Chapter 139: Confession Battle
"Confession?" Ye Jun muttered and repeated. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"That's right! That's right! It's a confession! "Zhou Qi, this is the first time I've seen such a confused president in a year, can it be said that love is really a wonderful thing? Even if it's one-sided......
Anyway, I was really blind just now, and I can't see that the minister's mental state is wrong, and I deserve to be beaten now.
"But...... She has many suitors, and it is said that when she was in elementary school, people came to confess every day, and she rejected them all. Of course Ye Jun was happy with the girl's attitude that no one accepted, but this also made him unable to start!
"Minister! Are you still the minister I know?! You're like a down-and-out old man now! Nothing vibrant! More like a defeated rooster! Oh no, you lost yourself without even trying, you're not even as good as a! Zhou Qi scolded very vigorously as he hated iron but not steel.
"If you don't try, how do you know you're going to fail?! If you try, you're likely to fail. But if you don't even try, you're bound to fail! Zhou Qi's impassioned voice echoed in the empty dojo.
"If you try, there is still a chance to live, and if you don't try, you will fail? I didn't expect you to say such philosophical words occasionally Zhou Qi. Ye Jun seemed to come out of the melancholy, showed a relaxed smile and smiled.
"Well, don't think I don't know you're taking the opportunity to scold me! The scolding just now was quite enjoyable! Who do you say is the chicken? ”
"Uh......" Zhou Qi touched his nose weakly.
"However, I'm not an unreasonable person, Zhou Qi, you were helping me just now, and scolding a few words was just to stimulate me."
Yes? When did the president become so talkative and empathetic?
Zhou Qi, who was ringing the alarm bell in his heart, hurriedly jumped two meters away
"Holy! Calm down, Minister! My eyes and stomach are still hurting when you were so heavy just now! Besides, I'm injured, who's going to help you! ”
"Who said I'm going to beat you up?" Ye Jun spread out his hands.
"Am I the kind of minister who beats people indiscriminately? Every time I beat you, it's you asking for yourself, okay? For example, just now, when I was in a bad mood, I bumped into it, didn't you blame yourself? Besides, you said it yourself, I still need your help now, how could I beat you? ”
Saying that, Ye Jun showed a smile of unknown meaning, and from Zhou Qi's point of view, for a moment, he could see that there was a shadow on Minister Ye Jun's face full of kind smiles......
"Of course, if you can't help, that's another story. There is no one who can help find a way to solve your worries, and it would be nice to have an extra punching bag to get out of your anger. Ye Jun smiled very brightly.
"Uh, Minister Ye Jun, what are you talking about?! Your business is my business! Our karate club is a family that loves each other! How could I not help you?! Zhou Qi slapped his chest with a righteous look.
"Besides, one more person has more strength! I'm sure I can think of a perfect plan for you, Minister! ”
"You know?" Ye Jun looked at Zhou Qi beside him suspiciously, he was just teasing the nervous Zhou Qi on a whim, but at this time, he actually saw the other party looking so confident, Ye Jun couldn't help but ask suspiciously.
"I remember you've never been in a relationship either."
"Just because I've never been in a relationship doesn't mean I don't understand! I'm the man who reads the guide before playing the game! Zhou Qi looked full of confidence.
"Minister, wait for me!" As he spoke, he ran into the locker room on the side of the dojo.
There is a utility room, which is generally used to store some exercise equipment, such as barbell sandbags, and there is a very large cabinet inside, which allows members to put some personal belongings.
Sure enough, after Zhou Qi ran into the room, there was a sound of rummaging through the cabinets.
With Zhou Qi's excited shout, "Found it!" ”
Then Ye Jun saw him running back with a cardboard suitcase.
"What is this?" Ye Jun squatted down and looked down at the box that Zhou Qi had just held, and the cardboard box full of books was actually full of books.
""100% Countermeasures for Love"? "A Love Mantra Every Day"? "Three Years of Simulated Five Years of Love"? Ye Jun glanced at the covers of several books placed on it.
"Minister, don't look at that yet! Those are late-game raiders! Take it one step at a time! What you're looking at is...... I'm looking for ......," Zhou Qi buried his head in the cardboard box, taking out a book and rummaging through it.
"Oh! Got it! This is it! ”
"Five Hundred Selected Love Letters?" Ye Jun turned his head to look at Zhou Qi suspiciously,
"You asked me to write love letters? No, no, she basically receives a love letter every day, although she reads them all, but she doesn't accept them without discrimination, just like confessing in person. ”
"Minister, you are stupid! Writing love letters is the best way to confess these days! Think about it, confessing in public can indeed show your courage and sincerity to the girl, and you still have no stage fright in front of so many onlookers, and even say something in public, such as 'If you don't promise me, I won't get up', it is very sincere on the surface, isn't it? ”
Zhou Qi continued after seeing Ye Jun nodding.
"Actually, it's a big mistake! It may also make the girl think that you are pushing her! It's easy to arouse the other party's rebellious mentality! ”
"Well, it seems to make some sense." Ye Jun lowered his head and thought about it, and echoed.
"And Minister Ye Jun, do you still lack guts, do you still lack domineering? Look at these pectoral muscles, look at these abdominal muscles, do you still need to show your manly side through some means of public confession? Not at all! What you need is tenderness! Do you understand tenderness?! ”
"You are not afraid to say it in public, but you choose to express your love silently when you confess it in public, so you can show your thoughtfulness very well! Someone else writing a love letter may make the girl feel that she doesn't have the courage to say it in public, but someone will think that the minister will not dare to say it in public?! Maybe that girl will have a crush on you because of this one detail?! ”
"Having a good impression is the first step to success! Don't underestimate these details, details determine success or failure! "Even though you seem to have a good point, why do I always have the feeling that you're fooling me?" Ye Jun looked at Zhou Qi in front of him.
"O conscience of heaven and earth! O my minister! What good is it for me to fool you? Can't there be less suspicion and more sincerity between people? Besides, you can't figure out a solution yourself, so why don't you want to trust me once and try my way? ”
"Well, it's my fault, right? You go on, so isn't it time to write love letters next? ”
"That's right! Every mistake! But this is not your average love letter that can be perfunctory. ”
Zhou Qi raised the book "Five Hundred Selected Love Letters" in his hand.
"So you'll need it now!" (To be continued.) )