016, this person is a fool

"Look at what you're saying, it's not because you urban villages are renting houses, otherwise who would be willing to come?" The policeman spat sullenly, ignored Wu Qi, and spun around the house. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

It's a small two-story building.

There are seven rooms above and below the house, six of which are used for rent, and the remaining one is crowded with four people: the landlord, the landlord's husband, the landlord's mother-in-law, and the landlord's son.

"Yo, this condition is hard enough!" The policeman smiled when he saw the landlord's house, "There are people living in this house?" ā€

"Four!" Wu Qi stretched out four fingers, "I, my husband, my mother-in-law and my son." ā€

The policeman was happy: "Are you so short of money, rent them out?" ā€

Wu Qi smiled heartily: "Isn't this creating tax revenue for the country, the prime minister speaks, and the whole people start a business!" ā€

The policeman stretched out his thumb and praised: "You are highly conscious!" ā€

Wu Qi said: "There is no way, my husband lost money in business, so I can only start all over again." ā€

The police were a little curious: "What did your husband do before?" ā€

Wu Qi said a little arrogantly: "Engaged in real estate." ā€

The policeman was shocked when he heard this, rich man, this kind of person can't afford to offend, so he asked, "What a big industry?" ā€

Wu Qi pointed to his house and said, "Only this one." ā€

The policeman let out a sigh of relief, and said in his heart that you are pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, and said, "I should be Wanda, don't fool me." ā€

Wu Qi waved his hand and said, "Don't underestimate this house, it's worth 4 million!" ā€

The policeman said, "Look, you're not a rich man, how did you buy it in the first place?" ā€

Wu Qi said: "In the past, my husband was a well-known local young man, and he earned more than 200,000 yuan at the age of 20. He bought the building and was planning to marry me. I guess he's got commercial germs...... Oh no, the business cell, let him sell the house as capital and continue to do business. He listened to me and made 4 million in less than twenty years with this money. Later, I wanted to buy a house and settle down, so I used the 4 million to buy back the house we sold at the beginning. ā€

The police also sighed: "The house price is a rocket, and it is too fierce!" ā€

A group of people came to Yang Chong's room.

The policeman stood in front of Yang Chong, smoking a cigarette, and asked locally, "Boy, have you got a temporary residence permit?" ā€

Yang Chong replied honestly: "No." ā€

The policeman wondered: "Then I'll check that you still haven't run?" It's very fat! ā€

Yang Chong said: "I'm fat Nima! ā€

The policeman thought he had misheard: "You scolded me? ā€

Yang Chong shook his head: "I didn't scold you." ā€

The policeman said, "Then who are you scolding?" ā€

Yang Chong said: "I scolded the dog." ā€

The policeman said, "Hmph, I knew you didn't dare to scold me." ā€

I rub, what brain circuit is this?

What about IQ?

Since I don't understand, Lao Tzu scolded directly.

"I'll grass your grandmother." Yang Chong looked serious.

"What kind of grudge does my grandma have with you, and you want to grass her?" The police were very unconvinced.

He was so angry, he was so angry that he stomped his feet on the spot, and he wanted to scrape Yang Chong to death with one ear, but when he saw Yang Chong's indifferent face, he muttered in his heart.

This kid is weird.

So the policeman held out two fingers and asked him, "How much is this?" ā€

Yang Chong said expressionlessly: "This is Nima's comparison." ā€

The policeman nodded suddenly, and after exchanging opinions with his teammates, he concluded, "This man is a fool." ā€

I don't even know the two, aren't you stupid?

Since he is a fool, let's not worry about him, and save the fall.

Brothers, let's go!

After checking it today, Haidilao started it, brother has a treat!

Yang Chong was speechless.

Oh my God, Lao Tzu scolded you in the face, you didn't arrest Lao Tzu to the detention center, do you still have the temper of the police? Where is the bandit spirit that used to line up to beat the peasants?

Grass, disappointed!

The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.

What kind of reasoning, you can't just beat people, and after the beating, you will say that the girl attacked the police and locked up in a detention center for a few days, how good is that.

Look at what you're doing now, what you're doing, it's a shame on the old-timers!

After the police left, Wu Qi came over again and sneered.

"You kid is too unproductive, you are so big that you can't even pay some rent, what's the difference between that and waste?" Wu Qi swallowed melon seeds while cocking Erlang's legs, "If you have hands and feet, what can't you do, it's not easy to make some money?" If you can't cook the dishes, you can wash the dishes! Dishes don't know how to wash, you can at least dig out feces, right? When the scholars are in the family, the dung diggers in the new era have not become famous all over the country? You're a high-eyed ......."

"Fuck off!" Yang Chong couldn't help it.

"You dare to scold me?"

"How dare I hit you!"

After saying that, Yang Chong kicked her and ate.

Dead fat pig, **** go!

"Li Zhili, don't come back if you have a kind, my mother will see where you will live in the future!" Wu Qi threatened viciously.

"I can't stop it, fat woman." Yang Chong laughed three times and disappeared into the wind and rain.

Funny, the only task now is to live in a detention center, what a in your family?

Half an hour later.

Under the overpass, a lonely figure squatted on the ground with his knees crossed, shivering incessantly.

This person is, of course, Yang Chong.

It's so cold!

The rain stopped, but the wind was still blowing.

Yang Chong's whole body was already soaked, and the wind blew and his hair stood on end.

What kind of way should I find to commit a crime?

It's better not to be too big or small, neither to be caught and shot, nor to let the police die and fine money, just the kind of arrest and detention is the best.

Looking at the people coming and going on the street, the little beauty is gone, and there are a lot of rough men, why don't you catch one and play hooligan?

Grass, a chill.

The era when everyone is rotten is really scary, and even I am infected.

His stomach crumbled suddenly.

I'm so hungry.

Go get something to eat, I've got fifty bucks left.

As soon as he took out the money, he slapped himself in the mouth, what kind of money to pay, Lao Tzu is going to commit a crime now, do you understand the crime? I can't eat overlord meals, so what kind of underworld is it?

As the saying goes, the road is slippery when it's dark, the society is complicated, and the rivers and lakes are sinister, so if you can't do it, you will withdraw.

That's right, just do it, eat a bully meal, and if the situation is not right, withdraw immediately.

So he came to a five-star hotel.

This shop is good, and the boss behind the scenes is also considered a powerful person, and it must have something to do with the local police department, if I don't pay 1.8 million yuan here, I will be arrested and put in prison for prison.

He made up his mind and walked inside.

"Alas, wait!" The security guard at the door stopped him.

"What do you mean?" Yang Chong said.

"I'm sorry, we don't accept male PR here for the time being." The security guard looked at him and smiled.

Yang Chong glanced at himself and immediately understood, the thin clothes were sticking to his body because they were soaked, coupled with his delicate face and charming appearance, which made people subconsciously think that he was a duck who came out to sell.

Oh my God, do you want to be ridiculed because of your good looks?

"I'm here to ask for food, you know?" Yang Chong explained.

"I'm sorry, but we don't allow beggars here." The security guard sternly refused.

Damn, look down on people, don't you?

A five-star hotel is amazing, isn't it?

"I'm telling you, little brother. Lao Tzu has a very big temper, if you don't let me in again, I'll ......" Yang Chong said.

"What?" The little security guard interrupted him with disdain.