It's you!

Pig!

I saw a pig's head with a fat head and big ears slowly rising from the water, looking at the appearance of a nose full of boogers, isn't it Zhu Bajie?

Yang Chong's seven people saw the opportunity very quickly, and as soon as they saw that a pig had broken in, they immediately flew away and went ashore, using their great magical powers to spit out spider silk, which condensed into their own clothes in the air, and with a slight wave of their jade hand, the clothes were naturally worn on their bodies. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The old pig is a little sullen, why did I leave the little ladies as soon as I came?

Even if the species are different, you are spiders and I am pigs, but we are all pigs!

"Well, why did you break into my silk hole?" The second sister pointed at Zhu Bajie sternly.

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Zhu Bajie climbed ashore with no interest, "Hurry up and tell me honestly, where did you kidnap my bald donkey?" ”

"You're here to save him?"

"Not bad."

"It's a pity you can't save him."

"Why?"

"Because you're a pig......"

Damn, racism!

Zhu Bajie was indignant: "What age are you still engaged in racial discrimination, what's the matter, the spider's eight legs are amazing?" ”

Yang Chong smiled: "At least we are not pig-brained like you and dare to break into other people's base camps." ”

After speaking, the seven people swooped over together, their bodies turned into seven streamers, and they circled around Zhu Bajie hundreds of times in an instant. Zhu Bajie kept shaking his head as if he was counting the stars.

However, after a few breaths, he found that he was wrapped in spider silk and made into rice dumplings.

"What's the matter, is this a marshmallow?" Zhu Bajie stretched out his tongue and licked the spider silk, "Damn, it's so bitter!" ”

"Of course it's bitter! You don't want to think about it, you pigs eat and, and we spiders eat and, you think about the difference between the two. ”

So Zhu Bajie suddenly had a feeling of licking.

In a fit of rage, he fainted.

When he woke up again, he was already tied to Tang Seng.

As soon as his eyes opened, Tang Seng's fluttering voice came from beside him: "Wu Neng, I have been waiting for you for a long time." ”

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes: "It's not that I was arrested to save you." ”

Tang Seng said: "As a teacher, I know that you will not abandon me." ”

Zhu Bajie took a sip and said, "Phew, don't be stinky and beautiful." If you hadn't locked Lao Sha's suitcase with a lock, the fool would have risked his life to come to you. Damn, hand over the key quickly, Lao Tzu wants to divide the luggage and go back to Gao Laozhuang! ”

Tang Seng shook his head and sighed: "You are really a complete pig!" ”

Zhu Bajie said: "What do you mean? ”

Tang Seng said: "Didn't you find that the suitcase is made of vines?" ”

Zhu Bajie suddenly understood.

yes, since the box is made of vines, why do I have to pick the lock, just tear it up?

Although the lock is metal, the vine is nothing more than wood.

He knocked his pig's head in hatred.

This was the first time he doubted his IQ.

"Forget it, we've all been arrested anyway, as long as that stinky monkey is still there, it can rescue us sooner or later." Zhu Bajie thought calmly.

……

Yang Chong was very anxious now.

He desperately wanted to sleep with Tang Seng, but it didn't matter, the six little sisters were too clingy to give him a chance to come out alone.

At this time, someone outside the door of Pansi Cave came to fight.

The man called himself Monkey King.

Yang Chong secretly screamed badly, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly thought about it, so he sent the six little sisters out, asking them to temporarily resist the attack of the stinky monkey, and he went to put Tang Sanzang in the pot and boiled it first.

As soon as the six sisters left, Yang Chong ran to the place where Tang Seng was being held.

It's still a fart, it's important to shoot a shot!

He untied the spider silk that bound Tang Seng, lay down on the ground, and said, "Come on, hurry up, grass me!" ”

Tang Seng was so frightened that his hands reached into his mouth: "What are you talking about?" ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Don't you understand, she let you her." ”

Yang Chong hurriedly said: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!" ”

Tang Seng glanced at Zhu Bajie and said, "How embarrassed it is to have a pig watching here." ”

At this time, the sky was already dark, and the sound of Sun Wukong and the six sisters fighting outside the door gradually sounded, Yang Chong knew that there was not much time left, so he pressed Tang Seng under him and began to pick up his monk's robe.

"Oh, donor, you've pressed the poor monk's Huigen!"

"Ya Yan Butterfly ......" Tang Seng burst into tears, "Lord Buddha, it's not that the disciple is impure with six roots, it's really hard to beat with two fists. Breasts! ”

The love between the spider spirit and the great monk was about to reach a critical moment, when a stick suddenly came from the oblique thorn. Yang Chong can vaguely see the text on the stick, "Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick". As he dodged, he dodged the sweep of the stick, and reflexively saw a spider silk break through the air, sprinting towards the source of the stick.

A golden monkey's head shattered into the void and appeared in the cave.

He is like a god, with a flash of divine light all around him, standing majestically in the clouds, looking at the world, unmatched.

Tang Seng shouted happily: "Wukong! ”

When Sun Wukong heard the source of the voice, the monkey's face turned out to be cloudy, his cheeks were flushed, and he timidly ran to Tang Seng and called him gently: "Dear Hani, people miss you to death." Have you ever been injured? ”

Tang Seng caressed his hair affectionately and said, "I'm fine, what about you?" ”

Sun Wukong said: "I'm fine." ”

After saying that, he showed off the Ruyi golden hoop stick, which was sprinkled with blood.

Tang Seng's eyes widened, he was terrified, and asked, "Who are these?" ”

Sun Wukong said viciously: "Those spider spirits dare to stop me, and I will slaughter them all." ”

"Huh?" Yang Chong, Tang Seng, and Zhu Bajie shouted together.

"So many kawaii spider spirits were killed by you?" Tang Seng was frightened.

"Hmph, I knew you were messing with flowers again." Sun Wukong saw through Tang Seng's mind at a glance, "On the way west, you don't know how many goblins who are greedy for your beauty have been provoked, if it weren't for the great powers of others, you would have been robbed by someone a long time ago." You're also bad, I've gotten along with you day and night, why do you have to cheat frequently? ”

"Alas, I'm actually helpless." Tang Seng sighed, "Is it my fault that I am rich and handsome?" ”

Sun Wukong caressed Tang Seng's cheek and said, "Actually, you are nothing but handsome." ”

Tang Seng agreed: "I know that I am a person who eats with my face. ”

Yang Chong on the side had a hellish expression from beginning to end.

Is this "Journey to the West"?

It's better to change the name to "Base Travel"!

When did Tang Seng get involved with Sun Monkey?

Please, one is a human, the other is a demon, and the shemale is different!

Tang Seng looked at Yang Chong's eyes, and knew what he was thinking, so he said: "What kind of eyes are you, it's good to be open, what age is it, love is not divided into height, age, gender, country and race." ”

Yang Chong finally understood why Tang Seng desperately shirked and didn't dare to get on him.

It turned out that he was bent......

At this time, Sun Wukong took out a book of martial arts cheats, and the four big characters on it made Yang Chong stunned!