In the car

Li Yi immediately changed his face and threatened: "Listen, here is my honest study, report what you have learned and what you have done every night, let me know what you should not do, you know the consequences~!" ”

Liu Xiaole's face was full of helplessness, I was so packaged by you like this, I want to do what I shouldn't do, and I can't do it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The next day, Li Yi bought Liu Xiaole a backpack, which was the kind of elementary school student.

Liu Xiaole was carrying a schoolbag with Mickey Mouse on it, and he couldn't wait to hit his head to death~! Looking at the passers-by throwing the same gaze as looking at aliens, Liu Xiaole really regretted that he shouldn't have done it at the beginning, damn, aren't I idle, what did I bring her to sign up for, God is forgivable, and I can't live if I do my own evil.

Liu Xiaole almost closed his eyes and walked the extremely difficult journey from the school gate to the classroom.

When Liu Xiaole pushed open the classroom door, he found that the road was long, his cultivation was far away, and the strong man entered the classroom and never returned.

I saw the chaotic classroom, and the moment Liu Xiaole entered the room, there was silence, followed by countless eyes with a strong desire for knowledge.

Liu Xiaole has experienced a lot of strong winds and waves, but in front of him, Liu Xiaole didn't know how to deal with it, just stood at the door awkwardly, without saying a word.

At this time, the senior yesterday hurriedly walked over and said in a coaxing tone: "It's okay, don't be afraid, Xiaole, you will be in class here in the future." ”

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At the same time, the classroom burst into laughter.

The senior was also embarrassed, he wanted to break the siege, but he didn't expect to become the ignition.

In this situation, what else can Liu Xiaole say, admit it~ Who let himself stand up to that wonderful wife.

Liu Xiaole looked for a seat with a dark face and threw his schoolbag aside.

When the two girls on the side saw this, they subconsciously moved out of a seat, kept a distance from them, and muttered in a low voice, "This person must be that wonderful." ”

"Yes."

Listening to the whispers of the two people, Liu Xiaole was not angry, after all, they were all children, it didn't matter.

After a while, the instructor came, looked at everyone, nodded with satisfaction, and then picked up the list and began to roll call.

After a while, I clicked on Liu Xiaole, "Liu Xiaole." ”

"Here." Liu Xiaole raised his hand and replied.

I heard that the classmates were boiling again, "Yo, this fool can talk~!" ”

The instructor said with a dark face: "Who is talking~!" ”

The instructor was angry, everyone stopped talking, Liu Xiaole said helplessly, he was actually regarded as a fool by everyone, not a simple problem of high scores and low ability.

Looking at everyone's disdainful expressions, Liu Xiaole shook his head helplessly, and secretly said that the current students have terrible low emotional intelligence, talking and talking, and only caring about others, but they don't know that they are also fellow believers.

Thinking of this, Liu Xiaole was a little disappointed, can these students have the person they are looking for?

Hey, a fool is a fool, there's nothing wrong with pretending to be stupid, at least you can see who is really dealing with you, at least you can see who is more trustworthy. On the contrary, those who show all your hole cards and find them with various halos on their heads may not be useful.

The instructor called the names, and the freshmen began to introduce themselves, these people are worthy of the pride of the sky, and they are different from each other, and their speech and demeanor are admirable.

When it was Liu Xiaole's turn, he got stuck again.

Introduce yourself? What's the introduction? Do fools still need to be introduced?

Immediately, Liu Xiaole stood up, looked at the instructor with a wooden expression, and said nothing, after a few minutes of silence, the instructor shook his head helplessly, and motioned for Liu Xiaole to sit down, and the class was laughing again.

There is no class today, everyone will group up for free activities after class, of course, except for Liu Xiaole, the reason is very simple, in this utilitarian world, everyone is busy socializing with people who are useful to themselves, and a mentally retarded? Hehe.

Liu Xiaole packed his schoolbag, it was still early, so he simply went back to the dormitory to take a look, although Liu Xiaole was a day student, but the dormitory fees were paid, and naturally he also had his own bed, at least take a look, don't lose it.

509, Liu Xiaole pushed open the door, and at this time, the three people in the house were all there, and it seemed that they were ready to go to bed.

Seeing Liu Xiaole, the faces of several people changed, but they quickly changed, and one of the people with glasses came over and said, "Liu Xiaole, my name is Wang Kai, hello." ”

Liu Xiaole stretched out his hand and shook hands with Wang Kai, and the rest of the people also came over enthusiastically, originally Liu Xiaole just wanted to take a look and leave, but he didn't expect a few people to be very enthusiastic, so he decided to stay a little longer.

Wang Kai said: "In this way, although I am not the biggest, but my bed is No. 1, let's divide it, I am the boss, Peng Hao, you are the second, the second, Huo Jiwu is the third, the third, Xiaole is the last to come, you are the fourth, the fourth." ”

I heard that everyone nodded in agreement, and Liu Xiaole also nodded, but he didn't speak, and everyone was not surprised, because at this time, Liu Xiaole gave everyone the impression that he was mentally retarded.

Seeing that the time is not early, the boss Zhang Kai suggested, "That's it, let's come here for the first time today, I suggest we go out and rub it off~!" Go Dutch. ”

Everyone praised it again and again.

A few people changed their clothes, then hooked their shoulders and walked out of the door, before going out Liu Xiaole threw the Mickey schoolbag on the bed, he decided, in the future, the school will go to the dormitory to get the book first, and he will no longer be embarrassed to take this pink Mickey.

Of course, the students did not have cars, and several people crowded the buses.

In the car, Wang Kai asked Liu Xiaole: "The fourth child is from Beijing?" ”

Liu Xiaole nodded.

Wang Kai then asked, "Fourth, what are the cheap and delicious places in the capital?" ”

Liu Xiaole pondered, although he has been in the capital for a long time, Liu Xiaole is really unsure of the place that is really suitable for student consumption, because he really can't measure what the students' consumption standards are.

Seeing that Liu Xiaole had lost the power again, Wang Kai shook his head with a smile: "That's it, let's be Wangfujing~!" ”

The unanimous vote passed, and the last few people ate all over the snack street, it is worth saying that this time it is the AAAB system, it is the three people A, and Liu Xiaole licked his face and was taken care of.

Liu Xiaole smiled secretly, it is estimated that the total net worth of the three people is not as much as their own profit in a day, it doesn't matter, if they are really in the same way, they will have a chance to pay it back in the future.

Through observation, Liu Xiaole found that the boss Wang Kai has a calm personality and is honest and honest. The second child, Peng Hao, has a flexible mind and is good at being smart. The third Huo Jiwu, there is nothing prominent, it belongs to the mahjong club, you can put it anywhere.

In the evening, Li Yi picked up Liu Xiaole at the agreed place.

In the car

"How?" Li Yi asked.

Liu Xiaole said: "Hey, I mentioned it, I'm famous now, and I've become mentally retarded in the history department~!" ”

Li Yi smiled when he heard this: "That's right, that's what you want, who would like a mentally retarded person~!" ”

Hearing that, Liu Xiaole could only shake his head helplessly, and he didn't speak for a day, which had already suffocated Liu Xiaole to the extreme.

"Well, keep it up, and come back sister will be rewarded."

Liu Xiaole raised his eyebrows and said, "What are you rewarding?" ”

Li Yi smiled: "Let you serve my sister once." ”

Hearing that Liu Xiaole's hormones suddenly rushed into his brain, he said, "No, no, come now." ”

Li Yi pulled out Liu Xiaole's outstretched hand and said, "What's the matter, it's driving, don't die?" ”

At this time, the car had already driven into the suburban road, Liu Xiaole hit the steering wheel, and the car entered the auxiliary road.

Li Yi was surprised: "You're crazy, you can't build it like this if the performance of the car is good~!" ”

The car stopped steadily, Liu Xiaole turned off the lights, locked the door, lowered the seat, and climbed onto Li Yi.

"What are you doing, Xiaole, the monkey is in a hurry, and the monkey is in a hurry, and it can't be done when you get home~!"

Liu Xiaole said: "I'm mentally retarded, of course not." ”

While talking, he took off Li Yi's clothes, and Li Yi also changed resistance to obedience, and finally tried his best to cooperate with Liu Xiaole, and the two of them found different pleasures in the alternative stimulation of the car shock, and soon the two of them reached the extreme at the same time.

Following

Liu Xiaole went to the dormitory to get his schoolbag first, because only the boss Wang Kai and Liu Xiaole were in the same department, so only he got up early and went to the classroom with Liu Xiaole.

From time to time on the road, some people pointed at Wang Kai, but indeed the pride of the sky is in the company of the mentally retarded, and some of them are too cheap, but Wang Kai disagreed, and said to Liu Xiaole, "Xiaole, don't care about them, just live your own life~!" ”

Liu Xiaole nodded with a smile when he heard this.

In the classroom at this time, everyone was basically seated, Liu Xiaole and Wang Kai could only find a corner to sit down, today is modern history, Liu Xiaole is still more interested, but I have to say that after the age of the year, plus business matters, it is difficult for Liu Xiaole to concentrate on listening to the class.

In other words, the students here are listening to the lectures for the future, while Liu Xiaole is purely for interest.

As soon as Liu Xiaole took out his mobile phone, a girl came from the side, "Excuse me, is there a place here?" ”

Before Liu Xiaole could speak, Wang Kai said first, "Yo he, senior sister, there is a place." ”

That being said, he gestured to the senior sister with his eyes, after all, the vacant seat was next to Liu Xiaole, and if he didn't care, it didn't mean that others didn't care.

Obviously, the senior sister didn't care at all, and she was by Liu Xiaole's side.

Liu Xiaole didn't care either, and continued to look down at his phone.

"Hello~!" Senior sister said.

There was no reply, Wang Kai touched Liu Xiaole vigorously and whispered, "Senior sister greets you." ”

As soon as Liu Xiaole looked up, someone took the initiative to greet him.

The senior sister didn't care, smiled slightly, and continued: "My name is Zhou Xiaoting, and I am a senior this year, please take care of me." ”

Liu Xiaole nodded and said hello.

However, the girl in front of her is really clear-eyed, if you score it, 90 points is no problem, and listening to the accent, coupled with the boldness from the inside, it should be a Northeasterner.

After a while, the lecturer came.

This course is really boring to listen to, Liu Xiaole picked up his mobile phone and sent a text message to Boss Wang, "How is Brother Wang?" ”

Soon came back after a short break, "Everything is fine, there is no movement, and the stingray has increased our turnover by another 300,000." ”

Liu Xiaole replied with an OK gesture.

Soon replied, "What is Xiaole doing now?" ”

Liu Xiaole took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the teacher's lecture in concealment and sent it over.

Soon there was a row of smiling expressions from there.

At the end of class, Liu Xiaole was really like a dream in the clouds, he couldn't help it, walked out of the classroom to the corridor, took out a Chinese stick, and lit it.

Everyone was surprised to see that the mentally retarded could smoke.

Liu Xiaole smiled awkwardly.

At this time, everyone understood this sentence, that is, poor people must have something to hate, Liu Xiaole's IQ was not high, and he was still contaminated with those bad habits, and his classmates disdained him more and more.

"Who let you smoke in the corridor~!" A cry was heard not far away. (To be continued.) )