Nima, why can firecrackers burn from beginning to end, but there is not a single sound?

All the firecrackers in one place burned out, and the gunpowder fuses burned all the way to the end, but the artillery battles on both sides were all dumb. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoThe passengers in the car all had painful and disappointed expressions, and they all cast disdainful glances at Yang Chong.

The firecracker performance that was said to be good was in vain.

Everyone is not having fun, so naturally they are very unhappy.

"Dude, firecrackers that can't be blown up are very rare, where did you buy them?" The young man who had borrowed the lighter just now came over, handed Yang Chong a cigarette, and asked.

Yang Chong pushed the cigarette back, shook his head, went to pick up the wrapping paper of the firecracker and looked at it, and immediately understood.

MadeinChina。

No wonder.

Just thinking of this, I only heard a loud "boom" suddenly erupt not far away, and the rolling air waves rushed wildly, and suddenly swept away countless roadside stalls.

Everyone in the car thought that the Japanese were coming again, and estimated that the scale of the explosion was probably no less than a bomb.

Yang Chong looked through the window and realized that a nearby chemical plant had exploded.

He sighed.

Alas, what should be fried won't be blown up, and what shouldn't be blown up keeps blowing.

MadeinChina。

This time I was pitted by unscrupulous merchants again, there is no way, this bus Lao Tzu will not blow up.

After getting out of the car, Yang Chong found that he had been pulled to the bank of the Huangpu River.

As far as the eye can see, I saw three huge "Xiahai City" lights hanging high on the side of the skyscraper wall, and countless luxury cruise ships roaring past the Huangpu River.

It is the largest metropolis in the whole of China.

This is Gangnam.

Yang Cheng smiled suddenly.

The name Xiahai City is very unfriendly to women, and at first glance, it seems that this is a place for women to go to the sea and sell their bodies.

Yang Chong was walking on the side of the street, and as he walked, he saw a beautiful woman with a good figure standing by the river, with a resolute look, as if she was about to commit suicide.

She looks coquettish.

What is coquettish?

Coquettishness is that all men will feel that there is drama at the first sight of her, and they will want to be in trouble.

Yang Chong quietly walked behind her, and while she was not paying attention, he suddenly rushed forward to save her, and the two of them rolled on the ground, turning many times at once.

The beauty exclaimed, "Indecent! ”

Yang Chong covered her mouth: "What kind of indecency, I'm saving you!" ”

The beauty glared at the big sparkling eyes and said, "What kind of plane are you doing, save me?" ”

Yang Chong said: "Yes, aren't you going to commit suicide by jumping into the river?" ”

The beauty said: "Alas, how did you speak, who said that you were going to commit suicide by jumping into the river?" ”

Yang Chong said: "Then what are you doing standing by the river?" ”

The beautiful woman snorted angrily: "I'm a rural person, I finally came out to meet the big city, what happened to me if I wanted to breathe a breath of the haze of the big city, why did I want to commit suicide by jumping into the river?" ”

Yang Chong had to apologize: "Oh, that's sorry. ”

The two of them dusted their bodies and stood up.

Yang Chong saw that there was still a little dust behind the beauty that had not been cleaned, so he stretched out his hand and wanted to shoot it off for her.

Who knew that the beauty was extremely cautious, and when she saw Yang Chong stretching out her claws, she immediately took a step back and said, "What do you want to do?" ”

Yang Chong was stunned for a moment and said, "Yes." ”

You ask me if I want to do it, and of course I do.

If you don't do it, you don't do it, and if you do it, you do it in vain.

The beauty knew that he would be wrong, her face was blushing, and she couldn't help but kick him: "I'm asking you, what do you want to do?" ”

This time, she deliberately increased the volume of the word "what" to avoid Yang Chong misleading.

Yang Chong pointed to the dust behind her.

The beauty said "oh", a little sorry in her heart, it turns out that this kid is caring about me!

The two abandoned their estrangement and chatted immediately. The beauty seems to have countless things to confide, and in her conversations with Yang Chong, she is talking endlessly, from the countryside to the city, from Dostoevsky to Ibrahimovich......

The words are still not finished.

So Yang Chong concluded that she must have an extraordinary past.

"Does the past matter? Unimportant. The beauty asked herself, "Yes, that's right, I've slept with a lot of people, I have a dirty and shameless past, but so what?" Who doesn't have a past? ”

Yang Chong's face turned red.

Please, I didn't ask you about it.

"I've had enough fun, I've been crazy enough, and now I feel like I'm going to find an honest man to marry." The beauty sighed.

"I'll be honest with you, I'm not an honest person." Yang Chong hurriedly cleared himself.

Just kidding, if we honest people recruit you to provoke you, we have to take over for those romantic young people?

Oh, you've had enough, and you're thinking about finding an honest man to marry?

Why did you go before?

Bah!

This pick-up man, Lao Tzu doesn't do it!

When the beauty heard Yang Chong say this, she began to be a little unhappy, her mother finally caught a fool, but she couldn't let him run away like this!

So she looked into Yang Chong's eyes and said sincerely: "Do you know why some men always can't find a girlfriend?" ”

Yang Chong shook his head: "I don't know." ”

The beauty continued: "It's because you don't understand the amorous feelings. ”

Yang Chong was puzzled: "What do you say?" ”

The beauty took Yang Chong's hand and said playfully: "In this way, I'll tell you when we go to the hotel together tonight." ”

Yang Chong withdrew his hand, with an expression of breaking the casserole and asking to the end: "No, you have to say it now." ”

The beauties are about to cry......

What do you mean by incomprehensible amorous?

That is, when you tell a man what you are going to study in a hotel tonight, he has to ask you what you are studying.

The beauty suddenly sighed.

Yang Chong asked her, "Why are you sighing?" ”

The beautiful woman pointed to a couple on the side of the street who were hooking shoulders and said, "I need a boyfriend who can be a cow and a horse for me now." ”

Yang Chong pursed his lips and didn't speak, when a man suddenly burst out of the street.

Covered in oil and carrying a garbage bag full of filth, he came to the beautiful woman, grinned and grinned, showing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and was honest and honest: "I can make cattle and horses for you, but you have to give me grass." ”

Yang Chong was happy at that time.

This grass is not the other grass, big brother!

He laughed and walked away from the beauty. As for the beauty, she was hugged by the big brother and said that she wanted to be a cow and a horse.

A gentle breeze blows.

Crime, Lao Tzu wants to sin.

Seeing that it was already dark, Yang Chong didn't have much time.

At this moment, he saw an old lady crossing the street at the intersection in the distance.

No matter, it's her!

Yang Chong didn't say a word, and ran towards the old lady.

The old lady walked like a snail on the street, and was about to reach the end of the road, when she suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing, and a figure slammed into her.

"Ah...... Yikes! The old lady fell in response.

She fell near the end of the road, clutching her arm and moaning. Moan: "But you're going to kill me, an old woman, ouch......"

That's right, it was Yang Chong who hit the person.

Yang Chong saw that the big thing had been accomplished, so he stopped the policeman who was about to pass by, pointed at the old lady and said, "See, this old lady was knocked over by me!" ”