Lao Zhangtou looked at Ding Xiaoding's right hand that he put in his pocket, shook his head slightly and said, "Xiaoding, the signal here has been blocked by me, it's useless to call the police, the police can't control the affairs of the heavenly realm." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Hearing Lao Zhangtou's words, Ding Xiaoding was stunned.

"Looks like you still don't believe me." Lao Zhangtou took out his orchid finger and calculated, and said: "Today you went home, bought three catties of apples and two catties of bananas at the door, and bought four packs of cigarettes for your father, a total of eighty-five yuan, by the way, five yuan of the money that the boss found you was counterfeit." ”

"Isn't it?!" Ding Xiaoding hurriedly took out the money in his pocket, took out the only five-yuan banknote and carefully checked it, and sure enough, he found that the banknote was a lot thicker, and the color was bright and excessive, it was indeed fake money. "Damn, it's really fake."

"You should believe it this time, right?" Lao Zhangtou said a little proudly.

"I believe in fake money, I don't believe that you are the Jade Emperor!" Ding Xiaoding didn't need to pretend anymore, he stood up and kept his distance from Lao Zhangtou, took out his mobile phone and looked, sure enough, there was no signal, but these can be operated artificially, as long as there is money, this bureau is not impossible.

"It seems that it won't work if I don't give you some real character, Ali, you can't go." The old man waved his hand, and the giant spirit god on the side stepped forward.

"Don't mess around, I've practiced taekwondo through arm boxing since I was a child, and I hurt people when I shoot, don't blame me for not reminding you." Ding Xiaoding held his mobile phone and put on a nondescript defensive posture, staring at the giant spirit god and said without confidence in his heart.

"Don't worry, I don't mess with mortals." The giant spirit god smiled kindly, raised his right hand and said, "Brother Xiaoding, you can read carefully!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Ding Xiaoding saw a flash of light on the right arm of the Giant Spirit God, and then his fist, which was not too small, suddenly swelled, like blowing up a balloon, and in the blink of an eye, the fist grew bigger than his own head, and compared with the entire body of the Giant Spirit God, it looked extremely discordant.

"The true appearance of the giant spirit god is six meters tall, and this is just a drizzle." Lao Zhangtou looked at the stunned Ding Xiaoding and said with a smile: "How is it?" This fist is a fake, if you don't believe it, you can touch it. ”

"Brother Ding, do you want to try?" The giant spirit god shook his sandbag-sized fist up and down, and asked with some excitement.

Ding Xiaoding's three views were instantly shattered by the fist of the giant spirit god, and the strength of his whole body seemed to be drained, and he sat down on the sofa with a slump of butts, and asked with a crying voice: "Two masters, are you human beings or ghosts?" There is a debtor and a debtor, but this is the first time I have seen you, and I don't want to be so frightening. ”

He didn't believe that Zhang Guangfei had put so much effort into rectifying him and used all the high-tech. Besides, the fist of the giant spirit god has grown bigger under Ding Xiaoding's nose, and it is genuine, so Ding Xiaoding can't believe it.

"Xiaoding, don't be afraid, we are immortals, good friends with humans, and we won't harm you." Lao Zhangtou sat forward like a magic stick, and said bewildermently: "On the contrary, we will not only not harm you, but also help you realize the values and ideals of life." ”

"I'm just a scumbag waiting for death, I don't have any ideals in life, and I don't need to achieve any value. That one...... Jade Emperor, you can do it, treat me like a fart, let it go. In Ding Xiaoding's cognition, only dogs are good friends of humans, and he doesn't dare to believe a word of Lao Zhangtou's words.

Without waiting for the old man to open his head to speak, Ding Xiaoding raised his hand and continued: "Don't worry, my mouth is as tight as a dead man." I swear, I'll turn around and forget today's events, let's treat them as if we've never seen each other, please bother to find someone who is bold, I really can't do this. ”

"This can't be done, the reason why I chose you is God's decision, I can't be the master." The old man shook his head again and again.

"Didn't you say you were the Jade Emperor? God is you, what can't be the master? ”

"God and God mean two things, you are a choice made by God, I can't interfere." The old man's face was helpless, but there was a hint of schadenfreude in his eyes.

Ding Xiaoding looked at the oversized fist of the Giant Spirit God, and only after a while did he sigh as if he was appointed, and said, "Okay, even if I accept my fate, what can I do to help you as an ordinary man?" You are all immortals, you have just figured out my situation, my own life is a mess now, how can I help you? ”

"You have it." The old man smiled cheaply on his side face.

"What do I have? Except for the parts on my body, you can take everything else if you need it. Ding Xiaoding threw the cash wallet and mobile phone in his trouser pocket on the coffee table, thinking that he could break the fortune and avoid disaster.

"We are immortals, not robbers." Lao Zhangtou glanced at Ding Xiaoding speechlessly, sighed and said earnestly: "I'll tell you about the current situation in the Three Realms first, after you listen carefully, if you are still unwilling to help, then we will think of other ways." ”

"You say." Ding Xiaoding made up his mind, no matter what Lao Zhangtou said, he would not wade into this troubled water.

After taking a sip of red wine, Lao Zhangtou began to talk leisurely.

"At the beginning of the birth of the universe, there was a primordial spirit that was innate and mixed, and the spiritual aperture was first opened, and gradually became enlightened. After many lifetimes of practice, this primordial spirit finally achieved complete merit and the Dharma path was natural. In the long chaotic universe, the Founding Yuan Spirit became the only 'awake one', he endured unimaginable loneliness and loneliness, as if in order to complete some kind of agreed and mysterious mission, the Creation Yuan Spirit used supreme spiritual power to accept four disciples respectively, and taught them the method of cultivation. The eldest Hongyun, cultivates 'Xuan Qing Qi', the second Chaos cultivates 'Xuan Lingqi', the third Nuwa cultivates 'Xuan Air', and the fourth Lu pressure cultivates 'Xuan Ming Qi'. ”

"Aren't these all myths and legends?" Ding Xiaoding couldn't help but interrupt when he heard this.

The old man glanced at Ding Xiaoding, raised his finger and pointed to the fist of the giant spirit god that had not disappeared, Ding Xiaoding reacted at this time, there were two genuine immortals in front of him, and nodded awkwardly and said, "When I didn't say it, you keep going." ”

Lao Zhangtou continued: "Hongyun Ancestor has three disciples, Taishang Laojun is in charge of the human sect, Yuan Shi Tianzun is in charge of the exposition of the sect, and the master of the Tongtian Sect is in charge of intercepting the sect. Ten thousand years ago, the founding Yuan Ling and the four great disciples traveled the universe without a trace, and after disappearing without a trace, the Tongtian Sect Master listened to the slanderous rumors of many of his disciples, and set up two formations of 'Zhu Xian' and 'Ten Thousand Immortals', and tried to rule the Three Realms, and was later defeated by the joint efforts of Yuan Shi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun with the method of one gasification and three clearings, and sealed on the thirty-four heavens. ”

"Immortals also fight?" Ding Xiaoding talked a lot again.

"Where there are interests, there is fighting, and there are many immortals who can't pass the level of selfish desires, which is not surprising." Lao Zhangtou sighed slightly.

"Since that Tongtian Sect Master has been sealed, why did you still come down from the sky?" Ding Xiaoding's curiosity was aroused.

Lao Zhangtou looked up at the air, his eyes seemed to be able to penetrate time and space, and he said in a flat tone with a hint of anger: "A few years ago, the Tongtian Sect Master quietly opened the seal under the cooperation of many of his disciples, and laid down the 'Ten Thousand Directions Rest Death Array' with blood, sealed the Yuan Shi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun on the thirty-three heavens, and then attacked Rulai and Bodhi Patriarch, severely injured the two, and then led many disciples and demons and monsters to fight against the Heavenly Court, reshuffle the cards, and rule the Three Realms. ”

"If the Buddha can't kill him?" Ding Xiaoding asked in surprise.

"He sneaked up on it beforehand, so he naturally took a big advantage." Lao Zhangtou continued: "Later, I gathered all the forces of the Heavenly Court and the Buddha and Dao Realms to fight with the Tongtian Sect Master and them, and just when we were about to gain the upper hand, the Tongtian Sect Master suddenly cast the 'Heaven Sealing Array' to forcibly separate the Heavenly Realm from the Human Realm and the Earthly Realm. And the seriously injured Rulai and Bodhi Patriarch were blocked above the heavenly court, and we were defenseless, along with many disciples of the Tongtian Sect Master, we were defeated by the Heaven Sealing Array. ”

"Such a?!" Ding Xiaoding's mind came to mind the scene of the Tongtian Sect Master and many demons and monsters, fighting against the gods and immortals of the Heavenly Court and the big Buddhas such as Rulai, and he couldn't help but take a breath of cold air. "You don't want me to fight the Tongtian Sect Master, do you?"

Lao Zhang's portrait glanced at Ding Xiaoding at the idiot, "What do you think?" ”

"Definitely not." Seeing the old man's contemptuous eyes, Ding Xiaoding was relieved. "Since that Tongtian Sect Master can fight against the entire Three Realms, how can I, a mortal who is not even an ant in his eyes, help?"

"Because in the process of falling into the mortal world, many of us have been separated, only me and the giant spirit god have fallen together, I need to find a person in the world, gather everyone, and find the seven treasures in the world, put out the 'Heaven Breaking Array', break the Heaven Sealing Formation, return to Heaven, and help the Buddha and the Bodhi Patriarch. Now the two giants are our hope, and if the Tongtian Sect Master takes advantage of their injuries and seals them away, then the Three Realms will completely fall into his hands. ”

Lao Zhangtou looked at Ding Xiaoding and said solemnly: "The theory of interception by the master of the Tongtian Sect is the ultimate natural selection, survival of the fittest, and the human world will become a testing ground and killing ground for the demons and monsters under him, if it is mastered by him, the world will become a second hell." So when you help us, you're actually helping yourself. ”

"You're not kidding, just now you said that the Tongtian Sect Master ran out a few years ago, when did you go to the mortal world?" Ding Xiaoding asked.

"Half a year ago." The sincerity of the old man's face.

"In half a year, even if you return to Heaven now, the Buddha and the Bodhi Patriarch will have already been defeated." Ding Xiaoding said suspiciously.

"Xiao Ding, do you know that a day in the sky is a year in the world, although we have been in the mortal world for half a year, but in the heavenly realm, only a few hours have passed, and there are many immortals who are still in mid-air and have not landed. Although the Buddha and the Bodhi Patriarch were seriously injured, it was not a problem for them to hold on for a while, so we still had plenty of time. Lao Zhangtou looked at Ding Xiaoding and asked solemnly, "Now you can tell me your decision." ”

Ding Xiaoding took a few deep breaths, looked at Lao Zhangtou and the Giant Spirit God, and asked, "If I don't agree, what will be the effect of the burned-out contract on me?" ”

"If you don't agree, it's nothing, according to the contract, you will be unlucky for the rest of your life at most, you will be fired by the boss, you will be so depressed that you will go to ask for food, you will be cuckolded, you will not be lifted for life, and you may be beaten to eighteen layers of hell in the end."

"But you don't have to worry about the last point, maybe the day you die, the world will be occupied by the Tongtian Sect Master, and it will be your blessing to be able to go to the eighteenth layer of hell at that time." Lao Zhangtou said with a serious face.

Ding Xiaoding stared at Lao Zhangtou for a long time, wanting to see the banter in his eyes, but Lao Zhangtou's gaze was calm and full of seriousness. Ding Xiaoding finally couldn't hold it anymore, and lowered his head and said dejectedly: "Can you tell me about the content and benefits of my job?" ”

Hearing Ding Xiaoding's words, Lao Zhang grinned, he was not afraid of Ding Xiaoding's conditions now. stepped forward and patted Ding Xiaoding on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the company's welfare will definitely satisfy you." ”

Ding Xiaoding raised his head and looked at the smiling old Zhangtou, always feeling that he had just made a wrong decision that would affect his life.