Chapter 33: The Legend of the Snake Caught in the Zoo
"Alright, let's go to the auditorium for the award ceremony. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Jiang Shengli said.
"Secretary, please." Zhang Xiaoshuai said with a smile.
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Auditorium.
This is the place where the authorities meet, this is the place where the authorities present awards, this is a sacred and inviolable place, where no creature dares to spread wild except flies, mosquitoes and ants.
The live broadcast equipment and personnel were already in place, and the awardee Zhang Xiaoshuai was immediately in place, and with the sound of the majestic and shocking athletes' march, Zhang Xiaoshuai wanted to do exercises, and felt like he was back in school in an instant.
"Zhang Xiaoshuai, why are you sad?" Jiang Shengli, who came to Zhang Xiaoshuai and was about to present him with an award, strangely found that Zhang Xiaoshuai was sobbing without shedding tears.
"When I heard this music, I instantly remembered my teachers, classmates and school leaders who were still growing up in the arms of my alma mater, so I was sad, and I hope the secretary will forgive me." Zhang Xiaoshuai stopped sobbing.
"It's really a temperamental person, thank you for your contribution to the millions of people in this city, I also know that you are a man who likes excitement, so I won't persuade you to go back to school, people with capital can choose to be maverick, and people without capital will only be ridiculed after they choose, I think you have capital so go your own way."
Zhang Xiaoshuai took the certificate and the oversized check and faced the camera with Jiang Shengli, holding hands.
"Thanks to the secretary for his praise, the secretary is always awarded, for the people to do things is within my responsibility, thank the municipal government for giving me the reward, I will make persistent efforts to strive for greater rewards, I hope you can learn from me, take the initiative to build a new blue pass suggestions, you have also seen, our municipal government is very atmospheric, so this is also a shortcut to make a fortune, I hope other cities can also be so atmospheric, not to their own people atmosphere, who are you to be atmospheric? Isn't it? You are the closest person...... In addition, here I want to remind the children in front of the TV, don't imitate your brother, my brother doesn't go to school to find stimulation is professionally trained, this activity is extremely dangerous, easy to fracture, lumbar muscle strain, bitten by snakes, chased by dogs, flooded, terrifying, right? Therefore, it is best for children to stay in the arms of their mothers or alma mater, so that they can grow up safely and steadily. ”
Bang bang.
Under the leadership of the secretary, everyone began to applaud fiercely.
Then, the award ceremony ended in a bit of nonsense from the secretary.
Leaving the city government, Zhang Xiaoshuai and Zou Yongsheng took a car out of the gate together, and the special car to see off Zhang Xiaoshuai was Jiang Shengsheng's request.
"Brother Sheng, I have something I want to trouble you." Zhang Xiaoshuai said with a smile.
"Directly, casually, I don't have the right to sit in this Audi without you." Zou Yongsheng said sincerely.
"Are there any cobras at the zoo?"
"Yes, you're going to see it?"
"Yes, can we go over now?"
"Okay, Xiao Zhu, go to the zoo."
"Yes."
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Lantong City Zoo.
The mayor is really not the squad leader, and the driver runs an errand and goes directly to the zoo without buying a ticket.
The trio were guided by the staff to the cobra viewing area, where the cobra was kept in a small room with glass in front of it, and the cobra with a flattened head could be clearly seen.
"Put a tracker on it, put it in a cage and take it out into the wild." Zhang Xiaoshuai's faint words shocked the three people on the spot.
"What the hell?" Zou Yongsheng is strange.
"Everyone knows that I am a man who pursues excitement, brother, can you satisfy me?"
"Is that okay?" Zou Yongsheng looked at the staff.
"The mayor said yes or no." The man hurriedly replied with a smile.
"Then do it."
"Yes."
Next, the staff injected an anesthetic into the cobra's body, then loaded the meat with a tracker the size of a grain of rice and placed it in a cage.
"What do you call this guy's staff?" Zhang Xiaoshuai said to the zoo staff in front.
"My name is Wang Chenggong."
"Father-in-law, what I want to ask is how to catch a cobra?"
"There are several methods, first, catching snakes with bare hands, which is a commonly used method of catching snakes, and those who adopt this method of catching snakes must have rich experience in catching snakes. When looking at the position of the head of the snake, immediately press the head of the snake with the palm of your hand, and gently pinch the neck of the snake with your other hand, so that the snake cannot reflexively bite the limbs. Second, the wooden fork method, which is the snake catcher quietly approaching the cobra from behind, and then surprise, accurately forking the neck of the snake with a special wooden fork, fixing the wooden fork with one hand to prevent the poisonous snake from running away, pinching the head and neck of the poisonous snake with the other hand, and putting down the wooden fork to hold the back half of it, you can catch it alive without being bitten. Thirdly, the mask method, which is the most suitable way to catch a cobra. When the catcher approaches it, it will often erect its head and neck, and make a "whirring" sound in its mouth, at this time, it can be accurately thrown to the snake's head with a hat, clothes, sacks or robes, etc., so as to cover its head, and quickly press it with its hands, step on its body with its feet, and then try to grab the head and neck, and quickly throw it into the snake cage. Wang Chenggong spoke eloquently, memorized quite fluently, and felt that he had shown the basic skills of his profession in front of the mayor, and the mayor must be very satisfied.
However, Zou Yongsheng was more concerned about why Zhang Xiaoshuai asked this question, and was not interested in Wang Chenggong's answer.
"I think all of the above methods are dangerous, so I think it's more appropriate to use a tranquilizer gun directly, what do you think?" Zhang Xiaoshuai said.
"The anesthesia gun is indeed the most suitable, especially the infrared targeted minimally invasive anesthesia gun we imported, as long as the infrared tracker is installed on the target, three-year-old children can hit the target, because there is a navigation function, even if the target runs, it doesn't matter, the needle can be bent, and the target is hit instantly, and the speed is staggering."
"Very good, take it and the gun, and go out into the field together."
"Do it!" Zou Yongsheng said.
"Yes."
Then, Wang Chenggong covered the cage with a black cloth and put it in the trunk of the Audi, and the Audi let out a fart and drove away.
In the suburbs, in the woods.
Zhang Xiaoshuai stood there with a tranquilizer gun in his right hand, leaned on a tree with his left hand, and leaned on his right leg on tiptoe with his left foot: "Okay, it's time to release it." ”
At this moment, the three of them who were confused understood that Zhang Xiaoshuai was going to hunt.
But isn't he a thrill-seeking man? You should catch the snake directly with your hands, how exciting is that, this is a gun or a snake with a tracker, what is the excitement in one shot? Children can do it.
Immediately, the three people who had just understood were confused again.
But fog and water are foggy, and things still have to be done.
I saw that Wang Chenggong uncovered the black cloth, then opened the lock on the iron cage, and then jumped to the side with lightning speed.
However, the cobra may not have understood too much that the door was opened, and he was so stupid that he stayed in the cage and did not move.
The system said that it was to catch cobras in the wild, and this Nima cage is definitely not considered wild.
"Get it out, get that long thing out of it." Zhang Xiaoshuai said.
Wang Chenggong, who was out of danger, was congratulating himself for running fast and not being bitten, and when he heard Zhang Xiaoshuai ask him to get the snake out, his little heart immediately pounced.
But you can't do it again.
I saw Wang Chenggong find a branch, tiptoe over and open the door of the iron cage, at that moment, the cobra rushed to Wang Chenggong's arm with lightning speed, and at the same time, Zhang Xiaoshuai fired, and the cobra was shot directly.
"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, if you hadn't diverted the attention of the cobra by launching it, then I would have died." Wang Chenggong was shocked, so he ran to Zhang Xiaoshuai and held his hand.
"It's a small meaning, I won't do exciting events that I don't know if I'm not sure." Zhang Xiaoshuai said with a smile.
As soon as this remark came out, everyone realized that the exciting thing Zhang Xiaoshuai wanted to do was to shoot the cobra before it bites, this is really a touching thing, in case of failure, it is a human life, the city will play, scared to death, exciting, too exciting.
"Xiaoshuai, I have to admit that you are really a man who pursues excitement, I am convinced." Zou Yongsheng stepped forward and exclaimed.
"Where, be polite, that Brother Zhu, please take out the barbecue equipment in the trunk." Zhang Xiaoshuai said.
Zou Yongsheng smiled: "It's a pity that I didn't bring meat." ”
"Isn't that what it is?" Zhang Xiaoshuai pointed to the snake road.
"Roasted cobra?" Zou Yongsheng was shocked.