Some people, when they go to work on Mondays, always feel tired, dizzy, chest tightness, bloating, loss of appetite, body aches, lack of concentration, etc., and the phenomenon of reduced work and study efficiency is what doctors often call "Monday syndrome". Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

That's right, Lin Yanyan has this syndrome, and it's very serious, I'm anxious all day long, I'm not in the channel all day, I want to sleep all day long, and I'm watching the time all day and waiting for work.

"Didn't you say that you will have scrambled eggs with tomatoes and stewed pork ribs with winter melon tonight?" Gu Dongyang sat at the table and prepared to eat, but he didn't notice that the dish that Miss Lin told him in the morning was actually a plate of fruit salad.

"Uh-forgot to buy tomatoes and eggs." Her face was full of huskness.

"What about winter melon pork ribs?" Gu Dongyang was incredulous.

"Uh- I forgot to buy it, too!" Miss Lin was still confused.

"So- what did you buy?" Gu Dongyang asked very lightly.

"Green onions!" Yan Yan struggled to spit out a word.

"Green onions?" Gu Dongyang's decibel increased sharply, and his facial features went in one direction because of being stimulated.

"Hmm!" Miss Lin smiled like a silly aunt from Yang Guo's family.

"You didn't mean to, did you?" Someone is deeply skeptical, is Lin Yanyan making some new weight loss recipes?

"It's not!" Yan Yan shook her head.

"Why don't we go out to eat today?" Gu Dongyang proposed, "I heard that a new handmade noodle restaurant opened at the entrance of the community is good!" ”

“NO!” Yan Yan replied expressionlessly, and the voice she made reminded a certain Gu of Apple's sara.

"I'm promoted!" Gu Dongyang scratched his head a little embarrassed.

"Oh!" Yan Yan continued to ignore it.

"What's wrong with you today?" There was no response, and Gu Dongyang was also stunned.

"Tired!" Her eyes were sloppy.

Gu Dongyang simply didn't eat it, just looked at Lin Yanyan, Yanyan seemed to be looking at him too, but her eyes were not focused at all, and the ghost knew where she had gone.

"My phone is gone, you dial my number, I'll look for it." Gu Dongyang said.

"Good!" Yan Yan took out her mobile phone from her pocket, but her eyes did not follow the mobile phone, she could unlock the dial directly without looking at the mobile phone, she was really a genius.

"Hello!" Gu Dongyang swaggered to answer the phone in front of Lin Yanyan.

"Hello!" Miss Lin didn't notice anything unusual.

"May I ask if it's Lin Yanyan?" Gu Dongyang was straightforward.

"Yes!" Yan Yan still answered mechanically.

"Hello, I'm Gu Dongyang!" Gu also introduced himself.

"Hello!" Yan Yan may have incarnated as a customer service officer of China Mobile.

"I'm telling you something very important." Gu Dongyang held his breath.

"Okay!" Yan Yan also solemnly and mechanically.

"It's an urgent notice!" Gu Dongyang once again emphasized the importance of what he wants to say next.

"Okay!" You should be ready to record.

"A number of experts in China and millions of clinical joint experiments have shown that whether it is urban or rural, whether it is a large iron pot or an electric kettle, do not drink it directly after boiling!" Gu Dongyang finished this important information in one breath.

"Huh? Why? Miss Lin seems to be awake.

"Why?" She held her mobile phone and glared at Gu Dongyang and asked loudly.

"Is it still poisonous when the water is boiled?" The brain cells of the smug begin to function.

"It's not!" Gu Dongyang shook his head.

"Is the nearby water polluted?" The eyes of the Yan Yan also began to function.

"It's not!" Gu Dongyang continued to shake his head.

"Why is that?" Yan Yan was curious.

"Because—it burns your mouth!" Gu Someone grinned.

"Burn your uncle!" Finally, Lin Yanyan was fully activated.

"5,000 skipping ropes today!"

"Huh?"

……

A young woman hurriedly walks into the customer relations department with a blue folder at ALi New Energy Vehicle Trading Company.

"Oh, that Mr. Yuan has come to complain again." 33 His face was full of anxiety, and he encountered difficulties at first sight.

"What's wrong?" Miss Lin is drinking water.

"Look at it, I just got feedback from the customer service team." Xu Shanshan hurriedly handed over a piece of information.

"This person is endless, didn't the dealer give him a new car?" Yan Yan put the water glass down.

"The dealer probably didn't know what to think, he actually asked Mr. Yuan to wait for three months, and then gave him a show car, the most important thing is that the show car cannot be sold according to the regulations, and it cannot enjoy the normal warranty." Xu Shanshan's eyebrows wrinkled into a Sichuan character.

"His car broke down again?" Yan Yan asked again.

"It's broken, there is a problem with the brakes, I almost had a car accident on the highway, I don't know what's going on, I don't care if I go to the dealer, there is no terminal record at the service station, there is no way to maintain, I can only pay for it, the key is that I have not repaired it for a week at my own expense, and the person blew up again."

"He made six calls to the complaint hotline today, saying that he didn't get a clear reply before 3 o'clock in the afternoon, so he called the riders in their group to go to their local central square to burn the car, and also called the traffic radio station to broadcast live, and now the live broadcast post has been opened on the Internet."

"I'll go, what's going on?" Lin Yanyan was also confused, their company made headlines so casually, and any emergency precautions became clouds at this time.

"Is the boss there?"

"In!"

"You hurry up and help me make a few copies of this complaint information, and by the way, call the customer service team leader to me."

"Okay!"

"Also, immediately send the information to the local dealer and service station, and then send me their contact information and the contact information of the service manager!"

"Okay!"

……

Lin Yanyan immediately rushed all the way to Feng Lijuan's office, Fu Xiaomin was also inside, Cristina didn't know who was on the phone, and her voice was at least more than 60 decibels, which was not the usual elegance at all, and there were swear words from time to time, it seemed that she was talking about this matter.

“Sh*it，Son-of-bic*th!”

"Immediately withdraw the dealer to me, the terminal system is locked, and the financial accounts are closed!" Feng Lijuan threw away her mobile phone and almost yelled at Fu Xiaomin.

"There's no way to cure you, bastard, see who you go to!" If Feng Lijuan had a beard, she would definitely be angry at this time.

Lin Yanyan suddenly felt weak in her heart, and she didn't dare to speak out at all, she just wanted to float away silently, away from this noisy battlefield.

"Lin Yanyan, where are you going?"

"Have you reached the customer?" Hellish voices rang out.

"Not yet!" For the first time, our female men, who are not afraid of heaven and earth, have a feeling of fear.

"Then you still don't want to contact the old lady?" Cristina's unbelievable smile reminded Hayashi of the moment Sadako crawled out of the TV.

"Okay! Good! Yan Yan hurriedly pulled out her legs and ran, and in a hurry, the information in her hand fell to the ground.

……

Office of Customer Relations

Lin Yanyan took a three-minute deep breath and dialed the phone, ready for an expected storm.

"Hello, is it Mr. Yuan?"

"Sorry to bother, our side is ALi New Energy Vehicle Trading Company."

"You're finally willing to call?" The man's tone sounded as terrifying as he had imagined.

"I TM bought your car after a dog, and I was fooled twice,, I TM don't know where to start, I'm really disappointed in your car, do you know the despair of being cheated twice?" Mr. Yuan spoke in a hurry, and just now someone really thought too much.

"I beg you, my aunt, don't take your car out and harm everyone, although there are many people in China, it can't withstand your tossing!" Yan Yan couldn't interject at all.

"Has your car been inspected for quality at the factory, is it not dead, and you won't pay attention to it, right?"

"You touch your conscience and tell me, if your family buys this kind of car, are you in a hurry, who will you go to in an accident?"

"Mr. Yuan, hello, we are very sorry for the inconvenience caused to you by the vehicle problem!" Yan Yan used super fast speech speed to send her apology at the moment when Mr. Yuan gasped.

"Are you all repeaters? What else would you say besides saying that? Do you understand what I mean, call your boss over, don't call me if you can't take care of things, NMLGB! ”

"You sluts raised by biaozi, fuck, I bought your car when I was a dog!"

The surname Yuan finally finished venting, but Yan Yan couldn't sit still, she felt that her dignity was being challenged.

"I'm sorry Mr. Yuan, we are very sorry for the inconvenience caused by the vehicle problem, we will help you deal with it immediately, but please don't criticize yourself all the time, we will solve your problem as soon as possible, please keep the phone open!"

"When will it be solved and how will it be solved? You won't make me wait another three months, will you? Or wait three years? The customer's tone was actually a lot more relaxed, as if he didn't find anything abnormal, and Yan Yan was very relieved.

"First of all, we have contacted the local service station when you first called, and have arranged for the technical engineer of the manufacturer's side to go to the service station for maintenance technical guidance, and it is expected to arrive tomorrow morning." She began to state the solution she had just discussed.

"Secondly, all the losses you have caused this time will be borne by our company, and your car will enjoy a free detailed overhaul, if there is a failure caused by quality reasons, we will help you repair and maintain it free of charge."

"Finally, after the company's leaders discussed and decided, in order to thank you for your support to our company, we will give you a year of free maintenance, during which you will be forgiven for the inconvenience!" Yan Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and finally finished her statement.

—————— there is no sound anymore, is it too satisfied with her solution?

"That's what you want to do with me?" After 30 seconds, Mr. Yuan began to sneer, "Do you think I am a three-year-old?" ”

"Let me tell you, Lao Tzu has posted on the Internet and sent a complaint to the State Bureau of Quality Supervision, you wait, see who is in a hurry, who do you think you are?"

"!"

"Toot-toot-toot!!" The phone hung up, Yan Yan had no chance to fight back at all, at this moment, she had nothing to say, she just wanted to incarnate as Barrett M82A1 and shoot someone out.