“This-food-is-amazing!“

“Mm，and-not-a-vegetable-in-sight.“

“That＇s-not-true.“

“we＇ve-got-tomatoes-night-here.“

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"Hey—how are your Chinese grades in elementary school?" After dinner, I slumped on the couch with a fat man and watched "The Big Bang Theory." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Hehehe- it's okay, what's wrong?" I continued to stare at the screen, and Howard was hilarious again.

"Help me look at these nonsense words, how many do you know?" He handed over a champagne-colored notebook the size of a long wallet.

The handwriting on the book was black and dense, and I was so dense that I had a dense phobia, and goosebumps went from my toes to the top of my head.

"Yuan-yu-lu-lian-I'll go, what are these things, except for 'Goose———— Um————— Um————————— Short ————Uh———————————— Mud' I don't know anyone else." My brow furrowed, what are they, why do you look so hard?

(玵爨麣纞虋钃鸜龐齉��龖龓韻韽韟顠饙騳騱龗鱩麩麪虋麋陋龻電魕爧舧虋陻電魕筧爧舧虋陻鬰靊飝陪齺魕爧舧虋麻電��Hunger, hunger ）

"Well, I also love you!" He took the notebook.

"Ah——?h I seem to hear something.

"What? I didn't hear clearly! I immediately asked.

"Hmm~~" He stuffed a cherry tomato into my mouth.

"What do you do in elementary school Chinese class?" Someone smoothed the stray hair off my head.

"Ears to fight mosquitoes?" He tugged at my big ears again.

"What the hell did you just say?" I asked as I chewed.

"It's nothing, look, Sheldon is causing outrage again!" He pursed his lips and grinned, pointing to the TV screen.

……

"Well, you've been working well lately, aren't you?"

"It's fine!"

"When will the app you mentioned last time be released?"

"It's coming!" Someone has been working hard and it is difficult to improve their food.

"Have you bought your house?"

"Nope!" Someone doesn't even let go of the side dishes on the plate.

"How long has it been since you eaten?"

"For a long time!" Someone finished gobbling up, wiping his mouth with a napkin in his right hand, and his left hand didn't rest, scratching non-stop.

"What's wrong with you today?"

"I've been scratching since eating!" Ji Minglou looked at Gu Dongyang on the opposite side, it was already embarrassing enough for two big men to eat, and he kept scratching on his stomach, like some kind of animal in a tree.

"Itchy!" Gu Dongyang's face was embarrassed.

"You're not telling me you're allergic to steak, are you?" Ji Gongzi really can't think of any allergens in today's food.

"No, it's a little itchy when I go out today!" Gu Dongyang continued to scratch and couldn't stop at all.

"Well, you don't hate the smell of the six gods, do you?" Gu Dongyang asked with a difficult face, and Ji Minglou on the opposite side was full of question marks.

"I think I'm going to the supermarket and buy a bottle of toilet water." Gu Dongyang is out of line.

"Flower water?"

"Well, stop itching!" As he spoke, he prepared to get up.

"Does the toilet water work, brother?" Ji Minglou was about to vomit out the dinner he caught.

"I'll go, it's all like this, hurry up and go to the hospital!" Ji Minglou accidentally swept a piece of scarlet, which was really startled.

"It's not that exaggerated, just rub some flower water and eat some breathmin, that's very smart." Gu Dongyang was disgusted with going to the hospital.

"Don't—don't, you hurry up, or the person in your family will think I've taken you somewhere weird, and I can't afford it." Ji Minglou hurriedly beckoned the waiter to pay and leave.

"It's not a big problem, it's acute eczema." The doctor took a look at Gu Dongyang's belly, obediently, the whole circle was red, and there was a tendency to spread to it.

"Doctor, what caused it, is it really a food allergy?" Ji Minglou asked.

"This kind of weather is usually caused by sweat accumulation."

"Sweat?" Gu Dongyang asked rhetorically.

"Well, are you in a special profession? The kind that requires very thick clothing? The doctor asked, and Gu Dongyang on the other side shook his head.

"Or is the working environment harsh? Haven't taken a shower for a long time? The doctor continued to inquire about the allergen.

"No, I usually work under the air conditioner, and I don't sweat much except when I sweat a little when I exercise." He answered truthfully.

"Oh, then, you go get your blood tested and see if it's something else." The doctor said and gave the bill.

"Wait a minute, doctor!" Someone has something to say.

"I've been wearing plastic wrap when I've been running for the last few days, so it can't be caused by this, right?" Gu Dongyang remembered his previous worries.

"What? Tie plastic wrap? The doctor thought that he had misheard, and Ji Minglou's expression on the side was even more strange.

"Hmm!"

"Your girlfriend forced it, right?" The doctor's sister suddenly found out the truth.

"Poof-" Ji Minglou, who was standing on the side, still didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

"Hmm!" He was full of grievances.

"Hey - topical pimecrolimus ointment, three times a day, if itchy is bad, take some desloratadine citrate tablets, one tablet a day, pay attention to minimize contact with chemicals such as soap and laundry detergent, and the bath water should not be too hot." The doctor shook his head as he danced on the prescription slip.

"Oh, thank you, doctor!" Gu Dongyang calmly walked out of the consultation room with the prescription list.

"Eh-I said Gu Dongyang, do you still have a little bit of interest, see what you have tossed?" Ji Minglou continued to joke, and someone rolled his eyes back.

"Eh—what about you, what about your man's dignity?" He continued to chant the scriptures, and a certain Gu continued to ignore them.

"When will you take me to meet the big Buddha in your house, I want to see who is the divine who cleaned up your girl." Ji Minglou imagined various styles of savage girlfriends in his head.

"Why don't you make an appointment on my birthday at the end of this month, and everyone will get together?" It seems that someone's curiosity is really coming to heaven.

"Let's see, she doesn't necessarily have time." A certain Gu is ruthless to the end.

"Do you have any status at home, you can't be the master?" Ji Minglou expressed skepticism.

"It's okay, I'll go first, goodbye!" A certain Gu just doesn't answer Xiao Ji's question positively.

"Then I want the one in your house to bring some beautiful women over! I've been single for a long time! A certain Ji shouted at someone's back, and a certain waved his hand without looking back.

……

"Whew-"

"Moonbird added you as a friend." This man is endless, I have ignored him no less than ten times, and he has not given up.

"Who are you?" There was just 0.01 seconds of this person's perseverance and spirit moved me, and at this moment I clicked to add, wanting to see what kind of products are being promoted, and the brainwashing training is so thorough.

"In the company."

"I don't seem to know you."

"If you add it, you'll know each other."

"Sorry, I don't add strangers, bye!" I'm ready to delete a friend.

"I'm sorry, I'm Li Xiaopeng, from the Technology Department." He replied immediately.

"Cut—I'm still Ollie!" This person is really shameless, and he actually pretends to be the national champion.

"I said why can't I find you, it turns out that you are stealing your mommy's phone again!"

"I'll go, your name is really Li Xiaopeng?"

"It's like a fake!"

"Your parents are fans of Li Xiaopeng?"

"Li Xiaopeng's parents are my fans!"

"So—how old are you this year?" This person is still a little interesting, I stirred my brain, thinking back to the company's recent new people, it seems that there is really no such person, who is it?

"Not tall, not high, 28 years old!"

"The boy is very naughty!"

"In front of the fairy-sama—don't dare! Can't! ”

"Do you know who I am, Lord Fairy?"

"You know, aren't you the famous façade of the customer relations department, Lin Yanyan?"

"You're really from the technical department?"

"No, I'm your leader, come to my office tomorrow!"

"Excuse me, but who is the leader?" It's really fake, does this person have a word of truth?

"You don't know who your leader is?"

"I'm sorry, I'm a little one, there are too many leaders, I don't know what the respect is?" This man can't be a liar, right?

"You don't think I'm a liar, do you?" This man is like a roundworm in my stomach.

"Fu Xiaomin, are you swaggering again?" Could it be that the leprechaun is playing tricks on me again?

"Alisa has been busy lately, so she doesn't have time to play with you, does she?" He actually knows Gu Xiaomin's English name, this person is really from the company?

"Who the hell are you, friend?"

"I'm Li Xiaopeng!" I went, came again, and my head hurt a little.

"What are you busy with?" A fat man changed his slippers at the door.

"It's nothing, a neurotic plus me WeChat to play the game of who he is." I put my phone down.

"Liar, huh? Recently, it was reported on the Internet that he claimed to be the leader of the company and asked you to go to his office tomorrow or something. He walked over to the table and poured a cup of water.

"What's wrong with you?" I saw him holding two boxes of medicine.

"You don't get it yet, eczema!" He gave him a blank look.

"Ahh It was clearly said on the Internet that it was only possible to cause eczema, but it was not 100%.

"What do you think?" He stared at me.

"That, it must be that you don't pay attention to hygiene, sweat and don't take a shower in time!" I'm unreasonable and quibble.

"You said you can't take a shower right after exercising, right?" He asked.

"Is there one?" I pretended to have amnesia.

"Yes!" He's 100 percent sure.

"I don't remember I said it, you must have heard it wrong, how can you sweat so much after exercising without taking a shower?" I continued to play dumb.

"Y-ahh Gu Dongyang obviously didn't expect someone to play so natural.

"I'm going to take a shower, bye!" I hurried out.