521. The White Crane is a concubine...
Back to the topic, because the situation in U City is not optimistic, plus the U City University of Electronic Science and Technology is the last fortress, so now people who want to enter it must pass layers of identity verification, the first layer of which is to obtain the double gun fortune teller wall guardian Yama Red Tracker Kong Ming, that is, the recognition of the fortune teller, the current fortune teller is not fortune telling, every day with a single gun guard in the world Lian is quite brave and unyielding guardian Tianluo Net opened a face with yellow muscles and thin and can't help but gallop Uncle, That is, the janitor guards guard the school gate and prevent the revolutionaries from breaking in. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
During the time when Hakutsuru was in Belgium, there was an incident in which a teenager who joined the revolution pretended to be a student and tried to break into the schoolyard, but fortunately, the fortune teller and the doorman were sharp-eyed and identified the teenager through some details in time.
In the words of the two of them: "I've been working in the school for more than ten years, and I've never seen you!" ”
To be honest, Bai He misses the homeless man a little, and it is estimated that if the old guy is still alive, he will definitely come up with a lot of bad ideas.
The fortune teller led the white crane to walk on the campus, he saw that there were several students stationed at intervals, and after seeing the fortune teller, they saluted one after another, and said respectfully: "Hello, the guardian of the wall of the double-spear fortune teller master, the living Yama red tracker, Mr. Kong Ming!" ”
"Okay, okay." The fortune teller greeted him with a smile and said with emotion: "Young people nowadays are really getting more and more polite." ”
Bai He also sighed: "Now young people, my memory is getting better and better!" ”
After walking for almost a minute, Bai He saw a girl with a beautiful face sitting there around the corner, with a computer in front of her, and next to the computer was a strange-looking instrument, Bai He looked kind, and beckoned to the girl: "Hey, isn't this the student president, what's wrong, the student union personnel are in a depression, and even you have to go into battle in person?" ”
He glanced at him coldly, stretched out his white hand and pointed at him: "Don't talk nonsense, please show your student ID card from this school." ”
"Hey, hey, hey, grown, this is too outward, we are people who have slept in the same tent, you can't turn your face and deny people!" Bai He showed that obscene appearance again, her eyes did not shy away from looking He Yihan's body up and down, her little face was flushed with anger, and she no longer had the appearance of a strong woman, if it wasn't for the canvas shoes that were not easy to take off, she would definitely throw it at Bai He's head.
However, the more Bai He was like this, the more embarrassed He Yihan became, and at the moment he clasped his hands on his arms, leaned on the stool, and said unhurriedly: "I don't care, this is the school's rules, if you have no way to prove that you are a student of this school, we will not allow you to enter." ”
The fortune teller didn't know what the relationship between the two was, listened to Bai He's words, looked at He Yihan's face again, and felt that there was another hidden meaning in it, so he said: "That, Bai He's a concubine......."
"Tell me about her concubine!" Why was Han Zheng waiting for Bai He to soften, and the fortune teller's words immediately made her blow up.
He Yihan's face was flushed, this time even if it was difficult to take off his shoes, he took them off, and he threw the sole of his shoe into the face of the fortune teller, and scolded: "Go to death, the guardian of the wall of the two-spear fortune teller grandmaster, the living Yama Red Tracker Kong Ming!" ”
"The title of affection is known to everyone except me! Wouldn't you be surprised! Why is it so smooth? Bai He felt that he had complained too many times today, he picked up He Yihan's shoes on the ground, rubbed his hands to show the appearance of a dog's legs, and said with a flattering smile: "That, Lord Grow, the fortune teller is faster, don't mind!" You see, I finally came back to school, and my student ID was all in the dormitory! It's not that you don't know who I am, and after I go back to school, won't our overall combat effectiveness be even better? ”
He Yihan's face softened a little, but he still didn't plan to let Bai He go so easily, it wasn't that she deliberately retaliated, but that Bai He often saw the head and the tail, and finally said something after meeting once, He Yihan wanted to stay with him for a while, but he just couldn't detect his intentions.
"Come and brush your face." He Yihan fiddled with the strange instrument on the table, and pressed Bai He's head there without saying anything, and soon, a blue light from top to bottom came out of the instrument, and then He Yihan's computer appeared Bai He's information.
Of course, these materials are not just Bai He's personal files at school, including all the public information he has had since he was a child, including where he read in elementary school, and he can find out if he has done anything bad before, Bai He looked up and down at the instrument for a while, and then gathered next to He Yihan, looked at his own information in the computer and said curiously: "What is this, why is it so amazing!" ”
"It was invented by one of your concubines, she called it a face recognition device, which can be compared with the information in the database by scanning the face, if there is no stain in the person's file, you can put it in, if the information is blank, or you have done something bad before and squatted in prison, then you can't stay in the University of Electronic Science and Technology of U, and that's how people outside the school confirm their identity." He Yihan tapped the keyboard with both hands, Bai He saw it really, she typed "certified".
As for the concubines she said, Bai He didn't have to guess to know that it was Julia, and the only people in the entire school who could study this kind of thing besides her were old professors, so why didn't Han always think that those old professors were his concubines, right?
The white crane stroked He Yihan's hair with a hippie smile and said, "You are still the best for me." ”
"Go, go, go, go, I'm still waiting here to verify the identity of the next person." He Yihan blushed and stroked his hair, so that the hair in Bai He's hand slipped.
Bai He looked around and found that there was no one else nearby at all, but he didn't debunk He Yihan either, nodded and said, "Thank you for your hard work." ”
The fortune teller had already gotten up from the ground, and when he saw that Bai He had passed He Yihan's verification, he was about to take him inside, but He Yihan took his hand and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Bai He, this is an extraordinary time, you ...... Don't do it, the world is fine, I just want you to live. ”
Bai He's heart warmed, and the hand held by He Yihan was slightly forced, and he responded with a smile: "You too, if you die, I'll masturbate. I don't dare to look at your picture anymore. ”
"Fuck off!" He Yihan raised his leg to kick, Bai He hurriedly ran away with a smile, He Yihan looked at his back and smiled, shook his head and said, "Stupid, it's still the same old look." ”