Chapter 3: Who will help me kill Sun Wukong
Hu Yifei: It's average
Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Well, I'll introduce you to another weapon
Hu Yifei: You say?
Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Which is better, respected or feared? Should I say that both can't be done at the same time? Allow me to introduce the weapon that was born for this purpose, the top product of the Stark Industries "Freedom" series, the first missile system, which integrates our own self-developed technology for rapid counterattack. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Some people say that the best weapon you can never use, I respectfully express a different opinion, I think the best weapon only needs to be fired once, my father did this, the United States also did this, this reason is still correct today, find some excuses, launch such a missile once, I guarantee that the villains will definitely hide in the cave and dare not come out
Nezha: Speak human words
Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Well, FYI, Jericho missile
Hu Yifei: Occasionally
Montenegrin Old Demon: Stinky and shameless
Tony? Stark (Iron Man): For every 500 million purchases, a case of red wine is delivered, and a toast to peace
Hu Yifei: If the world is really going to be peaceful, you should be unemployed
Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Do you want more?
Hu Yifei: Worth $500 million, I'm sorry for the party and the people
Grunt...... (Private chat only)
Tony? Stark (Iron Man) adds himself as a friend
Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Yes
A single amount of "Jericho missiles, features, wipe enemies off the map, wield, Tony?" Stark (Iron Man). ”
"My dad told me that if you don't want to be beaten by others, you have to have a thicker stick than others. ”
Hu Yifei saw the red envelope and didn't dare to order it, but now he is on a bench on the side of the square inside the east gate of the Jinling Olympic Sports Center.
However, Hu Yifei still replied quickly,
Hu Yifei: Okay
Tony? Stark (Iron Man): OK
Ding-dong, ding-dong...... (Exclusive to the strongest chat group in history)
Montenegrin Old Demon: I protest, why don't you just post it in the group
Tony? Stark (Iron Man): The protest is ineffective
Nezha: I originally wanted to give you a freshly baked golden pill, but it seems that you won't need it
Hu Yifei: Who said I don't want it, send it to me, roar roar!
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Nezha: The monkey just talked to me privately, and he's leaving
Hu Yifei: Which monkey?
Nezha: Monkey King
Hu Yifei: Monkey, return me Jindan
Sun Wukong: Isn't it just a golden pill, I usually eat it as beans
Hu Yifei: You like to eat beans, I will exchange beans for gold pills with you
Sun Wukong: Exchange beans for gold pills with me, you and I will be stupid
Hu Yifei: No, no, I just heard that the brain capacity of monkey brain is relatively small
Monkey King: What do you mean?
Hu Yifei: I'm praising you
Monkey King: Oh, thank you
Hu Yifei: Can I have a private chat with you?
Monkey King: I don't talk privately with men
Hu Yifei: Then who do you chat with privately?
Sun Wukong: Talk about breast enlargement with the white bone spirit, and talk about running to the sun with Chang'e
Hu Yifei: Wow, Brother Monkey is hanging
Monkey King: Still have questions?
Hu Yifei: Isn't Nezha a man?
Sun Wukong: Before I say it, let me state that it was Hu Yifei who asked me to say it
Hu Yifei: 。。。。。。
Nezha: Okay, you say
Sun Wukong: Nezha is neither male nor female
Hu Yifei: Which one is under him/her?
Monkey King: A lotus flower in full bloom
Nezha: Whoever helps me kill Sun Wukong, I will pack the fire spear and the Qiankun circle and give it to him
Jade Emperor: I'll sign up
Black Impermanence: I signed up
Bai Wuchang: I signed up
Yama: I'll sign up
Qin Guangwang: I'll sign up
Yellow Lion: I'll sign up
Elder Jinchi: I'll sign up
Halloween Princess: I signed up
Gao Cuilan: I'll sign up
White Flower Snake Spirit: I signed up
Luli Daisen: I'll sign up
Black Bear Monster: I'm signing up
Holy Child King: I'm signing up
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Hu Yifei: Brother Monkey, you have a lot of enemies!
Sun Wukong: How can this be true, Bajie, how many times have I told you, don't use my account
Bajie: Senior brother, Master was captured by monsters
Monkey King: Nonsense, it's only been such a moment
Sha Seng: Senior brother, Master and Second Senior Brother were captured by monsters
Monkey King: Eight precepts, eight precepts......
Bajie: I'm Lao Sha, now you believe that the second senior brother has been arrested
Nezha: Stinky monkey, didn't you just say that Marshal Tianpeng boarded your account?
Sun Wukong: Yes, he was captured by the monster after he boarded my account
Nezha: 。。。。。。
Sun Wukong: I still have something to do, you can talk
Nezha: Stinky monkey, you wait for me
"This little brother, I was amazed when I saw the bronze mirror skeleton in your hand, and I love it very much, I don't know if I can cut my love."
Hu Yifei was watching the battle between Sun Wukong and Nezha, when suddenly an old voice came to his ears.
Hu Yifei raised his head and saw a white-bearded old man in a practice uniform looking at him with a smile on his face.
Hu Yifei raised the Kunlun Mirror in his hand and said with a smile: "How much money do you (honorific)?"
The white-bearded old man raised one hand and stretched out three fingers.
Hu Yifei shook his head and said: "300 million is too little"
The white-bearded old man was surprised: "Three hundred yuan"
Hu Yifei groped for the Kunlun mirror in his hand and said, "Three hundred yuan, you ran to Chaotian Palace and shouted one hundred and ninety-nine times, three hundred yuan, you go and grab it."
The white-bearded old man: "How do you know that I have a stall in Chaotian Palace?"
Hu Yifei waved his hand and said, "Goodbye"
The white-bearded old man saw Hu Yifei say to leave, he was in a hurry, with his eyesight, the ancient mirror in Hu Yifei's hand was definitely genuine, and it was priceless.
The white-bearded old man shouted, "I'll give 300,000"
Hu Yifei suddenly stopped, pinched his chin and moved a little.
The white-bearded old man added another fire, "300,000 dollars"
When Hu Yifei heard this, he clicked on the mobile phone browser and searched for the exchange rate of the US dollar against the RMB at 1975470 a speed visible to the naked eye.
The white-bearded old man said proudly, "My heart is moved, young man." ”
Hu Yifei's face was full of smiles and said, "Your surname? ”
The white-bearded old man said: "The surname of the nobleman is que, and the single name is a German character." ”
Hu Yifei said with a strange face: "Your name is Que De? ”
Que De seemed to be accustomed to strange reactions when others heard his name, and nodded: "That's right"
Hu Yifei pointed to Que De's back and said, "There are shemales!" ”
"Shemale" Que De looked back in surprise.
Hu Yifei boarded the battery car and disappeared.
Que De turned his head and stomped his feet and said, "It's really unreasonable! ”
Well, Que De looked down and saw that there was a business card on the ground, Hu Yifei, the head of the Olympic Sports Sub-station in District J of the B takeaway company, sample, I can't find you yet.
Why did Hu Yifei run so fast, not because of Que De, but because he found that the small display on his mobile phone gave him another order, and time was running out, alas, he forgot to leave the post.
Hu Yifei sprinted at the speed of 10,000 meters, rushed to the parking place above the Jinyuan Food Court in two and a half minutes, not far away a few security guards glanced at him, Hu Yifei rolled his eyes, these security guards can also take care of the parking matter, not wronged them, in the past two months, several takeaway companies have lost no less than ten battery cars, of which Hu Yifei lost three at the site.
Hu Yifei looked at the list in his hand, eighteen minutes have passed, and there are fifteen minutes left, speaking of which, Hu Yifei has to complain about the company's broken reform, before the reform, it was like this, each takeaway is given more than forty-five minutes, and it is stipulated that if it is overtime or too long, the guest can ask for a refund, and half of the refund amount will be paid by the delivery person, and the returned takeaway will be solved by the site, but you have to pay one-third of the amount, and paying one-third of the amount sounds good, but such a takeaway is either cold, Either it's too expensive, and the delivery staff doesn't want to eat it, as the stationmaster, to take the lead, Hu Yifei has to pinch his nose to eat cold rice or super expensive rice.