Early the next morning, Lu Fan only felt a tingle in his thighs, as if a mountain was pressing on it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

He rubbed his eyes and saw that the fat man Lin was holding his thighs and sleeping soundly. He kept rubbing his face against his thighs, and saliva was pouring out.

Lu Fan only felt that his scalp was numb, he quickly reached out and touched his clothes, fortunately, they were all there, and there was no sign of being violated by the fat man.

"This fat man is definitely an island country love action movie that I have watched too much, and he actually hugged my thigh to sleep." He removed Lin Fatzi's hand holding his thigh in disgust, sat up, and stretched a big lazy waist.

He suddenly remembered the strange thing that happened last night, and he looked for a long time before he took out his mobile phone from under Lin Fatzi's body.

Lu Fan saw the message of the shopkeeper of the shopping APP, which was the news that the Ten Palaces Hades Wheel King chased Lu Fan and gave a five-star praise, and there were seven or eight messages.

"Dear, hurry up and praise it, and there are good gifts."

"Dear, are you here, do you need after-sales service, please give a five-star review!"

"Dear! Why don't you rate it yet? The first online sales praise record in the history of Heavenly Court Immortal was taken away by Fairy Chang'e, and the 1000 Yin Virtue reward flew (a big crazy expression). ”

The last one directly became a naked ~ naked ~ naked threat.

"Mortal Lu Fan, if there is no king in the first ten online sales records in the history of the immortal world, this king will immediately accept you and enter the eighteenth layer of hell! (10 Provocative Expressions)"

Lu Fan saw that the last piece of information turned out to be a threat, and he was immediately angry.

He was kicked by Lu Jingjing yesterday, thinking that he would have a new start when he woke up, but he didn't expect this bastard in his phone to curse himself to hell early in the morning, which is really unlucky.

"Neurotic! Threaten Lao Tzu, and praise it? Decisively give you a bad review, I don't bother to give you one star! ”

Lu Fan directly clicked on the bad review, if it weren't for the system requiring a minimum one-star evaluation, he would never give him a star.

"A bunch of tricky liars still care so much about evaluations, it's really idle, and they are still under the banner of immortals, gods!"

He looked at the receipt information of the low-level quenching pill that he had successfully purchased, showing that it had been delivered, but he didn't even see a single hair.

This is a group of hacker brains composed of a gang of foolish liars!

Ding Dong Ding!

This 'ding dong ding' sound is the prompt sound of the interactive chat background of the store owner of the Tengu online shopping app. This function is the only innovation of Lu Fan, in order to allow sellers to exchange online sales experience with each other.

But in the real world, what good online store owner would pass on his wealth to others?

Isn't this teaching your opponent how to compete with yourself!

Therefore, his only bit of innovation, in the actual promotion, was also completely ignored, and was even ridiculed as adding to the snake.

The first to speak was Fairy Chang'e.

Fairy Chang'e: Dear fairy friends, this fairy is fortunate to be the first shopkeeper in the history of the fairy world to receive five-star praise, I am really happy!

Pleiades Star Officer: If you are not happy if you get 1,000 Yin Virtue points, I will be a little slower than you! Why is there no reward for second place?

Wenchang Xingjun: @嫦娥仙子, I want to report! You became the first person to be praised by five-star praise, it was Wu Gang who knelt and licked for you, and you brushed the order!

Fairy Chang'e: The stinky old man who sells brushes, be careful when you speak, do you have any evidence? @文昌星君

Wu Gang: Nima, stinky old man, be careful when you go out, my axe hasn't cut a laurel tree for a long time, I don't mind sharpening your blade! (Angry Expression)

Emperor Wenchang: Dog men and women who collude! This Xingjun is a Sven person, and he doesn't talk to you. Hmph, Wu Gang'er, don't be complacent, I'll go and breathe Marshal Tianpeng. (glare)

Wu Gang: Nima, I'll wait for you at the gate of the fairy cave, you dare to come out and try! (Bleeding Knife)

Wenchang Xingjun decisively admitted and stopped talking.

Lu Fan looked at these self-proclaimed immortals sneezing at each other, grinned and smirked, and said to himself: "What kind of people are these, who want to become psychopaths of gods!" ”

It's no wonder that they take a fancy to the APP they developed, that is, they are insane, and they can do so funny!

Lu Fan didn't plan to interject, if he chatted with them, he was afraid that he would also be brought into a mental illness, so he would treat it as a joke.

All of you who got the order, continue to gossip.

After a while, Zhao Gongming, the director of the Tianting Economic and Trade Development Management Office, was bubbling. He is the head of the immortal network project appointed by the Jade Emperor and instructed by the Buddha.

Zhao Gongming: Ahem, everyone be quiet!

The immortals hurriedly calmed down and wanted to see what was going on, so Director Zhao came to the chat background. Hasn't he been hanging out with the bigwigs of the fairy world lately!

Zhao Gongming: The director wants to criticize people, and it is a very serious criticism!

The hearts of the immortals tightened, and their hearts were full of apprehension. The God of Wealth wants to criticize people? I'm here to pay a penalty!

Fairy Chang'e: Director Zhao came to guide in his busy schedule, and the little fairy listened to him!

Zhao Gongming: Don't make a fool of yourself!

Wu Gang: ......

Zhao Gongming: As we all know, the Skynet project has just been launched, and the Jade Emperor and the Buddha attach great importance to this plan! Now in the galaxy of the universe, there is a scene of the river and the sea, and the creatures in each star field are multiplying and prosperous! But I'm afraid that the immortals have nothing to do and want to find something troublesome to do, so I will allow you to do business, earn Yin Virtue points, and give you the opportunity to ascend to the immortal level.

Reincarnation King: The Buddha is eternal, the Jade Emperor and the galaxy live together, we will follow to the death!

Zhao Gongming: Shut up! It's you who criticize!

Runner: !! (frightened expression)

Zhao Gongming: You received the first bad online shopping review in the history of the fairy world! This greatly dealt a blow to the original intention of the Jade Emperor and the Buddha to vigorously build a harmonious network in the fairy world, which caused great repercussions in the upper echelons of the fairy world, and even several ancient gods who did not ask about immortal affairs were shocked!

Seeing this, Lu Fan sneered and laughed out loud: "Bad review? Wheel King? Haha, my brother gave him a bad review! ”

Lu Fan was very proud, the bad reviews he gave made them so unhappy.

You deserve it, who let you psychopaths make fun of Lao Tzu.

Wheel King: Director Zhao is angry, Xiao Wang knows that he is wrong! (Shame)

The other nine halls of Hades spoke together: Don't take an example, don't take an example! We are willing to vouch for the tenth brother and ask Director Zhao to supervise.

Zhao Gongming: Punish you with 10,000 Yin Virtue Points! There will be a next time, and I will be waiting for you!

Reincarnation: ......

After speaking, Zhao Gongming left. The immortals watched Zhao Gongming's leader's avatar dim before they became presumptuous again.

Fairy Chang'e: 10,000 Yin virtue points, ten of you brothers are going to drink the northwest wind!

Wu Gang: The land in the Yama Palace is okay, it's good to sell it!

……

……

The other immortals kept taunting the Ten Halls Yama, which made them very unhappy.

Ten Hall Yamas: Farewell!

With the departure of the Ten Palaces Yama, the APP background returned to calm again.

Lu Fan watched the excitement for a long time, and was a little confused, but then he smiled and said: "It's a good thing to say, let's watch it as a joke to relieve boredom in the future!" ”

In the Yama Hall of the Underworld, the faces of the ten halls of Yama are darker than the other.

The Third Emperor of the Song Dynasty said angrily: "Without the Yin Virtue Point, how can our immortal rank rise, is it the dead ghosts who manage the universe galaxy for the Jade Emperor Lao'er?" ”

"The tenth brother asked the mortal Lu Fan to give praise, and it was originally a good intention, and the old ten can't be blamed for this matter!" The second king, King Chu Jiang, patted the wheel king on the shoulder and said, "This matter can't be counted like this!" ”

"What do you mean by Second Brother......" The Fifth Yama King frowned and asked nervously.

"The culprit is that mortal Lu Fan, you can't let him go!" King Chu Jiang trembled at the thought of the 10,000 Yin Virtue Points he was punished, and said angrily: "Kill him!" ”

"Huh? No! He is the backstage operator of the Tengu online shopping app! The timid old sixth king Bian Cheng hurriedly objected: "If this provokes any more trouble, be careful of being escorted to kill Sendai!" ”

The old King of Seven Taishan, who has always been thoughtful, summoned "Life and Death Book", found Lu Fan's name, shook his head and said: "This bastard Lu Fan's yang longevity can reach one hundred and twenty-four, which is considered a longevity on earth!" ”

King Taishan glanced at the nine brothers in a circle, and his eyes finally fell on the eldest brother Qin Guangwang, as if waiting for him to make a decision on what to do!

"The king of Hades told him to die for the third watch, who dares to keep him until the fifth watch!"

Li Guangwang's eyes were cold and scary, and he said silently: "Remove the word 'one', and change Yangshou to twenty-four!" ”

"That Lu Fan will not live for more than a month, and the fifteenth of next month will be his twenty-fourth birthday!" King Taishan looked at Lu Fan's birthday on "Life and Death", and said approvingly: "Birthday becomes death day, big brother is a good idea!" ”

"When his soul reaches hell, this king will reincarnate him as a beast!" The Reincarnation King gritted his teeth and said, he couldn't wait to pull Lu Fan down to hell to punish him immediately.

"Big brother, it's a big sin to change "Life and Death" without permission! Is this appropriate......" King Bian Cheng said worriedly.

"Which Heavenly Court Immortal did you see who came down to inspect and once flipped the Book of Life and Death?" King Li Guang's eyes showed a fierce light, and he said firmly: "If you dare to provoke the king of Hades, you must be killed!" ”

"Change!"

The other Hades finally made up their minds and said in unison.

On "Life and Death", Lu Fan's yang shou was changed to twenty-four, and at the moment when the change was completed, Lu Fan, who was sitting on the bed, felt a chill all over his body, and then sneezed deeply and returned to normal!

This is a symptom of the stripping of his body's yang energy, and after the stripping is completed, his body is in a stable state, and then it returns to normal.

Lu Fan touched his nose, quickly put on his clothes, glanced at the time, and said helplessly: "A hard life, I have to go to work if I am not feeling well!" ”

At this time, Lu Fan didn't know that he only had one month of longevity!