"Hello? 110? There's a psychotic here, please take him away. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

This is the most direct reaction of this palace, since I was a child, my mother told this palace that when you meet people and things that cannot be solved, don't be reckless, you must find a way to call the police uncle, they are the embodiment of justice, and they will eradicate all evil forces.

"Miss, if it's a nervous disease, please call 120."

"But he's not your average neurotic ......"

"Then you can call another 119......"

Before Bengong could say anything more, the other party hung up the phone with a snap, and Bengong had a bitter face, turned around and looked at a certain man who was hugging Hongu tightly, and suddenly he was powerless.

This palace thinks that every patient should be given the opportunity to be treated fairly, and that is a million, so wouldn't it be a pity to give up like this?

People say that many mentally ill people are like children, as long as they are patient, pay more attention and listen more, their emotions will be well relieved.

Maybe they'll be good friends. (, who's going to befriend a psychopath?) ）

So, Hongu took a deep breath, adjusted his expression that had become a little distorted due to fright, and transformed it into the smiling face of the compassionate Guanyin Niangniang, and then reached out and gently touched his head.

"Well, let's not make trouble, how about sitting down and having a good chat?"

As if it had played some role, he had a childlike innocent smile on his face, but he refused to let go of his hand, for fear that Hongu would disappear at any time, he carried Hongu to the sofa and continued to cling to it, like a slimy slug.

"Brother Shangxian, the weather is so hot, can you not hug it so tightly?"

"No, I've been looking for you for thousands of years, what will I do if you run away?"

Hongu forbearance, forbearance, forbearance......

"Since you are an immortal, do you think this palace can escape under your nose? Besides, you are the immortal brother of this palace, where is this palace willing to leave you...... "Damn, I was disgusted by myself.

But these words obviously worked, he finally let go of the hand around the waist of the palace, it is really rare in this world to play hooligan and take advantage of a man who is so comfortable and reasonable.

Seeing that the situation has taken a turn for the better, he is not as scared as before, the well-informed Bengong, what strange thing has not been encountered? This beautiful man who is mentally abnormal, with the mana of this palace, can he still be subdued?

"Let's introduce myself!"

"You really don't remember me?"

Hongu, endure again, endure, endure......

"Didn't you say thousands of years? How could Hongu still remember such a long time ago...... "I really thought that I was a Chinese country for 5,000 years......

"That's right!" After he finished speaking, he touched his chin with his hand and was thinking about something, and before Bengong could slow down, he actually pounced towards Bengong like a hungry wolf, Bengong was caught off guard, and was directly pressed under him.

"You, what are you doing?" Although this palace has been single and hungry for a long time, it does not mean that you can be casual with a strange man.

"Help you recover your memory......" After speaking, he leaned his face over without hesitation, and in a hurry, Bengong turned his face and dodged it, this kind of visual impact almost scared Bengong out of a heart attack.

But he didn't give up his animalistic behavior, and he didn't kiss his mouth, so he simply kissed directly on the earlobe of Bengong, and the moment of the soft touch, the blood of Bengong almost flowed backwards and died.

Bengong was in a hurry, turned his face and was ready to scold, but he didn't think about it, before he could say a word, he was covered by his soft lips, looking at him with his eyes closed and a very enjoyable expression, Bengong actually had the idea of letting you do whatever you wanted for a moment.

He didn't seem to be satisfied with a simple touch, stretched out his soft warm tongue, and when Bengong closed his teeth and desperately held his position, his body increased the force of pressing down, and it was closer to Bengong's body, and at this moment, Bengong obviously felt that there was a hard thing in his lower body against Bengong's ......

Bengong was a little unable to calm down, and subconsciously opened his mouth to scream, but he took advantage of this time to successfully invade the territory of Bengong with his tongue, and the more he kissed, the deeper he kissed, and he succeeded in taking away Bengong's breath......

Hongu forbearance, forbearance, forbearance, forbearance...... Who wants to be raped by a psychopath? This beast in human skin, this palace is about to turn you into an undefeated in the East, so he suddenly raised his legs, hit the key part, and his tongue, which was still wantonly sucking, suddenly stopped, taking this opportunity, this palace bit hard, and he rolled over and rolled off the sofa in pain.

This palace is so big, when has it ever been so light? One was angry, raised his foot and stepped on his lower body, one was not enough, two blows, and then it became an uncontrollable continuous movement, until the man on the ground foamed at the mouth, and this palace realized that something was wrong......

It's over, there is no need to sentence for neurotic murder, but if a normal person kills a neurotic, he will sit through the prison, right?

(I'm no longer arrogant and call myself Hongu, okay?) Would you like someone to wake him up for the old lady? In fact, no one in my ancestors has ever been slept with by the emperor, really, purely fooling people. ）

At this moment, a hand suddenly grabbed my ankle, thinking that I was a corpse, and I was directly frightened and fainted.

(Okay, turn off the lights...... ）

When I woke up, the first thing I saw was a person dressed as a fairy, wrapped in a white robe, long black hair pouring down like a waterfall, and her slender fingers were even better than a woman's, and her appearance like a fairy daughter, especially the sullen mole at the end of her eyes......

"Wow...... I suddenly couldn't hold back my emotions and cried, "Am I dead?" How can you see the gods......"

Anyway, it's all ghosts, so what's the matter with a big cry regardless of the image?

"Sister Luoyi, don't cry, I'm your immortal brother? I thought you might remember what I used to look like, that's why you're dressed like this. ”

He took off the cosplay on his body as he spoke, and I gradually calmed down my emotions, so, the current situation is, that neuropathy was not trampled to death by me? And I'm lying in his bed now?

Why do I feel more sad than dead? If it gets out and says that I was forcibly kissed by a neurotic who still likes to play cos, I won't be a leftover girl, but a saint, okay?

"Alright, alright. Brother Shangxian doesn't force you. Don't get too excited, I'll introduce myself according to the normal procedure of human beings, it doesn't matter if you don't remember me, we're still so long, it's not too late to get to know each other, right? ”

"Tell me first, are you a human or a ghost?"

When I think of the frenzied trampling on someone's place just now, and now appearing in front of me without any incident, I feel like I've seen a ghost.