Shui Dingdong is actually a very fashionable girl, for example, now she is wearing a hollow knitted vest that is not waist-long. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info And now, it's this little vest, hung firmly from behind by a broken branch of a damn tree, like drying clothes, and the water dingdong is hanging in the middle of the sky.

This little vest is really strong enough, and the two armpits of Shui Dingdong have been strangled to pain, but the little vest is not damaged at all. It's as if as long as the branches can bear it, they can hang her here forever.

She didn't know how Hu Lijin, who killed a thousand knives, hung her on this tree, but remembered that when Hu Lijin half-truthed and half-pretended that he was indeed a vixen, she was really too lazy to talk nonsense to Hu Lijin, so she simply turned her head and walked out without saying a word. Hu Lijin stretched out his hand to hold her, nodded as if he had made up his mind, and said, "If you want to go to the Tang Dynasty, you have to promise me a condition!" ”

"On what terms?" Shui Dingdong asked rhetorically. Because I didn't want to continue talking nonsense with him, I asked impatiently.

"If I can prove that Zhang Min is a flowery wanderer, you have to come with me to meet my eldest brother!"

Shui Dingdong immediately scoffed: "This is your purpose?" What kind of ghost is your eldest brother, and why should I go to meet him? ”

"You're just saying yes or no, right?"

"Okay!" Shui Dingdong nodded indifferently, "You really have the ability to travel me to the Tang Dynasty, I'll go to see him!" ”

"That's it! Look me in the eye now, don't get distracted, or the spell won't work!" ”

After that, Hu Lijin stared at the water dingdong with both eyes. Shui Dingdong didn't believe his nonsense anyway, and simply raised his eyelids to look at him. It felt as if there was a flash of green light in his eyes, and the water dingdong felt dizzy for a while, and when he regained consciousness, he had been inexplicably hung on the branch.

Now that I think about it, Hu Lijin must know some hypnosis and other tricks, and the green light in his eyes that she saw must be a kind of illusion when he was hypnotized. She just didn't understand what Hu Lijin was trying to do, knowing that she was at least ten meters above the ground now, it was really not easy to hang her to such a high place while she was being hypnotized. If it was just to joke with her, it was not only excessive, but also unworthy.

"Hu Lihuan, what are you pulling me here for?"

A question came to the eardrums, causing Shui Ding Dong to open his eyes suddenly. Through the branches and leaves beneath her feet, she saw two women dragged under the tree. A red dress and a green skirt, red and green, are particularly eye-catching and delicate.

Shui Dingdong opened his mouth and wanted to shout "help", but the moment he caught a glimpse of the two women's costumes and makeup, he opened his small mouth in surprise, but he couldn't make a sound.

Looking down from her angle, in fact, it is impossible to see how the two women look and dress, but the two women's high buns and floor-swaying skirts will never be the modern attire of the 21st century.

"Sister Lijuan, what did I pull you here to do, you really can't guess at all?" The woman in red smiled coquettishly, although her tone was strange, not Mandarin, but a little like a local accent in Henan or Shaanxi, but her voice was gentle and delicate, and she couldn't say it comfortably in people's ears, "The fairy queen is choosing a princess for Prince Can, and it's basically between you and me." But if I tell Prince Chan that you poisoned his sweetheart back then, what do you think Prince Chan will do to you? ”

"You talk nonsense!" The woman in the green dress also had a strange tone, but her voice was good, even though she refuted it sharply, it was not harsh, "This slut obviously committed suicide by taking poison, and the fairy queen has already made a conclusion, how dare you spew blood?" ”

"The reason why the fairy queen said that she committed suicide by poisoning is entirely because the fairy queen also hates her, but today do you dare to swear to this slut's tombstone, it was not you who poisoned her?"

"I ......" the woman in the green dress was speechless for a while.

Shui Dingdong only felt extremely weird when he heard it, and he didn't understand what the "fairy queen" and "prince" in the mouths of these two people meant? Besides, now that it's the 21st century, how can there still be such a thing as "poisoning and killing"?

She was confused in her heart, and in a trance, she caught a glimpse of the woman in the green dress raising her right hand, and suddenly there was a bright and dangling long sword in her hand, the tip of the sword shook, and stabbed obliquely towards the woman in red.

The woman in red sneered and said, "You want to kill me, but it's not that easy!" ”

As she spoke, her light body seemed to be blown up by the wind, and she escaped with the sword momentum of the woman in the green skirt, and at the same time, she pulled out a long sword from nowhere, and with a "ding" sound, the long sword of the woman in the green dress was blocked.

Shui Dingdong was dumbfounded, not knowing what was going on. The figures of these two women flew so fiercely, sometimes they even entangled and flew into the air, unless it was a martial arts drama Xianxia drama broadcast on movies and television, how could such a situation happen in reality?

Is she dreaming now? Or was he hypnotized into the Jade Illusory Realm by Hu Lijin, who killed a thousand knives?

"Wait a minute, there's someone in the tree!"

The woman in the green dress suddenly spoke, and the water was so frightened that she was excited. The branch that hung on her did not grow beyond the canopy, and there were several branches at her feet, so that without looking up, people below could not easily spot anyone above their heads. The two women were fighting with all their might, and they didn't know if they really saw her, or if the woman in the green dress was suspicious, the purpose was just to distract the woman in red.

It's a pity that the woman in red didn't fall for her, she sneered at the time and said: "There are indeed people, I look a little like that slut, maybe it's the ghost of that slut watching you from the tree!" ”

She speaks, and her subordinates don't stop. On the contrary, the woman in the green dress seemed to be a little frightened, and while parrying, she glanced in the direction of Shui Dingdong.

With a "bang", the woman in red took advantage of her momentary distraction and slashed the tip of her sword on her arm. The woman in the green dress screamed in pain, had to rush to attack two swords, turned around and fled westward. The woman in red floated up, chasing after the woman in the green dress like a red cloud, and soon disappeared without a trace.

The rest of the water dingdong was in a trance and she didn't know where she was, a feeling that was so unreal that she closed her eyes again. I just hope that when I open my eyes again, I will find myself lying in my own bed.

Although her bed is not comfortable, her home is not rich, and even because her parents are divorced, she lives with her father and stepmother, and she has tasted the white eyes of her stepmother over the years. One of the main reasons why she agreed to marry Zhang Min so quickly was that she just wanted to have a home that really belonged to her.

But now, she would rather endure her stepmother's eyes than be hung on this big tree branch that does not touch the world and the ground. She didn't even curse Hu anymore because she felt like she was just a dream. She can only secretly swear in her heart that she will not read those Xianxia cross-related online novels in the future, so as not to dream such absurd and bizarre.

She felt as if she was really going to fall asleep, and suddenly a laugh of "ha" made her open her eyes again.

And this time, through the branches and leaves under her feet, what she suddenly saw was Hu Lijin's hateful and handsome face.

"Oh my God! I was afraid that you would fall into the ditch, but I didn't expect you to be hung on a tree! He said as he leaned back and laughed. And instead of standing on the ground and laughing, he rode on a black horse. With his laughter, the horse snapped his nose, as if to give him peace.

"Hu Lijin, you bastard, what are you doing?" Shui Dingdong's anger broke out all of a sudden, and he didn't care about the quality and image of the girl's family, "There must be a limit to joking!" Hurry up and put me down, or I'll go to court and sue you for premeditated murder!" ”

"When did I commit a murder?" The one who killed a thousand knives actually pretended to be cute and innocent, "First of all, you promised me to cross you over; Secondly, I asked you if you could swim, and you said yes, and I dared to cross you. Because I can guarantee that you will not fall into the big rivers and lakes, but I dare not guarantee that you will not fall into the small ditches. But now that you are hanging on a tree, although you are a little embarrassed, but you are not worried about your life, then how can you say that I deliberately murdered? ”

He actually argued with Shui Dingdong in a matter-of-fact manner. was so angry that he couldn't pounce on him, and he bit him with his teeth and claws.

"You bastard, you still dare to talk nonsense! You hurry up and put me down, count me as scared of you, from now on you take your Yangguan Road, I cross my single-plank bridge, I will never dare to touch you again in this life! ”

"It's sad to say, I'll find a place to cry!"

The man who killed a thousand knives pretended to sigh and really turned the horse's head. Shui Dingdong was only afraid that as soon as he left, he didn't know how long he would be hung on the tree, even though he was unwilling, he couldn't help but swallow his anger and beg for mercy.

"Okay, okay, I won't scold you, you can do it, get me down quickly!" A soft sentence came out, and the tears of humiliation almost collapsed.

Fortunately, the killer turned his face to look at her, and finally nodded kindly: "Okay, I'm tired, I'll get you down!" But you'd better keep your eyes closed, lest it scare you if you fall from above! ”

Shui Dingdong didn't know how he wanted to get himself down, but being in such a high place, no matter what method he used, it would indeed make her tremble. So Shui Dingdong closed his eyes as he said, and he felt a lightness on his body, and his whole body suddenly fell down rapidly, even if he closed his eyes, Shui Dingdong still screamed in fright. Fortunately, her screams had not yet fallen, and she only felt a shock on her body, which had been steadily caught by two thick arms.

"Okay, okay, it's okay, you can open your eyes!"

The one who killed a thousand knives was reluctant to appease two sentences. But it's good that he is not soothed, but this appeasement makes all the grievances in the water dingdong pour up. She grabbed Hu Lijin's chest with both hands, originally wanting to fight with him, but the moment she opened her mouth, tears rolled down her eyes, and a curse that rushed to her mouth turned into uncontrollable whimpering and sobbing.

"Hey, hey, hey! Why are you crying? Don't you cry, okay? I didn't know you were going to be hung on a tree? And I've found your place as fast as I can, and I'm coming over non-stop, even if I'm wrong, I won't make you angry like this, right? ”

Shui Dingdong didn't listen to his nonsensical explanation and reassurance, but just vented to his heart's content. Hu Lijin jumped off the horse with her in his arms, placed her on a large tree root that protruded from the ground, and stood by himself, helplessly waiting for her to finish crying.

After a long time, Shui Dingdong finally stopped crying, sniffed and wiped his face, raised his head and looked around.

"Where is this?" She asked. She was originally optimistic by nature, and she didn't stay overnight, but with this crying, the depression in her chest disappeared, and even her anger towards Hu Lijin was not much.

"Are you asking about the location or the date?" Hu Lijin asked rhetorically, and soon regained his ruffian nature.

Shui Dingdong wanted to glare at him viciously, but his eyes widened in disbelief the moment he glanced over him.

(See Chapter 3, "The Speculative Neuropathy")