"You lose weight!" I was determined to save the man on the other side for the Virgin Mary, although I had a great deal of selfishness. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I'm only two hundred and twenty-six now!" Some people seem to be happy with their weight.

"Only two hundred and twenty-six? You were 146 when you went abroad, and you have gained 80 pounds in four years, do you think it is reasonable? "I'm polite not to say he's some kind of mammal.

"It's okay, I'm not fat in the United States!" Someone is still playing a round about their own over-inflated.

"Four years, 20 pounds a year, if we don't see each other for 10 years, are you too easy to grow 200 pounds?" If the six orifices can really make smoke, I guess it's already on fire.

"Daughter-in-law, why are you so excited, look at it, there are 365 days in a year, 24 hours a day, an hour and 60 minutes, a minute and 60 seconds, a total of 126144000 seconds in four years, 40KG divided by 126144000 seconds, it is only about 0.0003g!"

"How much does 0.0003g weigh? You certainly don't know because it's too light. ”

"Let me tell you, a grain of rice is only about 0.08g, and SO----- I only grow three-eighties of a grain of rice per second!"

"You can't see it with the naked eye!" Gu Dapang suddenly seemed to have opened up the second pulse of Ren Du, and his words were like machine gun shooting, which seemed to make sense.

"I was wrong!" I was really wrong, I was wrong that I shouldn't have discussed numbers with a science tyrant; I was wrong that I shouldn't have overinflated him by not seeing each other for four years; I was wrong for not realizing that this man was gaining weight faster than changing his mind, completely ignoring my feelings.

"Well, it's good to know your mistakes! It's good-" Gu Da Fat Tian shamelessly thought that he had won, smiled slightly and thought that he had fallen into the country, and the most important thing was that he actually pinched my little face.

If Lee Jong Suk and Song Joong Ki were like this to me, I would definitely be shy, and Qiu Bo said tactfully, "Ku-dei, rub the waves, even!" "It's a pity that it's not, it seems that it won't work if you don't be ruthless.

"Do you want to lose weight, do you want to break up, you choose!"

"Daughter-in-law, don't be naughty, I know you won't!" Gu Dapang was full of confidence, picked up the white porcelain teacup and drank calmly, "Yanyan, this tea is also good, there is a smell of wheat!" ”

"Do you want to lose weight, do you want to break up, you choose!" I accentuated my tone, anger burning in my eyes.

"Really?" He put down his teacup and stopped smiling.

"Really!" My answer was categorical.

"W-I'll think about it!" His face became solemn, as if this was a difficult choice for the world.

At this moment, I just want to borrow the iron fan princess's banana fan to fan him out of the galaxy to cool down, and he actually has to think about it, would he rather break up than lose weight? Is he worthy of the international long-distance discount package I have been taking for the past few years? Does he love me or not? It seems that some people think that they have lived too long and too long.

"Don't think about it, let's break up!" I really can't say anything else.

"Hey! Lin Yuanyuan, I said it's you! A tall female voice floated in front of my eyes, my brain instantly exploded into a mushroom cloud, only one person in the world would call me that, she is the last person I want to see at this moment, if Gu Dongyang is still handsome now, I will definitely not want to die so much, because I will show affection in front of this woman until she vomits blood.

"Hi, Shen Duqing!" I just learned last month that she also works in the city, and I didn't know that there would be such a coincidence so soon.

"Ah, even you're thin! Looks like I'm going to have to eat less! "This girl is still the same, she looks like a hibiscus out of clear water, but as soon as she opens her mouth, she will break off.

"Eh, this is your boyfriend?" I didn't squeak, and glanced at Gu Dongyang sneeringly.

"Yes, what a talented woman!" She smiled without the slightest hint of impurity, gesturing at our figures.

"Long time no see, Haruko!" Gu Dongyang got up calmly with a humble smile, walked to my side, held my right hand and suppressed his throat and said.

At that moment, I felt that my male god was back again, and the light was dazzling, but why did he look so strange, as if he had never belonged to me.

"It's actually you, Gu Dongyang." Shen Duqing was obviously taken aback, but her expression turned to loneliness, and finally ended with an inexplicable smile.

"Yes, it's me!" When he said this, the corners of his mouth were elegant like a prince, but unfortunately the object did not look like me.

"How did you get to this?" Shen Duqing snorted coldly.

"Well, Yan Yan said that I was too thin and she was insecure!" Gu Dapang thought about me so much I really didn't know, I smirked while concentrating all my strength on the nail cover of my left thumb, and then, slashing it hard, someone looked slightly sick, and threw a vague eye to me, but his hand still did not let go, but held me harder, squeezing my bones painfully.

"Oh, really?" Shen Duqing seemed to smile, but she still spoke with her nose.

I don't know what this woman means, she didn't say a few words, but it made me feel like I was caught raped in bed, my ex is my ex, and it's not appropriate to meet me anywhere.

"Shen Duqing, you're still so beautiful!" I distorted my conscience by complimenting and digressing the topic, "What a coincidence, having dinner with friends?" ”

"Hmm!" Shen Duqing's gaze finally returned to me.

"You really have an extraordinary appetite!" Shen Duqing stared at my hair meaningfully, and this pun made me want to pull out her eyebrows.

"Twilight, the car is coming, let's go!" A handsome man appeared near the door and beckoned to Shen Duqing, and when she heard this, she immediately changed to a gentle and elegant face, and fluttered away like a lotus.

The two of them whispered something at the door, and the man's gaze came slowly through the warm air of the hall, and I smiled slightly, and the man flew a 45° wink, and I was secretly proud.

"Who's that man?" Gu Dongyang on the side had a panoramic view.

"How do I know, it should be Shen Duqing's boyfriend!" I make normal reasoning.

"yes, then how does he flatter you?" Gu Dongyang cares about this.

"Yes, no?" I continued to play dumb.

"I have 5.3 eyesight." Gu Dongyang spit out a sentence coldly.

"Uh-you're wrong!" I had an innocent expression.

Of course, I can't tell him that I know the man, and I can't tell him that I had three QQ conversations and a meeting with that man four years ago, and I can't tell him that I agreed with the man to wait for a certain pair of dogs and men to break up, and the man will belong to me and the woman will belong to him, and then never get along.

"You can't be upset just because someone else looks more handsome than you!" I motioned to the waiter to pay, but he told me that Gu Dapang had already paid the bill.

"When did I say that he was handsome, where was he handsome?" He came up next to him.

"Everywhere is more handsome than you!" It was endless, and I walked to the door.

"What are you staring at me!" Gu Dongyang suddenly approached my face, and I was caught off guard, my little heart should have been pounding, but the fact was that I found that there were more than two pimples on his face.

"Baby, close your eyes!" Gu Dongyang's face was full of tenderness.

"What!" I was flattered, and I couldn't stand it for a while.

"Well, close your eyes!" His eyes are seductive.

Oh, I'll go, this is the rhythm of the wall, I don't feel good at all, but I still obediently close my eyes, and passionately recall his face four years ago in my mind.

"Zila-" My eyelids felt a little cool, so I applied the double eyelid sticker seven times and pulled off the false eyelashes that I applied eleven times to succeed.

"It turned out to be false eyelashes, I said how weird your eyes are!" Gu Dapang has the truth.

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………

I really don't want to talk anymore, Guanyin Bodhisattva, can you do it well and accept this demon.

A fire rushed out of my dantian like a broken bamboo, "Gu Dongyang, how far do you roll for me, I don't want to see you again-" The first half of the sentence I roared earth-shattering, but the second half of the sentence ended with choking, tears whizzed down like a broken pearl necklace, and at the same time collapsed my grievances, my pride, my dreams, and my love.

"I'm sorry, daughter-in-law, I was wrong!" Gu Dongyang panicked.

"Don't cry, it's all my fault!" He kept compensating, and he was in a hurry, completely helpless.

I can't get angry in my heart, I pretend not to see, he stands on the left and I turn to the right, when he stands on the right, I turn to the left, when he stands in front I turn to the back, in short, I turn a blind eye, I don't hear it, I can't please one of the left, left, right, and back.

There was really nothing wrong with the back, he also gave up, leaned against the wall and stared at me all the time, and I whined for more than ten minutes before I calmed down.

The passers-by whispered, Gu Dongyang's eyes were still unwavering, and we were silent for a long time.

After a while, he came over and said to me with a hesitant expression: "Daughter-in-law, close your eyes again, and I will help you tear this side together!" ”

My heart has collapsed, like a fall.

"You—" Before I could roar out of my short words that were not conducive to social harmony, a bright blue taxi stopped in front of me.

"Beauty, are you leaving?" The driver's eldest brother shouted.

He must have been sent by the Virgin Mary Guanyin to save me, I jumped into the car without saying a word, and walked away without looking back, leaving Gu Er stunned and thinking about life in place.