On the banks of the Xiangjiang River, the Pacific Ocean breeze crossed Malaysia and Brunei, swayed in the South China Sea, whistling from the main island of Xiangjiang, through the streets and alleys, and blowing on Yang Chong, who was soaked all over. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Ahh

Oh my god, you have to change your clothes quickly, or you will catch a cold.

So he went to the hotel.

After looking around, I found that they were all big hotels on the stars, and all of them were expensive.

Yang Chong is not afraid of expensive, the key is to disguise his identity, and he must not let people find out that he is a pig killer.

In a slum neighborhood, he found a "Hilton Hotel".

There is only a short staircase on the front of the hotel, and the office and accommodation are on the second floor, flanked by a "shrimp grill" barbecue restaurant and another "spicy next door" Malatang.

Hey, even Hilton is going to be a copycat.

After going upstairs, he saw a female boss in her forties sitting at the counter, munching on melon seeds.

The female boss looks very distinctive, with dry and white skin on her face, her hair is all hot and curly like a spring, and her shoulders are not like a woman, so she can go directly to play rugby without equipment. When swallowing melon seeds, dig out the nostrils from time to time, and then buckle out a lump of black and stinky boogers, and if you can't bounce off after a few bounces, you put it in your mouth and eat it.

Yang Chong suddenly admired.

As the so-called big hidden in the city, this is the world's masters!

On the wall behind the hotel counter, more than a dozen clocks are hung.

The clock represents the time of the world, and according to the owner, it is a symbol of the international world view of the Hilton Hotel. Of course, Yang Chong thinks that she is mostly in YY.

There is time in New York, time in Los Angeles, and time in Stay Bay and Xiangjiang.

"70 yuan for a room, check out before 12 noon tomorrow." The landlady led Yang Chong to a guest room.

"Is it good to get a discount, 69 yuan." Yang Chong said.

"That's not going to work." The landlady shook her head, "The room price can't be discounted, but if you call Miss, you can get a discount." ”

"Oh?" Yang Chong was a little interested, "How much does it cost to call once?" ”

"500 bells, 800 nights."

"Is the bag clock an hour?"

"Three."

"What can you do with that night?"

"Bao Ri!"

Yang Chong stroked his chin and pondered for a long time, he had already heard that Miss Xiangjiang was unique, so he might as well give it a try today.

Yang Chong said: "Then it's good to call a bag bell." ”

The female boss said: "Do you want local or out-of-town?" ”

Yang Chong said: "Since I came to Xiangjiang, of course I want to experience local goods." ”

Then, the female boss closed the door, squatted down, and began to take off Yang Chong's pants.

Yang Chong hurriedly said, "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

The female boss immersed her head in Yang Chong's crotch, and through her pants, a dull voice came: "I'm local." ”

……

Escape from the Hilton.

Yang Chong finally ran out after paying the price of 70 yuan.

Since then, his impression of the people of Xiangjiang has changed greatly, it turns out that not only the fishermen are coquettish, but even his mother Sang is so strong, no wonder he has been anti-mainland and occupied Central recently, strong!

I finally walked to Deep Water Bay.

Follow the house number and find number 2333.

knocked on the door for a while, but no one came to open it, and it was estimated that Li Xiangqin was not at home.

2334 opened the door, Yang Chong planned to go to the house next door to sit and wait for A Qin for a while.

As soon as I entered the door, a stimulating sour smell surged, like a wave of air, almost hitting Yang Chong's heels. After he got used to the smell, he took a cursory look at the interior of the house.

One bedroom room, small and pitiful.

The living room and dining room are considered a hall, and the bedroom has four bunk beds, squeezed into seven people.

The cramped space is almost breathless.

Speaking of which, the people of Xiangjiang are really pitiful, living in a capsule-sized space from childhood to adulthood, all living resources are tight and expensive, and it is impossible to think about the pressure of life.

When the people in the house saw Yang rushing in, they stood up vigilantly and stopped him.

"Who are you?" A little girl of eighteen or nineteen asked him.

"Oh, I'm a friend of number 2333 next door, she's not at home, I'll come to your house and wait." Yang Chong explained.

"Get out!" The little girl suddenly became angry.

"Why are you so fierce?" Yang Chong was a little puzzled.

Nima, did you eat gunpowder?

The little girl sneered: "You mainlanders don't deserve to come to Xiangjiang!" ”

Yang Chong was amused: "Isn't Xiangjiang from the mainland?" What is the difference between the two? ”

The little girl stiffened her neck and said stiffly: "Of course there is a difference, our Xiangjiang is free and democratic, and the whole city exudes a strong humanist atmosphere, and you mainlanders are not worthy of breathing our air." ”

Yang Chong sniffed the sour smell in the room, and thought to himself, why hasn't he taken a bath for half a month?

Oh, that's ironic.

Yang Chong saw that she was young and didn't want to quarrel with him: "Actually, the mainland is not as ...... as you think"

Before he finished speaking, the little girl pushed him and interrupted him: "I'm discussing democracy, shut up!" ”

Gotcha, this chick has a magic obstacle.

At the age of eighteen or nineteen, you know a fart?

The self-proclaimed awakened youth thinks that others are brainwashed, you can see it really clearly!

Yang Chong's face suddenly turned cold, and he asked her, "What's your surname?" ”

The little girl crossed her hands on her hips and said viciously: "My surname is Jiao, what's wrong?" ”

Yang Chong sneered: "Oh? With whom to sex. Delivered? ”

The little girl said: "Of course, it's with my father's surname Jiao!" ”

Speaking of this, she suddenly reacted, damn, this mainland dog is scolding her aunt!

She was so angry that she grabbed a handful of things and threw them at Yang Chong.

Yang Chong dodged back, but he didn't dodge, he was hit by a bunch of clothes and pants, and touched his head, and there was a milky white triangle panty hanging on it.

From afar, you can smell the stench.

Yang Chong sniffed it fakely, then pointed to the little girl and said, "You got these panties, right?" It stinks like your mouth! ”

The little girl cried at that time, ran back to the bedroom, and shouted as she ran: "Mommy, the mainlanders are bullying me!" ”

Yang Chong was a little speechless.

Damn, from beginning to end, it's obvious that you're mocking Lao Tzu, okay?

Oh, but people say they're being bullied?

Are you weak and reasonable?

What virtues!

Yang Chong was too lazy to talk nonsense with the small citizens of Xiangjiang, so he turned around and went out. As soon as I went out, I didn't have time to look at the road ahead before I found myself bumping into a person.

He jumped a step backwards with a thrill!

There are assassins!

It must be my identity as the Prince of Pork that has been exposed!

However, when I looked closely, a woman was knocked to the ground by herself, and at this time she was covering her buttocks, looking at herself in annoyance.

You're in good shape!

This woman has a graceful posture, although her breasts are not big, she is better than a pair of legs, and now it is a warm and hot weather in Xiangjiang, she is wearing a distressed denim shorts, just reaching her thighs, revealing the white and slender legs below.

This leg, Lao Tzu can play for a year.

I won't get tired.

Seeing that the chick was holding her ass and screaming in pain, Yang Chong felt sorry, so he stepped forward and rubbed her buttocks, and said righteously: "Since I hit you, I will be responsible to the end." Don't worry, from now on, I will be responsible for rubbing your ass! ”

The chick slapped him in the mouth: "Stinky rascal!" ”

Yang Chong said aggrievedly: "If you don't let me rub it, just say it, why bother to do it?" Besides, if you feel that you are at a loss, then you can also rub my ass, everyone is still courteous, and we don't owe each other. ”

As he spoke, he pouted his ass......