Chapter 3: Speculative Neuroses
In the impression of Shui Dingdong, Hu Lijin always wears a suit and leather shoes. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoHis figure is very suitable for wearing a suit, which can always line his shoulders and waist, and his posture is straight.
But today he didn't wear a suit, nor did he wear any kind of clothing of the 21st century, he was actually wearing a navy blue cardigan robe that he didn't know which dynasty he belonged to. In the open robe, a dark red close-fitting short shirt was revealed, and a wide belt of the same color was tied around the waist. In Shui Dingdong's eyes, it looks exactly like the martial arts on the stage.
"Why are you dressed like this?" Although he was very reluctant to talk to him, Shui Dingdong still frowned slightly.
"Isn't it pretty?" Hu Lijin pretended to raise his arms in a dashing manner, "This is the most popular men's costume in this era, haven't you forgotten that we have traveled to the Tang Dynasty?" ”
She didn't forget! But if you think that she really believes in "crossing", it is insulting her IQ and EQ.
As for whether it looks good or not, even with Shui Dingdong's critical eye, he can't help but admit that this nondescript costume that looks like acting does not have the slightest sense of disobedience when worn on Hu Lijin, as if he was born with this classical appearance. Compared with the suit and leather shoes, although it failed to highlight his narrow hips and long legs, it was more heroic and vigorous.
And his hair—
"You, you...... How can there be such long hair? Shui Dingdong blurted out.
She clearly remembered that Hu Lijin was obviously the most popular short inch for men in the 21st century, but Hu Lijin in front of her had long hair tied to the top of her head with a green cloth belt, and its length far exceeded her medium-length broken hair.
"In this era, it's better to have long hair!" Hu Lijin smiled slightly and answered the question.
Shui Dingdong gave him a roll of his eyes, but at a glance, he found that Hu Lijin's hair was not pure black in color, but shimmered slightly crimson under the sunlight.
"You're wearing a wig?" Shui Dingdong frowned.
Men with long hair were already annoying to her, because she felt it would make them look neither macho nor feminine. What's more, even though the hair is not long, it is definitely not what a man should do to wear a wig.
"Wig sets? Why should I wear a wig? Hu Lijin was slightly stunned, but soon understood, "You said my hair is red?" Not only my hair, but even my eyebrows were red when the sun shone on them. Most of us in the company know it, but you never want to look at me directly! ”
These words made Shui Dingdong pout, and he still believed that Hu Lijin must be wearing a wig, because it is impossible for anyone to grow his hair so long overnight. However, his wig set is quite high-end, not only can he not see that it is fake, but it also does not make him show the slightest "neither man nor woman". On the contrary, the flowing hair and crimson hair color added some uninhibited and chic to him.
However, of course Shui Dingdong would not say anything like this, and he didn't want to listen to Hu Lijin's nonsense about "this era", so Shui Dingdong simply stood up and looked around carefully. I saw that I was on a hillside, with undulating mountains on both sides of the southwest, and gentle terrain to the east and north. And not far from the tree, there was a grave that fell lonely on the hillside. There is a tombstone erected in front of the grave.
Shui Dingdong remembered what the two women said before, and couldn't help but walk to the tombstone to take a look. I saw that the text on the stele was all very neat traditional official scripts, and the main inscription in the middle was: The tomb of the beloved daughter Lin Qingfeng.
Shui Dingdong secretly praised the name for being really classical, and it also sounds very good, as if it refers to the table words that Jia Baoyu took for Lin Daiyu. Hearing Hu Lijin walk to his side, he suddenly said out of nowhere: "She is your previous life!" ”
Shui Dingdong was slightly startled, and when she turned her face to see Hu Lijin smiling instead of smiling, the corners of her mouth soon appeared with a hint of ridicule.
"So...... Is Prince Can my lover in my previous life? ”
The reason why she asked this was because she had heard the two women in red and green dresses say something like "Prince Can's sweetheart". But she was obviously just sneering at each other, but Hu Lijin's face changed color when she heard it, and she reached out and grabbed her wrist.
"How do you know Prince Can? You, you, you...... Regain your old memories? ”
Shui Dingdong wanted to look up and laugh, but he didn't even bother to do such an expression, and in the end he could only raise his arm to shake off Hu Lijin's hand and walk down the hill in the northeast direction.
Her family was originally in the suburbs of Shanghai, and the company she worked for was in Shanghai. But when I looked out, I couldn't see the high-rise buildings, and I didn't know that Hu Lijin, who killed a thousand knives, got her to a place where birds don't.
The horse's hooves sounded softly, and the water turned around to see Hu Lijin riding a horse following her. The sunlight reflected his flying crimson hair and flowing navy green coat, making him look more and more majestic, like a dragon reborn.
It's a pity that Shui Dingdong was irritable and angry, and he had no intention of appreciating Hu Lijin's sassy posture at all, but frowned and opened his mouth to ask: "Where did you get me?" Why can't you even see a single building on a road? ”
"This is the ...... of Luzhou," Hu Lijin opened his mouth to answer, and quickly added, "That is, at the foot of Zipeng Mountain in the southwest of Hefei, more than 30 kilometers away from Luzhou City. ”
Shui Dingdong didn't listen to him say anything about "Luzhou", and only listened to him say "Hefei", so he hated to scold him a few more words. She once went to Hefei once, and it took more than three hours to take the high-speed train, in other words, at least four or five hundred kilometers from Shanghai to Hefei. I really don't know how Hu Lijin, who killed a thousand knives, used to get her to this deserted place and hung her on a tree.
"Where's your car?" She opened her mouth and asked again. Now as long as she can go back to Shanghai as soon as possible, even if she is quiet, she will admit it. It's a big deal to submit a letter of resignation as soon as I go back, and the farther away from this neuropathy is better.
She really thinks that Hu Lijin is completely psychotic now, because no normal person can put so much effort into making a joke. And neuropathy, in her opinion, is more terrible than a murderer. Because the murderer's behavior is at least traceable, but the neuropathy is freewheeling, neither reasonable nor moral.
"Where are there cars in this era? You can only ride one horse with me! ”
Listen, at this time, this neuropathy is still serious, as if the more you play, the more addicted you become. Shui Dingdong had the intention to ignore him, but he didn't know when he could get out of this inaccessible wilderness on foot.
So she could only hold back her anger and plead with a pleading face.
"Shall I beg you? Let's stop making trouble, we have to go to work when we go back to Shanghai! By the way, it took you a few days to get me here, did you ask for leave for me? I'm not like you, a celebrity in the marketing department, who will be fired if you are absent from work for three days without reason! ”
In fact, whether she will be fired or not is no longer Shui Dingdong's primary consideration, she just wants to return to the splendid and prosperous civilized society as soon as possible, so as not to be killed by this neurotic in this wild place. The reason why I mentioned "firing squid" is just to cause the least guilt and pity of this neuropathy.
"We've crossed over, why don't you believe it?" Neuropathy sighed and looked helpless.
"Well, even if we cross over!" Shui Dingdong took a step back, "Then how can we get to the city?" ”
"Didn't I say that? You can only ride with me! As he spoke, Psycho threw a bag from the horse's back to her, "You have to change your clothes first!" Although the folk customs of this era are open, they are not open enough to wear clothes like yours! ”
Shui Dingdong really wanted to throw the burden directly in his face, but at this time, I was the fish and meat, so I could only continue to open the burden patiently.
Although she did not wear ancient clothing, she could tell at a glance that it was a men's outfit, not a woman's outfit.
"Why men's clothing? Didn't we say that if we want to travel through the Wu Zetian era, which can only be crossed to the open folk customs? She also said it seriously, and now she has no other way to protect herself except to accompany this neuropath.
"Now is not the era of Wu Zetian, I have not yet traveled to the twenty-first century in the era of Wu Zetian, and there is an ironclad law in crossing, that is, it is impossible to travel to the era where you already exist. So now it is the Xuanzong period of Empress Wu Zetian, the most prosperous Kaiyuan era in history. The attitude towards women in this era is more tolerant than in the Wu Zetian era, but women mostly regard men's clothing as their beauty, and they generally wear men's clothes when they go out. If you dress up and swagger through the market, there is basically only one type of person: prostitutes! ”
The water dingdong is dizzy! This neuropathy is probably paranoid, so the more I say it, the more it becomes more and more true, and the more I say it, the more I talk about it, the more I talk about it.
In fact, Shui Dingdong had read the relevant information about the fact that women in the Tang Dynasty regarded men's clothing as beauty, but she was holding back her stomach and was not angry, and finally couldn't hold back her rebuttal: "But I just saw two women wearing red and green fighting under that big tree, that doesn't look like a prostitute!" ”
"Woman?" Hu Lijin's face was surprised, and his expression was full, "What kind of woman?" What kind of big fight was used? ”
"When I look down from the tree and I can't see my face, I feel pretty good! But I hear them calling each other by their names, and they are very similar to yours! It seems that one is called Hu Lihuan and the other is called Sister Lijuan, both of them are holding such a long sword, and they are more wonderful than the martial arts fairies on movies and television! ”
Shui Dingdong actually wanted to ask Hu Lijin what method he used to make the two women fly around and fight so excitingly. Although she didn't know how much Hu Lijin spent and where she invited such two good actresses, she just decided that it must be Hu Lijin's trick.
So when it comes to "it's very similar to your name", Shui Dingdong couldn't help but be sarcastic. But her mockery Hu Lijin didn't seem to hear it at all, but her face showed a little gloomy and panicked, and she didn't let Shui Dingdong change into men's clothes immediately, and directly bent down from the horse and stretched out his hand, hooking Shui Dingdong's slender waist. Shui Dingdong never thought that he would have such dexterity and such brutal strength, Fang was so frightened that he exclaimed, and he was hugged by Hu Lijin on horseback.
"Gotta get out of here! Otherwise, once they realize that you have come to this era, something will soon happen that you can't accept now! ”
As he spoke, he wrapped his arms around Shui Dingdong's waist with one hand and shook the horse's reins with the other. Before the water could open his mouth to ask a question, the horse had already neighed and galloped out.
(See Chapter 4, "A Few More Neuropathies")