Hua Min's cheeks suddenly turned crimson, and when he looked at Lu Faner, he lowered his head and said timidly, "Your beard is very clean today......

Listening to her say this, Lu Faner's jaw almost fell, this Nizi, only pay attention to his external things, and this external is not the point, he thinks that the most important and important point of his appearance is that he is handsome! And the little girl in front of him turned a blind eye, what a big decorum this is!

"Can't you see anything special beyond that?"

Hua Min raised his head slightly, lowered his face again, and stopped talking. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 At this time, the door opened, and An Suzhilei's mother-in-law came to smash the field: "I said Lu Faner, don't you feel disgusted when you come to the door of our bedroom early in the morning to make a fuss?" ”

Lu Fan Er returned to his normal standing posture, and it was probably no good for the little witch to appear.

Shower? Am I good to have capital? Lu Fan Er was very dissatisfied in his heart, "I kindly told you to get up and prepare for the class meeting?" You say I'm making a fuss? Don't you feel ashamed that your kindness has been used as a donkey's liver and lungs? ”

An Suzhi's disdainful gaze fell on Lu Fan Er, "Are you kind? When did you change your career to a good Samaritan? You know that you can't talk about serious things all day long, what else can you do if you don't make two mistakes? ”

Early in the morning, Lu Fan Er was innocently counted by An Suzhi at the door.

"It's too unlucky, I was criticized by girls early in the morning, and going out is not good for the market." Lu Fan Er rolled back to the dormitory. He thought that the relationship with An Suzhi was like a spring breeze in March, but he didn't want An Suzhi to target him everywhere, and it seemed that there was still a lot of work to be done in their relationship.

Before the class meeting, Lu Faner, Fat Beauty and Zhou Zhicheng came to the designated classroom, and the classroom was already overcrowded. Lu Fan Er found the last seat and sat down, Zhou Zhicheng sat with him, and the fat beauty took the notebook and ran to the first table. Girls, they like to sit in the first row to understand, this is the consensus of Lu Faner and Zhou Zhicheng.

In fact, it is good to sit in the last seat, close to the window, close to the back door, the air is fresh, the heart is relaxed, in case of a fire, earthquake, natural disaster or something, you can be the first to climb the window and slip out, to avoid the worry of crowding and stampede accidents, you can also save your life, 100% safety first, the last seat is a piece of insurance blessed land, is a good place to learn and go to class! These are all messy conclusions that Lu Faner came to when he was in school before.

Lu Fan Er looked around the last seat, only he and Zhou Zhicheng were the goods, and the top was full of black maids' heads and colorful clothes, Lu Fan Er laughed secretly in his heart: "You stupid human beings~~~"

In the event of a natural disaster, Lu Fan Er, he can run, but what about the little witch? Damn, this guy is sitting in the third row in front of him, and he's talking to some girls! Can the little witch's stinky temper be so good? Lu Fan Er complained inwardly that she ran to sit in front of her, and also deeply doubted An Suzhi's popularity.

Suspicion turned to suspicion, and he turned to think of the natural disaster that could occur in 1 in 10,000, and secretly scolded the cursed Wanbaoshan to tie his life to An Suzhi.

"Even if I escaped from nature, the little witch didn't come out in the end~~~ Then I, doesn't it mean that I also hanged? Damn! There was no beginning to the task to be performed, but I took such a fucking task first******!!! ”

"But as a promising young man who has read the books of sages and has a high level of Chinese, why do I complain about life so often?" Lu Faner realized the gaffe of his thoughts, quickly adjusted, and returned to the current college journey that was about to be beautiful.

Well, to think in a good direction, to think in a good direction~~ in a good direction, the work of the Department of Finance and Economics, the accounting major, the ratio of men and women is greatly imbalanced. Lu Fan Er looked at the six roads with his eyes and listened to all directions: Yo, this woman's length is okay, the one on her left is very good, but unfortunately her chest is a little flat...... In college, there is still four years of room for improvement; The one in the top left corner is beautiful enough,! Speaks like a man's voice! How does the guy over there look like a man, only to judge that she is a female animal by listening to her voice~~~

Lu Faner and Zhou Zhicheng reviewed the girls with great interest in the back, and secretly commented on the girls from all walks of life.

"Let's see, it's still the one from your family who comes out on top," Zhou Zhicheng whispered to Lu Faner, "Why don't I have the blessing of you, second brother!?" ”

"My one? My family is still on his way to Earth! Lu Fan Er couldn't say that An Suzhi was not his dish, so he said: "Don't be too envious, just be jealous and jealous." He felt the need to lie, lest other lonely male singles hear that An Suzhi has no boyfriend, and they will rush to chase after him for a while, and his escort task will be much more complicated, in order to reduce unnecessary trouble, Lu Fan Er He decided to wronged himself to be An Suzhi's prospective boyfriend temporarily.

"I have to hurry up and hook up, otherwise the good girls will be fished out," Zhou Zhicheng has a firm gaze, and he wants to embark on his sacred love road in the sacred university.

"Good girls are ...... Finished fishing? Damn, what should I do if I'm really done? Do I have to sacrifice my possible future love in order to protect the little witch? Lu Faner fell into deep thought.

"Take a step back and think about it, love is not something indispensable, it is dispensable. If you have it, you have to go shopping, you have to eat, you have to please, you have to follow, you have to serve, you have to be considerate, you have to ...... These are all necessary steps for the so-called romance, which is really cumbersome to think about, so don't do it. Although I said no, I still longed to be favored by the old moon god of love, which is similar to the Japanese film woman in bed, shouting 'Ya extinguish the dish, Ya extinguish the dis......h', but in fact, the psychological needs are so eager that it can't be done. Well, I'll admit, I'm hungry for love. But at the moment, the little witch has become an obstacle to my love, and it is nothing more than a tigress ambushing me to be around, with a tigress by my side, will there be a beautiful woman with a spirit of courage to take the bait automatically? You don't have to think about it to know that I'm still dead. ”

"Then hurry up and cast the net, otherwise all you will get is small fish and shrimp," Lu Fan Er sighed that he couldn't get the conclusion of love, and shifted his hope to support Zhou Zhicheng to put a few more girls.

Don't you put a few girls worthy of the class? There are more than forty girls in the class, and there are only five male animals including Lu Fan Er, a ratio of eight to one, will you feel a failure if you don't catch one?

It's quite a failure not to get one, Lu Fan Er privately planned himself as a master of the Tao who saw through the red dust, and he saw through the red dust, would he care about failure? He has done a good job of being a character like "there is no love in college".

"I like this, this, and that ......" Zhou Zhicheng designated six or seven girls with his fingers in one breath, saying that these were his favorite dishes, which met his appetite.

An Suzhi was not on the list, and Zhou Zhicheng really believed that she was Lu Faner's dish. Hua Min's Nizi is also on Zhou Zhicheng's list, the other six don't know each other, looking at the side is very beautiful, there are two or three Lu Fan Er who haven't seen the front, I don't know if it's a back killer?

"Hey, that voice is thicker than yours, can you do it?" Lu Fan Er and Zhou Zhicheng pointed to the girl who spoke roughly, "It's very beautiful, but can you stand the screaming of men and girls in bed?" ”

"Well, that's reasonable, this one is eliminated," Zhou Zhicheng thought about it, and reluctantly cut his love, "If she and the fat beauty switch tones, it will be perfect." ”

"God can't give human beings perfection, give you a beautiful face, don't give you a good vocal cord, or give you a proud chest," Lu Fan Er said Kankan, pointing to one of the girls that Zhou Zhicheng has a crush on.

"It's even more deflated than my chest," Zhou Zhicheng pulled down his face and said, "As you said before, I was attracted by her appearance and ignored her figure, this, crossed out, is not considered." After saying that, he blacked out another girl.

"You can use your industrious hands, on her airport, day and night, to work your hands, and the two peaks will stand up because of your hard work, and then you will be indispensable, and she will favor you." Lu Faner said.

"If I want to stand up, I will definitely have to rub my hands until I shed a few layers of skin, so it is better to let her go to the plastic surgery hospital."

"Would you like to untie a pair of silicone? - Anyway, I don't want to kill 10,000. ”

"My sister-in-law is so upright, is it the credit of my brother?" Zhou Zhicheng said with a wicked smile.

Lu Fan Er listened, glanced at An Suzhi, that guy was still talking to the girl at her back table, he looked excited and happy, he stared at a pair of buns like a dog, damn, it is indeed gluttonous, in fact, their growth and development have nothing to do with Lu Fan Er. Lu Fan Er sighed: "It's a pity that it's not me. ”

At this time, two women walked into the classroom, one was about thirty years old, with curly hair, and still a golden retriever, Lu Fan Er guessed that she was their class teacher; Not much older than him, based on his intuition, she is not a teacher, and she doesn't look like a student, what is it? There will always be a staff officer next to the chief, and this woman is the head teacher's staff officer? After thinking about it for about three seconds, the answer surfaced: counselor.

"The head teacher and counselor are here, so let's get ready to hear something." Lu Fan Er turned his head and whispered to Zhou Zhicheng.