All this happened so suddenly that Zhen Yaofeng had not recovered from the shock. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Just now, an alien named Rab 1414 turned himself into a roll of toilet paper in order to prove the power of the water cannon.

The worst thing is that the alien told himself that if he didn't find all the other aliens who had gone crazy because of eating spicy noodles within a year, Rab would turn all the humans into toilet paper.

"So... The news I've just seen is true... Aliens are coming to Earth? The purpose of coming to Earth is to steal spicy strips? ”

In fact, Zhen Yaofeng has always believed that there are aliens in this world, and he has been particularly interested in unsolved mysteries and extraterrestrial life since he was a child, under the influence of columns such as exploring cheap and approaching pit studies, but the appearance of Rab 1414 just now is too strange, and what he said is also incomprehensible.

"What can I do? Don't let me tell anyone else before Rab 1414 turns into toilet paper, if I go to the police now, will it make other aliens that Rab has just come to turn into toilet paper? ”

Zhen Yaofeng craned his neck and looked around, for fear that other aliens would jump out and "biu~" him.

Aliens are already terrifying, and aliens with mental illness are even more difficult to mess with, Zhen Yaofeng thought about it, but he still picked up the roll of spicy toilet paper in fear, threw it into his schoolbag with the water gun, and ran home quickly.

……

Zhen Yaofeng's family lives in an old residential building with slag on the opposite side of the building, and there is a row of barbecue restaurants, and at night the smoke is so smoky that the smell of closed windows can waft into the house.

He has always believed that the reason for his poor grades is because of the spicy taste of barbecue.

However, the most important reason is Zhen Yaofeng's family environment.

Zhen Yaofeng's father, Zhen Yaofei, was a worker in a local tannery, and later after the owner of the tannery ran away with his sister-in-law, Zhen Yaofei became a jobless vagrant, and since then he has been in a slump, doing nothing, carrying wine bottles everywhere to drink, and the main source of income for the whole family is on Zhen Yaofeng's mother Cao Xin.

Cao Xin is an accountant in a small company, and his salary is okay, but he can barely support the living expenses of his family.

The two worked hard when they were young, and they cared less about Zhen Yaofeng, and by the time they found out that they should spend more time with their son, their son was already in high school.

……

At this time, Cao Xin was frying in the kitchen with an apron, Zhen Yaofei was sitting on the sofa watching TV in a big vest, and there was half a bottle of two pots and a small plate of peanuts on the coffee table.

"I'm back!"

Zhen Yaofeng opened the door, flew into his room, locked the door, his heart was pounding, and his eyes kept the schoolbag in his hand.

"Xiaofeng, why did you come back so late today? What did you do? Cao Xin's voice sounded outside the door.

"Didn't do anything... The teacher didn't finish the question... It's too late..."Zhen Yaofeng leaned against the door and hesitated.

"Then come out to eat, review quickly after eating, and take the college entrance examination soon, don't have a serious matter!"

"Got it, here it is!"

……

Hearing the footsteps of his mother Cao Xin go away, Zhen Yaofeng carefully opened the schoolbag and took out the roll of toilet paper and the green water gun inside, he felt like he had brought the two bombs back to the house.

He was very sure that what had just happened was true, and that he was on a mission to save all of humanity.

In order for humans not to turn into toilet paper, he had to find all the aliens who had gone crazy after eating spicy strips within a year, and the important thing was that he couldn't talk about it to anyone else.

Looking at the water gun and toilet paper in front of him, Zhen Yaofeng actually felt a trace of excitement, and he suddenly had a feeling that he was a savior.

Calm, be calm, don't let anyone know about it.

Suppressing his excitement, he put the water gun and toilet paper in the drawer, and then sat back on the bed and breathed a sigh of relief.

When Zhen Yaofeng was a child, like other children, he always thought that he had something different.

He thinks he has superpowers, once Zhen Yaofei fought with his friends against the landlord, Zhen Yaofeng deliberately stood behind Zhen Yaofei in order to let his father Zhen Yaofei grasp the cards.

As a result, Zhen Yaofei returned to the spring, and Zhen Yaofeng finally woke up after being beaten by a fat beating, he didn't have any superpowers, he was just like everyone, he was an ordinary person.

Until after today's events.

"I can't believe that Spicy Strip has such a big impact on aliens that it can make aliens go crazy... If science and technology are developed in the future, and a spaceship is pulled to space, then human beings will not be able to conquer the galaxy? Zhen Yaofeng thought to himself.

"Come out to eat!"

Hearing his mother greet him in the living room, Zhen Yaofeng hurriedly opened the door and walked out.

……

At the dinner table, Cao Xin sat between the father and son, constantly putting vegetables into Zhen Yaofeng's bowl.

"My son eats more, he is so tired from studying, now is the most critical time, hold on!"

Zhen Yaofeng looked at Cao Xin with an expectant look, and felt guilty in his heart.

"Mom, I've been down for a whole year, and I guess there's no hope..."

Zhen Yaofei on the side heard this, took a sip of white wine, and said drunkenly with a red face: "You just don't have confidence!" What happened to the penultimate second? Back then, you and I were the first in the class, and you must not be bad with this gene! ”

Zhen Yaofeng said with a black line on his face: "Don't you talk about your kindergarten when you are old?" Your undergraduate diploma is still because I studied in primary school for 18 years, and then the principal didn't have a relationship to do it for you, and it would be good if I could graduate with this gene. ”

Cao Xin glanced at Zhen Yaofei with a look of hatred and steel: "Anyway, son, you can inherit anyone's genes, don't be like your father, a big man doesn't go out to work at home all day long, so he knows how to drink and drink!" When I retire, I'll see what you drink! ”

Zhen Yaofei stopped making a sound when he heard this, just drank hard, and the peanuts in his mouth were rattling, as if he was protesting against Cao Xin's words.

After entering the third year of high school, Zhen Yaofeng's grades changed from the third to the second, and since then, when he returns home every day, Zhen Yaofeng can talk to his parents during meal time, and the rest of the time he has been bored in his own room, pretending to be diligent and hardworking.

Zhen Yaofeng also wanted to study hard and fight for his family, but as soon as he opened the textbook, he felt uncomfortable and just wanted to sleep, and his grades were already poor, so he naturally indulged himself.

"At least my education method is unique...," Zhen Yaofei muttered as he touched his bald head.

Zhen Yaofeng put his head on the table: "I almost died because of your old 'white and black' education method, and you didn't mention your education method..."

The so-called white plus black education method was born out of inspiration after Zhen Yaofei saw the advertisement for white plus black cold medicine, and I believe that advertising slogan is not unfamiliar to everyone.

"Take white tablets during the day and don't fall asleep; Take black tablets at night and sleep fragrantly"

Zhen Yaofei discovered the reversibility of this cold medicine, so he used it on his son Zhen Yaofeng, so that he could take white tablets every night so that he could use more time to study, Zhen Yaofeng was sent to the hospital after not sleeping for a week.

"Thanks to the strength, otherwise Xiao Feng would have really hung last time..."Cao Xin sighed on the side.

As soon as he heard Dali's name, Zhen Yaofeng put down the dishes and chopsticks, only to find that the family of four in the house was missing.

"Where's the mighty one? Why aren't you at home? ”

The white and black incident caused Zhen Yaofeng to faint in the toilet, if he hadn't rushed into the school to attract the attention of the security guards and teachers, Zhen Yaofeng would have hung up a long time ago.

Cao Xin said while eating: "I ran out to play again, I guess I'll be back soon... You're not at home during the day, and you're running out every day. ”

Before the words fell, there was a rustling sound outside the door.