50 Cheating
Li Zigang handed the allegro in his right hand to Ximen Chong, he called up the essentials of learning Allegro in his mind, tried it for a while, and quickly learned it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Li Zigang looked at his clumsy appearance before, and his heart was even happier, thinking that this thing looks simple, but in fact, there are many doorways, and I will wait to make a fool of you later!
He played the allegro and pretended to be nonchalant, "Then let's get ready to start." ”
Ximen Chong also hit it, tilted his neck and said, "Then let's get ready to start." ”
Everyone was stunned, your uncle, it turned out that the first sentence was a pit!
And Ximen Chong, can you react to this? What did you eat to grow up, you!
Li Zigang was slightly stunned, thinking that you reacted quite quickly, he snapped twice, frowned, and said, "I haven't started just now, you don't have to learn!" ”
The students thought to themselves that it really didn't start, not a pit.
Ximen Chong also slapped twice: "I haven't started just now, you don't have to learn!" ”
Everyone was stunned again, whether this Nima started or not!
Li Zigang saw that this pit was jumped by him again, so he no longer entangled in it, hit the allegro and said: "Hit the bamboo board, knock the bamboo board, let's talk about how difficult the beauty contest is." ”
Ximen Chong repeated.
Li Zigang said: "Hear clearly! ”
Ximen Chong also said: "Hear clearly! ”
"This beauty, that delicate, big eyes, a curled nose, a cherry mouth, a small face. The beautiful ones have a curled nose, the delicate ones have small faces, the big eyes are beautiful, and the cherry mouths are delicate. ”
After he finished speaking, Simon Chong said it in the slightest.
Li Zigang snorted and said, "This beauty is a bit old, and that delicate waist is not good." A little old nose, a bad waist and a small face. A little old, with a small face, a cocked nose, a bad waist, a beautiful waist is not good, and a delicate one is a little old. Speaking of which, it's messed up (liao), you say it's beautiful and delicate, or it's a small waist; Is it the nose of the cherry mouth, or the face with big eyes and small faces; Is it a little old waist is not good, or is it a little old that looks delicate; Is it a small nose, or a small face! ”
This tongue twister, he said faster and faster, and after finishing speaking, he slapped the board suddenly, glared at Ximen and said, "It's your turn!" ”
The classmates applauded again and again, Yang Guokui and Zhao Rong looked at each other and whispered: "This Li Zigang really has two brushes!" In this paragraph, if you participate in that "Super 7+2", you will definitely be able to pass the preliminary round. ”
The students looked at Ximen Chong as if they were watching a good show, and this tongue twister was like the old grandmother's footcloth, smelly and long. If you can say this word for word, then you can ascend to heaven.
Li Zigang looked at Ximen Chong triumphantly, this paragraph of speech, just talking about memory takes a week. To be as skilled as he says, it will take a month.
Chang Mei whispered in Yang Yingxue's ear: "Do you think he can say it?" ”
Yang Yingxue said: "If you don't say it, it has nothing to do with me." ”
Chang Mei said playfully: "How can it be okay, didn't you hear them say that the person who loses can't chase you within a year?" ”
Yang Yingxue said disdainfully: "These two people are ugly and fat, and I won't agree to chase me." ”
"Really?" Chang Mei said softly: "Ximen Chong is so capable, if you don't like it, I'm welcome!" ”
Yang Yingxue looked at her beautifully, and said word by word: "You...... Follow...... Meaning! ”
Ximen Chong took in everyone's expressions, and he said while playing Allegro: "This beauty is a little old, and that delicate waist is not good...... The warped ones are small, or the ones with small faces are delicate! ”
This tongue twister, he also said faster and faster, and after finishing speaking, he also slapped the board suddenly, glared at Li Zigang and said, "It's your turn!" ”
Everyone's eyeballs fell to the ground, fuck, can you repeat this uncle?
You repeater, you!
And the last pit, you haven't forgotten it at this time, you pig brain!
Not to mention them, even the well-informed photographer was so shocked that he almost dropped the camera to the ground.
I'll rub it!
You're all students, right?
Is it necessary to be so against the sky, no, against the universe?
Chang Mei, Yang Yingxue and others reacted, and suddenly remembered what Ximen Chong said on the opening day of his billiard hall last week, and immediately woke up.
Faster than him?
You've really got the wrong person!
Wang Peng and Li Zigang's faces were blue and red for a while, Li Zigang's killer weapon didn't hold each other, so they took a deep breath and decided to play tricks to the end.
He put Allegro on his waist, hit it imperceptibly, and then clenched his fists and said, "I admit defeat!" ”
Ximen Chong knocked in his eyes, sneered, and learned from him to beat him, and said in a deep voice: "I admit defeat!" ”
In this industry, the rule of this competition is that if you admit defeat, you must call each other respectfully and put down the allegro at the same time. If not, it's still in the game.
It's all pits, brothers and sisters!
Li Zigang put the allegro in front of Ximen Chong and hit it three times, and said, "I really lost!" You can put it down! ”
Simon was not fooled, so he did it again.
Three minutes later, Li Zigang and he were still entangled in this issue, and everyone could see that Li Zigang was now cheating, anyway, as long as he didn't really admit defeat and surrender, this game would go on endlessly.
After another two minutes, Yang Guokui shook his head and walked over, stopping Li Zigang's words: "Okay, don't say it, count it as a draw." ”
Li Zigang said hello.
Ximen Chong threw the allegro in his face, squinted his eyes and said, "You are really him. Shameless mother! ”
Li Zigang returned to the side and sat down hatefully, gradually calmed down, wiped his sweat with a tissue, and thought that he had finally passed it.
If you really run ten laps in the playground naked, not to mention that it is freezing in the snow now, it is this mess, and I am afraid that I will be ridiculed by my classmates for the rest of my life.
Wang Peng was also shocked and sweating, why is Ximen Chong so powerful? I was almost killed by him. He thought about it for a while, and hurriedly asked the other two good buddies to cancel the plan to challenge Ximen Chong.
For him, it seems that the clear one can't do it, and he can only come to the yin.
After the game, a female student walked to the middle and sang a folk song, her voice was not bad, although it was slightly out of tune, but there was no stage fright.
Looking at her, Ximen Chong immediately entered the business model.
He rubbed his temples and thought hard: since there are countless music libraries in his mind, it is impossible for one person to finish singing, why not set up a brokerage company to train some singers.
Alas, I don't know if there are eight beauties in this world who are girls' generation. Thinking of them, he thought of the little Asian fairy Liu Yefei and the national princess.
He breathed a sigh of relief and sighed in his heart: "Lao Xue said that everything is possible, but I don't know if there are them in this world!" ”