"I'm back!"

"I want to say it every time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoSince no one in the house responded, why do you do this useless work every time you come back, and you have a problem with your brain? ”

"Don't worry about the details, it's a matter of habit. …… Besides, it doesn't take much effort to shout. Wouldn't it be a surprise if a pretty girl suddenly appeared in response? ”

“…… Well? Are you sure it's not a scare? ”

"Uh-probably."

teasing the cold young girl all the way, Bayi Yonglin, after receiving more than a dozen dizzying hand knives, Chen An finally returned to his hometown with trouble.

Not wanting to bend over and sitting on the porch, Chen An straightened up and took out the newly bought slippers from the convenience bag at hand.

"Oh, woe. These are your shoes. Put it on and come in. In recent times, this has been home. ”

Nodding his head and motioning for Woe to put on his shoes, he didn't bother to pay attention to Yonglin's murderous gaze, and took off her shoes with his hand, revealing those two white and delicate little feet.

"Hey, what are you looking at, why don't you hurry down, I have to wear shoes for you?"

"-Remember your rudeness below, bastard!"

"I heard you say this dozens of times a day, and you said that you were tired of listening to the uncle, but are you annoyed? …… Heck, don't wear that, there's new shoes, stupid. ”

Chen An gave Yonglin, who was beside him with a cold face and said cruel words, rolled his eyes, and took out a pair of small slippers from the convenience bag to replace the old large slippers that Yonglin wanted to wear. Then he stood up, took off his shoes with his feet, and put on the slippers on the entrance.

"Huh? Only buy with her privately, don't you have your own? ”

"It's not you and Yonglin, I'm a big man who can wear it...... Anyway, you can still wear slippers. ”

Responding casually, Chen An picked up the convenience bag and walked towards the house.

"Okay, there's still some time, I'll go and tidy up your room first. You're ...... for yourself Ah, I almost forgot, don't hide alone if you have nothing to do, let's go watch TV with Yonglin to pass the time. ”

"-I am not a child, I don't need you to be so verbose!"

"Yes, yes. That's it.,It's an adult's woe girl.,Remember to hide alone.。 ”

Smiling and shaking his finger, Chen An turned around and left under her disgruntled gaze.

"-Damn! I said that I am not a child! This attitude...... Ahh You don't let the private hide, the private just want to hide! ”

In surprise, he glanced at Yonglin, who had disappeared in the corridor. Muttering dissatisfied, he bent down and put on his slippers, then took the oil-paper umbrella and strode towards the ...... with a majestic chest and a majestic chest Before Chen An left, he pointed to the room where Yonglin had disappeared.

……

Arrange the rooms that you will use in the future. Put away the clothes that I and the girl bought for the morning shopping. And he put the toiletries in the bathroom. Then wash the dirty clothes she brought back from her new home and dry them. A busy afternoon passed before I knew it.

As night falls, it's dinner time at home. Chen An looked at the disaster of taking a bite, glancing at him, taking a bite, and glancing at him, he was really speechless.

"If you have anything to say, just say it, why do you keep secretly watching me?"

Woe glanced at Chen An, who was empty on the table in front of him, and then put down his chopsticks and said:

"Private things are a little bit of a concern. I didn't see you eating at noon, so you said you weren't hungry. Why is it that you still don't prepare dinner for dinner? Why, aren't you hungry at all? ”

"Haven't you heard of beautiful food? With you and a beautiful girl as 800 million years old, I'm full of it. I can't get hungry at all. ”

"A mouth full of flowers...... Shut up! Impudent, do you really want to let the next knife poke you in the mouth!? ”

Chen An was talking nonsense in a serious way, but he didn't want to accidentally provoke Yonglin, so he immediately made her look cold. Woe also stared at Chen An expressionlessly, without saying a word.

Yonglin's murderous expression Chen An could be regarded as not seeing it, but the staring of the calamity made him calm. twisted his body unnaturally, and found that he was still staring at him, so he had to raise his hands and make a surrender gesture.

“OK，OK。 Let me tell you the truth. Actually, it's because I've been practicing hunger strike magic recently, so I don't eat. ”

“…… It's true? ”

"Of course! Lie to you being a puppy! ”

Chen An pointed at Yonglin, made an oath, and at the same time, dragged him into the water together.

"If you don't believe it, ask Yonglin, she can testify to me!"

"Don't drag someone out of the water!"

"Hehe, don't care about those details~"

reprimanded Chen An harshly, but what he got was a response from his hippie smile, and Yonglin felt a big headache.

"Damn! What kind of sin did you create to meet you in the future? ”

After complaining a little about his indignation, Yonglin nodded solemnly.

"I can testify below."

Since Chen An didn't plan to tell the truth about the disaster, Yonglin naturally wouldn't ruin his plan without interest. Not to mention that the cause of the incident is still her! As for the guilt of lying? I'm sorry, not to mention Chen An, who claims to be the most handsome in the world, whose face is only one centimeter thinner than the earth, and can be called the ultimate shamelessness, even Yonglin, the sage of the moon, will not have it at all.

“…… He also needs to cultivate? ”

Calamity's suspicious gaze swept back and forth on Chen An and Yonglin, but they didn't see anything abnormal. Eventually, she snorted and picked up her chopsticks again.

"Forget it. I accepted this reason privately. ”

Chen An shrugged happily, and then secretly bared his teeth while watching TV.

……

"Chen An, does that kind of thing really exist for the moon landing program?"

"Yes, but it never worked."

"In that case, why are humans still persevering?"

"The more you can't get something, the more you want to get it, and the more unsolvable the puzzle, the more you want to know the truth. Isn't it clear that you are still a young female sage who is 800 million years old thanks to you? ”

"That makes sense...... Damn it! Is it okay to accumulate some points!? ”

"It's all said, it's the next life."

Night. While explaining to Yonglin the common sense of the outside world that she didn't understand, she quarreled with her. Chen An pressed the TV remote control and grinned depressedly.

"Hell, there's nothing to watch except for the news, it's very boring."

"Feeling bored? Let's do something fun. Isn't it a toss-up? Go, stand upside down and walk around the corridor twice, don't get in the way here. ”

Yonglin waved her hand and made a gesture of dispersion. Chen An: "Hah! He replied with a look of disdain.

"What are you kidding, making people walk upside down is an uncle's specialty, when will it be your turn to summon people? Don't be verbose! You 800 million-year-old stinky little devil is going to do a handstand for the uncle...... Hey!? Where did the book come from - hell! If the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, don't slap his face! ”

With an exclamation, Chen An leaned back dangerously to avoid the books that Yonglin had smashed, and spread out his hands and lay on the ground in the shape of a cross and couldn't get up.

"-Woo~ Yonglin, can you be gentle and throw me in the face with a book every time...... It's painful to kill the uncle. ”

"Answer in your words, wait for the next life."

"What a kind answer."

Tilting his head and pretending to be sad, he looked at Yonglin from the bottom up, and the silver hair showed almost all the silhouettes of the woman, and he could only vaguely see the cold face from it.

"Really, I've become a little girl, why are I still so cold."

Muttering quietly, Chen An knocked his eyelids twice sleepily, and then closed his eyes, as if he had fallen asleep directly. Yonglin glanced sideways at him and exhaled imperceptibly.

"-Can't you sleep?"

“……”

Without answering, Chen An acted as if he had fallen asleep. But after a moment, I suddenly opened my eyes. The body remained motionless and smiled:

"Haha, it looks like Uncle has to stay up late again tonight."

"Happy?"

"I'm insulting you, are you happy?"

“…… I'm going to have a lot of fun beating you to death. ”

"Wow, cruel answer. Hehe, I'm going to be happy to insult you before I get killed...... Hah, that's a bit of nonsense. But it's pretty much the same. I don't need your consent to insult you, and I can't sleep because of the pain of the wound. ”

"What a shameless parable."

“…… Shame? Hah, what is that? ”

Staring straight at the ceiling, Chen An pursed the corners of his mouth.

"It's just a shackle imposed on us by the world. If I'm happy, I don't bother to care about that kind of stuff that I don't know. ”

"Uh-huh~ Do you justify your shamelessness?"

Yonglin picked up the remote control and casually changed the stage for the singing performance, then picked up the cup in front of him with both hands and salivaed a little.

"Forget it. I don't bother to pay attention to this kind of thing. In contrast, I still care more about the patient's injury. How? Is the injury still showing no signs of healing? ”

"Who knows, Uncle only knows, Uncle is really about to die. …… Wow! Uncle likes to sleep lazily the most, and he can't even take a nap these days, those bastards! ”

"Really...... Does it hurt? ”

"Nonsense, I don't believe you try to scratch your belly with a feather, it won't hurt you!"

Replace the feather with a red-hot blunt knife, and then use the blunt knife to stab it in the stomach hard, and keep stirring, and the pain is almost multiplier.

This kind of unambitious truth, Chen An will not say. So I rolled my eyes and died to save face, and I replaced it with a feather tickle.

"- Does it hurt for a feather to scratch the belly? Strange, shouldn't that be an itch? ”

Just when Yonglin wanted to say something, the voice of calamity suddenly interjected. Because lying on the ground, following the sound, you can only see a pair of slender white thighs from the bottom up.

These big white legs are a little familiar.

Chen An thought so, and then moved his body on the ground to look at the person from a different angle.

A pair of pure white underwear and slippers on the lower body, exposing all the skin from the thighs to the ankles, and not much on the upper body, except for a white shirt, which does not seem to even have a chest cloth. The black hair is hanging down, and the chest is so undulating that two bulges can even be seen faintly. Woe, dressed so coolly, was standing at the door of the room, looking at him with a confused expression.

"Such an image...... Where's your clothes?! ”

"Hey, that shirt looks familiar."

The two completely different words came from the mouths of Yonglin and Chen An.

"Isn't it ashamed to wear only such sparse clothing?"

Because he had only met today, Yonglin only raised his eyebrows in surprise, and his attitude was not intense. However, if it was Ling Xian who appeared in front of Chen An dressed like this, it is estimated that the soft rabbit would have been frightened and cried by Yonglin's anger.

“…… Well? Is there anything wrong with this? ”

Woe Cute tilted her head, and her face showed a look of trouble.

"I used to wear it like this, and no one ever said anything."

"Hey, before...... Strange, how did I not know at all? ”

"Hey, I only stayed with me for the first night, and then I didn't spend the night when I came back, how could you know?"

"That's right...... Never mind. I still care more about the dress you're wearing than that. It's strange, and it always feels familiar. ”

Woe looked down at the shirt on his body and nodded casually.

"This one...... Because I don't like to have things wrapped around my chest when I sleep. But I didn't feel good when I didn't come out of anything, so I turned this dress out of my house some time ago. If you feel familiar, it's probably because it's yours. ”

"-So you know that's not good! I thought you wouldn't have the same common sense as to think it's okay to run naked! ”

Chen An's complaint made him a little dissatisfied. Raise one eyebrow, clasp your hands to your chest and stare at him with sharp eyes.

"You guy...... Is it looking down on selfishness? ”

"How dare you...... What's the matter, it's not good that you hit me, stupid! ”

“……”

Watching the girl's facial expression change from flabby to stunned stiffness, and then to anger, the bad man who played with the girl's mood couldn't help but let out a hearty laugh.

"Haha, it's funny. Why do you come out when you don't sleep so late? ”

"You guy!"

Grinding his teeth and glaring at the bad man, the big-breasted girl said angrily:

"I can't sleep privately. And there's one more thing I want to ask you. ”

“…… Well? ”

"It's this."

In Chen An's stunned and subtle gaze, the big-breasted girl raised the thing in her hand.

"What is this thing, what is it for, I don't understand it."

"Weird stuff...... Is it a headgear or something? ”

"Puff, puff, hahaha......"

Turning his head to look at Yonglin, who looked serious and thoughtful, the faces of the two scanned back and forth, and Chen An finally couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh loudly.

"Actually, I don't even know a bra, and I use it as a hood. Yonglin, should I say that you are simple, or should I also say that you are too old to keep up with the times? ”

While laughing at the stomachache, he pointed to the inexplicable disaster because of his performance.

"And you, you idiot, how much time have you lived in the outside world, in the outside world? Although I know that you stupid people have always used chest wraps and chest wraps, but Melly didn't pay attention when they wore them? …… Ouch, no, I'm laughing to death. Let the uncle take a breath first. ”

Laughing until his face turned pale, and even his face began to sweat, Chen An already realized that he couldn't laugh like this. If you laugh like this, you will really die—it hurts!

Resisting the urge to continue laughing, Chen An glanced at Yonglin, who seemed to react because of his words, and was rarely ashamed to bow his head and dare not look at him, so he stood up from the tatami mat with his hands.

"-really, I don't know what it is, how did you bring it back?"

Coming to the side of the scourge, his hand lightly tapped on her head. Chen An, who was full of helpless smiles, took the things in Woe's hand, and then pinched the straps on both sides and put them on Salamity's chest.

“——！？”

Woe was stunned, because of the fluctuations in his heart, his pupils contracted violently. The girl looked at the helpless smiling man in front of her, and suddenly screamed.

"-This is a chest wrap!?"

"Yes~ Although the name is different, the function is the same."

Saying this in a playful tone, Chen An let go of the straps he was holding and stuffed them back into the girl's hands. He doted on the girl's silky smooth hair, and said softly:

"You fool, remember to learn more in the future, don't accidentally make any stupid jokes, understand?"

"-Huh!? Oops!! ”

Even if all kinds of common sense are missing, the girl finally understands that she has done something stupid at this time. Screaming, her melancholy face was replaced by pink in an instant, and she took two steps back in a panic, and the girl almost fell to the ground.

"No, don't laugh at private!"

"Didn't laugh. Because you're a ...... Silly boy. ”

I wasn't born in this world for even a year, and most of the time I was alone.

No one to take care of, no one to teach. Alone struggling to survive. Even if such a girl makes a ridiculous joke because of her lack of common sense, he will not laugh at it.

Because he will only ...... Distressed.

Rubbing the panicked girl's hair, he soothed her with a gentle tone as if he were soothing a frightened kitten.

"Okay, okay, it's just a little thing. Don't worry so much. ”

"Woo~ how can you not care."

It's not because of shame, it doesn't exist yet. It's not that I don't care about common sense. Instead, he cares that he has no common sense and is stupid in front of him.

A girl who is strong and independent on the outside, but there is actually a weakness hidden in her heart that only she knows.

Will you be ridiculed for being stupid? Will you be looked down upon for being stupid? Will it be discarded for being stupid?

- I'm so worried!

I finally got relied on, I finally had warmth, and I didn't want to lose it no matter what.

If you lose it, you will die, right?

Sensing the girl's uneasiness. Words and deeds are frivolous, and Chen An, who is unparalleled and gentle in his heart, sighs softly. He didn't say anything, but walked away under the flute hanging on the wall.

Taking off the flute, Chen An tried the timbre and found that there was no problem, so he shook the flute and smiled at the curse:

"Woe, haven't you heard me play the flute, do you want to hear it?"

Without waiting for a response, Chen An had already started playing.

The sound of the flute, which contains gentle and soothing sounds, echoes in the room, soothing the girl's heart in an instant. The uneasy expression relaxed, and the woe quietly listened to the melody that played for her.

Half a day is over. Chen An smiled and looked at the trouble.

"Woe girl, who has no common sense, do you plan to continue listening?"

"It's all said, don't laugh at private people."

Throwing away what he was doing, he twisted his head and snorted through his nose.

"-I can't sleep privately."

"That's listening."

Chen An smiled and nodded, then took off his robe and draped it over the body, passed by her and walked into the corridor.

"Then put it on. I don't wear anything, and it won't be good if someone sees it. …… Haha, enjoy the moonlight playing, I haven't done it here in years. Not only do I miss it, but my neighbors must miss it too. ”

"What, don't let anyone else see this."

tightened the robe to shield himself from the spring light, and brought warm robes to himself, and muttered quietly, and quickly followed Chen An.

Open the closed courtyard door and welcome the clear moonlight. Sit down cross-legged and let out a breath of unknown significance. He glanced at the girl beside him.

The girl wrapped herself tightly around her body, only her ankles were exposed in a black robe, and she sat diagonally beside the man with her legs together. The long hair was blown by the breeze, and it flew wildly wantonly, revealing the pretty and unrivaled melancholy countenance.

The corners of the man's lips were raised, and a gentle smile spread across his face. Take a deep breath and ......

"Yo, a beautiful melody that I haven't seen in a long time."

"Hey, don't watch TV. Hurry up and turn it off. Chen An is playing. ”

"I thought I wouldn't hear it anymore. Surprise, it looks like I'm going to have a good night's sleep. ”

"Wow~ Teacher Chen An's flute is still so good~!"

The melody is like invisible water, gently rippling on the edge of the city at night.

A wonderful, tacit silence spreads through the area. There were no voices, and no barking. The glitzy earthly world ushered in a long-lost tranquil atmosphere.

For a moment, there seemed to be nothing but the beautiful and gentle sound of the flute.

Time passed quietly, and under the quiet and peaceful moonlight, the man who couldn't sleep was still playing in love. The girl beside him was already asleep, curled up on his lap. And behind him, who came at some point, the silver-haired cold young girl also closed her eyes tightly, and leaned on him back to back and fell asleep.

The moonlight is like water, and at the same time - the moonlight is like blood.

……