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"Vault."

"Move the cannon - General!"

In the afternoon sunshine, Chen An, who played chess with Yonglin, announced the victory with a lore. Yonglin's face was not good.

"—I lost again!"

"Concession and concession. Uncle accidentally won again. ”

Picking up the paper and pen beside him, and using the pen to add a number of 100 to the paper that was already full of numbers, Chen An grinned.

"I've won a hundred battles, Yonglin, don't forget to promise me."

"You don't have to be verbose. I will keep my promise - damn it! Why did you lose six out of ten games with that girl, but you won every game of chess? ”

"Because the IQ of the uncle when he plays chess is directly proportional to the age of the opponent. …… Alas, under the woe, the uncle's IQ can't even break through the single digits, how can he keep win~ But with Yonglin, you ......"

Chen An, who was sighing hypocritically, glanced at Yonglin, who had a black face, and suddenly pointed to the sky, and became triolatory.

"Wowhaha, playing chess with an 800 million-year-old woman. The uncle's IQ not only broke through the nine-digit figure and successfully exploded, but even the atmosphere could not stop the flash of the uncle's wisdom! ”

“……”

Yonglin, who felt the irony in Chen An's words, looked embarrassed. Suddenly, she burst into trouble, picked up the book next to her and smashed it hard against Chen An's hateful face.

"—Shut up! You impudent !! ”

"Oh, I slapped my face again, are you annoyed and angry, and your attitude is really embarrassing."

Turning slightly to avoid the flying books, Chen An's shaking of his head made Yonglin's expression more and more embarrassed.

"-Who are you embarrassed again!?"

"Anyway, it's not about the uncle himself."

He shrugged his shoulders indifferently, because the bet that had lasted for several days had already been won, and Chen An was in a good mood, and he didn't bother to argue with Yonglin. He pointed to the chessboard in front of him.

"What, is it still down?"

"No, no more. I lost every time, and I was completely uninterested in embarrassing things. ”

Glancing at Chen An with cold eyes, Yonglin turned her head depressedly, no longer looking at the chessboard that brought her bad memories.

Chen An shrugged his shoulders again, and put away the chessboard and chess pieces without saying anything. Put aside the pieces on the chessboard, and sit down next to Yonglin when he comes back. Yonglin glanced at the man beside him, and his body secretly moved a little distance.

It turns out that I'm still angry.

Yu Guang noticed Yonglin's small movements, and laughed dumbly in his heart. didn't expose her, Chen An greeted the trouble of watering flowers in the yard.

"Woe, how is the water, do you want to come and sit down and have a cup of tea and rest?"

"It's almost there, it's almost the last point."

"Haha, you're really diligent."

Chen An smiled and stopped saying anything.

It is worth mentioning that it is already the fourth day since the disaster came to this home. It seems that because he doesn't want to look too useless in front of Chen An, and Chen An doesn't let him hide in the room all the time to meditate, the performance here is completely different from when he was with Mei Li and the others, and he is unexpectedly diligent.

Although Chen An agreed that I would take care of you for a lifetime, not for you to take care of me for a lifetime. In this way, he rejected the idea that Woe wanted to do everything for him. But in order to take care of the mood of calamity, Chen An still taught her the work of cooking the flower garden and watering the flowers.

It's an easy job and it's suitable for girls. It can also make Chen An suffer a lot less. Anyway, disaster is also happy, and Chen An is like this.

The lazy afternoon sun makes people drowsy. Chen An sighed, his eyelids stumbling as if he was fighting.

“…… Ha~ I really want to be lazy and sleep for a lifetime. ”

"Then go to sleep."

"Can't sleep...... Ah, are you going to sleep, don't you have a habit of napping? ”

"Thirty-seven fiascos today - not in the mood."

"Tsk, that's amazing, I remember it so clearly...... How about we talk? ”

Yonglin tilted his head and closed one eye slightly, leaving only a cold gaze that fell on Chen An, and that look was as if he was looking at an idiot.

"-Idiot, what are you doing now?"

“……”

Oh, I'll go, the uncle will be speechless, it's stupid enough!

Chen An was speechless. But because his skin was thinner than the earth, he immediately calmly ignored Yonglin's disdainful eyes.

"Ahh …… Well, how about talking about something interesting? ”

“……？ What do you want to say? Look at the look on your face that is so badly beaten...... Refuse under it! ”

"Hey! What do you mean by this, are you wronging the sincerity of the uncle!? Look, look at the uncle's face - upright, kind, sincere, these people are the handsome face of the most true, kind and beautiful feelings in the world, you dare to say that you owe a beating!? Your 800-million-year-old stinky little ghost really has lost his eyesight along with his chest!? ”

“……”

Squinted at his face and pointed at his face, looking indignant in protest, but in fact he was shamelessly narcissistic someone. Yonglin grinded his teeth gently, he really didn't want to worry about any rude or not rude with him - not only was it useless, but he also lost his share!

"-Holy! Another slap in the face!? ”

grabbed the book next to him and slapped it on the face of the narcissistic Chen An, although he didn't take a picture again, but his mood suddenly improved a lot.

"Tell me, what do you want to talk about?"

"You stinky woman who is jealous of your uncle's appearance."

Gritting her teeth and glaring at Yonglin, after finding that she seemed to be more happy, Chen An decisively gave up this move that fueled her arrogance. His face changed rapidly, and he put on a serious look.

"Now, let's discuss what will become of the psychology of an old woman who has been single for 800 million years? Do you say, will that kind of old woman be suppressed into a pervert after a long period of celibacy, or will she become more perverted than perverted? ”

“……”

Yonglin's happy mood collapsed suddenly. Seeing that she didn't answer, Chen An kept a serious look and changed the topic.

"Well, bored? Let's change the subject. What do you think of the view of a perverted old woman who has been single for 800 million years will be when she chooses a mate? Will you like a gentle and secure man, or will you like a man who is handsome and has a sense of humor - alas! I suddenly found out that my uncle was very dangerous. actually met all the conditions at the same time, no, no, the uncle must rely on those perverted old women who have been single for 800 million years in the future. Otherwise, it's over. ”

As he spoke, Chen An also moved his body away from Yonglin, who was cold and pressing.

After a long silence, Yonglin suddenly let out a long breath. With a peerless smile on his face, he looked at Chen An.

"—Compared to this, I think we'd better change the topic to a more pleasant one. …… You say, if there really is a perverted old woman who has been single for 800 million years like you said, what would she do when she saw an excellent man like you who meets all her mate selection conditions? ”

"Ask me?"

Yonglin didn't speak, it seemed that he acquiesced. Discovering this, Chen An immediately trembled his eyebrows and became triumphant.

"Do you need to ask? A good man like the uncle, who is unparalleled in the world, of course the kind of woman will fall in love at first sight when she meets, and then chase after him in various ways. ”

"—No. In the next opinion, the mind of the metamorphosis cannot be compared with ordinary people, let alone the single, body, eight, billion, year, of, metamorphosis, state, old, female, person! ”

In the words of the perverted old woman who has been single for 800 million years, the tone is emphasized, and Yonglin's smile becomes more and more brilliant.

"I think that the kind of perverted old woman will definitely take people away with drugs when she sees the man she likes. Then he fastened the bloodstained, rust-stained metal shackles and fastened them. Then he took a knife and cut off the man's flesh one by one, and scalded it with boiling water. ”

Yonglin squinted, as if to exaggerate the atmosphere, and spoke extremely slowly. I don't know when there was an extra scalpel in my hand, and I also made cutting movements in accordance with what I said.

"Just like this, cut the meat one by one, and then listen to the wailing of the beloved man and eat the meat one bite at a time......"

“……”

It's cold! The cold hairs stand on end!

As Yonglin described it with a smile, the cold metallic sensation that seemed to come through the dimension stuck to his skin, making Chen An suddenly shudder. At the same time, Yonglin suddenly inserted a knife into the tatami mat, playfully put her fingers to her lips, and stared at Chen An with a smile.

"—Na, do you need facts? It's super fun~"

The tone and words that were extremely terrifying, and even barely made Chen An jump in fright, made him instantly stunned. Resolutely raise your hands and close them on your head, then bend down deeply.

"I was wrong. Please don't do that horrible thing - Yonglin! ”

"—huh? I didn't hear your sincerity. ”

“…… Lord Yonglin! ”

For the safety of his life, in order not to let himself be cut for dinner, Chen An has already let it go. Giving up all the full, as full as Remy's majesty to the amazing festival, and without hesitation, Chen An said loudly:

"From now on, you point to the west, and I will fight the west. You point to the east, and I fight the east. Let me go up the mountain, and I will never go down to the sea. Let me laugh at Reimu for not having a discipline, I will never mock Purple 17 years old - no matter what, from now on, Lord Yonglin is the sky, Lord Yonglin is the earth, and Lord Yonglin is all I have! ”

“……”

This time it was Yonglin's turn and she couldn't stand it. He shook his body and rubbed away the nauseous goosebumps on his arms. Quickly made a pause pose.

"Stop, stop! I won't scare you anymore. Don't say it, I'm about to throw up. ”

"Yay? Not that exaggerated, right? ”

"You say, it's disgusting. …… Go away, go away, don't come here. I feel sick to my stomach when I see your cheap face below! ”

For Chen An, who has no face and no skin, and has done that kind of disgusting thing as if nothing happened, Yonglin is very disgusted. Waving his hand as if chasing insects, Chen An stayed away.

"- What a cheap face, it's a handsome face!"

Retorted dissatisfiedly, Chen An ignored Yonglin's disgusted appearance and moved back to her.

"Yo, Chen An. Long time no see, good morning. ”

"Yo what! Don't mention I just saw you yesterday, it's already afternoon now, stupid! ”

complained fiercely about the neighbors who passed by and greeted him outside the hospital, and Chen An suddenly sighed.

"Before you know it, it's summer."

"Woo, it's getting hot—ah, thank you."

After pouring the water, he put down the kettle, took off his shoes and entered the room, responding to Chen An's words, and sat down cross-legged beside him at the same time. Wiping the sweat on her forehead with her hand, she took the water cup handed by Chen An, and she exhaled gently.

"It's fine if it's not too hot. I hate the cold more than the heat. ”

"Oh, afraid of the cold?"

"No, it's just annoying."

Whether it's the cold of the heart or the cold of the ambient temperature, I don't like it.

"That's right...... Yonglin, what about you? ”

"Down? Less certain under it. The Lost Bamboo Forest and the Eternal Garden are warm in winter and cool in summer. Even if the eternal garden is opened, I don't go out and walk around very often, and the excessive heat and cold have not been experienced in Xia for a long time. So can't be sure. ”

"Hey, this kind of data-cold answer is really ...... Ah, forget it. Instead of dwelling on this issue. I really should have kept that feeling with emotion—"

"Emotion?"

"That's right. Summer is here. I can't see any of the beach and the sea. Shouldn't this desolation be emotional? ”

Yonglin squinted his eyes and smiled, Chen An, who had no sense of desolation at all, made an assertion.

"I think you should have a brain disease!"

“…… You're sick in the head! ”

Unwilling to deal with Chen An, whose smile froze and became annoyed and angry, Yonglin closed his eyes.

"Speaking of which, the word sea...... It's so far away and strange. ”

“……？”

Tilting his head, Chen An suddenly realized.

"When I think about it, neither the Moon Capital nor Gensokyo's sea can be seen. If so...... Yonglin, you must have never seen the sea before. ”

Chen An's tone was a little uncertain. After all, Yonglin didn't become a deserter like Reisen, and immediately ran to Gensokyo after escaping from the Moon Capital in order to save his life. It's not like Marisa who grew up in Gensokyo from childhood to adulthood and has never left Gensokyo.

Although she no longer walks around the world after going to the Lost Bamboo Forest, before that, Chen An was not sure if she had seen the sea.

"The past is too far away, and I can't remember such unimportant things clearly. Let's just think I've seen it for the time being. But even if I have seen it, the result is the same as if I had never seen it. There is no clear impression of the sea in my consciousness at all. ”

Yonglin was noncommittal. He sighed, then looked into the distant sky.

“…… The blue sky must be the color of the sea. Oh, it suddenly occurred to me that when I was looking at the earth in the Moon Capital, the sea, must be the color of the sky. ”

"Hey, why did you suddenly become like a poet who has experienced a lot of vicissitudes?"

Chen An rubbed Yonglin's head vigorously, and after provoking her cold and piercing gaze, he smiled:

"No kidding. Isn't it good for an 800-million-year-old stinky little ghost to pretend to be tender and cute for the uncle? Although you are not Remy, you can only hold your head and squat to defend yourself when you are full of majesty. But how about respecting your body type, okay? ”

"-You...... Want to die? ”

"Live well, who would want to die. Woe to you, will you? ”

"Huh? Ever thought about it. But now, I don't want to die at all. ”

"Hey, I accidentally seem to have heard something terrible."

Chen An looked at the curse that didn't look like a joke in both his expression and tone in surprise, and smacked his lips.

"Forget it. Anyway, as long as you don't think about it that way now...... Then again, want to see the sea? ”

“——！ What do you mean? Is sympathy below? ”

"Tsk, your self-esteem really baffles me."

“…… Long-winded! I don't need you to teach you a lesson! - I don't want to! ”

The former responded to Chen An's exclamation, while the latter answered his initial question.

"If you don't want to, you don't want to, I'll save trouble."

Shrugged indifferently, Chen An glanced at the back of Yonglin, whose expression suddenly turned cold, and got up and walked away without looking at him, smiled helplessly and exhaled.

“…… It would be great if it could save you trouble. ”

closed his eyes slightly, and muttered that only he could hear: "Really, I didn't ask if I knew it, and I had to suffer again."

……

"I'm back."

Early the next morning. With another unresponsive call, Chen An, who had gone out to buy breakfast, came back from outside.

In the kitchen, the breakfast was divided into two parts, and Chen An took the breakfast to the room where Yonglin and Woe were. He put his breakfast on the table and took the comb out of his bosom.

"Don't look at it, eat breakfast. I'm going to comb your hair. ”

Yesterday's sudden apathy seemed to be a delusion. Yonglin, who had long been accustomed to Chen An combing his hair during this time, turned the new page of the book without raising his head, and said calmly:

"You've combed it up, and you're going to finish reading the last bit of content before eating."

"You've been watching since I went out, and you're still watching when I come back. Early in the morning, can't you relax, learn to stay in bed, or watch TV? …… What are you staring at, what the uncle is talking about is you, hurry up and eat! ”

As he spoke, Chen An also turned his head to glare back at the evil stares with great momentum, and asked her to pout and continue to eat breakfast obediently.

"No, I didn't read the book all the time. The reason why you think so is simply because the time has passed for the morning news program. …… It's strange, I've been out for so long today, have you run into any trouble? ”

turned his head around and didn't say a word, but the emotion of concern made Chen An feel it. Chen An scratched his head embarrassedly.

"It seems like the wrong weirdo, I'm really embarrassed."

“…… Well? A rare normal apology, which I gladly accepted. Let's talk about it, where did the extra time go, and did you really encounter any trouble? ”

Yonglin looked up in surprise, but because Chen An was behind him, there was hair blocking him and he couldn't see it. So immediately lowered his head again.

"It's strange, can't you think about things on the bright side at the age of 800 million?"

“…… Oh, it seems to be an illusion. You're still as rude as ever! ”

"Don't praise the uncle, the uncle will be embarrassed."

Speaking shyly, Chen An let out a smug laugh. Woe gave him a disgusted look.

"Cheeky."

As if he didn't hear the muttering of misfortune, Chen An pulled the topic to the beginning with a hippie smile.

"Nothing, nothing. The uncle's extra time is just to buy a car...... Hehe, for the next period of time, the three of us have to go out and avoid the limelight. ”

"-What do you mean!? And the car, it's ......"

Yonglin was stunned, before the question was finished, Chen An had already taken it.

"Don't worry, I know you don't like it, so I bought a bike."

Although he didn't say it, Chen An had already found out when he went to pick up trouble last time. Yonglin doesn't like the machinery of cars that makes exhaust gases. Every time a car passes by, my brow will always furrow. - Not to mention the car, even when taking the train back and forth, there is a noticeable feeling of discomfort during the process. So in order to take care of Yonglin's feelings, Chen An did not go back to pick up the car, but bought a new bicycle from the store and came back.

Yonglin suddenly fell silent. Chen An couldn't see her expression, but he had always been in a cold state that didn't smile at all.

“…… Heh, should I say that you are unexpectedly attentive? But I'm sorry to refuse to travel. ”

For some reason, Yonglin's attitude strangely became slightly cold. It's like talking to a stranger.

Chen An pursed his lips and muttered something that Yonglin couldn't hear.

"I knew it, inexplicable fellow."

Then, his voice suddenly raised to a normal level: "Unfortunately, this matter is not negotiable, unless you want to be caught by the seventeen-year-old with Zi's careful eye."

"Yakumo Murasaki?"

"That's right. I'll tell you the truth, Purple observed this place yesterday. Not only that, but I found it again before I went out this morning. If it hadn't been for the uncle's quick reaction to fool that little girl, we would have been discovered. So in order to prevent being caught by that little girl, and then being beaten miserably. We're going to have to slip today! ”

Zi has observed, and Chen An is completely deceitful about this. But under his excellent acting skills, not only did he suffer, but even Yonglin didn't find any clues.

"- Hell! Why do you have to be implicated in your fault!? ”

Yonglin knows too well why Purple uses the gap to check here. It's not the last time Chen An didn't know whether he was alive or dead. - Hell yes! She is so innocent, why do she have to be unlucky with Chen An!

"Because we're grasshoppers on the same rope...... Haha, do you think the uncle will tell you that the uncle deliberately dragged you into the water? Dream on! ”

Chen An did not feel ashamed at all about being able to drag others into the water and be unlucky together, but looked extremely proud.

After combing the wooden comb to the end, Chen An came to a strong conclusion.

"No more nonsense. I'll pack up my things and slip away later. Wait until the limelight is over in a few days, and we'll come back. ”

"-Refuse under it!"

"Refusal is invalid!"

Retracting the wooden comb, Chen An ignored Yonglin's struggles and strangled her neck with a grin.

"There is no good reason, the uncle will not leave the 800 million years old who was finally dragged into the water at home alone~ Because if the 800 million year old is caught, the uncle will also be unlucky."

"Let go!"

Chen An's arms seemed to be wrapped around him like an iron hoop, and he couldn't break free no matter how hard he struggled. Finding this, Yonglin simply didn't struggle.

"Reason? Quite simply, this is the reason! ”

After the harsh and short words, Yonglin's elbow slammed and then ......

"-How is that possible?!"

"How is that possible?"

The expected cry of pain did not come, and Yonglin contracted her pupils in shock. Chen An patted his thigh and laughed.

"Is it possible that there is no reaction at all? Haha, I actually want to use this reason to refuse to run away, do you think the uncle would not think of it? Uncle, I'm self-supreme and have no masochistic tendencies at all, okay? The sore spot was taken care of yesterday. If it really hurts, how can the uncle want to slip away and buy a bicycle to come back? - Do you really think that Uncle is taking care of you, an 800-million-year-old stinky little ghost? Joke! Uncle is not so badly kind! It's just that I have nothing to do, and I want to use my bicycle to drive a beautiful girl out to attract the envy and jealousy of others! ”

Chen An laughed, and suddenly picked up the breakfast on the table - a bun stuffed into his mouth.

"Woo, woo...... I've been hungry for so long, and it's decided! Uncle no longer practices hunger strike. From now on, Uncle will continue to live a happy life where you can overeat. …… Remember, hurry up and finish eating, we'll leave later! ”

While chewing the bun vigorously and swallowing it heavily, he said something slurred. Chen An never gave Yonglin a chance to refuse, so he got up, shook three steps, and swaggered out of the room. Leaving only the woe who didn't understand anything and Yonglin, who hadn't recovered from his stunnedness.

……

Pain! Should it be said so? No, no, no!

Because the description of pain can no longer vividly summarize the pain of the body.

It hurts! It hurts a lot! Super painful!

Is it okay to use that description? No! - Still can't! Because the feeling is indescribable.

All five are burned! Every nerve in the body, even the tiniest nerve, trembled in pain, and every cell seemed to be torn apart and let out a desperate moan. A little bit, a scorching burning sensation converged from every nerve and every cell. Then it merges and explodes in an instant like a volcanic eruption.

- Pain! Pain, pain, pain! Pain Pain !!! It hurts as if the world is falling apart.

The intense pain made his forehead, which never sweated, covered with cold sweat like a large bead bean. Sweat slowly slipped down his eyes, blurring his shattered vision. I could only vaguely see my distorted, pale and bruised face in the mirror.

Headaches, tinnitus, weird hissing sounds echoing in my ears all the time, listening carefully but I couldn't hear anything clearly.

- Okay, it hurts!!!

Swallowing and retching in the washbasin, he swallowed it before he spit it out, and now it turned into a knife to stir up revenge food in his abdomen. Chen An leaned against the washbasin and sat on the ground in collapse. With a wry smile, he muttered to himself faintly:

"I kindly wanted to take her to see the sea, and in the end I got this kind of treatment...... Hell, I really fought, but fortunately I endured it at the critical moment, otherwise I would have been exposed. ”

“…… Really, how can I never get rid of my well-intentioned faults? If this continues, eighty percent will die at the hands of that 800 million years old who doesn't know the hearts of good people. It's not a little girl, what's awkward for some reason? ”

Chen An grunted and complained, and suddenly sighed as he covered the wound in his abdomen.

"It's getting more and more painful, damn it, do you really want to kill me if you continue like this? …… It's getting too much, those cowards. Even if I don't let me sleep leisurely, the annoying sounds are becoming more and more frequent, and the noise is dead...... Really, when will this kind of hard life come to an end? ”

After whispering to himself for a while, Chen An barely supported his body to get up from the ground. Rinse off food residues from the sink with water and rub your face vigorously to change your expression from distorted pain to the gentle smile of the past. Finally, he made a cheering gesture with his fists.

- Full marks on a smile, come on! Fooling the stupid 800 million years old who doesn't know the hearts of good people, she must be bluffed to the beach! Oooh! ”

……