite.

"You just have to remember that it's working!"

"From now on, Cristina - Feng Lijuan is your God, cheer up your sister! OK？ "She's rare in front of me.

"Oh!" My admiration for Fu Xiaomin instantly rolled in like a surging river, and if it was true, other people's work was not as simple as it seemed.