The policeman glanced at the old lady, touched Yang Chong's head again, and said, "Are you sick?" ”

Yang Chong said: "Yes, I am mentally ill and want to kill people very much, so I hit this old lady." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The policeman didn't believe it at all, but asked the old lady, "Hey, old woman, how did you fall?" ”

The old lady pointed at Yang Chong and complained: "It's him, it's this kid who rushed over and hit me!" ”

The policeman was expressionless, got out of the police car and inspected the scene of the crime, and then scratched his head again, thinking to himself, his grandmother's, Lao Tzu is just an auxiliary policeman, where can he handle this case?

But there is no way, Yang Chong has to drag him over to handle the case, you are wearing that black skin of a police officer, you can't do it.

Gotta do it, an old lady, a fool, do it blindly!

Seeing the police, the old lady and Yang Chong handling the case, the passers-by immediately became interested, and quickly carried forward the natural attributes of the Chinese national onlookers, and soon surrounded the crime scene into a large circle.

The policeman pointed at Yang Chong and said, "You are 100% responsible for this case." ”

Yang Chong was about to nod his head happily, but he didn't expect the crowd of onlookers next to him to be unhappy.

"Uncle policeman, you are misjudged!"

"An absolute miscalculation, in my opinion, it must be this old woman who touched porcelain and wanted to blackmail this young man!"

"That's right, that's right, I've seen a lot on the news, who dares to be helpful now, it's all porcelain, Uncle Police, you must not be confused!"

Listening to the cries of the masses, Yang Chong was about to cry.

Big brothers and sisters, please don't ****, no, I really voluntarily confessed my guilt!

I did it!

The police are also very embarrassed, after all, the auxiliary police are only doing miscellaneous work, and he does not have the right to enforce the law alone, and if he wants to close the coffin, he has to come to the regular police. But he can't save face, there are so many onlookers, he can't say that he can't do it, right?

What a shame that is!

So he thought about it for a while and decided to obey the public opinion: "In this case, the old lady has to bear 100% responsibility, and I will take her back to the police station responsibly to check whether it is a fraud gang that committed the crime together!" ”

After speaking, he patted Yang Chong's shoulder and encouraged: "Young man, don't be afraid, you are acting bravely!" ”

All right!

The crowd began to applaud.

Justice has finally been served!

Eliminate harm for the people, this is!

It is to talk about civilization and establish a new style, kill chickens and set an example for monkeys, otherwise everyone will not love to help in the future, how indifferent this society should be!

Yang Chong's face was bitter, and he almost wanted to cry without tears.

I just want to commit a crime, why is it so difficult!

I was beaten up for eating a bully meal, I was teased when I wanted to blow up the bus, and finally bumped into an old woman, I had to be counted as righteous and brave, who did I provoke?

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and Yang Chong actually began to roll in the street.

The crowd was dumbfounded, and they studied it one after another, and finally thought that Yang Chong must have been hurt by being blackmailed because of his courageous actions, so he lost his heart and went crazy under the stimulus.

No, we have to send him to a psychiatric hospital.

Good people must not be allowed to suffer.

Everyone called an ambulance and stuffed Yang Chong into the car, no matter how Yang Chong shouted that he was not mentally ill, everyone didn't believe it.

Isn't this teasing us, what psychopath would say I'm mentally ill?

It's normal to struggle a bit.

Watching the ambulance gradually move away, the crowd rejoiced and felt that they had also actively done a good deed today.

The old lady was the only one still shouting there: "It was really him who hit me, Lord Qingtian, the grass people are wronged......"

……

Yang Chong was finally imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital.

The little nurse came to bring him food, but Yang Chong refused to eat it, and muttered, "I want to live in a detention center...... I'm going to be in a detention center...... I'm going to be in a detention center" keeps repeating.

In the end, there was no way, so the little nurse wrote a sign with the words "detention center" written on it and hung it in Yang Chong's ward.

Yang Chong took it down in disgust and was about to throw it out.

Suddenly, a system voice came from my head: the mission is complete.

Do I rub? Why is this okay?

Yang Chong at this moment was confused.

……

On March 11, the wind was light and the clouds were light.

Yang Chong woke up from a coma, and in a trance, he smelled a strong smell of pork, and wanted to look up, but found himself under a pork stall table.

What's even funnier is that there is a naked woman under him, sleeping there.

And where they lay was simply a blanket on the ground covered with loess.

Oh my day, I just crossed over and fought with someone, and I was really caught off guard!

Outside the table, the sky was bright.

Vendors in the neighborhood gradually came out to set up their stalls, and the voices of people began to be noisy.

Yang Chong was surprised to find that his little brother was still strong, hiding in the deep cave of the woman, and couldn't help but praise himself, awesome, he actually stood up all night!

As the saying goes, the plan of the day lies in the morning.

While the day is just right, do you want to count the day in the morning?

Waking up early to exercise is good for your body!

He straightened up and was about to make a reasonable collision, when the tablecloth of the pork stall was suddenly lifted.

Before he could see who it was, the Great Soul Penetration System in his mind woke up.

The light curtain flows, and the scoring of yesterday's task begins.

[Task Score: 7 points]

[XP gained: 7 points]

[Accumulated experience: 50 points]

[50 XP points away from being upgraded to the level 2 system]

Alas, I'll just say, where is it so simple to complete the task, write a sign on the concierge "Detention Center" and count it as a detention center? Obviously impossible.

But the result is still good, 7 points, which is not low.

Keep up the good work today.

The system light curtain flashes again, revealing the task interface.

[Soul Piercing Object: Ling Ling Paint]

[Mission of the day: Kill the Man with the Golden Gun]

[Set Ability: Blade Invincible]

What?

What's that?

actually crossed into "Domestic Lingling Paint"!

And Lao Tzu has also become the first idol in life, Xing Ye!

In the past, "Domestic Lingling Paint" can be said to be Yang Chong's second favorite movie, with a faint and ubiquitous sense of pretense, and a humorous and cold spoof style, which is simply popular among thousands of young men.

This time I was able to travel to the idol, of course...... Alas, wait, there doesn't seem to be such a bed scene in the movie!

The man who lifted the tablecloth of the pork stall was already laughing.

"Ah Qi, are you fighting in the field again?"

After hearing this voice and seeing that face again, Yang Chong suddenly reacted to who he was: "Hmm...... Oh...... Oh, yes! ”

The man glanced at the woman Yang was pressing, and felt a little familiar.

Yang Chong saw that he was not leaving, so he carried forward the great spirit of sharing good things, and said, "Otherwise...... Come along? ”

The man shook his head honestly: "No, that's embarrassing. ”

Yang Chong patted him on the shoulder: "This is your wife, what are you afraid of?" ”