520. Shouting long live the revolution, the glory of the revolution
Dozens of minutes later, my brother sent Baihe to the University of Electronic Science and Technology of U City, and when he left, he advised: "Little brother, you remember, the current U City is very turbulent, even if the fortune teller on the side of the road suddenly takes out a laser gun, you don't see it, if he points a gun at you, you will say long live the revolution, the revolution is glorious!" ”
"Well said. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Bai Crane smiled.
"Don't laugh, let me tell you, don't look at the current U City looks the same as usual, but in fact it has been occupied by the revolution, only the U City University of Electronic Science and Technology is the last defensive wall of the U City, if it is all broken through, then the U City will completely fall."
"U City University of Electronic Science and Technology is the last defensive wall?" Bai He was puzzled, could it be that the revolutionary army, which even the soldiers could not resist, suffered a loss here and could not be attacked for a long time?
"After you go in, you will know, today's young people, it is really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, and each generation is stronger than the next!" The brother smiled mysteriously and drove away.
's brother's words aroused Bai He's curiosity, and he walked quickly towards the school, wanting to see what his brother said. Although there are hacker Lin Yun, scientist Julia, and useless cultivator Huang Guan in the U City University of Electronic Science and Technology in the city, it should be difficult for the three of them to resist the invasion of the revolution, right?
With this question in mind, Bai He didn't take two steps before he was stopped by a person who was setting up a stall at the door.
The man was wearing a floral hat, a pair of brown round glasses stuck in his eyes, wearing a cotton jacket from the old society, and the old cloth shoes in the capital were on his feet. ”
Because the man was a little far away from Bai He, and he was wearing glasses, Bai He didn't see his appearance clearly, but he thought of what his brother said: As long as someone points a gun at you, you will say Long live the revolution and the revolution is glorious.
Thinking of this, Bai He hurriedly raised his hands and said loudly: "Ah! ”
This sound frightened the man, and he looked at Bai He with a frown, but found that he was a little familiar.
"Long live the revolution! Glory to the revolution! Revolutionary leaders unify the world! Build a new earth, a new society! The white crane raised his arms and shouted, completely looking like a dog's leg, he looked at the man from the corner of his eyes when he spoke, and his heart was beaming with pride, how about it, I am your ally, although not from the heart, but I praised your leader, why don't you quickly withdraw the laser gun and give me a warm hug from my comrades in the same camp?
As a result, the man was not as happy as Bai He expected, but shook the yellow talisman in his left hand, and immediately burned, and when it burned out, another laser gun appeared from his left hand, and the man crossed his arms and pushed his glasses with his wrist joints, and snorted coldly: "I have known for a long time that you are not a good person, and you are indeed a lackey of the revolution!" Under the so-called double guns and empty light, the revolutionary doglegs were quickly killed! ”
As he spoke, the man used two laser guns at the same time, and two huge streams of energy shot at Bai He, who dodged and complained: "Wasn't it still a fortune teller just now, why did it suddenly become a double gun!" Can you fix your title? It's okay to combine it and call it a double-gun fortune teller Kongming! ”
"Hmph, it's not close to my wall guardian set! My name as a living Yama is not for nothing! ”
"Your title has changed again! Said good fortune teller and double guns! The white crane complained loudly, and at the same time kept getting closer to Kongming.
"Don't come here, I'll call someone if you come over again!" Seeing this, Kong Ming knew that he was invincible, hurriedly took a few steps back, took out a red button from his arms, and then regained his composure, revealing a sneer: "Do you know what this is?" This is the button for signal notification! As soon as I press it, thousands of troops will appear to destroy you! My Red Tracker's name isn't covered! ”
"No, Master, calm down first." Bai He waved his hand again and again: "There is a misunderstanding, there is a misunderstanding!" ”
"What a misunderstanding, you revolutionary dogleg!" After Kong Ming finished speaking, he was about to press the button, Bai He didn't want to make a big deal about it, his eyes were fixed, his strength was full, and he appeared in front of Kong Ming in an instant and snatched the button in his hand.
"You, you, you, you......." Kong Ming's eyes widened, and he was about to scream when he opened his mouth, but Bai He hurriedly covered his mouth and whispered: "Master, I didn't figure out the situation just now, I thought you were a revolutionary army and said that!" I'm actually a student at U City University of Electronic Science and Technology! You see, now that the button is in my hands, if I really want to be your enemy, why don't I destroy this button and break into it after killing you, but I'm here to tell you about it? ”
The suspicion in Kong Ming's eyes decreased a lot, he struggled to let go of Bai He's hand, stared at Bai He for a long time, and suddenly screamed: "Ah! You ugly face, you, you, you, what color crane are you! ”
"White Crane." Although Bai He was helpless in his heart, he still said honestly, but in his heart, he greeted the eighteenth generation of Kongming's ancestors. He really wanted to kick it over, and shouted loudly, how to speak, what is this ugly face!
"That's right! You're a white crane! Do you remember me, I was the fortune teller on the side of the road! We met before when the old homeless man didn't die! Kong Ming was overjoyed, and after recognizing the white crane, he put the two guns back in his pocket.
"It's you!" The white crane was also happy, recognized Kong Ming, and an old man and a young man jumped up at the door hand in hand.
"Double-Gun Fortune Teller Sect Wall Guardian Living Yama Red Tracker Kong Ming, you don't watch the door honestly, what are you jumping here?" The doorman poked his head out of the guard's room and said dissatisfiedly, apparently woken up by the fortune teller.
"I'm sorry, the one-shot guard is quite brave in the world, the old Jiang is unyielding, the guardian is open, the face is yellow, the muscles are thin, and I can't help but gallop Uncle, I met an acquaintance and was a little excited, you can rest assured that you can sleep with you, leave it to me here!" The fortune teller gave a thumbs up to the doorman.
"It's a shame that you both can remember such a long name! And the title of the string behind the doorman uncle is idiom solitaire, it's idiom solitaire, right! Why do you want to use the idiom solitaire as a title, and why do you want to make it so long! Are you psychopaths! Bai He felt as if the names of these two people were deliberately complaining, especially during the war, it is estimated that the enemy has broken in, and the two of them are still shouting into the walkie-talkie: "Here is the two-gun fortune teller Grandmaster, the wall guard, the living Yama Red Tracker, Kong Ming, there are enemies coming, there are enemies attacking, there are enemies attacking......"
As he spoke, the enemy had already stepped over his corpse.
"Hey, hey, hey, this is a one-gun guard, in the world, Lian is quite brave, Lao Jiang is unyielding, the guardian is open, the net is open, the face is yellow, the muscles are thin, and the wind can't help but gallop Uncle, the enemy ..... Enemy..... Huh? Where did the enemy go? ”