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Many students are not very interested in English, and it can be said that English is really a heavenly existence for them. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In addition, English education in China is cramming education, and sometimes foreigners wonder if this is their own language.

Every time he thought that foreign college students and graduate students saw the English test papers of the domestic college entrance examination, Chen Yu wanted to laugh for a while.

"Don't coax, just think about it in your heart, but English is still very important to us, of course, the premise is that you want to get better development, after all, international exchanges are still mainly in English, although there are the most Chinese people, but the official language of the world is not our Chinese!

So you can only admit it honestly.

Of course, I want to state here that although I failed in English, it doesn't mean that I don't know English, I believe there must be English masters on the scene, I saw this student holding a book in his hand, it doesn't seem to be a professional class book! Chen Yu walked over and took a look, and said, "Huo~ It's actually "Devouring the Starry Sky", it's really unexpected, I didn't expect my book to attract such a beautiful girl to read, it's really a blessing for three lives." Anyway, Yali doesn't even look at the second look, really, she is very uninterested in this book, saying that she doesn't like these bloody fights and kills, so it's better to read the novel of pure love.

Well, I admit it, pure love is really for her! Chen Yu pretended to be speechless, which provoked Wang Yali's resentful eyes.

The scene was full of laughter.

"Actually, it's really that sentence, turnip greens have their own love, there is no need to force others to like you, just like me, although I really want everyone in the world to be my fans, but do you think it's possible?!

That's a lot of nonsense, at least I guess the male compatriots want me to die early, because my presence takes away the love from their wives' hearts.

It's not nice to say, it's that we are special "love rivals" in a specific environment, I'm not boasting, I like my girls, definitely more than five numbers! After Chen Yu finished speaking, the scene completely burst into laughter.

"Your sister, five numbers, you have tens of millions of fans, how can there be only five people, you are pretending to be strong!"

"This wave is okay, I took it, it's really amazing. What a mess! ”

"Prince, you cow, still count five!"

"Tsundere~ Tsundere~ Slut is hypocritical!"

The audience complained frantically, and even those old experts and professors laughed.

"Don't be here today with the intention of learning things, just listen to stand-up comedy, those who want to listen to very professional, very bullish, a word can change your life, a word can make you fly to the sky, get up and go out and turn left, don't send!

The baby said that he did not have this ability, if I could change your life with a word, and let you fly to the sky with a word.

Then I won't be God.

Besides, if I were God, I would still be here to mix, I said that everyone in this world likes Chen Yu, and all beautiful girls are loyal to Chen Yu.

Well, in moderation, I'm going to stop my yy, or I'll still be rotten eggs. ”

There was another burst of laughter in the audience.

The mentality is a lot more relaxed, and I feel that it is fun to watch Chen Yu brag on stage.

"But then again, you have to be a little bit of a braggadocio in our school, and I'll simply talk about my experience, of course, you can choose to listen to it as a joke, if nothing else, just say the song "Green Flowers in the Army"!

In fact, the inspiration of this song did not appear out of thin air, but deeply touched, I believe that as long as you have gone to middle school in China, you will be relieved of a thing called military training, that is, the love from the country, from the society, from the Ministry of Education, and from the army that my relatives of the same class inherited in September last year! Chen Yu said with a smile.

"Prince, your mouth is too bad, don't worry about being invited to tea!"

"Awesome, this is all ironic, I'm also drunk, the prince gives you three hundred and sixty-five likes!"

"Although I really want to say that my brother is good, but I am worried about being invited to tea, please allow me to silently bless you."

watched the audience talk a lot. Chen Yu naturally knew what they were thinking!

"What are you complaining about, you want to be crooked, I don't have anything to be sarcastic, on the contrary, I think this love is very heavy, but there is one thing that is very unpleasant, that is, there are too few shots. It's a little upset for me, who is already a man.

If you can shoot hundreds or thousands of bullets at a time, absolutely can. As a matter of fact, our country can completely open up a shooting range, and when it is not a time for war, we must always be prepared for war and be prepared for danger in times of peace, so that when the time comes, less than one-twentieth of our more than one billion people in China will be shot. That's ironic, you can not hold a gun, but you can't not shoot.

Of course, the government is considered by the government, I just vomit, you are not allowed to report it, in case you are drunk tea, it will not be fun! Chen Yu pretended to be a little scared and said.

"Don't worry, we'll report it later!"

"Yes, prince, don't worry, we will definitely report you, you can rest assured of this!"

Chen Yu looked at the audience with a very sad face and said, "You group of villains, you know that you are a group of guys who have fallen into the ground, well, let's get down to business, I believe that everyone is familiar with the song "Green Flowers in the Army"!" Then I want to invite the students on the scene, I don't know if it's the seniors and younger sisters, so I chose it casually. Just this beautiful girl! Chen Yu said with a smile, causing the audience to boo.

Some naughty students just started whistling.

"Everyone be quiet, we are all new youth of the 21st century, do you know what the new youth of the 21st century is?!"

"Be polite, have quality, have thought, have knowledge, and have struggle! Of course, there is also a version that has a car, a house, a ticket, and a girl! After Chen Yu finished speaking, he was immediately applauded by countless people in the audience.

"Of course, the first five are polite, quality, thoughtful, knowledgeable, and struggle are our standards, and the last four are our pursuit." Chen Yu said with a smile.

"I'll go, this prince can, this mouth is not good, 66, this is a set of words, I don't know I think he is talking about cross talk! It's so slippery! ”

"Yes, this stalk is one after another, I laughed from the beginning to now, it's really okay, I've never been so easy, it feels like I'm listening to stand-up comedy."

"Me too, no wonder so many people like it, I was a little afraid of him at first, a little jealous and envious, but I feel that Chen Yu is still good. is really talented, I can't do it as well as Chen Yu as a professional in broadcasting and hosting! (To be continued.) )