Chapter 140: A love letter that you know is powerful as soon as you hear the name
""Five Hundred Selected Love Letters"? Well? Pirated books? Ye Jun took the book in Zhou Qi's hand, looked down at it, and sure enough, he didn't find the publishing house and other relevant materials in the book. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
In this world, due to the increased control of copyright, pirated books have almost disappeared, and major bookstores basically do not see this kind of pirated books. Only bookstores called "used book stalls" like Lao Wangtou at the back door of the fourth middle school will have this kind of pirated books.
Zhou Qi crossed his hands on his hips and made a smug gesture,
"I spent a lot of time digging these books out of the bookstore of Lao Wangtou at the back door of the school!"
"Don't underestimate a pirated book just because it's a pirated book! I can guarantee that you will never find a second copy of this book in all the bookstores in Jiangming City! Don't judge a book by its cover! Connotation is the ultimate thing! As a book, it's the content that counts! ”
Zhou Qi took the "Selected Five Hundred Love Letters" in Ye Jun's hand, and opened one of the pages casually,
"Look at it! Every sentence above is excellent! Every sentence can become a classic! But you've never seen it! These classic love letter sentences can't be so obscure at all, as long as they come out, they will definitely be learned and used by the world! But we haven't even heard a single of these classic sentences! It's like a book from another dimension! The people of this world have never seen it at all! Otherwise, it would be impossible to explain why such a good book would be so famous. ”
"Look at it! For example, this sentence, 'You are the wind, I am the sand breeze, the sand is fluttering, the wind is blowing, the sand is flying, the wind is flying, the wind is flying over the Tianshan Mountains, and the sand is chasing after the Tianshan!' See! How awesome! And this one! 'I love you, I love you like a mouse loves rice'! What a vivid parable! Also rhymes! The man who wrote this book is nothing short of a genius! It's hard to imagine that such a good book should be so famous. Zhou Qi sighed in admiration.
Ye Jun nodded in agreement,
"Well, that sounds pretty good, so do you want to write it now?"
"Of course! It's better to act than to be excited! Take advantage of the lunch break now to write it and send it over before the afternoon class! If it goes well, you can get the results in the evening! Besides, late will change! You said it yourself, that girl has so many suitors, aren't you afraid that you will be slow to start? ”
"Good! Let's start writing now! Ye Jun took out a pen and paper from his schoolbag, and the two of them stood directly in front of the small table on the edge of the dojo and began to write.
"This sentence, this sentence is very good'You ask me how much I love you, how much I love you.'" My love is unwavering, my love is unchanging, and the moon represents my heart. 'Affectionate enough! I'm going to be impressed! ”
"The phrase 'I love you, I love you, like a mouse loves rice' is very good! Plus plus! ”
……
"That's it! Finish! Ye Jun pinched the love letter that took a whole afternoon to write.
"Excellent! There is still half an hour to go! You can put it in her drawer before she gets to the classroom! Ye Jun had an excited look on his face.
"Zhou Qi! Are there any envelopes? "How can this be so hard for me? Of course I have! Since I can ask you to write love letters, of course I am fully prepared! Zhou Qi took out a white letter from his schoolbag.
"Well, since you've got it all ready, can't you prepare a nice envelope?" Ye Jun pinched the one with disgust on his face, which was obviously an envelope at the entrance of the school.
"Minister! How many times have I said it! It's the connotation that counts! Don't pay too much attention to your appearance! Imagine that girl saw such an ordinary and ordinary love letter, she must have thought that it was one of those cookie-cutter Internet love stories, and then when she opened it, that sense of contrast could instantly increase the lethality of this love letter by several grades! ”
"Well, it seems to make some sense."
Zhou Qi looked down and stuffed the love letter that had been written for an afternoon into the white envelope, and couldn't help but think in his heart:
"Actually, that envelope was when I went to the small shop at the school gate in the morning to buy steamed buns, and the aunt of the small store didn't have change to find me, so she stuffed me with an envelope......"
……
Ye Jun walked on the stairs of the junior high school teaching building, holding the pocket containing the love letter with one hand.
"Take it! Ling Xin! Eat me, a shocking cry, ghosts, gods, super invincible thunderbolts, ancient and unique, today, there is an underground and no ultimate love letter attack! ”
Ye Jun, who was walking with his head down, shouted in his heart, just like in some anime novels, the name of the move must be shouted when the ultimate move is released.
Ye Jun was very familiar with Ling Xin's class, and basically came several times a day, so Ye Jun was very familiar with the road and walked to the door of Ling Xin's class in a short time.
But......
"Uh, why did she come so early?! Aren't you usually stepping on the class bell to wake up late? Now there are more than 20 minutes until the start of class! There aren't many people in the classroom yet! ”
Ye Jun lowered his head and thought,
"What to do? Do you want to go in and give it to her in person? ”
But immediately he shook his head and thought,
"No, no, no, isn't it equivalent to confessing in public if you give it in person? So what's the point of a love letter? However, she sat in the seat again...... Ye Jun looked sideways at the girl who was sleeping soundly on the seat in the classroom.
...... "Why are you here?" Didn't we close the deal in the morning? Ning Rou looked at Ye Jun who was blocking her from entering the classroom with a strange expression.
"I'm here to ask you for a favor, huh...... Think of it as 'after-sales service'. ”
"What's the busy, you say I'll think about it first."
"Help me give this to her." Ye Jun handed the white letter in his pocket to Ning Rou.
"Huh? Letter? Ning Rou seemed to react instantly, revealing an interested smile.
"Are you kid finally going to take action? I thought you'd be looking at her picture for a while. Ning Rou raised her eyebrows.
"Well, it's not impossible to help you go."
…… Ning Roujing walked into the first and third classes of Ling Xin's junior high school.
"Huh? Sister Rou? What are you doing here? First, Tranquility, who was sitting next to Ling Xin doing exercises, saw her.
Ning Rou waved her hand and pointed to the girl who was sleeping soundly on her stomach.
"I'm looking for her."
"Oh." Tranquility just answered and didn't pay any more attention.
"Xiaoxin, Xiaoxin." Ning Rou rubbed Ling Xin's exposed cheeks. Originally, the next class was Teacher Lin's class, and Ling Xin, who had been bitten by a snake, didn't dare to sleep much, and woke up after being pinched a few cheeks by Ning Rou.
"Hmm......? Sister Rou? What are you doing here? Ling Xin said and yawned.
"Oh, I'm here to be a postman." Ning Rou said and took out the letter. (To be continued.) )