"Hello students, it is a fate for everyone to be in this class family, welcome everyone to ......," said a golden retriever woman in her thirties from the podium, while another stood next to her. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Lu Fan Er guessed the front, she was really his homeroom teacher, and she also guessed the end, next to her, it was the counselor.

The head teacher briefly introduced himself on the podium, and then said some cumbersome words, which Lu Faner felt were all innocuous words. He felt sleepy, spread his hands on the desk, put his head on his hands, looked at the podium like this, and talked for a long time, Lu Faner only knew that the head teacher's surname was Zheng, and then thought that her ancestor might be the person who was very successful in sailing.

After the head teacher finished speaking, the counselor went up and went one after another, after Lu Faner heard her introduce her surname, he thought about the more famous surname Ji in ancient times, thought of Ji Da Tobacco Bag, and then speculated that she was Ji Xiaolan's granddaughter?

"Three? V? When he was bored, he always thought about these boring things, and after thinking about it for a while, he felt bored, so he turned his head to look at the blue sky and white clouds.

There was not a trace of white clouds in the sky, and the color was surprisingly blue, and from time to time a few swallows flew by, and in the blink of an eye, they were negligent. Lu Fan'er stared at the blue sky in a daze, this blue sky reminded him of a person, she said to him, "Blue is the color of melancholy, the color of youth, the color of eternity......"

Lu Faner's favorite color is purple, purple is close to blue, what color does it belong to? Is it also an eternal color? Before Lu Faner could ask her, they cut off contact.

After breaking the connection, he really found the color he liked, and there would be bumps and bumps in training every day, and many parts of his body were blue and purple, and there was no time to stop. When he looked at the blue and purple on his body, he would think of the girl who had come, but just thinking about it, he felt that he and her had been scattered in their respective worlds.

Now he didn't have a single bruise or purple on his body, and his skin was all bronzed. A jet flew by in the sky, leaving a clear trail of white clouds and smoke, which was so white against the clear blue sky. After a moment's effort, the clouds and smoke slowly faded, gradually disappeared into nothingness, and the sky was free of traces of airplanes, and gradually restored the blue of the sky.

"Where do I come from? I said that I had forgotten all the traces I had walked before, I was Lu Faner, and my new traces had just started here, and I didn't know where I came from, only where I was going...... If you want to ask me where I'm from, Dongsheng Shenzhou Aolai Country! He reined in his thoughts and regained his guilt.

"What did the class teacher and the counselor say?" Lu Fan Er asked Zhou Zhicheng after the meeting.

"The counselor is in top shape, don't you think? The bad thing is that I'm a little older than me," Zhou Zhicheng replied to the question, "The following are not in the middle of the middle?" ”

"The young ones in **** can be brought up, this, you can have it," Lu Faner guided Zhou Zhicheng to a very bright road to pickling girls based on his experience of watching A for many years.

"Don't do it, don't do it, the counselor is half of our teacher, this kind of offense is too disrespectful."

"Teacher Cang is also our teacher, she is in the same room with you and a lonely widow to teach you, are you sure that you will become an immortal or a god?"

"Willing to be squeezed dry by Teacher Cang and die !!" Zhou Zhicheng revealed his true nature.

"You don't just drain yourself in the toilet first."

Zhou Zhicheng smiled awkwardly, "Let's go to dinner, military training in the afternoon." ”

"You go first, I'll wait for the others."

An Suzhi was behind Lu Fan Er, and when he saw her chatting with a few girls, he just stood in place and waited. Is it a TV series for three women and a TV series for six women? How can we talk endlessly!?

"An Suzhi, let's eat together," Lu Fan Er said when An Suzhi and the others approached.

"Do I have to change your name to 'Uncomfortable Doesn't Invite People to Dinner?'" An Suzhi stood two steps away from Lu Fan and said to him, "What are the intentions?" Say ~~~"

An Suzhi's words caused several women next to her to laugh, Lu Faner was very dissatisfied, damn, if it weren't for your fucking dad telling me to take care of you like a mentally handicapped child, I wouldn't have fucking gone to see all kinds of flower girls from all walks of life! Also attempted! What's the picture? You don't even understand how to build our relationship with good intentions, your grandfather's! Forget it, big husband, the strange man can bend and stretch, and he is nothing if he is wronged, so he turned to a smile on his face: "Just invite Miss An to dinner, what can you try?" Let's enjoy a thin face......"

"Please leave me alone, I won't go, unless ......" An Suzhi looked at the few flower girls next to her, "Hmm~~" gestured towards Lu Fan Er.

Lu Fan Er immediately understood the meaning, "Little witch, little witch, you are a rich landlord and old wealth, and you don't know the hardships of our poor peasants!" "He cried out in his heart that he was a miserable man.

People are poor and short-minded, horses are thin and long-haired, although Lu Faner is short-sighted, he can't have a trace of concerns, especially in front of many girls, worrying that inviting guests to dinner will deduct impression points, so he said magnanimously: "Just a few of you?" I've got it! "I can't bear the wolf, and I can't afford to spend money to catch the little witch!

An Suzhi snatched a step over, stretched out a hand and pinched Lu Fan Er involuntarily, "Every time you speak, there is no serious moment!" What did you pack? ”

"What's wrong, I'll just say that I 'packed' a few of you lunch, is it because your thoughts are not pure and want to be crooked?" Lu Fan Er swore to defend his serious image.

"Are we not pure in thought? Are you embarrassed to come out and talk wild about this bottle of industrial alcohol? ”

What industrial alcohol? Lu Fan Er sounded strangely confused. An Suzhi is right, he is impure in thought, but his impurity is well-founded, didn't Kong Dasheng say: chromophobia! After all, he is a saint with great wisdom, who gets to the point as soon as he speaks, and explains the root of all impurities so thoroughly and so straightforwardly in one sentence. The saints have said so, and he Lu Fan Er is not pure and can be forgiven. What's more, if a person is not a sage, who can be pure?

"I admit that the thoughts are impure, give face, don't let more people know, is it feasible?" Lu Fan Er lowered his voice and said to An Suzhi.

"You've finally told the truth," Ansuzhi said with a smile.

"Let's go, let's go, I'll invite you for today's meal," Lu Fan Er wanted to say who wanted to eat with him, but he was afraid that An Suzhi would say that he was not serious, so he had to say this.

As he walked, Lu Fan Er slowly approached Hua Min and said the question he was entangled with just now: "Xiao ...... just now What does Asuzhi mean by 'industrial alcohol' just now? ”

Hua Min'er suddenly laughed, "Hey, Suzhi, Lu Faner asked me what 'industrial alcohol' meant." ”

Damn, Hua Min boy, the old man missaw you, betrayed Lao Tzu! I thought you were loyal and honest, and you would help your relatives, and you didn't want to sell me and look at me sincerely. People should not be good-looking, the most poisonous women's hearts, and the ancients did not deceive the rest. Lu Fan Er was dissatisfied with Hua Min's words.

Hua Min said that sentence, which caused several other guys to laugh out loud and laugh madly, while Lu Fan Er was a fool, seeing a group of crazy people laughing, he was stunned. Later, Hua Min said to Lu Faner: "Say that you are industrial alcohol - fake pure (methanol)." ”

"What a fuck! I can't even think of such a simple answer, and let these mentally retarded people make fun of me, what a shame! Just now I even thought about industrial alcohol, the alcohol content is high, and the brewing is a spirit, and the spirits are also bad wine, and the bad wine is not good, so I just don't have a good look, how can I think of methanol is fake and pure. In short, being teased by a few girls, being too ashamed, losing face, and carrying forward the spirit of asking if you don't understand is not necessarily good. Lu Fan Er was laughed at and lowered his head.

An Suzhi waited for the others to enter a steak shop, and Lu Fan Er arrived at the door of the store and inspected the decoration of the store, "Mom, the price must be expensive!" "Lu Fan Er has always judged the price of the shop by the gorgeous decoration of the store, this shop is not badly decorated, he is still thinking about how to solve the battle without blood, just a roadside stall at will, for him, a poor peasant, the best choice, how to think An Suzhi's group of landlords want to eat steak, this is good, this posture has to make him the few soldiers of the three armies who are on standby in his pocket are killed and injured!

Gritting his teeth, stomping his feet, his heart was horizontal, and Lu Fan Er was out! "These hundreds of foreign rights should be regarded as an investment in love, there is no income without investment, and it is not good to make this investment of love have a return on love, and a beautiful woman during them can't help but fall in love with me, this small cost investment is still worth it." He was relieved to think of such a good investment plan.

"What if the investment fails? I had to be cheeky at the end of the month, stalking the little witch and rubbing her with rice, Hua Min's simple and kind appearance, it is not a problem to pit her a few times with a little beautiful man, anyway, the man is old and dog-faced, there is nothing to be ashamed of. ”

The meal was extremely depressed, and several women were talking about what cosmetics to do in which store for nail art, hairdressing, etc., Lu Fan Er couldn't interject at all, he could only look at them chattering and think: "These guys, were they long-tongued women in their last life?" I hung up before I had enough words in my previous life, and I was reincarnated in this life, do you want to finish what I didn't finish in my previous life? ”

Lu Fan Er was left to the side like air, depressedly using a fork and knife to unload a piece of beef in the bowl, Hua Min seemed to sense that he was being snubbed, so he said a very gentle and warm sentence: "Can you pour me a glass of water?" Thank you ......."