"Are you really Gu Dongyang?" My eyes must be as excited as salted egg superman, I can't believe that the dead otaku with more than 200 pounds in front of me and greasy hair is actually a girl I have been thinking about for four years. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Where did his high nose bridge go? How did his eyes get smaller? Why is his skin dark? There are two pimples on the forehead that are full of white pus? Also, why does his face remind me of Lao Zhang, who sells pork in the vegetable market, where is that handsome young man, why is he swollen like this?

I need to reboot my brain, it must have been the wrong way for me to turn it on.

And yet—

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"Excuse me? Did you minor in special effects makeup when you were studying abroad? The kind in Hollywood blockbusters? I asked cautiously after taking a sip of cold water, squeezing the viscous liquid in my stomach.

"No!" He was still at a loss.

"So, are we doing a live test now?" I really doubt that he was really sent by Gu Dongyang, purely to test whether my love for him is sincere, not only limited to Yan Biao.

"Nope!" It's still the same ignorant ghost.

I really want to jump up and greet the eight generations of his ancestors, the old lady lost weight, put on makeup, grew long hair, glued false eyelashes, borrowed skirts and contact lenses, and actually saw such a treasure?

"Daughter-in-law, what's wrong with you?" He also wondered.

"I'm not your daughter-in-law!" I just want to pretend to be a passerby at the moment and float by, but he is still close to me.

I insisted on not meeting for four years, not sending photos, not videos, just to surprise him, but he gave me a scare!

"Lin 囦 (yuān) 囦 (yuān), what the hell is wrong with you?" He frowned.

"Not really." I snorted in that dying tone.

In just a few minutes, I fell from heaven to hell and I didn't want to talk anymore.

"Gu Dongyang, is the American hamburger delicious?"

"It's not bad, I wasn't used to eating when I first went, but I got used to it later." He actually used a shrug that Lao Mei used to do.

“I-love-America！” He was enthusiastic.

“I-hate-America！” I only give it away with white eyes.

“I-love-hamburgers！“ His emotions were high.

“I-hate-hamburgers！“ It seems that there are flies flying on the head.

“I-love-you!” He was affectionate.

“Fuck-you!” I spoke average English, but I didn't hold back, and two words blurted out.

“What？” He probably couldn't understand how I would throw out expletives when we first met four years later.

I don't want to answer, I want to contact my distant cousin who majored in missiles, I want to sneak into their research institute to launch their ICBMs to the United States, and blow up those fast food restaurants that sell hamburgers, and there will be hundreds of millions of girls around the world to thank me, because in this way their suave Prince Charming will not change from a handsome boy to a pork Rong, and the popular little plum will not become Uncle Li.

I still remember the chic little way he had one hand in his trouser pocket when he parted at the airport four years ago.

"Gu Dongyang, remember to call me!" I looked at his security check and didn't look back, and instantly thought that I was going to part with life and death, and choked up in my throat.

I thought he hadn't heard, but he suddenly stopped, turned around, and waved at me, and the clear and sunny look almost made me go straight to buy a ticket to follow-him-to-America.

But no, I weighed 146 pounds at the time, and I was his brother who could hook up his shoulders, and he only broke up with Haruko Akagi at that time, and I couldn't take advantage of people's danger; We are all still the flowers of the motherland, and we have not yet become the successors of socialism.

I swore to myself that I would take him before he returned, and that I would be perfectly transformed when he returned.

The meeting scene I meant Yin was that my best friend was jumping up and down with my lap in her arms: "Wow, the male god is actually your boyfriend, you two are really talented and beautiful, a natural pair!" Then I smiled like a little black on my wedding day.

Four years have passed, he has really become my boyfriend, and I have lost more than a dozen pounds in the capricious weight loss exercise, although I have not become an Internet celebrity goblin, but it will definitely not be ashamed to take it out.

"Handsome guy, beautiful woman, what to eat?" The waiter apparently didn't notice my anger, didn't smell the smoke between us.

Originally, I made a lot of money today, and I was ready to eat with a monthly salary of 4,586 yuan that I had just paid. I thought that he must not have eaten anything good abroad in the past four years, so he had to make up for it, eat enough at one time, and make up for all the good things that he couldn't eat in the past four years.

This is the most famous restaurant in Fucheng, Yulouchun, where there are Farewell My Concubine, Zilong Undressed, Zu'an Shark's Fin, Dong'an Chicken, Crayfish with Sauce Bone, Crispy Duck with Sesame Seeds, Steamed Pork with Lotus Leaf, and our favorite Mao's Braised Pork.

But my weak little heart has just been galloped by thousands of men with grass and mud horses, and I really have no appetite.

"Hello, may I ask, do you have clear soup noodles here? Have a bowl! I stared at the unidentified object across the other side that was flipped through the menu with interest, and squirmed my lips.

"Huh? - Oh——, sorry, beauty, we don't serve breakfast here. The waiter's expression was strange and strange, he must have thought I was funny, I was sitting in such a high-end restaurant and wanted to have a bowl of somen soup.

"Aren't you going to have a big meal today? Consommé somen noodles? Have you lost weight? "Some people are completely unconscious and think I want to lose weight.

"I'm not hungry, I'll give you something!" I'm so full that I want to vomit, but I can't eat it.

"I don't like to eat clear soup noodles, there is no meat, you see there are a lot of delicious dishes here, or let's have a sauce bone crayfish, hemp seed crispy duck, lotus leaf steamed pork, and Mao's braised pork, not enough to order!" He looked up and asked, but he no longer had the heart-wrenching charming smile of that year, and he was a lewd uncle.

"Hehe, whatever you want! It's good if you're happy! "I'm definitely laughing worse than crying now, and my facial muscles twitch so much.

But after all, I haven't seen each other for four years, I'm an intellectual, I can't lower my quality like a shrew scolding the street, we are still a couple, and we can't tear our faces the first time we meet.

A big hotel is a big hotel, but after a while, all the dishes are ready, Gu Da Fat eats extremely happily, a few plates of big meat are instantly swept away, and only the leftovers are cold. The way he eats reminds me of an ancient mythical beast called "gluttony", which is said to be an extremely gluttonous beast, so greedy that it even eats up its own body, so its shape is generally head but bodyless.

"Why don't you eat it?" He was not bad, he actually remembered me, the bowl that was given to me in the wind and clouds was piled up like a small mountain, and in an instant I didn't want to die so much, the hill in front of me pulled me back to reality, and I swallowed the roar that I had brewed in my stomach.

Women are so sensual that a little warmth can be bought.

I must have inherited this from my mother, I remember one winter night when the power went out, she lit a candle next to her, I nestled on the sofa and asked her if she and her father were free to love and get married, she actually said that she couldn't talk about love, but at that time I thought my dad was very good to her.

"You seem to have lost a lot of weight than before!" Gu Da Fat's greasy mouth didn't have time to wipe it clean one by one.

"Hehe~ Really?" I'm a little embarrassed to praise me so bluntly, and I'm ashamed of being unpretentious.

"Why are you stunned, eat quickly, you have to grow some meat, you look good when you're fat!" This person must have been abroad for too long, and his aesthetics are different.

"I still like your meaty look, didn't you weigh the same as me back then, you were all 146, how good!" Gu Dapang tilted his head and thought about the interesting things when he had a physical examination with Lin Yanyan back then.

Why can't this person talk like that? You were 182 centimeters and 146 pounds, and I was 174 centimeters and 146 pounds, what is there to remember.

The point is that now, I am no longer me, and you are no longer you.