"Chrysanthemum Treasure Book"!

Sun Wukong sneered and said to Yang Chong: "Do you know why I was able to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago? ”

Yang Chong took a breath of cold air: "Could it be ......?"

Sun Wukong said: "Yes, it's because I have practiced the invincible chrysanthemum magic in the world." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

It is rumored that as early as the beginning of Hongjun Ancestor's creation, he left a "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book", claiming to give human beings more choices. Later, Nuwa gained power, cut the soil to create people, and divided the human sex into men and women, and the same sex no longer copulated, so the "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book" was neglected and spread to the unknown Huaguo Mountain.

After Sun Wukong jumped out of the stone, he stumbled upon this treasure book and began to cultivate.

A few years later, he was able to fight all over Wuhua Mountain, and he also became the Monkey King, and went to the East China Sea to get the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick.

Later, when I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I found out that the "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book" was so strong!

Later, after being pressed on the Five Finger Mountain, the Buddha opened the title page of the "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book", and sighed after reading the text: "The evil demon is outside." ”

It turned out that the text read: "If you want to practice this skill, the chrysanthemum must be loosened." ”

Five hundred years later, Sun Wukong, who saw Tang Sanzang, was immediately moved by his appearance, immediately worshipped him as a teacher, and made a vow to stay for a lifetime: "From now on, your chrysanthemums will be guarded by me." ”

Reverses time and space.

At this time, Yang Chong's heart was like ashes, and he knew that he could no longer complete the system task.

Sun Wukong's golden hoop rod was already aimed at the top of his head.

It only takes one stick to wipe him out.

"Wait!" Yang Chong raised his hand.

"What else do you have to say?" Monkey King said.

"Can you let me say another word before I do it for a while?" Yang Chong said.

"You say." Monkey King said.

Yang Chong pressed his chest with both hands, rubbed it unsatisfactorily, and then said reluctantly: "Actually, Lao Tzu is a man......"

Before he finished speaking, Sun Wukong had already beaten him into a ball of meat with a stick!

……

On the eighth day of March, the weather was gloomy.

Yang Chong got up from the bed and rubbed his swollen head.

As soon as he turned over, he found himself holding a woman's body.

It should be upright, and it should be warped.

, the figure is so good!

He touched his lower body, and immediately frowned: "Mother, I'm finally a man, and I'm a 'big man'!" ”

Wait a minute, let me see my wife.

With such a good figure, she must be a beauty.

Yang Chong pulled the woman's body over, and as the flesh gradually appeared, his mouth opened wider and wider.

Oh my god, what a black girl!

What caught her eye was a black and shiny woman's body, she was wearing a pure white pajamas, with a huge neckline, and from Yang Chong's point of view, the scenery on her chest was unobstructed.

But unfortunately, Yang Chong couldn't stand up no matter how he looked at it.

No racist meaning, but this breed ...... I'm not used to it!

It was then that he suddenly thought of something that might have been even more unfortunate. So he carefully raised his arm, and he went from closing his eyes to slowly opening them, and finally seeing his skin color clearly.

Then he screamed and fainted.

I'm black!

It didn't take long for Yang Chong to feel someone covering his face with something, and he was awakened. When he woke up, his eyes were pitch black, and he suddenly reacted to the fact that someone actually covered his face with his chest. Needless to say, it is his wife Michelle, who wakes up her husband in this way every morning, even though he is now the president of the United States.

That's right, Yang Chong's current identity is the president of the United States, Oba Donkey.

"Hani, the sun is already on your ass!"

Michelle kissed Yang Chong on the mouth, then helped him get dressed and went to wash first.

Yang Chong sat on the bed for a while, temporarily accepting this setting.

He awakened the Great Soul Piercing System in his mind.

With the sound of "Didi", the Great Soul Piercing System turned into a light curtain in Yang Chong's mind, which recorded Yang Chong's score on the completion of yesterday's task.

[Mission Score: 0 points]

[XP gained: 0 points]

[Accumulated experience: 23 points]

[77 XP points away from upgrading to Level 2]

Yang Chong shook his head, yesterday was really useless, a day was wasted, and today must complete the task perfectly. He slid his finger down in the air, and the system light curtain began to renovate. After a few seconds, a new data card appeared in a light curtain. In the upper left is a photo of the subject of today's soul piercing, and his information is written in the rest of the place.

[Soul Piercing Object: U.S. President Oba Donkey]

[Mission of the day: Prevent the United States from sending ground troops in Syria]

[Setting Ability: Mental Perspective]

To be honest, this identity is challenging.

In the past, Yang Chong was just a sling after all, and what he thought about the most every day was to eat, sleep, and stroke, where did he know about any national affairs. Occasionally, he made some comments on the international news, and was sprayed with "eating gutter oil, Zhongnanhai's heart", he was not interested in being sprayed, and he didn't want to meddle at all.

Besides, the ass determines the head.

The emperor in the imagination of the peasants was a high-ranking peasant who ploughed the fields with a golden hoe.

The status is not the same, and the thinking line is not at the same level at all.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, it's about experiencing life, and if you mess up, the United States will suffer, and Lao Tzu doesn't want these 10 points.

Thinking of this, he happily ran to the bathroom to see Michelle, wanting to try that the psychological perspective tube didn't work.

Michelle was brushing her teeth, and the mouth full of toothpaste foam was a little strange compared to her dark complexion. Yang Chong secretly screamed awkwardly in his heart, but with a smile on his face, he hugged her from behind, his face was close to his face, and his hands couldn't help but wander upward.

"What are you doing!" Michelle laughed.

"I'm sorry, professional habits, it's smooth." Yang Chong grinned and said, "Where are you going today?" ”

This sentence is a temptation, first asking questions, then looking into her mental activities, and finally comparing with her answers.

"Oh, I want to think about it." Michelle looked up and pondered for a moment, "By the way, I'm going to Utah to do public welfare activities." ”

"Hey, huh?" Yang Chong laughed happily.

This black girl actually wants to be Menglaozi!

Yang Chong saw Michelle's mental activity clearly just now, and after hearing the question, the first answer that came to her mind was to go to Clinton's house for a tryst, but she omitted it very secretly, and then began to emerge other nonsense answers. It is common sense that anyone's knee-jerk reaction is often his most genuine reaction, so Yang Chong can conclude that Michelle is lying, and his psychological perspective has been proven to be very effective.

But the crux of the matter is that Michelle actually has a leg with Clinton!

inadvertently dug up a scandal.

Hmph, you little black girl, are you emulating Lewinsky more than ten years ago?

Originally, Yang Chong was still digging gossip with a playful mentality, but he suddenly realized his identity, as the president of the United States, his wife actually had a hot fight with the previous president, should he be angry?