Chapter 312: The Principal's and I Secrets
"That, if you have any friends who plan to go to the bathroom now, you can go, I'll blow it later! If no one goes, I'll just start blowing! Chen Yu said with a smile. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"It's okay, blow it!"
"yes, blow it!"
A student in the audience immediately responded, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile
"Okay, let's just blow it! First of all, let me talk about my wishes! Speaking of this, Chen Yu stopped and looked at the audience.
"Do you know what my wish is?!" As soon as Chen Yu asked this, everyone became curious, and they began to guess in their hearts.
"Come on, this pretty girl!" Chen Yu pointed to a female classmate wearing glasses on the right hand side.
"It's supposed to be an international star, right?!" The girl stood up and looked at Chen Yudao.
"Very well, but what about yours?!" Chen Yu asked a female classmate next to her again.
"Become the richest man in the world?!"
"Good idea!"
"Anything else?! This should be a senior sister, right?! What do you think?! ”
"Is it drunk and lying on the knees of a beauty, waking up to take charge of the world?!"
As soon as her words came out, the scene boiled.
"666, this senior sister summed it up so well, it's awesome, drunk and lying on the knees of beauty, waking up to control the world, and being the highest state of a man!"
"This wave is okay, I have to give you three hundred and sixty-five likes!"
"Great, this senior sister can, has a future!"
Chen Yu was also stunned, and then smiled.
"That's great, but the original work of this sentence should be drunk and lying on the knees of a beauty, waking up and killing the sword. Don't ask for a lot of money, but for human rights!
What he meant was that if I ascended the throne and became king one day, I would rather be a tyrant, and those who obey me will perish, and when the power of the world is in my hands, I will kill all the people who insult me and insult me and bear me.
I just want to say that this senior sister is now a harmonious society, and if she thinks so, she will be harmonious with the society! Chen Yu joked with a smile.
Immediately, there was another burst of laughter.
"But I've seen a lot of male friends laugh when they hear this, and they laugh very happily, it should be your idea?!
I have to say, your daydream is too unreal, and you are still drunk and lying on the knees of the beauty to wake up and take charge of the world, find your daughter-in-law first, let's talk about it, in this era when there are as many singles as dogs, you still want to be drunk and lie on the knees of the beauties, and it is not your turn to have a beauty, how to say that I will not come first! After Chen Yu finished speaking with a lewd smile, he heard Liu Yun's voice in the audience, "Chen Yu, are you really good at saying this in front of Wang Yali?!" ”
The scene suddenly boiled.
"6666, the prince can do it, go home and kneel on the washboard! Haha, in front of his wife, he said that he was going to cheat, hey, hey, it's really awesome, you can do it, prince! ”
"Prince, the princess's durian has been signed and is ready for you!"
"The prince can bring himself into a pit this time."
"Awesome, say this in front of your daughter-in-law, praise you!"
"Chen Yu, who gave you this courage!"
Chen Yu smiled wryly, "It's okay, my Yali is not a vinegar jar, I believe her, right, daughter-in-law!" ”
"What do you think?" Wang Yali blushed, pretended to look at Chen Yu viciously, and said with a smile.
That smile made people laugh even more.
"Haha, the crown princess is quiet before the outbreak, the prince is going to cry this time."
"Wang Yali will top you, clean up Chen Yu well!"
"I think so, my fair lady?! I never thought I was a gentleman, a good man, because there is a saying that is good: good people do not live long and curse for thousands of years.
I want to live two more years, so I'd rather be a scourge. Chen Yu said with a smile.
Liu Yun smiled: "You just want to be frustrated by people so much, and scold you for a thousand years!" ”
Chen Yu was a little speechless, and said, "Principal Liu, let's not bring this, can we still be good friends, people are just a metaphor~" Chen Yu said and made a very motherly gesture.
"Oh no, you let me vomit, prince, I didn't expect you to be such a person! it! ”
"Chen Yu, your uncle, I'm sick to death, Nima's lunch that he finally ate is now all vomited. Do you want to be like this, you manhood! I'm disgusting! ”
"6666, Prince, I seriously suspect that you are a girl now, I want to chase you!"
"Damn, big brother isn't it, do you want to be so good!"
There was a commotion in the audience, Chen Yu raised his hands flat on his chest and said with a smile.
"What are you laughing at, I'm telling you this is called the most lame anti-string, I can't bear it myself, I'm going to vomit for a while." Chen Yu said and made a vomiting appearance.
"Okay, let me tell you that there are always some people in the world who hate it, just like our Principal Liu, who hates it to death, really! You look at the way I look at her, slowly disgusted! Look at my white eyes and send thousands of miles, go you! Chen Yu smiled and made a hilarious move.
The teasing action makes people speechless.
"Okay, just kidding, don't take it seriously, in fact, our Principal Liu is a very good principal, really, I am deeply touched, here I really want to thank our Principal Liu, without Principal Liu, maybe there would be no me today!" Chen Yu said with a smile.
"You must be curious, what happened between us?! Haha, I won't tell you, think for yourself, if nothing else, it is estimated that the media on major websites will report like this tomorrow, recently, when Chen Yu gave a speech at the Central Conservatory of Music, he inadvertently leaked the unknown story of him and the principal of the Central Conservatory of Music, Liu Yun, and it is estimated that the number of clicks will directly break through the sky! ”
Liu Yun was teased by Chen Yu like this, and suddenly gave this kid a fierce look, he was really a master who refused to suffer.
"Prince, what is the secret of you and the headmaster!"
"yes, I seem to know the untold story of you and the principal!"
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Suddenly, a group of people in the audience coaxed.
"You people, I really don't know what to say about you, you all say it's a secret that no one knows, and you think about it. If you want to be crooked, you can go to the corner of the wall and face the wall yourself. Chen Yu said with a smile, and did not forget to give Liu Yun a playful look when he spoke.
Wang Yali pursed her lips and smiled, not knowing what she was laughing at.
"Well, just now a few classmates have talked about my wishes, and to be honest, what makes an international superstar?! Is this wish a wish?! Do you say yes?! Chen Yu's arrogant expression made people want to go up and beat him.
"Yes!" The audience cooperated.
"No, do you know what cooperation is, do you understand?! We're a team now, do you know what a team is?! Let me, a person who has never passed English level 4, tell you, that's a team, you know, although I failed English level 4, but that also shows that I am patriotic. Chen Yu pretended to be a little angry and said. (To be continued.) )