Jiang Jiang ...... Jiang Lingjiang ...... Dong Jiang ......" Lu Fan Er hummed a little song and opened the door of the dormitory, Zhou Zhicheng lay on the bed like a dead body, "Yellow is prone to rape" and smiled at the computer as usual. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"The second brother brought the sister back?" Zhou Zhicheng raised his head and looked at Lu Fan Er and said, "Don't mention my brother and I'll take it!" ”

"Dong Jiang, Jiang Ling Jiang ......" Lu Fan Er didn't talk to Zhou Zhicheng, hummed a song past his bedside, floated directly to Huang Rongqiang, lifted him down, pulled off the Beijing tune and sang: "The lonely family has not returned to the battlefield for several years, does the lady miss me?" ”

Huang Rongqiang's weak eyes squinted at him, as if he wanted to see through Lu Faner's soul, "I might as well think about a piece of if I miss you!" ”

Lu Fan Er said: "My day! Why does your mind always think of such impure things, could it be that your head is like a pot with ...... That yellow and hot thing in the toilet? ”

"!" Huang Rongqiang shouted at Lu Fan Er, spitting on his face.

"Daddy...... Daddy...... I'm lonely, I'm empty, comeonbaby! Lu Faner pretended to be a wave next to Huang Rongqiang, which made Zhou Zhicheng on the bed laugh.

Huang Rongqiang's fat man's voice is too much like a girl's voice, close the door, people outside hear his voice, 100% sure that it is a woman.

"Fatty, you're going to be Fan Er tonight," Zhou Zhicheng coaxed on the bed.

The fat man's beautiful and beautiful Danfeng eyes cast a resentful gaze: "I'm sorry, I'm not a, I don't do a ji, thank you." ”

"You're welcome," Zhou Zhicheng said lightly, "Same-sex, you have to start with a doll, start with a baby, start from the freshman year, remember to remember, otherwise the good friends will be gone." ”

"Is a life without a foundation still a fulfilling life?" Lu Faner echoed Zhou Zhicheng's words, "Fat beauty, I was wronged at night, I'll go to your bed and sleep with you." ”

"I don't want it," the fat beauty replied lazily, "you want to do it, aren't you two just right to get together?" ”

After all, it was the voice of the "girl", and the reply was weak, "Beauty, how much is one night?" Give a price, Uncle can satisfy you. Lu Fan put his hand on the fat beauty's chubby neck and laughed lewdly.

"Fuck your sister!" The beauty got angry.

Oh my God, it's no different from a girl's angry style, "I don't have a sister," Lu Faner said.

"Fuck your brother!"

"I'm sorry, but I don't have a brother either."

"Go to your grandma, go to your brother, go to your ancestors for the eighteenth generation, go to ......" The fat beauty was in a hurry with Lu Faner, and went to many of his ancestors and distant relatives in one go.

"They're gone, where are you going?" Lu Fan Er said with a smile. Indeed, this is the truth, he does not necessarily have any relatives.

The fat beauty wanted to turn her head and continue watching his Korean drama, but suddenly turned surprised and said, "Fan Er, what's wrong with your legs!?" ”

Under the exclamation of the fat beauty, Lu Fan Er looked at his feet, damn, I don't know how to stain his blood when I bleed that guy just now, it was still a large piece, and the heels of the sneakers were stained red.

"It's okay," Mr. Lu said.

The fat beauty took the first step to open his first-aid treasure box earlier, and found disinfectant water, bandages and everything for Lu Fan Er to take out. Lu Fan Er was so moved that tears wet his eyes, "Beauty, the little one can't be repaid, I just want to lean over and promise, I am willing to die for you tonight!" ”

"I'm going to have military training tomorrow, let's get rid of your wounds," the beauty only cared about Lu Faner's non-existent injuries, ignoring his willingness to die for him.

After Zhou Zhicheng saw the blood stains on Lu Faner's pants, he also stepped down from the bed to see his "injury".

"It's not hurt," Lu Fan'er said, lifting his pants to check him twice, "Eighty percent of it was accidentally obtained when I passed by the slaughterhouse today." ”

"It scares me to death," said the fat beauty, "and I panic at the sight of blood, and sometimes I faint." ”

"It's best not to faint in front of me, I've been coveting you for a long time," Lu Fan'er reproduced the **** expression on his face.

"Go, go, what I like is Zhengtai, you are an uncle!" Chubby Beauty said.

Zhengtai? What is it? What the "girl" said was really difficult to understand, Lu Faner looked at the time, it was early morning, he hurriedly went into the bathroom and changed the pants stained with the guy's blood.

After a brief wash, Lu Fan Er rolled onto his bed. He didn't make any movement from the door to the Ansuzhi dormitory. "Could it be that he had a drunken attack and died of sleep? In ancient times, there were three bowls that were not on the job, and now the little witch has three bottles of good night!? ”

"Beauty, I'm waiting for you in bed," Lu Fan Er said to the fat beauty who was still smirking at the computer.

The beauty is focused on the screen, and the birds don't bird him. A huge dark back gave him a dreamless night.

"Get up, the meeting is going to be a class meeting!" Early in the morning, Lu Fan Er was woken up by a fat beauty in the dormitory who looked like a man but had a female voice.

"Didn't you say you wanted military training? How did it become a class meeting? Zhou Zhicheng poked his head out and squinted his eyes and asked.

"How do I know this, anyway, the counselor sent me a text notification." Chubby Beauty said.

School, which has always liked to say one thing and do another, changes faster than women.

Lu Faner remembered that he had a very good buddy in high school, and after he was admitted to college, he called Lu Faner to complain, saying that he hated himself for not studying hard at the beginning, not taking the exam for a good school, and now he regrets that his intestines are green~~ Then the conversation changed and told Lu Faner: You have to study hard, otherwise you will follow my old path and regret that there is no place to buy the medicine......

Lu Fan Er learned the lesson of his buddy's repentant intestines and studied hard, just to not enter a university like his. The reason why his buddy regretted it at the time was simple: the beauties of his university were a rare species, dinosaurs were everywhere, and the other university next to him, a very good university, had beauties like clouds, mushrooms, and grew as many as cow hair. This phenomenon subverted what he thought in high school, he thought that beautiful girls love to dress up, and they spend all their time dressing up, and they don't have the heart to pay attention to homework; If you don't look good, you can't care about your face, and you study hard, so you have a reason to be admitted to a good school. This guy ignores an objective thing, those who look good are still good-looking if they don't dress up, and those who don't look good are just trying to dress up......

After a poor test and a university with few beauties, it was indeed sad enough, in order for Lu Faner not to follow his old path, he warned Lu Faner to study hard and be able to blend into a school with beautiful women in the future. But then it backfired, Lu Fan Er didn't go to a university with more or no beauties, but entered another world, where it was all green, and named that place with a song, called "Green Flowers in the Army". Lu Fan Er became one of the green flowers.

Well, the school where Lu Faner is now is a school where beautiful women are like clouds and rain, and he can't study hard. If it is really a place where famous schools produce beautiful women and handsome guys, handsome guys are just like Lu Fan Er; Beautiful women are like fog, rain and wind. Like fog, like rain and like wind, he thinks this sentence is very good, fog is also, clouds are also; The wind and the rain indicate that the woman's temperament changes like the weather!

Lu Fan Er's mind suddenly flashed a more favorable word: cloud and rain!

The words that the majority of male hormone oversecretion people yearn for Lu Fan Er wiped the saliva that flowed from the corner of his mouth, in fact, he also longed for it.

"Get up, it's raining, put away the clothes, my mother is getting married!" Lu Fan Er walked to the door of An Suzhi's bedroom and puffed up the door of her dormitory.

The door opened, revealing a pretty face, it was Hua Min's girl, "Bandit, you, did you knock on the door like this?" -- We all got up. ”

Lu Fan Er's left hand leaned gently on the lintel, his right hand was crossed on his waist, and one foot crossed towards Ling, becoming a compass, and then he smiled with a thousand charms; "Hua Min, have you noticed any difference between me today?"