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He said that his name was Lu Xiaoxian, and he was an immortal who didn't know how long he had lived, because he had lived too long, and he had long been tired of this life, so he looked around for a way to let him die, even if he couldn't die, he could be in a coma and sleep, as long as he was unconscious, it was OK.

So those people came to me, thinking that I, Luo Banxian'er, who specializes in treating men's incurable diseases, might have a way to help him realize his dream.

These three sentences of self-introduction, which are inseparable from the word "fairy", just made my mind a doctor of psychology short.

"You say you're an immortal, how can you prove it?"

In my cognition, the appearance of this Korean-style beautiful man is more like a demagogic goblin, right?

"You know what? There's nothing I can do to make me feel pain, except you. ”

Hearing such a conclusion, the corners of my mouth twitched uncomfortably, which only proves that your skin is thicker, and my hands are heavier, right?

"Aren't all immortals able to fly? You fly one and show me. "I had my head in my hands, obviously losing patience with this neurosis.

"It hasn't been flying for thousands of years, and the function has long been degraded." He spread his hands, indicating that he was also helpless.

"That immortal knows some spells, will you? Show me how to transform. "I'll just watch you pretend to be X......

"To tell you the truth, I was put down before, when I fell, it was the Sui Dynasty, and when I woke up, it was already the Republic of China...... So I forgot all those spell formulas and stuff before. "Lu Xiaoxian said that he was serious, and I who had been trying to calm down couldn't listen to him anymore.

"Are you a mummy? It's been more than 1,400 years, and you tell me, where did you sleep? What position do you fall asleep in? Did you turn over in the middle? "No matter how bad my history is, I know how to make a draft before bragging.

Well, he's managed to wear out the last bit of patience on me, does anyone think that if I stay here, I'll definitely go to a psychiatrist for a while?

I'm a doctor, though.

I stood up and bowed to the old immortal, "Great God, will I obey you?" Can you let me go? I'll go back in a while and make a golden body for you in your image, and three incense sticks a day for your old man, okay? ”

Telling an atheist that he is a fairy is really the funniest joke of the century.

Seeing that I was leaving, he jumped up from the sofa, flashed to me, grabbed my arm like a child, and begged, "Sister Luoyi, don't you go, okay?" I know you're having a hard time accepting it right now, but I'm really telling the truth. I swear! ”

I think if he hadn't given birth to a bewildering beautiful face, I wouldn't have hesitated to punch him.

At this moment, I suddenly heard a gunshot, and before I had time to react, I saw Lu Xiaoxian shouting "Be careful", and stopped directly in front of me, hugging me tightly into his arms, I could clearly feel his body shake forward, as if the impact of a bullet through the body, directly made me confused.

"Are you alright?" Before I could ask, Lu Xiaoxian opened his mouth first.

I slowly moved my gaze down, the white T-shirt had been stained with blood, I covered my mouth and was shocked, this is not a shootout movie, there are gangsters with guns and hurting people in broad daylight?

Am I hallucinating because I've been single for too long?

Just when I was in shock, Lu Xiaoxian directly lifted the hem of the clothes, I thought he was dying, and he didn't forget to play hooligan, who knows, the horror is not his eight chocolate abs at all, but the body that was originally pierced by bullets, and it actually healed automatically......

And the bullet just happened to pass through his body, and the bullet casing fell from his stomach. I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, if this bullet had gone a little further, it would have pierced more than his body......

My resistance has been weak since I was a child, and I was so frightened that my legs were weak, and I couldn't stand up when I collapsed on the ground.

If it's a five-cent special effect, I can pretend not to see it, but it has to be a 4K full HD picture, and the whole person suddenly feels bad.

"Sister Luoyi, do you believe what I say now?" Lu Xiaoxian squatted down, there was no expression of pain on his face, and I suddenly remembered that sentence - do you know? There's nothing I can do to make me feel pain, except you.

I subconsciously raised my palm and waved, and slapped him in the face firmly, he probably didn't expect me to hit him so suddenly, covering his face as if he didn't know why.

"Does it hurt?" I asked, stunned.

"Hmm!" He nodded, let go of his hand, and five finger prints appeared on his face, and they did not disappear for a long time.

I'm going to go, it's too evil...... It's better to roll your eyes and faint until tomorrow......

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Later, I learned that the person who shot was Lu Xiaoxian's friend, from the criminal police brigade in the city, he was one of the few people who didn't know Lu Xiaoxian's identity much, and the reason why he suddenly shot at him was to use him as a live target to practice his shooting skills, because there were no other people around the villa, so even if he heard the gunshot, it would not cause others to panic.

This time, I really believe it, this little fresh meat who looks like he is only in his early twenties, is actually a man who appeared when Pangu opened the world, this Nima joke is really big......

Let his ancestors feel tender.

"Sister Luoyi, if you still want to know, I'll tell you."

"Don't ......"

I hurriedly waved my hand and refused, this kind of person who knows too much can't survive three episodes on the TV series, besides, I don't want to have anything to do with this living specimen, once this kind of freak is involved in the novel, the heroine will be inexplicably dead or injured.

The little bit of hair and blood in my blood trough is not enough for these great gods to toss......

I'm not stupid and sweet, and I'm not a little girl who can't stand the temptation, so I won't compromise and wronged myself because of a good-looking human skin, you know, my goal is to find a big man who is ordinary in all indicators, before the age of 35, complete the task of getting married and having children, and then live an ordinary life that is torn every day but is tightly attached to each other.

"Lao Lu, don't say it, this woman is exactly the same as the woman in your portrait, no wonder Guangzai will ask her to treat you." The one who spoke was the perverted criminal policeman, and I don't know what kind of heart he has, but the person who uses his friends as a live target whenever he has time is extremely unhealthy.

"What portrait? Still exactly like me? ”

It's not a photo, how much does a hand-drawn image look like me? This aroused my strong curiosity.

I saw Lu Xiaoxian pick up something similar to a remote control, and when he pressed it, the TV wall in the living room suddenly flipped over, and a picture of a beautiful woman in ancient costume bathing appeared in front of him......