Chapter 34: The English Teacher's Thong

"I know that you haven't eaten it, it's delicious and the nutritional value is very high, and elderly people like you should eat more, and the effect of treating rheumatoid arthritis is good. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Zhang Xiaoshuai said with a smile.

"But it's poisonous." Zou Yongsheng exclaimed.

"Isn't there a professional here, Brother Wang, I'll leave it to you." Zhang Xiaoshuai said with a smile.

Zou Yongsheng looked at Wang Chenggong with a suspicious expression, Wang Chenggong was stunned for a moment, then nodded immediately, patted his chest: "No problem, it's a little meaning, decapitate the glands, and enjoy it with peace of mind." ”

"Listen, how professional." Zhang Xiaoshuai smiled: "I'll make it convenient first." ”

Wang Chenggong took out a kitchen knife and a cutting board and mineral water from the trunk and began to slaughter, and after a while, the slaughter was completed, the snake skin and the snake meat with white flowers were placed on the barbecue grill, and after a while, the barbecue began, and soon the fragrant smell wafted out.

"Alright, it's almost time to eat." Wang Chenggong brought a plate, which was skewered with strings of snake meat, all sprinkled with cumin and chili, which looked delicious.

The small benches and tables were all ready, and Zhang Xiaoshuai and Zou Yongsheng were already seated.

"Can you eat it?" Zou Yongsheng looked at the cobra kebab in front of him and questioned it.

"In the past, the emperor had people test poison before eating, but now this job is handed over to me." Zhang Xiaoshuai said that he picked it up and ate it, and he ate it with relish, drinking beer while eating.

"Raise a glass to invite the sun, and drink into three people."

Seeing that one string after another was wiped out by Zhang Xiaoshuai, but the system just didn't speak, this was a big deal Zhang Xiaoshuai, Zou Yongsheng, who didn't dare to eat, began to eat, and there was congratulations to me, what the hell?

"System, are you asleep? I've done my job! Zhang Xiaoshuai hurriedly reminded.

"Evaluating ......" replied in an electronic voice.

"Assessment? Your sister, what is the assessment, do it according to what you said, this is the wild, that's the cobra, I caught it, I'm eating it now, right? Zhang Xiaoshuai educated up.

"At the end of the evaluation, congratulations to the host for completing the task of catching cobras in the wild and roasting them, and obtaining 37 stimulation points, which attribute value will the host add to?"

"IQ, IQ, do you still need to ask? Damn, it's not a few days, the exam is coming, hurry up. ”

"Okay, it's been added."

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Xiaoshuai felt a chill in his head, as if he had been cleaned, and instantly felt that his mind was much clearer, and the whole person was much more relaxed.

Zhang Xiaoshuai took a look at the current attribute values, health value 74, IQ value 140, speed value 29, strength value 27, and durability value 41.

"The next stimulus task is to steal the red thong that Ye Qingrou just bought, with a stimulus value of 40."

"I'll go, big brother system, you're getting more and more obscene, and you actually let me steal her thong, it's too evil." Zhang Xiaoshuai smiled and sighed, I really can't do anything about the system, it's too bad for the host, and it is estimated that only I, the host, have encountered such an obscene system.

Ye Qingrou, Zhang Xiaoshuai's English teacher, is twenty-eight years old, and looks like a coquettish peerless, with big parts ******of his body, big chests and big eyes......

It is rumored in the school that she has a lot of relationships with many teachers, but she doesn't know whether it's true or not, Zhao Chixiang's goods are yy all day long, and she always points to other people's ****** and drools, which is really obscene.

"Alright, don't eat it." Zhang Xiaoshuai stopped Zou Yongsheng, who was getting better, and this guy was still addicted.

"It's delicious, isn't the nutritional value very good, why stop it?" Zou Yongsheng is strange.

"You can't eat too much of anything, just eat it in moderation, eating too much will backfire, look at me, eating is a moderation."

"Makes sense." Zou Yongsheng immediately put down the meat skewers and said to the two people next to him: "You can solve the rest of the meat and skin." ”

"Thank you, Mayor." The two of them immediately went crazy eating.

Applaud while eating.

"Let's go, let's eat." Zhang Xiaoshuai got up, and Zou Yongsheng followed.

"Brother Sheng, do you know Ye Qingrou?" Zhang Xiaoshuai said suddenly.

"Yes."

"Damn, do you know? I'm going to introduce you to it. ”

"Hehe, I didn't expect that."

"How did you meet?"

"She used to be my lover, but the shelf life was only half a month, and then I chose someone else and abandoned her, why did you ask about her?"

"It turned out that Brother Sheng played leftovers, she is very famous in our school."

"Not to mention, I guessed that she was really sassy and made me unbearable."

"Haha...... She is indeed very fierce, ordinary men really can't stand it, the most fierce physical education teacher in our school was made by her and had to propose to break up, which was similar to Wu Zetian in ancient times. ”

"Almost, but why did you mention her all of a sudden?"

"You know I'm a thrill-seeker, and my next target for thrills is her."

"You want to play teacher-student love?"

"No, no, no, I don't want to do broken shoes for the time being."

"What about you?"

"I heard that I just bought a red thong for this thing, and I'm going to steal it."

Zou Yongsheng was stunned: "I didn't expect you to have this habit?" ”

"Don't look at me with perverted eyes, I'm just looking for excitement, and I won't do anything like that after stealing, so I have an essential difference from those perverts, they repeat it many times and are very persistent, and I only do it once."

"Well, then how do you know she just bought the red thong?"

"Heaven must not be divulged."

"Well, then this should be easy, just sneak into her dorm room when she's not there."

"But I've already left school, it's not good to go back, and once I'm a big star, I will definitely attract onlookers, let alone steal a thong, not even a brick."

Zou Yongsheng nodded: "It makes sense, then what are you going to do?" ”

"Since you have an old relationship, that's it, you ask her to the hotel, and I'll find a chance to do it."

"This ...... I hadn't seen her for a long time and it was very unpleasant, and I said that I would never need her again, and it would be a bit embarrassing to go to her now. ”

"Since it's embarrassing to give birth to a brother, forget it, alas, life is full of setbacks, why does my road to excitement stop? I'm going to go home and cry for a few days. ”

"Hah...... I'll just help you, alas, you, I really can't help you. ”

"Brother Sheng is really still a person who misses his old love."

"No, it's just for you."

"I haven't seen you for so long, don't you miss the passionate years at all? People are nostalgic, and those who lose will miss it, so don't pretend. ”

"Well, I really miss her work, she's fierce but to be honest, she's the best one of my women, the tip of his tongue...... , ecstasy......"