Chapter 25: Cucumbers and Eggs

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It was another Saturday, Lin Yanyan and Gu Dongyang didn't go shopping, didn't go to the movies, didn't go out to eat, and they were very bored. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Someone suddenly wanted to practice the legendary girlfriend's essential skill - check the mobile phone, but just picked up a certain Gu's mobile phone to unlock it, and suddenly felt that the temperature behind him plummeted, and there was a cold killing aura slowly approaching.

"Lin Yanyan, what are you doing?"

"No- nothing, I'll check something on your phone." Yan Yan put down Gu Dongyang's mobile phone casually, but in fact, he was already in a cold sweat, and the three souls went to the two souls.

"What are you looking for?" Gu Dongyang's eyes were filled with suspicion.

"Check - check the price of eggs, I'll go to the vegetable market later." Yan Yan said nonsense casually.

"Really?" He picked up his phone to unlock it and check it, but fortunately, he was quick and had returned to the desktop with one click from the call log interface.

"Hmm!" Yan Yan's eyes were sincere.

"Isn't your phone on the couch?" Gu Dongyang still didn't believe it.

"Oh, I was in a hurry, I didn't find it at once." Yan Yan's face was innocent, and if the errand of peeking at other people's phones was really exciting, she quickly took her own phone and retracted it into the room.

"You're not going to buy eggs?" Gu Dongyang asked in a loud voice.

"I'll go later!" Yan Yan obviously needs to calm down.

The time was very short just now, and she didn't see anything at all, but there was a vague word "Shen" that seemed to appear a few times, and this word made people reverie a wide range, it could be a leader or friend of his "Shen", or it could be his ex-girlfriend Shen Duqing.

But Yan Yan is not the kind of little woman who has no wind and waves, she pays attention to seeing is believing in everything she does, she lay on the bed and thought about it for a long time and didn't think of anything abnormal about Gu Dongyang, so she took a nap early.

"Lin Yanyan, did you contract the cucumbers and eggs of the entire vegetable market today?" In the afternoon, Yan Yan made a purchase as promised, and Gu Dongyang was dumbfounded when she saw her booty.

"No, I bought an old woman's, it's not expensive anyway, I'll take it all." Yan Yan began to tell the story.

"You don't know how pitiful she is, she still has to provide for her grandson to study when she is in her seventies." The voice is full of emotion.

"He has no children?" A certain Gu had no doubts at all.

"Hey, don't mention it, the white-haired man sends the black-haired man." Yan Yan pretended to sigh.

"That's pretty pathetic, we should buy more." Gu Dongyang finished loading the goods.

"yes!" Yan Yan glanced at him secretly, and there was a hint of cunning in the corners of her eyes.

"But how do you eat all these cucumbers and eggs?" Gu Dongyang began to feel distressed again.

"It's okay, I'll leave this to me." Yan Yan shoulders her own mission.

"Why don't we give some to someone else?" Gu Dongyang made another suggestion.

"How can this be given away, her cucumbers are grown by herself, and the eggs are born by local chickens, all of which are pure natural and pollution-free good things, and it is difficult to buy them on the market."

"Besides, how high the living standard of people is now, it's okay for you to send something valuable, who has nothing to do to deliver food!" The head of what Yan Yan said was the Tao.

"Also, this food delivery homonym is to send money, not good, wealth - you have to keep it yourself." The nonsense is as true as the truth, and I worship myself a little bit in an instant.

"Oh, well, then you can figure it out!" Someone was successfully brainwashed.

So, their refrigerator is occupied by cucumbers and eggs, and during this week, they eat boiled eggs, fried eggs, tea leaves, eggs, mixed cucumbers, pickled cucumbers, vinegared cucumbers, steamed eggs, scrambled eggs, poached eggs, fried cucumbers, stewed cucumbers, boiled cucumbers, and boiled cucumbers.

In short, it's eggs and cucumbers, cucumbers and eggs.

Also, don't put the words egg and cucumber in front of them within a year, don't say it, someone wants to vomit.

……

At nine o'clock in the morning, the always rigorous Lanfeng Technology was very lively, everyone was busy whispering to each other, and no one worked seriously.

"Hey! See the latest notice from the company? ”

"Looked."

"Why did you say that Gu Dongyang suddenly became the project manager of the development department?"

"Who knows what he did in private."

"That's it, it's only been half a year since I came."

"Not necessarily, I think he's working hard."

"That is, after he came, our company released two new APPs in half a year, and the response was very good!"

"Yes, Mr. Li values him very much."

"I think there is an omen, you see that his car allocation is manager-level."

"Now Wang Kaiming is miserable, I thought I was sure to win!"

"Yes, let's wait and see the show!"

"Ahem-" Gu Dongyang walked into the office, but no one noticed, he cleared his throat and reminded everyone not to talk about himself in person.

"Gu Dongyang is here!" A clerk girl found out about his arrival and hurried to inform everyone.

In less than 10 seconds, the office was back to normal, and everyone seemed busy, as if nothing had just happened.

Gu Dongyang snorted coldly in his heart, if someone is here, he will definitely drink that the people in their company are really TM can win the Oscar for the best actor, and the professional quality is admirable.

"Wang Kaiming, please inform everyone that the meeting will be held in the small conference room in 10 minutes." Gu Dongyang knocked on the table of the King of Glasses.

"Oh-okay, Manager Gu!" Wang Kaiming is pretending to be busy on the computer, but his mouth is also very fast, although he has 100,000 reasons in his heart to ask, but on the surface he still pretends to be calm and quiet.

In the small conference room, the employees of the development department were present one by one.

"I know everyone was surprised to receive this notice, in fact, I, like everyone, only found out last night."

"But since Mr. Li sincerely arranged for me to take this position, I can only accept it gladly, I have not been in the company for a long time, everyone may have doubts about my arrangement, if there is, please put it forward on the spot now, of course, if you don't mention it now, I will pass it as everyone, and I must not mention it again in the future." Gu Dongyang glanced at everyone neatly, but no one seemed to plan to speak.

"Now I will announce the latest organizational structure of this department, Wang Kaiming, deputy project manager, Song Wei, project assistant, Xu Yawen channel commissioner......"

"There is another purpose for bringing everyone together today, the company plans to develop a weight loss software in the near future, and you will go separately to prepare." Gu Dongyang handed the materials that had been prepared long ago to Song Wei as he spoke, and Song Wei immediately got up and handed out one each.

……

Three days later, the small conference room of Lanfeng Technology

"Manager Gu, according to the preliminary data we have counted in the past two days, there are about 127 slimming apps that have been launched on the market, including seven-day weight loss, love thinning, yoga, how to eat more and more thin, run, eight glasses of water a day and other software, the content they provide is from the aspect of exercise or diet habits to achieve the purpose of weight loss."

Among these software, only "Love Thin" is a combination of diet and exercise, which is a more promising product, and our company can use it as a basic model for in-depth development and refinement of all aspects. Xu Yawen made a brief feasibility statement.

"You mean plagiarism?" Gu Dongyang's expression seemed to be smiling rather than smiling, which was elusive.

"No—I mean the basic model can be borrowed." Xu Yawen held a small heart, not knowing that the newly appointed manager Gu Da would not be taboo.

"Oh, is it? Why don't you say, 'There is a big copy of the world's articles, see if you can copy it'? Gu Dongyang came to a common saying, and the corners of his mouth were playful.

"This-" At this time, the air condensed and the aura was sluggish, Xu Yawen didn't know how to answer, and looked at Wang Kaiming helplessly.

"Manager Gu, what Xiao Xu means is that we can start from this direction, and then develop a set of our own APP, which can start from many aspects, exercise, diet, work and rest time, daily life tips, etc., our company is so strong, how can the things made be the same as the software of that small company?" The old fritter king Kaiming struggled to save the scene.

"Yes—yes, that's what I meant, Mr. Cheng!" Xu Yawen agreed.

"Do you mean to make an upgraded version of 'love thin'?" Gu Dongyang raised his eyebrows.

"Aren't you afraid of the industry sneering, the media picking on thorns, and users complaining?" Gu Dongyang laughed so hard that it made people hairy.

"Let's think about it again ——, total, it's really a bit underconsidered, and I'll hand you a new plan in two days." Wang Kaiming was defeated and hung his head.

"From now on, what I say will be kept secret!" Gu Dongyang sat down and started his own show.

"First, Xu Yawen, you and Wang Junyu set up a team to thoroughly study the software "Love Thin" and form a report on the detailed data of all aspects; Second, Fang Yun, you ask the marketing department to do a market survey of 1,000 people, the survey subjects are mainly young white-collar workers, students, housewives, etc., of which 200 are to investigate the middle-aged and elderly and gold-collar and above classes, the content is what kind of exercise and diet you like, how to exercise is more convenient, what kind of exercise is needed, what effect you hope to achieve, etc., and similarly, form a statistical report to me; Third, the design team immediately recruited two young UI designers with high salaries to be responsible for this case; Fourth, Song Wei, you contact WeChat, QQ, Sina Weibo, Taobao and JD.com's foreign cooperation departments, and let them authorize them to become our cooperative websites, and users can directly choose to log in with their accounts with one click, the fifth ......"

Gu Dongyang said it compactly, but it was very organized, and the whole conference room only heard the sound of keyboard tapping, for fear of missing a word.

"In the end, who has anything to add?" Gu Dongyang was about to finish, everyone looked at each other and was silent, the worship of Gu Dongyang had risen to the top of their heads, how could there be those doubts before.

"If not, the meeting will be dismissed, and Wang Kaiming and Song Wei will stay." Everyone got up and disbanded, and went their separate ways.

"The two of you immediately contact the person in charge of 'Love Thin', and you will ...... whatever method you use" Wang Kaiming and Song Wei exchanged glances, not knowing that Gu Dongyang was still holding back such a trick, and they were secretly ashamed of themselves, and it was really not everyone who could be the project manager.

……

"There's only one cucumber left." Yan Yan was overjoyed at the refrigerator.

"Really?" When Gu Dongyang heard this, he immediately came over to watch, and the smile he hadn't seen for a long time finally resurfaced.

"Come on, one and a half!" He took out the cucumber, and a triumphant smile lingered on his lips, as if to accomplish a sacred mission.

"Crunch-" Sniff snapped from it.

"It's done!" They complete the ultimate mission.

……

"That, daughter-in-law, it doesn't seem that the cucumber was washed just now, right?" Someone is an afterthought.

"It's fine!"

"Do you think there will be roundworms?" Someone is still worried.

"It's fine!"

"You don't want to keep roundworms in your stomach to lose weight, do you?" Someone suddenly remembered Zheng Xiuwensheng's strange weight loss method of swallowing roundworms in "Slimming Men and Women".

"You're disgusting!" Miss Lin glared at her with disgust.