After getting out of the car, Yang Chong made a phone call to Li Xiangqin. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

On the phone, Li Xiangqin's voice was a little weak, as if she was sick.

Yang Chong scratched his head, if you are sick, then take some gifts to see others, how embarrassed you are to be empty-handed. Looking around, there are few people selling gifts, and there are fruit sellers everywhere.

So he came to a fruit stand.

"Boss, how do you sell this banana?" Yang Chong picked up a paw of bananas, and the golden ones were very beautiful.

"This is three dollars a pound." The boss grinned.

"What about this apple?"

"It's also three dollars a pound."

Yang Chong thought about it, is it better to buy bananas or apples?

If you buy bananas, it seems a bit obscene, but if you buy apples, then ...... It's even more obscene, as if he is ridiculing Li Xiangqin for being single and having no sex life.

Forget it, then buy a little bit of the same.

Yang Chong said to the boss: "Then put the bananas and apples together, and weigh me a catty." ”

The boss smiled very thief: "Okay, three bananas and three apples, together weigh a catty, three plus three is equal to ...... Oh, young man, I think you're handsome, even if you're cheaper, you can give five dollars. ”

Yang Chong bowed to the boss: "Thank you, boss." ”

After saying that, he took a total of a pound of bananas and apples and left.

When he walked away, Yang Chong suddenly realized, I wiped, I seemed to be trapped.

If apples and bananas are counted together, shouldn't they still be three?

He was immediately distressed by his level of math.

It's not that Lao Tzu doesn't count, but he disdains, you know? Addition and subtraction within ten, Lao Tzu has never only used a computer, and he is too lazy to do mental arithmetic.

I used to learn math and patronize the root number.

Who knows it's useless when you grow up.

Li Xiangqin lives at No. 2333 Deep Water Bay, not to mention the fact that it is separated from the rich area of Repulse Bay, but it is an authentic slum area, simply put, it is a public housing estate, which is cramped, only a little better than a cage house.

Yang Chong was still some way away, and when he saw a hair salon on the road, he thought about getting a haircut.

As soon as the barber saw a guest coming to the door, he immediately came to greet him: "Pretty boy, cut your hair?" ”

Before Yang Chong could speak, the female customer who was doing her hair next to her spoke: "Cut, look at what he looks like, is he also a pretty boy?" ”

Yang Chong's anger came up at that time.

was so angry that he took out 500 yuan on the spot and threw it in front of the female customer.

The female customer laughed and said, "Yo, what's wrong, I think it's a bit embarrassing to say that you are ugly, and you want to give me hush money?" ”

Yang Chong shook his head very arrogantly: "I am persuading you to take this money back to buy a guide dog." ”

I can't even recognize Lao Tzu so conspicuously handsome, isn't he blind?

The barber smiled and came over to ask Yang Chong, "Sir, what kind of hairstyle are you going to cut?" ”

Yang Chong thought for a while and said, "Is there a particularly low-key kind?" Although I'm handsome, I'm not used to being noticed, so I think it's better to keep a low profile, what do you think? ”

The barber nodded thoughtfully, but said with a bitter face: "But it's hard for you to be low-key when you dress like this!" ”

Dressed in a pure black suit and colorful tie, he walks on the street like a clown, not looking at who you look at.

Yang Chong said: "That's right, but this is a professional need, and I need to disguise myself." ”

The barber said, "Disguise what? ”

Yang Chong said: "You see me dressed so coolly, you must think I'm a state agent, right?" ”

The barber said, "Yes." ”

Yang Chong laughed: "Actually, I sell pork." ”

The barber couldn't help but admire: "What a clever trick!" ”

Yang Chong spread his hands coquettishly: "Everyone says so." ”

The barber pointed to the pig-killing knife hanging behind Yang Chong's waist: "But your pig-killing knife is a little too conspicuous, if you hide it, I guess I can be a little more surprised." ”

Yang Chong's old face flushed: "Oh, is it? ”

Hurry up and stop talking.

It's so embarrassing, I'm going to be slapped in the face if I pretend to be forced.

The female customer next to her was almost ready for hair.

The barber has been persuading female customers: "Oh, beauty, perm your hair, we have a new 5800 set meal in our store, you must look good when you perm!" ”

Before the female customer could speak, Yang Chong was anxious.

What barber, aren't you a pit man?

So he stood up with a slick of the moment, pointed to the female customer and said, "Auntie, don't listen to him!" ”

The female customer was a little surprised, what does this kid mean? Is it because the barbershop package is too expensive, so you persuade me not to do it? Thinking of this, she was a little happy, this kid actually had such a good heart, so she asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Yang Chong said cynically: "You believe me, you ugly guy doesn't look good at any hairstyle, don't waste money." ”

After saying that, Yang Chong paid and left.

The female customer didn't finish her haircut, and chased him out.

Yang Chong thought that she must be happy that she was persuaded by me to spend money in vain, and she probably wanted to thank me.

Oh, the people of Xiangjiang are so polite!

Walking to the bank of the Xiangjiang River, Yang Chong looked at the scenery just right, so he took out a cigarette and hung it on his mouth.

Looking at the reflection in the river, he not only sighed in admiration.

It's cool!

If Lao Tzu were a woman, he would be able to rub himself on the ground!

However, unsuspectingly, the unfazed female customer suddenly rushed over and kicked him into the river. After that, he clapped his hands and scolded and said, "Damn, I'm an ugly secret, how can you casually leak it to outsiders?" ”

Yang Chong's whole body was already soaked.

After being immersed in the river, he suddenly realized that he couldn't swim.

Seeing the Xiangjiang citizens passing by, they hurriedly shouted: "Uncle and aunt, help!" ”

The citizens of Xiangjiang didn't care about saving him, but asked, "Listen to your accent, are you from the mainland?" ”

Yang Chong nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, it's from the mainland." ”

The citizens of Xiangjiang spat and spitted: "Phew, who is with you in the mainland, there is no good dog from the mainland, it is just right to drown." ”

Then Yang Chong was left with a short back.

Dozens of people were called in a row, but as soon as they heard Yang Chong's mainland accent, they all tacitly chose to see death rather than save the joke.

Seeing that there was no way, Yang Chong had no choice but to use a dog planer that had not been used for many years to climb ashore.

Lying on the grass on the shore, panting heavily.

At this time, a Xiangjiang policeman came over, he kicked Yang Chong's shoulder, and said in a vicious tone: "You on9, you are from the mainland again, right?" Get out of here, don't trample on the lawn here. ”

Yang Chong looked around, and it was clear that the citizens of Xiangjiang were also playing on the grass, so he didn't say that he was not allowed to come in.

It's difficult!

So Yang Chong stood up without saying a word.

"You're talking to me?"

"yes."

"Look down on the mainland?"

"How?"

"You laugh at me for being from the mainland, do I laugh at you for being ugly? It doesn't matter if you're ugly, the problem is that you're still poor. I don't want to despise you, but you can't say anything about being so short, can you? Anyway, the people of Xiangjiang are all dwarfs...... Oops, you still dare to jump up and hit me in the knee? Fuck, watch Lao Tzu trample you to death! ”