"Today I Didn't Bring an Umbrella" is a famous hip-hop song, and it is one of the masterpieces of hip-hop king Wu Wu. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wang Peng wore a black evening dress today, matching his 1.8 meter tall and handsome face, but he is really a good horse with a good saddle and a bell and a dog's head.

Several fat girls with pimples on their faces held their faces and looked at him with tenderness. Wang Peng took a look, almost didn't vomit out his heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys, and after coughing twice, he raised his eyes to look at Yang Yingxue, and saw that she was also looking at herself, and suddenly became angry.

He put the microphone and said, "Thank you!" Thank you. ”

Ximen Chong scolded in his heart: Your father hasn't sung yet, thank you!

Wang Peng said: "The song "I Didn't Bring an Umbrella Today" I brought to you today, I hope you can like it." ”

Everyone drummed the drums, and the students in charge of the music pressed the play button.

Rhythmic music played.

Wang Peng put the microphone to his mouth, and a good B-Box came with a "poof, puff", which caused the students to applaud again and again.

"The squad leader is so handsome!"

"The squad leader is amazing, this B-Box is not allowed to be a professional singer at all!"

"The most dazzling thing today is the squad leader, we don't have to think about it! When he started playing, he obviously put pressure on us! ”

"Don't say that, and that madman......"

The students talked a lot, but they didn't take out their phones to record the video, because a professional photographer was hired to do the work.

Wang Peng glanced at Ximen Chong demonstratively, and after seeing this fang lazily leaning against the wall and snorting melon seeds, he looked at Yang Yingxue again, about the same time, and rapped with the microphone.

"I didn't bring an umbrella today, the rain was a little lingering, and you flickered in the distance, as if you had a little red umbrella.

I wanted to go over and stand shoulder to shoulder with you, but I know you are willing.

It's not because I'm ugly, or because you're sweet,

Just because, just because-

The rain has messed up your makeup, and you've turned into a big flower.

You've become a big face! ”

Speaking of this, it became a normal chant, Wang Peng took the microphone and shook his body to sing.

"I don't care about your face,

I don't love your face.

I have walked alone through thousands of mountains and rivers,

Finally in exchange for you in front of you~"

After singing this paragraph, it turned into rap again.

"It's not your face that I love, I'm close to you, just because, I didn't bring an umbrella today.

But you don't need to worry because my hairstyle is more messy.

Bangs block my view, as long as you have an umbrella, you are as beautiful as a fairy.

You're as beautiful as a fairy. ”

Another chant.

"Two men walked hand in hand,

Regardless of his vicissitudes

As long as you are by my side, I will not fear all suffering. ”

Today, I didn't bring an umbrella.

……

After Wang Peng finished singing, the audience erupted in thunderous applause, and several students who had a good relationship with him roared loudly. He bowed again in thanks, but the pride was beyond words.

Next up was a chubby student named Li Zigang, who came up and performed an allegro.

"Playing bamboo boards, talking about college entrance examinations, thousands of troops and single-plank bridges. There is a small waist on the bridge, and a spoon is pinned to the waist, and it is up to anyone to come and knock on the head. If you can't fall, the pride of the sky, you can fall, you have learned in vain, is it good to come back for another year. Pay the tuition, bow your waist, and the gourd will still be painted in the coming year......"

He played smoothly, interrupted twice by applause.

After Li Zigang finished the performance, he bowed and said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you two teachers, but before I go down, I want to challenge someone." ”

Yang Guokui frowned and said, "You want to challenge people?" Who to challenge? ”

Li Zigang pointed at Ximen and said, "He! ”

Yang Guokui looked in the direction he pointed, frowned slightly, and said, "Ximen Chong?" ”

Ximen Chong was also slightly flattered, he and Li Zigang, who had a father who was the director of the local taxation bureau, had no grievances and no enmity in the near future, how could he talk to himself. At this time, he saw that Li Zigang glanced at Wang Peng, and immediately understood, and didn't say anything, these two people were the same dog.

He said aloud: "Can you tell Lao Tzu how to challenge him?" What are the benefits of winning or losing? ”

Li Zigang said: "It's very simple, two people play Allegro, but one person says it, and the other person learns, and if the person who learns is wrong, he will lose." The loser stripped naked and ran ten laps around the playground. ”

When he said this, the students of Class 9 laughed, and Yang Guokui nodded and smiled at Ximen Chong, shook his head, and did not interject. Zhao Rong said: "Students, don't fight for will. ”

"Teacher Zhao, you don't have to worry about it, everyone is just having fun, let's have fun!" Wang Peng walked up to her and said.

Zhao Rong sighed, the current students are much different from her back then.

"Also, you can't chase the class flower within a year!" Li Zigang added, after he finished speaking, he looked at Ximen Chong and said loudly: "Do you dare? ”

Everyone was in an uproar, Yang Yingxue was almost the dream goddess of all boys, the object of fantasy at what time. Judging from the recent signs, Ximen Chong has the intention of chasing her, Li Zigang said this, he was knocking him to death with a stick!

Yang Yingxue's face turned slightly red when she heard this, and she lowered her head.

"Interesting!"

Ximen Chong looked at him and Wang Peng, applauded: "I can agree, but there is one condition." ”

Li Zigang and Wang Peng were overjoyed when they heard this, and after the two of them glanced at each other, Li Zigang said: "You say! As long as you dare to accept it, any conditions will be promised to you! ”

He has loved to play allegro since he was a child, and in this regard, he is very confident, and no one in the city can beat him.

Ximen Chong said in a strange manner: "There are no harsh conditions, as long as Wang Peng and Wang are punished with you." ”

Li Zigang looked at Wang Peng, saw him nod, and said, "No problem!" ”

Everyone looked like they were watching a good show, and a few students thought it was interesting, and secretly sent a text message to their good friends in other classes.

Yang Guokui looked at Ximen Chong's indifferent appearance, and the corners of his mouth grinned. He would love to see him run ten laps on the pasture. Yang Yingxue and Lao Yang had similar thoughts, but she didn't want to see Ximen Chong without clothes, but she didn't want to be entangled by him.

Simon rushed to the center of the stage, and without using a microphone, he said directly: "Who starts first?" ”

Li Zigang was nervous for a while, forgetting who said this stubble first. He hurriedly said: "Of course I will say it first. ”

The whole class understands that whoever says first in this competition will naturally take advantage, although under normal circumstances, it is a challenge to let the other party go first, but Ximen Chong's popularity is extremely poor, and no one will stand up for him.

Ximen Chong smiled: "Although you are stinky and shameless, but you are shameless for this part, you can say it first!" ”

Anyway, with his own ability, no matter how much he tosses, he can't escape the word "lose".