"Ah, I'm here to apply. "Ding Xiaoding originally wanted to say that he was passing by, but he didn't know why, looking at the smiling old man in front of him, he didn't say anything when he reached the point where he was stunned.www.biquge.info

"Okay, okay, I've been waiting for you for a long time, come in." When the old man heard Ding Xiaoding's words, his smile became even stronger, and while talking, he walked towards the building with Ding Xiaoding.

Now Ding Xiaoding is embarrassed to leave, so he can only follow the old man to the door.

The old man raised his hand and patted the door panel and shouted, "Open the door." ”

Ding Xiaoding heard a sound of footsteps behind the door, and then the door was opened, only to see a man with a full 1.85 meters blocked the door, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, shaved an inch, and his appearance can be regarded as loyal, but his bulging muscles are daunting.

Looking at this big man, Ding Xiaoding couldn't help but take two steps back, and his guard became heavier.

"Don't be afraid, young man, this is our company's security guard, called Ali. Come, let's go into the house and talk. The old man explained with a smile and took the lead into the room.

The security guard named Ali stepped aside, looked at Ding Xiaoding and smiled innocently. Ding Xiaoding nodded and said hello, and while stepping forward, he quietly took out his mobile phone, unlocked and dialed 110, and once he found that something was wrong, Ding Xiaoding would call the police.

As soon as he entered the house, Ding Xiaoding was taken aback, from the outside, the two-story building was a few years old, but the decoration of the house was extraordinarily fashionable, with smooth marble floor tiles with gold edges, beige leather sofas, tall home theaters, curved bars in the living room, and wine cabinets full of red and white wine, as well as crystal lamps with unique shapes on the head, all surprised Ding Xiaoding.

"Sit down and have a drink?" The old man in a gray shirt came to the bar and asked casually, as if he was greeting an old friend.

"No thanks." Ding Xiaoding sat on the soft sofa, waved his hand, looked at the old man and asked, "May I ask who you are?" ”

The old man skillfully opened a bottle of dry red, poured two glasses and sat down on Ding Xiaoding's side, put the wine glass on the coffee table and said with a smile: "I am the CEO of Tianting Technology Co., Ltd., my surname is Zhang, you can call me Manager Zhang, you can also call me Lao Zhangtou." ”

"Oh, it turned out to be General Manager Zhang." Ding Xiaoding got up slightly and complimented: "Fortunately, fortunately." ”

"It's a text message I sent you today, and since you're here, it means that you're still interested in our company, right?" Lao Zhangtou took a sip of red wine and said.

"That's right." Ding Xiaoding nodded, looked left and right and asked with a little doubt: "That, take the liberty of asking, is this your home, or is it a place where the company specializes in interviewing candidates?" ”

"This is where our company is located." Old Zhang Tou shook his head and smiled.

"Work here?" Ding Xiaoding was a little surprised.

Lao Zhangtou explained with a smile: "Compared with other limited companies, our office space is indeed not too conspicuous. This is not surprising, because our company's philosophy is different from other companies, we never care about superficial efforts, and the company's proposition is to try to use every penny wisely. ”

Ding Xiaoding nodded on the surface, and secretly pouted in his heart, the office space is not only the face of the company, but also the embodiment of the company's strength, how can there be a reason to open a company at home.

"Since it's a company, where are the employees?" Ding Xiaoding looked at Lao Zhangtou suspiciously, waiting for his explanation.

Lao Zhangtou smiled slightly: "Most of the time our company's employees are running business outside, or doing research at home, and basically only go back to the company once or twice a month, and most of them come to receive salaries and bonuses. ”

"Don't come to the office every day?" Ding Xiaoding has never heard of any tech company that has such a rule.

"The times are different, the company's punch-in system has been eliminated, our company never arranges employees' time, as long as the performance and achievements are made every month, all the rules and regulations do not have to be ignored." Lao Zhangtou put down the wine glass, raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and the man named Ali hurriedly trotted up, holding a stack of forms and a few pens in his hand, and handed them to Lao Zhangtou with a respectful expression.

Lao Zhangtou looked at Ding Xiaoding and said, "Let's register the basic information first." ”

Listening to this completely free form of work, and now the interview mode that friends talk to each other, Ding Xiaoding became interested.

"Please introduce yourself first." Lao Zhangtou held the pen, picked up a form and spoke.

"My name is Ding Xiaoding, and I am 25 years old."

"Ding Qiaoxing?" The old man raised his head and repeated suspiciously.

"No, it's Ding Xiaoding."

"Ding Qiaoding?"

Ding Xiaoding said word by word: "It's not Ding Qiaoding, it's Ding Xiaoding, the size is small." ”

"Oh, I'm old and my ears are a little back, please write your name down, you can't make a mistake." Lao Zhangtou casually took out a slightly yellowed square paper and handed it forward, Ding Xiaoding picked up a pen and wrote his name neatly on the paper.

"Oh, it turned out to be Ding Xiaoding, this name is good, like an emoji." Old man Zhang said happily, and Ding Xiaoding laughed helplessly.

Picking up the square paper signed with Ding Xiaoding's yellowing, the old man grinned, and with a wave of his hand, the square paper was still in the air, and then an incredible scene appeared in front of Ding Xiaoding so abruptly. I saw that the square paper suddenly spontaneously combusted, and after burning, no ashes fell, and it directly turned into a gaseous state and dispersed in all directions.

When the square paper dissipated, Ding Xiaoding's heart suddenly chuckled, and he suddenly felt empty in his heart, as if he had lost something.

"Shredded coconut!" Old man Zhang and Ah Li slapped their hands happily when they saw that the square paper was burned out, like two old foxes after the conspiracy succeeded.

"That...... What does this mean? Ding Xiaoding asked with a puzzled face.

"Xiao Ding, I won't tell you, that piece of paper is the contract between us, since you signed it, then from now on you will be the person who speaks to our heavenly court in the world." Lao Zhangtou sat down, patted Ding Xiaoding's shoulder and said happily.

"Wait, wait, why am I a little blindfolded." Ding Xiaoding was completely confused by Lao Zhangtou, he came to apply, what is naturally easy to discuss, Lao Zhangtou doesn't need to play yin to let himself sign the contract, and Ding Xiaoding can see clearly that there are no regulations written on it, only his signature is meaningless.

Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if there are regulations on paper, but now that they are burned by Lao Zhangtou, it is nothing, Ding Xiaoding really doesn't understand what they have to be happy about.

"Xiao Ding, since the contract has been signed, then we won't hide it from you." Lao Zhangtou looked at Ding Xiaoding Zhengse and said: "Actually, Tianting Technology Co., Ltd. is not just calling casually, it is the real Tianting." And we are all immortals of the heavenly court, and I am the Jade Emperor, this is the giant spirit god who guards the gate of heaven. We have come to you this time to ask you to help and contribute to the salvation of the Three Realms. ”

Ding Xiaoding looked at the old Zhang Tou and Ali with a straight face, and asked tentatively: "General Manager Zhang, is this a special test for our company's interview?" ”

"What kind of interview is the interview, you have signed the contract, just accept the reality." Old Zhang Tou smiled slightly, "Also, General Manager Zhang's title is not good, I am the Jade Emperor, you can call me the Jade Emperor, or you can call me Lao Zhang Tou." ”

"I'm the Djinn God, you can call me Ali." The big man on the side said.

"Hehe, you're not kidding me, are you?" Ding Xiaoding's body moved backwards.

"Now that the Three Realms have reached the point of life and death, how can I have time to joke with you." Lao Zhangtou raised his right hand and pinched an orchid finger, and said seriously: "Your name is Ding Xiaoding, your father's name is Ding Zirong, and your mother's name is Liu Xuelian." You are now a sales employee of the Kangtong branch, your ex-girlfriend kicked you not long ago, and the general manager Zhang Guangfei often wears small shoes for you. Lao Zhangtou told Ding Xiaoding's general situation like an endorsement.

Ding Xiaoding has a clue now, it seems that the old man and the big man have quietly investigated themselves, and this interview is obviously a conspiracy against him. Ding Xiaoding's mind instantly flashed over several faces that he had not dealt with before, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was Zhang Guangfei's arrangement.

"Actually, God had already picked you before you came, and I calculated your situation now, did you believe it this time?" Lao Zhangtou stretched out his orchid finger in front of Ding Xiaoding and signaled.

"Believe, of course." The corners of Ding Xiaoding's mouth twitched, smiled reluctantly, quietly reached into his trouser pocket with his right hand, touched his mobile phone, and skillfully dialed the police. He had already determined that if the two in front of him were not hired by Zhang Guangfei to regulate him, they must have just escaped from a mental hospital.