Nezha: Have you read the red envelope?

Hu Yifei: It's all the black goods above, I'll watch it now. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Perspective Dan, what's it?" Hu Yifei's face was amused, but in the next second, his expression froze, and a golden pill suddenly appeared on his mobile phone screen, and it still exuded bursts of fragrance.

Hu Yifei hurriedly covered the screen of his mobile phone, and when he saw that the people around him didn't notice him, he let go of his hand, stuffed the pill into his pocket, rode the battery car into the Olympic Sports Center, parked the car aside, sat on a chair, and prepared to study it seriously.

Hu Yifei touched his pocket, hey, the perspective Dan is gone.

So I hurriedly asked in the group,

Hu Yifei: The perspective pill is gone after it is put in your pocket?

Nezha: It melts when you get it, and it works in five seconds.

What, Hu Yifei raised his head when he heard this, and saw two young and beautiful girls walking over, one with long hair and the other with short hair, both holding tennis rackets in their hands, laughing as they walked.

This was a very positive scene, but when Hu Yifei's eyes looked down his neck, it instantly turned into negative energy.

A piece of white flowers, and further down, Hu Yifei is embarrassed to look at it, so ashamed!

The short-haired girl suddenly said to the long-haired girl, "Look that guy has a nosebleed." ”

The long-haired girl teased, "Who made you dress so sexy!" ”

The short-haired girl smiled wickedly when she heard this, walked up to Hu Yifei, leaned over and handed Hu Yifei a tissue and said, "You have a nosebleed." ”

That's, it's so big, God, poke my eyes blind, poof, Hu Yifei's nosebleed came out, and happiness came so suddenly.

The short-haired girl's face suddenly darkened, because Hu Yifei's nosebleed splashed on her vest, and the pure white vest seemed to be dyed with a few plum blossoms.

The long-haired girl saw that Hu Yifei's nosebleeds were spurting out, thinking that Hu Yifei was sick, and stepped forward and said with concern: "Why don't you go to the hospital to have a look." ”

Hu Yifei saw the long-haired girl approaching him, and hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Don't come near me." ”

The short-haired girl said with a stinky expression: "Su Yan, leave him alone, let's go." ”

The long-haired girl hesitated, nodded, and said, "Okay."

As soon as the two girls left, another pot-bellied man came, this time with a heavier taste.

Hu Yifei hurriedly asked Nezha,

Hu Yifei: How to cancel perspective?

Nezha: I'll send you a red envelope with an antidote in it.

Hu Yifei: Okay, you send it

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Nezha: Send it over

Hu Yifei: 。。。。。。。

Montenegro Old Demon: Let me grab it, hahaha!

Hu Yifei: The surname is black, you wait for me!

Black Mountain Demon: Do you know I'm on that plane? Have the ability to bite me!

Knock, knock...... (for work group only)

Hu Yifei found that it was a work group, clicked on it and took a look,

Dispatcher: Stationmaster, you are open Xiaodu, why don't you take takeaway orders, it's about to time out.

Hu Yifei: I'm busy, you change the list to someone else.

Dispatch: Okay, which of you wants?

Xiao Wei: How much longer?

Scheduling: 18 minutes to go

Xiao Wei: It's so short, where does it come from?

Scheduling: From Long Ji Noodle Restaurant (Jiangdong Zhongtai International Store), to Zhongtai Building 1 Unit 301

Xiao Wei: It's so close, just a few steps away!

Scheduling: Or?

Xiao Wei: Yes

Ding-dong, ding-dong...... (Exclusive to the strongest chat group in history)

Hu Yifei opened the strongest chat group in history,

Nezha: Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't need an antidote, what I just sent you is a temporary perspective pill, you can wait a little longer and you'll be fine.

Hu Yifei: How can you have a perspective Dan?

Nezha: The last time I held a peach meeting, the golden horn boy next to Taishang Laojun gave me a gourd.

Hu Yifei: Don't you have to go to work?

Nezha: I'm on duty right now!

Hu Yifei: Is there still a group of water during work hours?

Nezha: I'm rubbing, I'm the prince of the heavenly court, who dares to care about me in my water group!

Female ghost Xiaoqian: Have you forgotten about people?

Montenegrin Old Demon: Xiaoqian, I just had a private chat with my grandmother, and she promised to send you through the door as soon as possible

Female ghost Xiaoqian: Brother Fei, come and save me!

Hu Yifei: I want to save you, but how can I get there?

Female ghost Xiaoqian: Diving gods, who has the magic weapon to travel through time and space?

Queen Mother of the West: My Kunlun Mirror can travel through time and space, if you want, we will have a private chat.

Queen Mother: The knockoff above, I am the Queen Mother!

Queen Mother of the West: Is it okay for me to be born first! When I became the head of the fairies and one of the four ancient gods, the god of wind, you didn't know where it was!

Keibo: Great God, you have retired, and I am the god of wind.

Cheng Jinfeng (Fengxian): I am the real wind god

Ji Bo (Feng Bo): Where are you mixed up?

Cheng Jinfeng (Fengxian): Have you seen "Mirror Flowers"?

Keibo: I haven't seen it

Cheng Jinfeng (Fengxian): What! You look for death.

Hu Yifei: I've seen it, when I watched you abuse the heroine Tang Xiaoshan, I was so excited that I almost cried!

Cheng Jinfeng (Fengxian): Really, even if you have vision, wait a minute, I'll talk to you privately.

Hu Yifei: No, wait a minute, I'll talk to you privately.

Female ghost Xiaoqian: Dog man and woman!

Cheng Jinfeng (Fengxian): Try one more sentence!

Female ghost Xiaoqian: 。。。。。

Cheng Jinfeng (Fengxian): Count you as acquaintances! Hum!

Grunt...... (Private chat only)

Hu Yifei found out that it was the Queen Mother of the West who added himself as a friend,

Hu Yifei: Sister goddess

Queen Mother of the West: My mouth is so sweet

Hu Yifei: Your avatar is really beautiful!

Queen Mother of the West: Really? But let's talk about traveling through time and space first, can you borrow the Kunlun mirror?

Hu Yifei: Borrow

Queen Mother of the West: I'll send you a red envelope, and you'll pay me back when you run out

Hu Yifei: It's easy to say, it's easy to say

Queen Mother of the West: Yes

A single amount of "Kunlun Mirror, function, shuttle time and space, holder, Queen Mother of the West." ”

Message "Wishing you prosperity, great luck." ”

Hu Yifei clicked on the red envelope, the colorful light flashed, and the Kunlun mirror was in hand.

Queen Mother of the West: Someone in the group is looking for you

Hu Yifei: Okay

Ding-dong, ding-dong...... (Exclusive to the strongest chat group in history)

Female ghost Xiaoqian: Brother Fei, can't you save me?

Nezha: Hu Yifei, what about people?

Black Mountain Old Demon: Boy, are you scared?

Hu Yifei: Oh, black goods, when you get off work later, the master will go to clean you up

Black Mountain Demon: Do you know I'm on that plane? Have the ability to bite me!

Hu Yifei: Nezha God, why does this black guy always say that you know that I am in that time and space?

Nezha: If I can find him, he dares to show his teeth with me, and I beat him so that his mother doesn't know him

Black Mountain Old Demon: Beat me, come and beat me

Nezha: I'll take your lungs

Hu Yifei: I have the Kunlun Mirror now, but how can I find him?

Nezha: It's useless if you have a Kunlun mirror, unless you can find his portrait and take a picture with the Kunlun mirror, you can lock him

Hu Yifei: I'll just take his portrait

Black Mountain Old Demon: Fool, the avatars you see in the group are all fake

Nezha: He's right

Hu Yifei: It's not fake in the movie

Black Mountain Old Demon: What a movie

Hu Yifei: It seems that only I can find you

Black Mountain Old Demon: 。。。。。

Hu Yifei: It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I'm about to get off work, let's die, stupid bird, dare to violate the ancestral goddess

Black Mountain Old Demon: You think you are Nezha, can you beat me?

Hu Yifei: 。。。。。。

Nezha: I'll pass on your three-headed and eight-armed spells

Black Mountain Old Demon: A mortal, I am not afraid of ten more heads

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): What's wrong with mortals, believe it or not, I'm going to blow you up every minute

Old Demon of Montenegro: It's you again, Tin Man, there has been no water for so long, I thought you died on a woman's belly

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): I'm not going to die if you die, I'm so good, I just ate ten burgers

Hu Yifei: Iron Man, why don't you send me a Mark 3 steel suit, and I will teach you a lesson from the old demon of Montenegro

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): Mark 3 is still being studied, do you want Mark 2?

Hu Yifei: Due to material problems, the armor of the Mark 2 will freeze at high altitudes, which will cause the entire system to collapse

Tony? Stark (Iron Man): It's surprising that you even know that