Early the next morning, Lu Fan was woken up by the ecstasy of the heroine in Lin Fatzi's love action movie, and finally got up from the bed. www.biquge.info It was past four o'clock in the morning when he fell asleep last night, and when he opened his eyes and looked at the time, it was not yet eight o'clock in the morning.

"Dead fatty, aren't you going to work today, tossing so early in the morning?"

Lu Fan couldn't stand it a little, this Lin Fat Man has been no longer vain since he drank his own medicinal wine, and he even had to watch an island love action movie after getting up at work, it seems that medicinal wine is really a good thing, but it's a pity that he can't make it anymore.

"Do you still say that Lao Tzu tosses? You came back so late this morning, shouting and screaming in your dream at five o'clock in the morning, I thought you had a convulsion, and almost called the emergency number! ”

Lin Fatzi looked annoyed, and glanced at Lu Fan, he worked overtime in the company until eleven o'clock in the evening yesterday, solved a technical problem, and the leader only granted him a day off when he saw that he had worked hard.

I wanted to get a good night's sleep, but who knew that Lu Fan came back so late, and he had nightmares and yelled, he was afraid that something would happen to Lu Fan, so he kept sitting on the bed and didn't dare to sleep, silently guarding him.

"What are you dreaming about again, why do you keep yelling while you sleep these days?"

Lin Fatzi raised his head and looked at Lu Fan, hoping that Lu Fan could talk about his dream, and asked with great concern: "Is it that the debt makes you feel too stressed, why don't you go to the doctor?" ”

"I dreamed that I was dead again, still on my twenty-fourth birthday, but it was all a dream!"

Lu Fan carefully recalled his dream, in which he saw that he was thrown to the ground by the mutated Lu Bu in the early hours of the morning, and just when Lu Bu was about to bite him to death, two ghost envoys, one black and one white, blocked Lu Bu at a critical moment, which was black and white impermanence.

In the dream, Lu Bu thanked the black and white impermanence, but they refused, saying that his death was not enough, and they would come to pick him up in person on Lu Fan's twenty-fourth birthday.

"According to me, you're under too much pressure, so you won't have the idea of committing suicide!" Lin Fatzi is a technical emperor, and he doesn't believe in any magical things like dreaming of death.

"Don't worry! I'm still a chick, and I haven't rolled over the sheets yet, how can I kill myself! ”

Lu Fan got dressed and found that Lu Bu was still lying under the bed and was asleep, and he was relieved to see that there was nothing unusual about it.

However, Lu Bu's dog father roared that after a while, Lady Molin would come to see her son, and if she saw her precious son sleeping on the ground under the bed, she would not have to swallow herself alive, and then destroy the earth!

Lu Fan hurriedly climbed under the bed, picked Lu Bu out, gently put it on his bed, and carefully covered it with a quilt.

"Are you using it as an ancestor, why don't you get it a few more little?" Seeing that Lu Fan treated Lu Bu very respectfully, Lin Fatzi couldn't stand it anymore.

"I'm a dog who loves me, and I'm willing!"

Lu Fan shook his head helplessly, but he was really good to Lu Bu, after all, he was his favorite pet, and he also had a pair of dog fathers and demon mothers who defended the sky!

"See today's headlines?"

Lin Fatzi said to Lu Fan, who was washing: "In a Chinese herbal medicine warehouse in the eastern suburbs of the city, the police have caught a bunch of neuropathic criminals, including Black Tiger, the culprit who is suspected of more than ten extraordinarily large kidnapping cases, but when he was caught, he had already collapsed, saying that he had seen a goblin and asked the police for shelter!" ”

Lu Fan smiled slightly when he heard this, and said casually: "The legal net is magnificent, negligent but not leaky." Maybe he did too much iniquity and received retribution! ”

"This black tiger was unloaded with an arm, and his arrest has caused a sensation in the entire Shenchuan, and the citizens are looking for the unsung hero!"

Lin Fatzi looked at today's city headlines, looked at the various comments below, and saw that the incident occurred in the Chinese herbal medicine warehouse, and then silently turned his head to look at Lu Fan and said, "You have a strong smell of herbs......

Lu Fan chuckled in his heart, this fat man's sense of smell was too keen, but he couldn't let him know the secrets on his body, although they were good brothers!

"I went to the Rejuvenation Hall yesterday to make medicinal wine, of course it smells of herbs!"

Lu Fan wiped his face, quickly took out the five catties of medicinal wine left over from yesterday, and handed it to Fat Lin.

"Save some drink, this medicinal wine is not easy to brew......"

When Fat Lin saw Lu Fan's medicinal wine, his face was overjoyed, he put his nose up, sniffed it vigorously, smacked his lips and said, "Okay, good!" This is a good thing, and it will be alive and well after drinking it! It would be nice to have a girlfriend, it would definitely make her want to stop..... hey, it's so sad! ”

When Lu Fan heard Lin Fatzi's words, he almost didn't laugh and burst out, now that Lin Fatzi is not false at all, and with these five catties of medicinal wine, ordinary women can't bear his firepower.

"Lu Fan, Lao Tzu, I'm ...... I ......"

Seeing that Lu Fan was laughing at him, Lin Fatzi was suddenly a little speechless.

"If you have a fart, let it go, like a!" Lu Fan saw that Lin Fat Man had become shy, and there must have been something that made him embarrassed.

"I ...... I fell in love with a girl, very petite, very cute, very beautiful! ”

Lin Fatzi's face suddenly became like a flower, which was an obvious nymphomaniac symptom, his eyes were distracted, and he looked very yearning, as if the girl was in front of him.

"What? Petite and cute? That's not your taste! ”

Lu Fan blinked at Lin Fatzi, and asked with a puzzled expression: "Don't you like the kind of mature woman like Sister Bo of the island country, with big breasts and brainless breasts, thin waist and round hips, long legs and good life......

"Nima, I'm down to business!"

Lin Fatzi picked up the slippers on the ground and threw them at Lu Fan, and he was teased by Lu Fan with Sister Bo, and now he is very unhappy.

Lu Fan saw that Lin Fatzi's expression was very serious, and he knew that Lin Fatzi was distracted this time, it seemed that he was really shot by Cupid, the god of love.

But Cupid, the Western goddess of love, is a winged Western cub who doesn't know whether he has been weaned or not, and he is an unreliable guy with an incomplete mind. Maybe he just shot Lin Fatzi with an arrow in the knee and made him stupid unrequited love here.

"I'll calculate the marriage for you!"

Lu Fan stretched out his hand and rubbed the jade pendant on his neck, and said to Lin Fatzi.

"I found out that you haven't been talking about it recently, and you won't be blinded by some fake Taoist crazy monk!"

Lin Fatzi saw that Lu Fan had indeed changed recently, and he had become mysterious, and he always felt that he was not the same person.

Lu Fan said casually: "Well, I recently met an old Taoist when I went shopping, saying that I had a relationship with Taoism and sold me a copy of the secret art of becoming an immortal, how about it, are you afraid?" ”

"Hehe, why didn't you worship him as a teacher and become a Taoist priest?" Lin Fatzi was speechless, he believed the words of this charlatan.

"Forget it, take you to practice!"

Lu Fan lightly slashed his fingers, dripped a drop of blood on the jade pendant, and began to look at Lin Fatzi's fortune.

There is no red and purple spirit, and there are no signs of catastrophe and calamity, it should be a life that can be ordinary.

However, the momentum of Lin Fatzi's marriage is really miserable, there is no momentum in it, not even black gas.

There is no marriage, this is the rhythm of a single dog for a lifetime!

After reading it, Lu Fan was speechless for a while, it seems that not only the bad boy of Cupid, the Western god of love, doesn't want to see him, but even Yue Lao doesn't want to give him a chance!

"What kind of expression do you have, don't you want to tell a hexagram?" Lin Fatzi saw that Lu Fan's face had changed very much, and he couldn't understand what Lu Fan was doing.

"Your marriage is on the rise...... Good luck! Hand to catch, horse to success! Lu Fan said against his will.

"You can't tell your fortune by talking like this, haven't you seen those fortune tellers generally tell you that they are lucky and evil, and let you give you some guidance after paying!" Lin Fatzi said very disapprovingly.

Lu Fan smiled and said, "What I'm talking about is the heavenly machine, you must do it!" ”

"I ...... Will she take a fancy to me? ”

Lin Fatzi looked in the mirror, thinking about the girl he liked, he was even more empty-hearted, and sighed and said, "She is so beautiful, how can she like me!" ”

"Everything is determined by three points, people are set by seven points, you are bold to chase, if you don't succeed, I will screw off my head and give you a night pot!"

Lu Fan is still immersed in the marriage of Lin Fatzi, which is too much to say, Lin Fatzi has no marriage in this life!

What is going on, why is Lin Fatzi not married?

"No matter what, I'm going to have to help my desperate brother......."

Lu Fan raised his head and looked at Lin Fatzi, the more he looked at it, the more he felt pitiful, he was already determined to pull Lin Fatty, he couldn't really let him watch a lifetime of island country love action movies, and he would depend on his left hand for his life!

"I must find out the reason and make Fat Lin happy for a lifetime!"