Chapter 17: I Came Through
"Why are you going?" Just after the news broadcast, a certain Gu changed his shoes at the door. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Buy a lottery ticket!"
"The Pretender is about to begin!" After buying it for so long, the biggest prize among this person is 10 yuan, I really don't know what to stick to.
"It's okay, just a few minutes, and ads, not so fast!" He had flashed out the door.
"Then hurry up and enter the theme song!" There was no response, and he may have gotten into the elevator.
"Do you want to talk to me?"
"What do you have to talk about?"
"Looks like you don't want to talk!"
"I've wanted to talk to you for a long time."
"And what do you want to talk about?"
"Don't you know what I want to talk about?"
"How do I know what you want to talk about."
"Didn't you talk to me first?"
"Okay, let's talk!"
"Let's talk!"
Yu Manli and Cheng Jinyun met in the century, and the smell of gunpowder was very strong.
"Why did you come back?" Gu Dongyang opened the door and came in.
"As soon as I bought a lottery ticket, I forgot to bring money, so I gave him 10 yuan, and thanked me for a long time, and remembered my phone number, saying that I would return it next time." He truthfully explained the episode just now.
"That's a lot of 10 yuan!" I say.
"That is, the old man is honest."
"What, have the people in the labor camp been rescued?" He asked as he changed his slippers.
"I rescued it, but it's a pity that you just missed the tearing battle between Yu Manli and Cheng Jinyun."
"You're not focusing on the right thing, are you?" Gu Dongyang's eyebrows frowned slightly.
"I still think Mingtai and Manli are more compatible." I've always stood Mingli CP, and the white lotus like Cheng Jinyun is not my thing.
"No play! Yu Manli must have died first. ”
"Why, I think she's pretty good!"
"Her life is so hard, Mingtai is here to rescue her." It's all a routine.
"This is a spy war drama, not a romance drama, Lin Yanyan!" Someone began to analyze.
"The last ones who are alive must be the Communist Party!" He added.
"Then Yu Manli doesn't have to die!" What logic is.
"Do you think Yu Manli will join the underground party?" He was so confident that my teeth itched.
"What's impossible, what do you know, Mingtai represents our dear Communist Party, Manli represents the evil old society, he is here to rescue her."
"They seem to be petty love on the surface, but what they really refer to is actually the great cause of the family and the country, which is not as simple as you think."
"Haven't you studied Lu Xun's "Kong Yiji"? Do you know what it really means? What do you science students know! "I showed what I should have as a liberal arts student.
"Believe it or not, anyway, the last ones who are alive are the Communist Party, and the Communist Party can only be with the Communist Party." Gu Dongyang's head has been flooded a lot recently, and he hasn't been dizzy by me.
"Anyway, Mingtai will live from the first episode to the last episode!" He added.
"That's for sure, he's dead, what's there to watch on this TV." I've always been clear about that.
"Hmph-what kind of taste, is he as handsome as me?" He shook his head in disgust, and I rolled my eyes blatantly.
"My colleague gave me a good coffee, I made you a cup." I gestured to the mug on the table.
"It's not good to drink coffee at night, not to mention that the calories are high, and drinking too much will affect sleep." Gu Dongyang has gradually become a walking calorie calculator under my cultivation in the past few months.
"It's okay, a cup of coffee 1 hour after a meal helps with gastrointestinal digestion, you just exercised for so long, drinking some coffee can also promote fat burning." I think it's seamless.
"Why haven't I heard that coffee can also lose weight?" Gu Dongyang took the coffee and looked at it again, and the suspicious expression that had appeared many times before appeared on his face again.
"This can't be from the Internet again, right?" This question again.
"Uh-no, it's just an ordinary coffee, you think too much, you don't want to drink it." My eyes returned to the TV screen, nibbling on the small cucumber that I hadn't finished my dinner without.
"It tastes good, I'll take it!" The demon actually drank it again, some people are hypocritical, those who send it to the door don't cherish it, and those who can't get it have to rush to ask for it.
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"I'll work overtime all night tonight, and please take care of yourself for dinner." Before getting off work, Gu Dongyang received a text message from Miss Lin.
"What's so urgent?" Gu Dongyang immediately dialed the phone.
"The company has recently done member feedback activities, and branches across the country have submitted their own high-quality member lists, and our department is responsible for verifying whether the information is consistent with the system." I replied while copying and pasting it, and it took me an afternoon to complete four or five hundred.
"You, the acting director, are you going to do it yourself?"
"No one in your company?" Gu Dongyang teased.
"There are too many of them, the manpower is limited, and the leaders are in a hurry, there is no way, I share a little is a little." It is now the peak season, the company is reorganized, and everyone is already busy, so I take the initiative to share a little in order to complete the task as soon as possible.
"How much is too much?" Gu Dongyang was talking on the phone while going downstairs, and Aimee nodded hello to him in the elevator.
"Seven or eight thousand!"
"Seven or eight thousand for you?"
"No, I only have three thousand."
"Can't your company's system software pour in and match itself?" Isn't it all smart now? Is the level of Lin Yanyan's company still stuck in the 90s?
"With such an advanced level, we don't have to work so hard, our broken software can only be exported, not imported." I was very dissatisfied, but I couldn't do anything about it.
"Is it possible to export all customer information?"
"Hmm!"
"Oh-" he seemed thoughtful.
"I'll bring you what you're going to have for dinner." Gu Dongyang's channel switched quickly.
"Are you really coming?"
"You're so dedicated to your work, I'm embarrassed if I don't deliver a meal!" Gu Dongyang joked over there.
"Then let's have a bowl of porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork, I'm not very hungry."
"Okay."
……
"Beauty, is it the preserved egg and lean porridge you ordered?" I looked up and saw that it was Gu Dongyang, and it had been less than half an hour since we talked on the phone.
"How did you get in?"
"Crossing over." He put his fingers down and made a walking motion.
"Is it Professor Du's kind of crossing or Murphy's father's kind of crossing?" I asked with four points of rigor and six points of curiosity.
"It's the kind of time chicken that travels!" He didn't answer the question.
"No one stopped you?" I continue to cooperate.
"Yes, I told the security guard downstairs that my time gate is going to disappear in a while, and it's only 10 minutes, so I'll go back quickly." What Gu said was the same as the truth.
"Did he let you in?" I doubt it.
"Of course not."
"And how did you get in?"
"I said I'm here to deliver food."
"Very witty, little boy!" I smiled.
"Aren't they working overtime together, but what about the others?" Gu Dongyang looked around left and right, but he didn't see a single figure.
"Dinner."
"Oh, I brought them coffee and milk tea, you can share it later." He placed the bag in his hand on the table next to him.
"Your company doesn't look that backward!" Gu someone expressed his impressions after viewing, a clean and tidy office building should be available in general companies.
"Do you want to help, beauty?" Gu Dongyang, who had nothing to do, asked.
"It's so needed, my shoulders are almost useless, you hurry up and help me press it." I thumped my shoulder, it hurt terribly.
"I'm not good at this, I'd better take a look at your troubles!" As he spoke, he took my mouse and clicked left and right on the computer.
"Is your way to find it just paste the username into the system search bar?" He asked.
"How can it be so simple, if you don't search it, you can directly mark it as not passing, and if you can search it, you have to copy and paste the customer's details one by one into this EXCEI statistics table." I put down my spoon and gave a brief demonstration.
"Didn't you just say on the phone that you can export all the customer's information, and those detailed information can also be exported?" He asked again.
"I don't know, the information in the system should be exported!" Who has nothing to do with exporting all the customer information!
"Oh, you drink porridge first, I'll try, if you can export it all, it's easy." He muttered to himself, his right hand tapping quickly on the mouse.
"Okay, let's see if that's how you get it." I was only halfway through my porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork, and he told me it was ready.
"More than 2,000 have all been done?" I looked at him in disbelief.
"It should be, you can confirm." He asked me to check.
“Oh,my-god!” It's so unbelievable, I scrolled the mouse wheel, and sure enough, my original blank grid was full, in order to confirm that he wasn't making it up, I also randomly selected a few to confirm again and again in the system.
"How did you do that, what just happened?" The expression on my face must be more exaggerated now than it was when I found out that he had changed from a male god to a dead fat man, and I was so amazed that I forgot to close my bloody mouth.
"Hey—your parents didn't send you college to move bricks on your computer, so why haven't you been freed from manual labor after studying for so long?" He was full of banter.
"I know that you are a high-level intellectual worker." I just wanted to know how the magic was performed, so I had to be obedient.
"That is, if the world had not been for development like us intellectual workers, it would have perished a long time ago." Someone is fluttering.
"Yes, you're right, intellectual workers rule the world." I continued the sycophancy.
"Then may I ask this high-level intellectual, how did you accomplish this great project in a few minutes?" I get to the point.
"It's simple, export all the customer information first, then use the vertical lookup function, then pull down, OK!"
"Wait a minute, what's the function?" IT'S A STRANGE NAME, AND IT'S A QUESTION OF HOW PEOPLE WHO COME INTO CONTACT WITH EXCEL EVERY DAY NEVER KNEW THERE WAS SUCH A FUNCTION.
"VLOOKUP function." He replied.
"WHAT's LOOKUP?" Is there such a word in English?
"VLOOKUP is a longitudinal lookup function in Excel, which is searched by column, and finally returns the value corresponding to the query column order required for the column." He explained simply, but I still didn't know what to do.
"You don't know such a simple function?" The look in my elementary school teacher who found out that I didn't pass math is no different.
"Uh-how to return, how to set up?" I hover over the cell, and I don't understand the formula.
"I'll requote it, you see!" He started the presentation in a blank cell.
"I'll only perform once, see clearly!" I waited with bated breath as he said David Copperfield's life.
"First of all, enter =Vlookup in the cell, and then Excel will prompt you to have Lookup_value, Table_array, col_index_num, and Range_lookup these 4 parameters."
"Lookup_value is the numeric value that needs to be found in the first column of the data table, which can be a numeric value, a reference, or a text string; Table_array a reference to the region or region name is used for the data table in which the data needs to be found; col_index_num is the sequence number of the data column in the table_array, and when the col_index_num is 1, the value of the first column table_array returned, and so on. Range_lookup is a logical value that indicates whether the function VLOOKUP looks for an exact match or an approximate match. ”
"If it is false or 0, it returns an exact match, if it can't be found, it returns an error value, and if the range_lookup is TRUE or 1, the function VLOOKUP will look for an approximate match value."
"See, right?" A certain Gu's mouth was dry.
"Uh-this, and then-" I learned and used it, but when I got to the second step, I forgot the third.
"Still don't understand—" I smirked.
"Why are you so stupid?" I was deeply despised by someone.
"No, you're too smart." I slapped my ass on the top of my head.
"I'll go to the other side, you take a closer look!" He put one hand on my shoulder and shook his head as he picked up the mouse.
……
"What's next?" I was still a little confused when I practiced it for the third time.
"Forget it, don't you learn." Gu Dongyang's face was gloomy, and he threw the mouse to the side impatiently.
"Resign and go home, I'll support you!" His domineering president style is bursting.
"No, that's embarrassing!" I smiled shyly.
"After all, you can get rich by raising pigs!" He was enthusiastic.
"Your uncle!" I want to kick him to the moon.