I saw the instructor running over angrily, snapped, and very savagely knocked off the cigarette in Liu Xiaole's hand, and shouted: "Who let you smoke in the corridor~!" ”

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Your uncle, can't you say something well? You have to move your hands and feet~!

The instructor put on a look of extreme disgust and said, "Don't you know that you can't smoke in the classroom?" ”

Originally, Liu Xiaole wanted to have a seizure and let a child younger than himself count down, this face would definitely not be able to hang up, but after thinking about it, he still controlled it, and on the occasion, he really ignored it.

Liu Xiaole's forbearance didn't seem to let the instructor give up, and then he said: "I don't know how your family educated you." ”

The disaster is not good for the family, listening to what the instructor said, Liu Xiaole came up as soon as he got angry.

Seeing that the instructor actually smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm angry, I'm angry, I can't afford it." ”

Damn, little Wang Ba Lamb, Lao Tzu will give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant here, this anger Liu Xiaole can't bear it, it's a big deal, I'm not looking for someone, I want to start a fight when I think of this.

Suddenly, a girl came from behind her, grabbing Liu Xiaole's already unrestrained reason, "Instructor, how do you speak?" Why don't you just smoke a cigarette and educate and educate? ”

When the instructor heard this, his head was full of black lines, and he couldn't imagine that someone would challenge his authority, and said, "Why are you talking to me, what is suitable for him to be a fool?" ”

At this time, the boss Wang Kai also came out, "Guide, have you said this?" ”

Seeing that the two of them were fighting with him, the instructor said with a dark face: "He smoked from here, what's wrong with me saying a few words?" You're still fighting with me? I'll tell you, what should you do in a hurry, or you will be punished~! ”

I heard that two people are one spirit, although I know that the instructor is really bragging, but Zhou Xiaoting is about to graduate, and it will be very uncomfortable if she is wearing small shoes, Wang Kai is a freshman, not to mention.

And the guide's actions, even passers-by point their fingers at him.

Seeing this, the instructor waved his hand at Liu Xiaole and said, "Okay, okay, let's go, don't take it as an example!" ”

Liu Xiaole really wanted to give Ya a full martial arts meal in public, but he couldn't, he was comfortable with this punch, but Zhou Xiaoting and Wang Kai were unlucky, and they couldn't be kind.

Hey, forget it, after all, it's just a few words, and there is no settlement of interests, endure others for a while, and take a step back to others and open the sky.

Liu Xiaole shook his head and turned his head into the classroom.

After a while, Zhou Xiaoting came in, sat next to Liu Xiaole, and reproached: "You too, why do you smoke in the corridor, didn't your family tell you that you can't smoke in public anymore?" ”

Zhang Kai said: "Hey, forget it, next time pay attention, Xiaole, you'd better quit smoking, smoking is really bad for the human body, not only affects yourself but also affects others, especially fertility~"

Hearing that it affects fertility, Liu Xiaole is clever, this is not good, he is about to have a child with Li Yi, if smoking affects the second generation, it will be terrible.

Quit smoking~! You must quit, Liu Xiaole secretly decided.

Although the instructor was damaged today, what made Liu Xiaole happy was that he was not indifferent here, and someone really stepped forward at a critical moment.

For a few days in a row, Liu Xiaole was still pretending to be stupid, but because he had quit smoking, he was very irritable.

On Friday, it was drizzling.

Originally, it was raining, and Liu Xiaole was going to be bored at home and skip class for a day, but today there was a water tribe elective, and the person who taught it was a nationally renowned aquarium expert, so he was interested.

I didn't expect that there are really experts and professors in the university who specialize in fish, and if it succeeds, let the family pull the strings, and the scientific research team that has been thinking about it for a long time will not fall into the net?

However, as soon as he came to class, Liu Xiaole was disappointed, the thin Professor Qu in front of him, in addition to introducing and explaining some of the most basic common sense, almost played soy sauce, and he was like this for several classes in a row, and there was no nutrition at all.

However, this nutrition is also for Liu Xiaole, he himself is an expert among experts, and this Professor Qu on the podium is a big talker, and it is impossible for him to feel nutritious.

Liu Xiaole's mediocre Ge You lay on the chair and dozed off.

Zhou Xiaoting, seeing and hearing this, frowned, and reminded in a low voice, "Xiaole, be mental, Professor Qu has seen you several times." ”

Liu Xiaole just hummed, and didn't think so, Professor Qu talked about Arowana in a big span.

Everyone hopes to be able to hear the knowledge of arowana in Professor Qu's mouth, and hopes that Professor Qu can explain what millions of arowana are like.

Liu Xiaole didn't say much about Arowana's understanding, and after listening to it for a while, he fell asleep again, which was in stark contrast to those students who craned their necks to listen to the lecture.

No way, it's too uncomfortable to quit smoking.

Professor Qu gave a lecture on the podium, while Liu Xiaole slept happily under the podium.

"No. 1 Red Dragon ~~~~" Halfway through the words, Professor Qu stopped talking, but stared at the audience, everyone followed Professor Qu's gaze, and it turned out that Professor Qu's target was the legendary Emperor Jue, Liu Xiaole.

Looking at Professor Qu's unkind eyes, Zhou Xiaoting immediately stabbed Liu Xiaole and reminded: "Xiaole." ”

Liu Xiaole squinted and raised his head? There was a dazed sound.

...... I fell asleep with this together, and I didn't listen to it at all~~!

"It seems that this classmate in the audience knows everything?" Professor Qu is a yin and yang strange qi.

That's right, I really know everything, and I nodded slightly.

...... It's really the ignorant who are fearless, and the world of fools seems to be incomprehensible.

Professor Qu said, "Then you tell me about it?" ”

Tell me? Let's talk about it, it's just that I'm annoying these days, so I'm slapping my face today and venting my anger.

Liu Xiaole stood up slowly, and everyone laughed secretly in their hearts when they heard this, this is a fool who is going to look foreign~~.

Zhou Xiaoting immediately grabbed Liu Xiaole's cuffs and openly challenged Professor Qu's authority, this is not a joke, not to mention, he has nothing to challenge, to put it bluntly, Liu Xiaole is mentally retarded~! If you talk nonsense, you will become a laughing stock.

Liu Xiaole didn't pay attention to it at all and cleared his throat.

Zhou Xiaoting couldn't stop Liu Xiaole and hurriedly said to Professor Qu: "Professor Qu, don't worry, his brain is a little bad, we all know it." ”

Professor Qu suddenly realized when he heard this, and said, "Oh, I know, it turns out that he is the mentally retarded?" What I said. ”

Then he said contemptuously to Liu Xiaole: "It turns out that my brain is not good~!" ”

Damn, your brain is not good, Liu Xiaole immediately blurted out: "Old god stick, your brain is sick~!" ”

......

As soon as these words came out, the four people were shocked, and the surroundings were silent, and Liu Xiaole spoke for the first time~! It was shocking, and Professor Qu, who was a senior in reputation, was called an old god by Liu Xiaole.

Professor Qu was a little stunned, pricked up his ears and said, "What did you kid say?" ”

Liu Xiaole also knew that he was speechless, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry Professor Qu, I was distracted." ”

Everyone was even more shocked when they heard that, it turned out that he was not stupid and logical.

Professor Qu shook his head, and didn't seem to care too much: "Okay, don't you know everything?" ”

Then he took out a picture and said, "Tell me what this is?" ”

Liu Xiaole didn't hesitate for a second: "B over the golden dragon." ”

Professor Qu raised his eyebrows and took out a picture again, "What about this." ”

"Gems."

At this time, the students were a little out of power, which ......

"Then you explain it to me."

Don't talk about explanations, it's no problem for Lao Tzu to take them out one by one, so he began to blurt out one by one like memorizing texts, and the students who ushered in it during the period exclaimed.

Marvel, the master is in the folk.

At this time, Professor Qu was also a little confused, and secretly said in his heart that this student really had a problem with his brain?

Then he asked, "You used to raise arowana." ”

Raised? Not only have you raised, but when Lao Tzu played Arowana, you didn't know which threshold you were stuck in.

But in front of the professor, it is still necessary to be modest, "a little research." ”

As soon as he was halfway through the conversation, the instructor rushed to inquire, pushed open the door and hurriedly walked in: "Professor Qu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll take this student away immediately!" ”

Without waiting for Professor Qu to speak, the instructor ran to Liu Xiaole's side and said, "I'll go to the office and call your parents~!" ”

......

The last time I was suffocating in the corridor, this guide held a grudge, and now he finally found an opportunity.

The university called the parents, wonderful, really wonderful, the class burst into laughter.

Liu Xiaole looked at the instructor's underwhelming face, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he opened the instructor's hand.

With a blow that came together, the instructor stumbled and said angrily, "You~"

At this time, Zhou Xiaoting also came back to her senses, and when she saw Liu Xiaole doing it with the guide, her face immediately turned green, "Xiaole, what are you doing, hurry up and apologize to the guide, otherwise it will be a big deal." ”

Liu Xiaole pointed to the instructor and said, "Apologize? I said to you, uncle, I have endured you for a long time. ”

...... Everyone once again fell into a state of deep bewilderment, this thing is not a hit, a blockbuster, first insult the professor, provoke the instructor, this person in front of him, who invited the rescuer?

The instructor didn't believe his ears and repeated, "What did you say? ”

Liu Xiaole said: "You are a child who doesn't sleep, owed~!" Hurry up and stay where it's cool. ”

...... The exit is dirty, and it doesn't have dirty words, everyone looks at Liu Xiaole like an alien, it's not that you can't speak, you don't dare to say it, the lethality is too great.

As an instructor at a prestigious university, he thinks he is highly respected, so he can stand this anger, so he grabbed Liu Xiaole and pulled him out.

Liu Xiaole took a sideways step, and with a slight push of his hand, the guide stumbled and flew a few meters away like a ball, knocking down a set of tables and chairs.

"Yo he, soft-footed fairy! Ten times in one night? Liu Xiaole said provocatively.

...... Here it is again, if it is so unbearable, there is no one in the classroom who was moved to a prestigious school by Liu Xiaole.

Look at Liu Xiaole at this time, where he still looks like a fool, a complete bastard.

The students hurriedly helped the instructor up, and the instructor sorted out his clothes in embarrassment, and said with a dark face: "It's against you, we haven't seen your student since the establishment of Beijing University." ”

Liu Xiaole squinted his eyes and said: "Sensei pressure me, Lao Tzu is so scared, I see that you are not big or small these days~!" I don't know how to be polite. ”

Then he added: "Tell you, pretend to be a master of leather shoes, pretend to be a bench, and then pretend to be a leg cut, and all fractures are broken in the board~!" ”

Hum, the whole class laughed again, no big or small? is also a set of sets, and even made a limerick poem, talent, really talent.

Beat? People practice their families, scolding? The other party is from a professional class, this can't be beaten, and the scolding can't be scolded, the instructor's face is like earth, standing in place and trembling.

After a few minutes of confrontation, the guide spoke first, "Okay, okay, okay, you wait for me~!" "Leave the classroom.

"You go, I'll wait? Sue the teacher? If you don't clean me up today, you are my grandson. ”

Hum ~ There was another burst of laughter.

The instructor stopped and pointed at Liu Xiaole, "Okay~!" ”

After the instructor left, Liu Xiaole returned to his seat as if nothing had happened. Of course, the matter must be not small, but it is the level of the family that must be cut.

Professor Qu's face was pale, he had never seen such a student, but he also appreciated this character.

Zhou Xiaoting was a little at a loss, her face was anxious, "It's over, it's over, it's not good to say that you're going to be fired now." ”

Liu Xiaole didn't speak, just smiled slightly.

Zhou Xiaoting sighed, after all, she was incapable of doing it.

Not long after, Director Li of the Academic Affairs Office came, and when he saw the people who came, everyone knew that Liu Xiaole was dead this time.

The instructor pointed at Liu Xiaole indignantly and said, "Director Li, it's him." ”

As soon as Director Li, who was traveling with him, entered the room, he glanced at Liu Xiaole, shook his head helplessly and said, "Xiaole, come out for a while." ”

Xiao Le???? Director Li actually called Liu Xiaole Xiaole, it seems that the two of them know each other.

The guide is also a little power-off at this time, which ~~~.

But the instructor didn't seem to have any eyebrows, and went out and said, "Director Li, he~~~." ”

Director Li interrupted: "Xiao He, this matter is like this first, you go back first." ”

Yes? Director He lost power a little, "That." ”

"Let's go back first, I'll let you know."

In front of so many students, he was scolded and pushed on his heels, how could Supervisor He give up and start chatting with Director Li, Liu Xiaole shook his head helplessly, this girl is really terrible with low emotional intelligence, who is with whom, can't you see it now? How did Mama Bear die? This is so stupid by you~!

Finally, Director Li was enraged by Instructor He's ink and interrupted: "Okay, it's not right for you to say this, other professors don't suggest it, what can you do?" Besides, people are in class, who gives you the right to disrupt the order of the class. ”

"It's not."

"Isn't it? Xiao He, your attitude towards students, many people have already reported to me that you have just graduated from college, and your work attitude is like this, how can you get it in the future. ”

Unexpectedly, Director Li turned against the army, and at this time, Director He realized that he had stabbed the hornet's nest and bowed his head and was silent.

"Okay, you go back first, the instructor won't serve for now, let's go and be a teaching assistant for Professor Wang first, and I'm exercising."

...... In a few words, the work was transferred, and at this time, Director He had the heart to cry.

After Director He left, Liu Xiaole said: "No, isn't it some?" ”

Director Li said: "It's not once or twice that he has come, it's all students who have come, and the impact is really not good." ”

Then he said: "What's the matter, what's so irritable." ”

Liu Xiaole said embarrassedly: "I have quit smoking these days, and I am a little irritable. ”

The reason why Director Li knew Liu Xiaole was because when the old man had his birthday a few days ago, the principal took Director Li with him, and Liu Xiaole's admission was also handled by Director Li, so the two of them are relatively familiar.

Director Li laughed and said, "What's the matter, you're going to have a child?" ”

Liu Xiaole nodded, "En." ”

Director Li said: "Well, if you want a child, you should quit that thing, it is harmful and unprofitable." ”

Liu Xiaole nodded.

Director Li said: "But Xiaole, you are in the aquarium business, and I heard that the ironback fish is with you." ”

Liu Xiaole replied, at the level of scientific research, it is no secret that he is the owner of the ironback fish.

"Professor Qu is Taishan Beidou in this regard, on par with your master Liu Yuanshan and Tian Lao, and besides, aren't you also looking for a scientific research team, he has one."

"Really!"

Then he said with a bitter face: "You don't know, I have a horse here now without a saddle, and I can't get on the horse for any project in such a big fishing ground. ”

"Well, then you have to be more careful, but it's not easy to invite him out of the mountain, this old thing is not going, pulling backwards, straightening out the hair, and it's done."

...... Isn't this a bit of a thing, but Liu Xiaole still agreed, "Cheng." ”

The bell rang after class while speaking, and all the students flocked out, Zhou Xiaoting walked out and looked at Liu Xiaole worriedly from a distance.

Professor Qu finally walked out with his hands behind his back, and Liu Xiaole hurriedly greeted him and said, "Professor Qu, I was offended just now. ”

Professor Qu actually put on a prodigal look, "It doesn't matter, just be happy." ”

......

Director Li smiled awkwardly.

Professor Qu is an old fritter, Liu Xiaole has heard of it a long time ago, and seeing it now still catches him off guard.

In the small talk, Liu Xiaole always felt that this old god, oh no, it was the old professor who had some "bad intentions" against him, and he really couldn't say what it was, and Director Li made extremely hidden eye contact with him, which made Liu Xiaole feel even more unsteady.

Robbery? Not really, robbed, even more impossible, that is? After thinking about it for a long time, I simply didn't want to, but it was still the same sentence, there must be a road before the car reached the mountain.

Zhou Xiaoting saw a few people chatting about you coming and going, and her heart relaxed a lot, at least she was sure that Liu Xiaole should have landed safely. What's more, looking at Liu Xiaole's speech and demeanor, it is confirmed that Liu Xiaole is definitely a normal person.

After saying goodbye to the two, Liu Xiaole saw that Zhou Xiaoting hadn't left yet, and walked over with a smile, "What, haven't left yet?" ”

Zhou Xiaoting said: "Xiaole, it turns out that you are really not stupid? ”

Liu Xiaole said with a bitter face: "What am I stupid, that's my daughter-in-law who hacked me~!" ”

"Daughter-in-law?" Zhou Xiaoting wondered.

"Yes, hey, the situation is quite complicated, and every family has a difficult scripture to read."

Hearing that, Zhou Xiaoting's face was a little gloomy, she didn't speak, and walked out of the door side by side.

Suddenly, a bell rang that mice love rice, Liu Xiaole looked at it, his face froze, he picked up the phone, and said in a flattering voice, "Hey, wife." ”

"Are you kid revealing his true form, and you're in trouble again~! My mom just called me. ”

"Where, where, wife, you are too careful."

"Sensei is messing with me here~~ Scolding the professor, beating the instructor, and during the class, live broadcast, okay, I'm holding back and playing big these days."

Liu Xiaole hurriedly explained, "Didn't I quit smoking?" A little irritable. ”

"Sensei told me this, okay, you are limited to get home within half an hour and accept the sanction."

After that, a busy tone came from the phone. Sensei said that the little raccoon must be waiting for him tonight.

Hanging up the phone, Liu Xiaole glanced at Zhou Xiaoting awkwardly. (To be continued.) )