"Dear, my boyfriend is on a business trip for a week, it's a long night, it's really difficult, can I provide you with free escort service at night?" Before getting off work, Fu Xiaomin sent a forced invitation. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"You're all free, can we say no?"

"I'm afraid that the one in your family will think I'm disturbing the world of the two of you."

"I'm going to celebrate his friend's birthday tonight, and I'm short of beautiful women to accompany him!"

"Why do you think I bought a cake as a gift?"

"How dare you, if you want to collect money, it is estimated that no one can afford it!"

"Yo~~ Feelings, I'm in you, this is a senior call?" She comes with a kitchen knife dripping with blood.

"No, you are a god-like being in my heart!" I send the crown.

She replied with a shy look.

"I heard that today's birthday boy is male, hobbies, and female!"

"Such a coincidence? My gender, female, hobby, male! ”

"So it's fate~~"

"Is it a bar or a restaurant at night?"

"You're not going to go back and change your clothes, are you?"

"No, it's too much trouble to go back!"

"That's it!"

"Go straight to the new century and get a new one!"

"You are mighty!!"

"You're welcome!"

"You're such a prodigal ~~~ Does your boyfriend know?"

"The motherland has worked so hard to train me to become a talent, and I must not give up the whole forest for a big tree!"

"You !! chic"

"You're welcome!"

"You have worked hard, the motherland is proud of you!!"

“You-are-welcome！”

……

"Hello, Mrs. Gu!" Pushing open the door of the private room, a man in a light gray shirt immediately stood up and stretched out his left hand to welcome.

At first glance, this box is exclusive to VIP, not ordinary low-key luxury.

“Sorry，my-name-Lin-yuan-yuan.” I held out my right hand and shook hands and smiled back.

"Hello, Gao, Sister Lin!" Ji Minglou is also inevitably vulgar.

“Just-so-so.” I'm in my heart.

“Alisa-Fu.“ I introduce take-out products.

“Hi!“ Ji Ming Lou was also changed to English.

“Hi!“ Of course, the turtle girl also came with her mouth open.

“I-guess-you＇ve-been-studying-in-New-Jersey.“ Ji Minglou looked serious.

“No.“ I don't know how he said that.

"Your-accent—" he frowned slightly.

"She has watched too many American dramas and is too brainwashed!" Gu couldn't stand it anymore on the side, so he broke the siege in time.

"Hehe, Your-fiancee-is-so-cute." The two big men actually lowered their voices and bit their ears.

"What does fiancee mean?" I closed my teeth tightly and blew my throat sounds.

"Fiancée!" Fu Xiaomin seemed to be making a sound in his stomach.

"Oh!" I pretended to look around to see where it would be appropriate to sit.

"So that you can read more books when you have nothing to do, look at this shameful thing." Fu Xiaomin snorted with disgust on his face.

"The saying that things gather by like, and people by groups is really true." Ji Minglou motioned for us to sit down.

"What do you mean?" Fu Xiaomin stopped pulling the chair, and the provocation was flattering.

"I'm talking about your beauty." He grinned, his elbows resting on the table, his fingers crossed.

Fu Xiaomin and I looked at each other silently, and began to communicate with each other's eyebrows.

"I'll go, it turns out to be central air conditioning, a master in the waves." I raised an eyebrow.

"Hmmm! I've had some fun today. Fu Xiaomin raised the corners of his mouth.

……

"This squirrel fish is delicious, you can taste it!" Gu Dongyang interrupted our radio waves unfamiliarly.

"Ding Ding Ding-" Someone knocked on the cup.

"Come, please raise your glasses, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedules to gather together to celebrate the birthday of the contemptible, I will do it first, please feel free!"

"Where are the handsome guys going to go after dinner?" Fu Xiaomin is really familiar.

"You can choose the place, as long as the beauty is satisfied."

"Then Windsor, I haven't been to karaoke for a long time!" Fu Xiaomin didn't ask my opinion at all.

"Okay, I'll order a big bag." He immediately took out his mobile phone and acted.

Is it really good that these two people are so disconsiderate of other people's feelings? Do you want Gu Dongyang and I to flash first? Leave them alone and widows to dry firewood and passionate?

……

"The wind is still blowing tonight, thinking of you so gentle, with your days extraordinarily relaxed,

It's not without a trace, I just think you're too strong, how can I dream of you all the time,

With you on the road of love, I'm not lonely, you're so good to me, this time it's really different......"

A dog man and woman are singing in an affectionate chorus on their shoulders, and the dim light in the box makes them look even more ambiguous.

Gu Dongyang and I haven't even touched the microphone for two hours, and the drinks and juices on the table have been all killed by me, otherwise, I don't know what to do!

"I'll go to the bathroom." I had a limited bladder capacity, and it didn't take long for me to be reminded to clean up my memory.

"Vomit---" When I got to the door, I heard the sound of vomiting and dying in the bathroom.

I quickly finished and left, although this bathroom is luxurious and shiny, but it smells really bad.

"Ahh

"Excuse me!" When I opened the door, it felt like I bumped into something.

"Cao, who's it!" This girl is rude when she comes up, she doesn't look very old, and her makeup is messy.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were out there."

"Cao, that's bad luck!"

"Mianmian, what are you doing? Why are you still here, everyone is waiting for you! Another little girl of her age came in looking for her.

"MD poured blood mold today, and was hit by an old woman in the bathroom."

"Who, wait a minute!" I dried my hands and held them in place.

"Who did you just say, old woman?" I straightened up and looked at the skinny chicks.

"Who do you say I'm talking about?"

"Isn't that you? Old woman! "The slammed wine was obviously not awake yet, and the filthy breath in his mouth came to his face.

"Huh-what's this smell, I ate more than two catties of dung at night!" I took two steps back, fanning the evil breath in front of my nose.

"Although you are young and in good health, you have to take it easy, after all, it's not good to eat too much of that kind of thing!" I drifted away from them.

"You—" The girl was visibly angry.

……

"Time has passed and will never return, and the past can only be recalled;

recalls the childhood bamboo horse and green plum, and the two little guesses accompany each other day and night;

The spring breeze has blown the stamens red, and you have added a new year;

You will change your mind, like time is hard to turn back;

I can only snuggle up to each other in my dreams;

……”

As we drew to the end of today's mission, we finally sang along.

"It's her, it's she who hit me, and says I eat." We were lamenting our youth in song, and three or five young people broke into our private room and surrounded me solidly.

"What's the matter, you just bumped into us, didn't you?" A boy whose hair is not much better than the wash, cut and blow combination comes up and opens his teeth and claws.

"yes, what's wrong?" I got up, and as I expected, the kid wasn't as tall as I was.

"Amazing, isn't it?" He held his chest high and wide.

"yes!" I am tall, I am proud, I am crossed.

"It's not your fault that you spray feces all over your mouth, it's your fault to come out and hurt people." I talked and laughed freely, I don't know where she got the confidence to be so confident.

"You-" Before the girl finished speaking, she was sent out of the door by Ji Minglou like a chicken, and at first glance, she was a jealous and hateful martial arts practitioner.

"Mianmian, you're okay!" Another little girl immediately went to help.

"I'm your uncle!" The little boy's fist just now immediately slammed into Ji Minglou.

"The fists are quite hard!" Gu Dongyang grabbed the front and squeezed the fist.

"Ahh The boy screamed.

"You-you let go, my hand is about to break!" He broke free with his life, and his other hand was also clamped by Gu Dongyang.

"You let me go, do you hear?" The bruises on his forehead were exposed.

"Do you know who I am?" The girl who was just screwed out went to the sky, looking like you were going to die if you offended me.

"Who, your dad is Li Gang?" Fu Xiaomin couldn't laugh or cry.

"I'm the student council president!" When the girl said that she was the president of the student council, her tone was as proud and confident as she was that she was the boss of the underworld.

"Yo, it's the president, disrespectful, disrespectful!" We all laughed.

"What's so funny!" That girl may not understand our world.

"His dad is the mayor, be careful!" The kid who finally broke free was amazing.

"Yes, my dad is the mayor, hurry up and apologize to my mother, otherwise I want you to go out sideways!" The girl commanded, and instantly became tall and mighty.

"Really?" When Fu Xiaomin heard this, she immediately leaned over, pulled her left ear, looked at her right eye, then pushed her nose, and finally, pinched her chin and looked left and right.

"Why didn't I know my dad had such an illegitimate daughter as you?" The answer in the mouth was even more shocking.

"You-you're a liar, I'm an only child! My dad is just my daughter! The little girl didn't believe it, but she didn't have enough confidence before.

"Don't believe me? Wait! Fu Xiaomin solemnly took out his mobile phone.

"That's it!" She gestured to her phone.

"Hey!"

"Oh, it's Secretary Fang!"

"My dad is in a meeting again?"

"Okay—you wait and ask him to call me back."

"What's the matter?"

"It's nothing, you tell my dad that there is another wild girl pretending to be his daughter today."

"What? Take a photo and send it to you, find a lawyer to sue her? ”

"Oh, okay - I'll give it to you!"

"Tell my dad to go back early to accompany my mom, I'm going back late today."

"Uh-huh, bye-bye!"

We didn't say a word during the whole process, Gu Dongyang looked at me, I looked at Ji Minglou, and my jaw dropped in shock.

"Sister (jié) sister (jié), I'm sorry, we were wrong, we just said nonsense." The little sister who helped people was stunned in an instant, she couldn't speak Mandarin clearly, and her mouth was full of Tianjin films.

"Yes, yes - we are all students, she is in a bad mood when she falls out of love today, you don't remember the villain and let us go, don't find a lawyer to come!" Another little girl came up to relieve the siege.

"Yes, sister, I'm sorry, we were wrong!" The girl, who had not been silent, also came up to apologize.

"Mianmian, you quickly admit your mistake to my sister, my sister won't blame us!" The sister who helped the person hurriedly pushed the girl forward.

"Haozi, you should also quickly apologize to my brother!" Another sister also poked the little boy.

"I'm sorry!"

"I'm sorry!"

They spoke in unison.

"Get out!" Miss Fu Xiaomin's daughter will come as soon as she says so.

"Thank you!"

"Thank you!"

They stumbled and retreated, and I almost laughed from the sidelines.

"Hidden deep enough, sister!" I glanced at her.

I never thought that my girlfriend would be in a relationship with the legendary big man, and I was a little excited.

"What?" She looked dazed, probably thinking she was cute.

"The mayor's daughter, still pretending!" Excessive modesty equals pride.

"Ahem-sister's acting skills are not bad, right?" She cleared her throat.

I took 0.03 seconds to sort out the conversation I had just had, and it dawned on me that I hit her the shoulder.

"I'll go! I thought it was true! ”

"Laughing - laughing - life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills!" She stroked her hair back in a charming way, and the two gay men next to her stared at us in disbelief.

"Go back, friends!" I recall them from the fugue.

"Oh!"

"Good!"