Chapter 42: The Marriage Boy
After Lu Fan finished washing and sat on the bed, he logged in to the Tiangu APP, he remembered that Yue Lao also opened an online store in the fairy world, maybe the things in it could help Lin Fatzi. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Since he has no potential for marriage in this life, can he buy some immortal products to make up for his marriage?
Yuelao's online store has all kinds of immortal products, what kind of love and long-term charms, respect such as guest charms, gold and jade good fate charms and so on.
"Hehe, I can't afford it!"
Lu Fan saw that the prices of these immortal talismans were all above six hundred Yin Virtue, and he suddenly felt that he was a poor man.
Now I only have 100 Yin De points in my hand, and I can't buy anything!
"But this golden jade good fate charm is a good thing, maybe it can help Fat Lin!"
Lu Fan clicked on the introduction of the items about the Golden Jade Good Fortune Talisman, looked at the introduction above, and thought silently.
However, this can only be done after he has 600 Yin Virtue points before he can help Lin Fatzi, but what is the reason why Lin Fatzi does not have the slightest marriage?
Do you want to ask the old man?
Lu Fan hurriedly clicked on Yue Lao's private chat avatar, he sent a smiling expression, and there was a reply in an instant.
'Marriage consultation line, the current marriage boy online service for you, please enter the consultation, according to the menu to select the service, thank you! '
"Marriage Counseling Hotline?" Lu Fan became interested all of a sudden, and this is what he wanted.
Mortal Lu Fan: Consultation.
Ding Dong Ding!
'Marriage Consultation Menu:
1. Consultation on the law of marriage;
2. Marriage fortune consultation;
3. Consultation on the number of marriages;
4. Marriage and happiness consultation;
5. Marriage direction consultation.
Please enter a number for an inquiry. ’
Lu Fan knew that Lin Fatzi had a problem with his marriage fortune, so he immediately entered 'two'.
Ding Dong Ding!
With a chime, another message came.
'Mortal Lu Fan, at present, you have entered the private chat mode with the marriage boy, and this service charges fifty Yin Virtue. ’
"What, this also has to collect Yin De, why is there no charge reminder, these immortals are really good at Yin De!"
Lu Fan was a little speechless, the message just now did not prompt the charge of Yinde, this hidden charging model is about to catch up with Huaxia Mobile 1086!
However, for the happiness of Lin Fatzi, these fifty points of yin virtue will be spent on it.
Marriage Boy: Please enter the life, age, and birth date of the person who consulted!
Lu Fan was very familiar with Lin Fatzi, and knew his personal information well, so he hurriedly entered it in the dialog box.
After a while, the marriage boy sent Lu Fan the marriage fortune of the fat man in Lilin, and the result was even more terrifying than Lu Fan showed him the Qiankun Hengyuan jade pendant.
Marriage boy: Lin Dahai, a person from the wasteland of the earth under the rule of Emperor Ziwei in Haoyu, the country of China, the date of birth is 11:11 on November 11 of the lunar calendar of his own year, and the marriage fortune points are -100 points.
-100 points!
What's going on?
Wait a minute, Lin Fatzi's lunar birthday turned out to be November 11, 1989, 11:11 minutes!
11111...... so many singles, and they are also served, no wonder there is a single dog.
In this way, Lin Fatzi not only has no marriage, but also owes debts!
Lu Fan was a little stunned, where did this -100 points come from?
Mortal Lu Fan: Fairy Child, may I ask if you are mistaken, why are there still negative numbers?
Marriage Boy: This is the record on "Marriage Book", there will be no mistake, it is -100 points!
Mortal Lu Fan: What did my friend do wrong, you immortals treated him like this?
Marriage Boy: Blame him for being a big thief in his previous life, destroying flowers with his hot hands, ruining many beautiful marriages, and can only be repaid in the next ten lives, and ten points in one life, this is his first life!
What the? Lin Fatzi was a big thief in his previous life, is this teasing me!
Let him pay back the tenth!
In this way, Lin Fatzi has lived for ten lifetimes, and he is a single dog!
Mortal Lu Fan: Is there any remedy?
Marriage Boy: Make up for it with a golden jade talisman! One talisman and ten points of marriage, ten talismans are enough.
Ten gold and jade good fate talismans, each 600 Yin Virtue points, that is, it costs 6000 Yin Virtue points to make up for him so that he does not owe debts!
6000 Yin De ...... Hehe!
Mortal Lu Fan: What if there is no Yin Virtue?
Marriage Boy: Whoever let him do evil, if he doesn't do evil, he will be fine. Since you don't have yin virtue, let him pay off his debts!
After reading the news of the marriage boy, Lu Fan immediately withered, where did he go to get 6,000 points of Yin Virtue?
Well, these fifty points of yin virtue are considered for nothing.
Mortal Lu Fan: Okay, since that's the case, I can't help it, so I won't bother.
Lu Fan really can't help it, he only has a reward of one hundred Yin Virtue a week, and these six thousand Yin Virtue is an astronomical amount to him.
Marriage Boy: Wait a minute, there is a way to ask him! (smiles)
Mortal Lu Fan: What way?
Marriage Boy: Please enter 'one' to inquire about the law of marriage.
"Nima, this immortal is here to squeeze himself dry!"
Lu Fan just wanted to scold his mother in his heart, but fifty points of yin virtue were spent, and it would be a real loss if he didn't ask clearly.
Mortal Lu Fan: One.
Ding Dong Ding!
It's still that charging information, this fairy is really good enough to talk about the rules.
'Mortal Lu Fan, at present, you have entered the private chat mode with the marriage boy, and this service charges fifty Yin Virtue. ’
Marriage Boy: The solution to not spending marriage is very simple, go back to his previous life, persuade him to be good, and don't do evil!
Lu Fan looked at the news sent by the marriage boy, and wanted to get in and beat this little fairy boy violently.
Go back to Lin Fatzi's past life to stop him from doing evil?
Nima, and I'm still playing crossover! Is this crossing something that can be worn through it?
I am a mortal, and I let myself go through, I really don't have a backache when I stand and talk!
Mortal Lu Fan: Back to his previous life, why do you want me to learn how to make holes and cross through with rats? (irritated)
Marriage Boy: Mortals are mortals, they don't understand anything, it's really annoying! This fairy child will give you a lesson for free, the immortal in the void of the fairy world is the main god in charge of the space, the current is the three realms, and there are parallel worlds composed of the past, present and future under the three realms...... Forget it, you don't understand it! (a string of contempt)
This really makes the marriage boy accurate, Lu Fan really doesn't understand anything, there are still parallel worlds composed of the past, present and future under the Three Realms, what is this talking about?
He had only heard of the theory of parallel worlds, but this immortal's explanation was even more mysterious!
Marriage boy: Tao gives birth to one, life to two, two to three, and three to all things. One is Wuji, the second is Yin and Yang, and the third is Yin and Yang, all things are everything...... This is the principle, but this fairy child doesn't want to say it, and mortals like you can't understand it!
Lu Fan drooped his face, he was despised by a little fairy child, and he was very unhappy in his heart.
But it was the first time he had heard such a statement, and he was very confused and even more surprised!
Mortal Lu Fan: So the Void Immortal can send me to Lin Dahai's previous life?
Marriage Boy: Nonsense! Don't talk about his past life, even your past life can go!
Mortal Lu Fan: My Past Life......
Marriage boy: 10,000 points of yin virtue go once, but there are too many rules and constraints, it is best not to go. If there is a trajectory movement and the direction of fate in the previous life is changed, there will be no such person in this life! (sneer)
10,000 points of yin virtue, ghosts want to go!
This marriage boy is an experienced liar, this method of going to the previous life costs 10,000 yin virtues, it is better to spend 6,000 yin virtues to make up for Lin Fatzi.
Mortal Lu Fan: Hehe, it's so easy for you to earn this hundred yin virtues! (White Eyes)
Marriage Boy: Hmph, that's! Yue Lao gave us the task indicators, without a big boss like you, how can we complete the indicators? (proud)
Lu Fan was angry enough, this solution to the problem is simply that the marriage boy is playing with himself, he has long known that it will cost 10,000 Yin Virtue to use this method of going to his previous life, but in order to earn 50 Yin Virtue points, he also fooled himself into buying his consultation, and his conscience is greatly broken!
Mortal Lu Fan: Little liar! (Angry)
Marriage Boy: Come and beat me! (ridicule)
Mortal Lu Fan: If there really is that day, I won't be able to kill you......
Marriage Boy: Hehe, this fairy boy is waiting, his ass is so itchy!
Mortal Lu Fan: I'm too lazy to pay attention to you! (sighs)
Marriage Boy: Haha, mortals are mortals, they don't understand anything, they're too stupid! But this fairy boy is in a good mood, give you a reminder, you are destined to commit peach blossoms, and you must have peach blossom robbery!
Lu Fan saw that the marriage boy was still playing with him, and he was immediately full of anger.
Mortal Lu Fan: Who believes your nonsense!
Marriage Boy: Oh...... Oh, my God! It's not just a peach blossom catastrophe, your peach luck is good, but it's hard to say about Yanfu, you ask for more blessings, farewell! Ha ha...... Suckers! (sticking out the tongue)
After speaking, the marriage boy ended the conversation with Lu Fan.
Lin Fatzi looked at Lu Fan, who was sitting on the bed sulking with his mobile phone, with a confused face, and asked silently: "You are angry with your mobile phone, it's really inexplicable!" ”
"It's not because of you!" Lu Fan said angrily.
"I rub it, has something to do with Lao Tzu?" Lin Fatzi retorted with a frown.
Lu Fan hurriedly shut down, knowing that he almost leaked his mouth in anger, this matter with the immortal's mouth cannon, can not let Lin Fatzi know.
"Whore..... Ah, no! Fat man, you're pitiful, but I won't leave you alone! ”
"You're sick!" Lin Fatzi looked disgusted.