"I'm leaving. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 After speaking, Yang Chong left the little security guard with the most handsome back in the world.

There is no place to stay here, there is a place to stay here.

Isn't it easy to eat a bully meal?

Just thinking about it, Yang Chong walked to a Lanzhou ramen.

He strode into the store and asked for a bowl of ramen, two bowls of fried noodles, three bowls of dry noodles, and four bowls of tripe noodles......

Damn, can you finish eating?

Of course you can't finish eating, Lao Tzu eats an overlord meal, if you can finish eating, can it still be called an overlord meal?

After a bowl of ramen, Yang Chong was already a little full, and with the attitude of not eating for nothing, he ate half a bowl of fried noodles, and then tasted a mouthful of dry noodles and tried a tripe noodle.

In the end, I came to the conclusion that the ramen was delicious.

It may be that the boss's cumin is put more.

"Boss, settle the score!" Yang Chong banged on the table with a grin, wiped a handful of oily mouths and shouted.

"One bowl of ramen, two bowls of fried noodles, three bowls of dry noodles, four bowls of tripe noodles, a total of ten bowls of noodles, count you 3500." The boss wears a small white hat, intentionally or unintentionally revealing his two strong tendons.

3500？

What about your robbery?

Yang Chong couldn't help but settle accounts with him: "8 pieces of ramen, 15 fried noodles, 18 dry noodles, 20 tripe noodles, I can't figure it out, how do these add up to 3500?" ”

The boss smiled: "Oh, you may not know, the noodles in our store are sold at the root. ”

Yang Chong raised his eyebrows and said, "How much is one?" ”

The boss said: "A ramen is 8 pieces, a fried noodle is 15, a dry noodles is 18, a tripe noodle is 20, and the meat is priced separately." ”

Damn, I thought that the traffic police would fine the money even if it was black, but I didn't expect the boss to be even darker!

No wonder others say that the ramen boss is not afraid of the police, black eats black!

But after thinking about it, Yang Chong smiled again.

What about 3500, Lao Tzu eats an overlord meal, and you don't want to get one from Lao Tzu. You've just done so much calculations, maybe you've just reached the passing threshold for detention?

Then I have to thank you for helping me get the job done.

So Yang Chong honestly spread his hands and said, "To be honest, I don't have any money." ”

The boss's face suddenly became darker than: "If you don't have money, you dare to serve the Lanzhou ramen of our ethnic minorities?" ”

Yang Chong said indifferently: "Yes, what if you eat it, there is a kind of you calling the police to arrest me?" ”

Yes, yes, don't hesitate, call the police and arrest me!

At this time, he kept calling in his heart.

However, the boss sneered, and with a wave of his hand, he saw two brothers who were also wearing white hats suddenly jumping out of nowhere.

They are stronger and more vicious than their bosses.

The boss was communicating with the two of them in an incomprehensible language, and it was estimated that he planned to deal with Yang Chong.

Yang Chong patted the table and said, "Hey, hey, I said you three, can you stop speaking Cantonese?" Lao Tzu can't understand Cantonese! ”

The boss was suddenly angry, and he glared at Yang Chong: "You dare to insult our national language?" ”

Yang Chong was taken aback by his fierce appearance: "What...... Isn't it Cantonese? ”

The boss yelled, "You hateful Kafir, we speak the great **** language!" ”

After speaking, the three people surrounded Yang Chong from three directions, approaching step by step.

"Alas...... What are you going to do? Said you were going to call the police...... Lynching is not allowed...... Oops, don't hit someone in the face! Soon, Yang Chong's screams resounded in the sky above Lanzhou ramen.

Ten minutes later, Yang Chong returned to the overpass with a swollen nose and a swollen face.

Sure enough, he still didn't succeed.

I thought that I would be able to attract the police this time.

Who would have thought that this ramen boss would not play his cards according to the routine!

It's the day of the dog!

After resting for a while, Yang Chong once again boosted his fighting spirit.

Can't slack off, this mission is obviously very simple, why can't it be completed?

It seems that my desire to break the law is not religious enough.

Then he took out a photo of Zhou **, stroked it for a long time, put it on a towering brick, bowed three times from afar, and whispered softly: "Extralegal maniac, help me succeed!" ”

This time he was full of confidence.

Who is Zhou**? That's the leader of our illegal and criminal world, the ancestor who hangs the sky.

At that time, he wandered alone in Suzhou, Hunan and Chongqing, committing six crimes and killing countless people, each of which shocked the whole country and attracted countless fans. Because of his brilliant record, he was later listed on the famous A-level wanted criminal list of the Ministry of Public Security.

You know, this is equivalent to an actor winning an Oscar.

You guys worship Guan Gong in the underworld, and we worship Zhou Gong in the police station.

Of course, Yang Chong still spurns and disapproves of this kind of person.

He is a four-good young man full of positive energy, who is good at eating, having fun, and lustful, and fundamentally disapproves of Zhou's behavior. However, now that he is forced by the system to embark on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes, his heart is also very painful.

For example, he's in tears right now.

This must be repentance for breaking the law and committing a crime.

"It hurts!" Yang Chong peed with his back to the road, and burst into tears while peeing, "Xiao Ji was swollen by the people in those ramen shops, and it ......hurts to pee."

After peeing, he came to a bus stop sign.

At this time, he was holding a firecracker in his hand.

It was bought for the last fifty dollars, and he was going to light firecrackers on the bus.

Fortunately, he is still a good person, so he only thinks about lighting firecrackers instead of ordering buses, which can not only avoid hurting unnecessary passers-by, but also achieve the purpose of attracting police.

Perfect.

He was almost touched by his wit.

Now it's the No. 1 bus heading towards him.

Yang Chong felt that as a bandit, he should have the calm and unhurried temperament of a bandit, so he paced slowly, learning from Chow Yun-fat's five-meter walk for ten minutes in "God of Gamblers", leisurely.

After a while.

I heard the bus driver pull his neck and shout at him: "Are you going to sit in the car or not, and if you don't take me, you can drive away?" ”

Yang Chong was still pacing slowly.

Because he was immersed in the atmosphere of pretending, he always thought that the beauties on the street were paying attention to him, and he didn't hear the driver shouting at all.

"Grass, damn retarded!" The bus driver cursed, threw the cigarette butt out the window, started the car and drove away.

When he passed by Yang Chong's side, it was really like a gust of wind.

Yang Chong couldn't help but admire: "This driver's starting skills are really good, and the speed is so fast!" ”

However, when he saw the "No. 1" sign behind the bus, he immediately chased the bus and started running, shouting as he ran: "The old driver waits for me...... I'm **** ancestor, didn't you see that Lao Tzu hasn't gotten in the car yet? ”

Forget it, wait for the next bus.

You're in luck.

After waiting for half an hour, the bus stop did not wait for a car.

Seeing that a few local tyrants wearing big gold chains were also anxiously waiting for the car, Yang Chong thought happily, fortunately, Lao Tzu is not a taxpayer, and he sees that this basic public facility is spent on dogs.

But after thinking about it, the teacher seemed to have talked about the concept of "tax bearer" in the economics class, and I was suddenly unhappy again.

At this moment, a fragrant breeze hit his nose, and Yang Chong's spirit suddenly perked up!