Chapter 2 Immortals also shop online

"He's courting a female colleague in our company, maybe asking me to send flowers to that female colleague on his behalf!" Lu Jingjing hurriedly came up with a plausible reason to justify, and then dodged Lu Fan's angry eyes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Humph! Really? The handsome man turned around and walked into the room, and said in disbelief: "Half of the pants are off, let him go quickly!" ”

Lu Jingjing pushed Lu Fan out of the room at once, she was a little embarrassed, and muttered to him in a low voice: "Why are you here?" ”

"Can't I come, the lease contract is all in my name!" Lu Fan rolled his eyes angrily, he couldn't figure out what was going on, "Who is that bastard?" ”

"Don't ask, let's go! We don't fit! Lu Jingjing turned her face away and stopped looking at Lu Fan.

"You're letting me go?" After Lu Fan finished roaring, he turned to a faint pain in his heart and said silently.

He's here to propose today..... Hehe, I didn't expect Lu Jingjing to be a green tea too!

Lu Jingjing lowered her head and didn't speak for a long time, then suddenly she smiled and said, "Marriage proposal, what do you have worthy of me marrying you?" Let me drink the northwest wind in this Fukagawa city? ”

She never wanted to be with Lu Fan, and their relationship was only in name.

Lu Jingjing is very realistic, in this prosperous Shenchuan City, she doesn't want to live a hard life.

Wouldn't it be better to have a rich boyfriend, who to sleep with?

Lu Jingjing looked at Lu Fan's poor appearance, and said with an ugly face: "He is Wei Zhen, the son of Wei Wentian, the deputy director of the Science and Technology Valley Management Office, and he will soon become my boyfriend!" ”

"So he's not your boyfriend yet!" Lu Fan was very surprised, she hadn't established a relationship with this person yet, so she slept with him!

"Will he be with you?" Lu Fan questioned.

"Why can't we be together?" Lu Jingjing glanced at Lu Fan, and when she saw that Lu Fan actually questioned whether Wei Zhen would be with her, she sneered: "Do you want to be with you, a turtle who is useless and can't even afford a house?" ”

Wei Zhen is not Lu Jingjing's boyfriend, a playboy like Wei Zhen, who is powerful and powerful, how can he look at Lu Jingjing.

He just couldn't find a female partner who met his psychological needs for a while, so he agreed to spend '5.20' with Lu Jingjing when she was seduced and licked in every way.

"I'm blind, you're this kind of person!" Lu Fan suddenly felt angina, like an unbearable pain like ten thousand arrows piercing his heart.

"The woman who is with you is blind!" Lu Jingjing touched the flowers on the ground and said with a disgusted face.

Lu Fan nodded silently, no longer saying anything, staying here any longer, he could only bring humiliation on himself!

After he came out of Lu Jingjing's apartment, he didn't know how long he had been wandering on the street outside, and when he returned to the bedroom with two bottles of liquor, it was already past eleven o'clock at night.

Lin Fatzi was not in the bedroom, facing this empty bedroom, thinking about Lu Jingjing's ridicule of her during the day, he felt lonely like never before.

β€œLoser! Poor! ”

He opened the liquor and poured it violently, inexplicably starting an evil fire.

"Even Lin Fatzi has gone out to be chic, and there is no one to drink with him!"

After a while, he drank a bottle of liquor, and was suddenly a little dizzy.

Ding dong!

Just when Lu Fan was disheartened, the text message prompt tone on his mobile phone sounded again after being silent for twelve hours.

'Preparations for the settlement of merchants in the fairy world have been completed and are in the process of being settled. ’

"Lao Tzu is not a tease! Don't bother Lao Tzu! FUCK! Lu Fan looked at this strange text message that was the same as during the day, and couldn't help but scold angrily.

He really couldn't understand that when he was most lost, there were still people who were making fun of themselves, which was really lacking in great virtue!

Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong.......

Lu Fan's mobile phone prompt rang rapidly, almost without any intermission, buzzing and trembling.

He was about to go crazy, and he clicked on his phone in annoyance, and was dumbfounded.

This is the background user information of the Tengu shopping app he developed.

The official flagship store of the Moon Palace has been settled, and the owner Chang'e Fairy, store ID: 00001;

The Hell Yin Cao supplies store has been settled, and the owner of the Ten Palaces of Yama is the Reincarnation King, store ID: 00002;

The Extraterrestrial Star Palace Spirit Stone Store has been settled, and the owner of the Pleiades Star Officer, store ID: 00003;

Nanhai Putuo incense shop has been settled, the store is subjective Shiyin Bodhisattva, store ID: 00004;

......

......

In an instant, the number of stores displayed on one page of his mobile phone screen was twenty, and there were more than thirty pages of new stores!

"What's the situation?" Lu Fan was suddenly a little confused, "Could it be that he was hacked by hackers?" ”

Lu Fan put down his phone and smirked: "What kind of hacker is this convulsive hacker who is deranged, come to hack me This worthless APP!" ”

After about half an hour or so, his mobile phone finally quieted down, and Lu Fan glanced at the notification message, and there were already more than seventy pages of newly opened online stores.

Ding dong!

"Come back to ......" Lu Fan looked at the dialog box that popped up on the screen again, shaking his head and shouting in frustration.

"100 Yin Virtue Points, it has been deposited into the mortal Lu Fan's account, please pay attention to check! Finance Department of Tianting Economic and Trade Development Responsibility Group. ”

"Nima! Lunatic! Nerve! ”

However, Lu Fan was still a little curious in his heart, which bastard was full of food and stretched out his fart, and he was bored and hacked his own APP.

Lu Fan moved his fingers and clicked on the account.

Suddenly, at the account login portal, a rotating Tai Chi Pisces diagram appeared, which read:

'Exploring Lu Fan's Divine Sense, the impostor was killed by thunder and thunder......

A black figure appeared on the screen, being smashed by the thunderbolt.

"This animation is worse than mine!" Lu Fan couldn't laugh or cry.

Ding dong!

'After the current user's divine sense has been investigated, the mortal body is of the third order, and the login is confirmed to be a mortal Lu Fan, and the login is allowed. ’

Lu Fan logged in to the main purchase station, browsed some products, and couldn't help scolding: "What the hell is this Nima selling?" ”

Seeing that he only had 100 Yin Virtues, he randomly clicked into the Wheel King's Hell Supplies Shop, ordered a random thing that could be bought, spent 99 Yin Virtues, and then confirmed the payment.

Ding dong!

"The baby low-level quenching pill has been paid successfully, and the system will automatically forward the Skynet Express, which is expected to arrive in an hour, please pay attention to check."

Lu Fan looked at the prompt message, and said with a smile: "Mentally handicapped hackers, even if they cheat money, they can get some real items, idiot!" ”

He threw his phone back on the table, once again in the agony of being kicked before he was really in love. The more he thought about it, the more he didn't even touch Lu Jingjing's hand, Lu Jingjing was actually talking to a rich second generation.

This society is really fucked up, let's use alcohol to kill our sorrows!

Lu Fan drank the remaining bottle of wine, and finally the wine was strong, he fell on the bed and fell asleep.

Less than two hours later, a flash of inspiration occurred on the table in the room.

A small blue-black pill appeared in the center of the table in front of the bed.

Ding dong!

Another APP message, sent by the shopkeeper Zhuan Wang: "Mortal Lu Fan, congratulations on becoming the first customer of our store, the express delivery has been delivered, please give five-star praise, there are good gifts to send Oh dear, Mo Da!" ”

It's late at night, and the world is still the same bustling and indifferent world, but the temperature has dropped a little.

Lin Fatzi plucked up the courage to go out for the first time to do a big health care, gave away his twenty-seven years of chastity, and returned to the dormitory in the middle of the night.

"Your grandma's, such a big smell of alcohol, looks like a frustrated feeling!" Lin Fatzi turned on the light and saw Lu Fan who was asleep, "There are tears in the corners of his eyes." ”

Lin Fatzi shook his head helplessly, stretched out his hand and shook the dazed Lu Fan, and said with emotion: "People who pay too much are the most likely to be injured!" ”

Lu Fan lay on the bed and chirped, "Jingjing..... Lush! ”

"Nima, if you drink like this alone, Lao Tzu will also take it!" Fat Lin took out a few hangover pills from the drawer and patted Lu Fan, "Come on, come on, hard-working brother, take some medicine and relieve alcohol!" ”

Lu Fan got up in a daze, and reached out to take the medicine from the fat man's hand, but he didn't want to knock the fat man's hand over.

Those few black hangover pills were scattered on the table, mixed with the low-level quenching pill.

"Damn, how can you drink so much!"

Lin Fatzi grabbed the medicine on the table again, and the low-level quenching pill was also among them, reached out and stuffed it into Lu Fan's mouth, and then took the water cup and poured him a sip of water, asking him to take the medicine.

After helping Lu Fan take the medicine, Lin Fatzi sat on the edge of Lu Fan's bed and played with his mobile phone for a while, then he also fell on Lu Fan's bed and fell asleep in a daze.